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Jokes EtcRe: Joke by dm(m): 8:48am On May 04, 2006
diddy4dt:
it is original and quite funny. nice try
Hmmmmm
Jokes EtcRe: Jumping Blonde by dm(m): 8:41am On May 04, 2006
Wow.
Smartly Dumb grin
Jokes EtcRe: Inebriated State by dm(m): 8:36am On May 04, 2006
That's It wink

He's so dead. Whispering.
Jokes EtcRe: Confessions Of An Ijaw Kid by dm(m): 8:32am On May 04, 2006
undecided
This used to be a lil Johnny joke. cry
Jokes EtcRe: I Have Something For You by dm(m): 8:30am On May 04, 2006
angry angry angry
Jokes EtcRe: Gymnasts In The Loo by dm(m): 8:28am On May 04, 2006
Hard Task If U Ask me shocked
Music/RadioWho's Your Hottest Radio Presenter by dm(op): 1:39pm On May 03, 2006
Drop a list of ur top 5 regardless of ur location
Music/RadioRe: 112 V. Style Plus by dm(m): 1:34pm On May 03, 2006
Good lord, shocked shocked shocked

What tha are u comparing, pls dude.

This shouldn't be a topic.
112 is way ahead of styl-plus' league.
Jokes EtcRe: Riddle Of The Day by dm(m): 10:50pm On May 02, 2006
angry









sad









angry Egbe ni BoBo Yi Men.
Jokes EtcRe: Riddle Of The Day by dm(m): 10:05pm On May 02, 2006
[quote author=hot-angel link=topic=11900.msg332533#msg332533 date=1146601491]-- three/triple language speaker

-- two/double language speaker

-- single/one/mono language speaker.

cheesy cheesy wink wink[/quote]O Smart Gan o
angry
grin grin grin didn't binu o
Jokes EtcRe: Misplaced Phone by dm(m): 10:03pm On May 02, 2006
Yeepa,
Gbese galore. shocked shocked shocked
Jokes EtcRe: Your Dirty Mind Iq: by dm(op): 6:40pm On May 02, 2006
spikelord:
Here are my answers:

Dick
Dick
Dick
Dick
Dick
Dick
Dick
Dick
Dick
Dick
angry angry angry Spoilt Sport.
Jokes EtcYour Dirty Mind Iq: by dm(op): 11:56am On May 02, 2006
Questions:

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you
not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best
man always has me first. What am I?

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People
sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?

5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both
men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me
you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I
come, it's news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your
fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called
a big Player. What am I?

10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged
in my job. What am I?



Answers Below:










1. A dentist
2. A wedding ring
3. Peanut butter
4. Chewing gum
5. An elevator
6. A nose
7. A newspaper boy
8. A glove
9. A crane
10. A toothbrush, of course!

Now exactly what were you thinking!!??
Jokes EtcRe: Powdered Viagra by dm(m): 11:40am On May 02, 2006
Instant action, grin
Forum GamesRe: Fill In The Story by dm(m): 5:38pm On May 01, 2006
Groovey Baby wink
Forum GamesRe: Fill In The Story by dm(m): 11:29am On May 01, 2006
Yea Lovely butts u got,
@Rhodalyn Like my dude.?
He's feelin u,    lol
Jokes EtcRe: Who"s Wife? by dm(m): 11:00pm On Apr 30, 2006
O lawdy,

Busted for life grin
Music/RadioRe: Kiss My Money Maker by dm(op): 7:21am On Apr 30, 2006
Kiss My Money Maker  ,
That's it                        feeling the groove wink
senorita:
wink[color=#006600][/color],well if this is what a fat guy looks like,i hope every man alive becomes fat!
i"d like to kiss his moneymaker
grin grin grin

Music/RadioRe: Kiss My Money Maker by dm(op): 11:24pm On Apr 29, 2006
[size=15pt]Oh Lawdy[/size]

He's hunky shocked

A green Lantern sef grin
Music/RadioRe: Kiss My Money Maker by dm(op): 8:23pm On Apr 29, 2006
Hmmmm Good Question.
Was told about it    liked it,
So decided to share.


wish i could shake my money maker like Rhodalyn grin

Where's the cutie sef. huh
Music/RadioRe: Kiss My Money Maker by dm(op): 6:12pm On Apr 29, 2006
embarassed What is Happening here? cry
This was meant to be a thread  for views and not arguments.

I checked out www.myspace.com-harribest,  found it interesting thanx @Abbihh

Found out i could buy the track on itunes shocked     i was shocked
Music/RadioRe: Kiss My Money Maker by dm(op): 3:18pm On Apr 29, 2006
Critics ,
Love ya'll kiss
Makes entertainment business sweet.
Wish i knew this guy, would love to show him this thread.
if u ask me. Hell do well cos i think it's a good song, Liked the Part 2. grin

Anyone seen Disco inferno video, Fiesta uncensored, thong song, tip drill just to mention a few, so what are we sayin,don't get ya @ glamroka
Music/RadioRe: Kiss My Money Maker by dm(op): 2:25pm On Apr 28, 2006
Tot so too.
Naijas are doin ok i guess, i hope there's a censored version of the vid, or else it won't make tv.
Nice song though.




get paid, HOW?
so i no fit talk about an artiste again,
No be Music thread be thishuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh?

shocked shocked shocked
Music/RadioRe: Kiss My Money Maker by dm(op): 1:25pm On Apr 28, 2006
A friend told me bout it, saw the videos and i'm was like , [size=15pt]WOW[/size]
Music/RadioKiss My Money Maker by dm(op): 12:25pm On Apr 28, 2006
Hey Folks,
Just want Ya'll to check out this site.
Here's the next best thing to HIT in Naija pretty soon.

WWW.HARRIBEST.COM



Wish Rhodalyn could come shake her money maker here. smiley
Jokes EtcRe: The First Kiss by dm(m): 10:42am On Apr 28, 2006
Funny though, still is,
But read it in this forum before undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Systems Failure by dm(m): 10:39am On Apr 28, 2006
grin grin grin this is tha illest shocked shocked shocked
Jokes EtcRe: Who Said Women Aren't Clever by dm(m): 10:36am On Apr 28, 2006
angry angry angry okay funny sha, cry
Jokes EtcRe: The Kind Of Animal You Are. by dm(m): 10:03am On Apr 28, 2006
I'm A Mouse, Dang
Guess what matters are my capabilities. This stuff is ALmost true.
Jokes EtcRe: Drinking Problem by dm(m): 8:39am On Apr 28, 2006
LMFAO, cool fine one there.
Jokes EtcRe: Question The Monkey by dm(m): 8:32am On Apr 28, 2006
Oh come on shocked shocked shocked
Music/RadioRe: I'm So Sick Of Love Songs by dm(m): 7:51pm On Apr 25, 2006
HAAALLLLOOOO, what part of most[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color] don't u understand?
@$hadex

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