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diddy4dt:
does the lawyer have contact number cuzz i did like to meet him.

belloti:
Excerpted from an article about a bank robbery which appeared in the New York Times on 2 March 1999:

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feelgood:
TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that
we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!

https://usera.imagecave.com/m2/8.gif cranked me up

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very good

diddy4dt:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-11441.0.html

Correct dude.
I knew i could count on you.

@femilangy,
Guess u don't know what re-cycled means.

Meeeeeeeeen Na die for that waiting weh him go do o

I can just imagine being in her shoes,

)

My fav was the double barrel (Lil Johnny)

Way toooo funny.

Ashiri ti tu ooooo

To crown it,,
It's freakin Re-cycled.

Recycled

Question 1:
Where do u start to eat first?
Question 2:
What part do u enjoy most?

Just Curious oooooo

belloti:
Secretary: Hmmm, Pastor, are we talking about the same thing?!

I doubt.

This is the Sh*t.
It cranked me up big time.

Dude you posted this stuff TWICE

What happened to ' The Customer Is Always Right'?

She's got alot of questions to answer ooooooo

@Olembe , Hold up,
Diddy's got a point, what's the essense of recycling if it's still on the same Site/Forum.
There are different pages ,Jokes are read here on a daily basis why try to make it boring when one gets to read the same stuff over and over and over _{need i continue} again?

HAAAAA

furlee:
Can you please specify the link where this joke was posted on this forum before?

Awaiting your response.

@diddy4dt , No disappoint me o.
Post it man.

Handsing Up!!!
True talk.

trailblaze:
OMG! The Doctor too like better thing. No be so!!!

Who no like Beta tin??

belloti:
hey this was posted just yesterday and you are already repeating it today. next time please scroll atleast to the most recent posts

Hmmm

Happy Birthday



Groovey Baby

OUCH,
sure that won't melt the WHOLE dress??
FLMAO

[quote author=me,myself link=topic=12493.msg347558#msg347558 date=1147240385]Photographer - "Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on.
It's much too big for me to hold very long. Madam? Madam? Good
heavens, she's fainted. [/quote]I can just imagine,

This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails I've received in awhile.  Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.  



[center]DORMITORY
when you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM [/center]



 


 


[center]PRESBYTERIAN
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER [/center]

 


 


[center]ASTRONOMER
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER[/center]



 


 


[center]DESPERATION
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT [/center]



 


 


 


[center]THE EYES
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE[/center]


 


 


[center]GEORGE BUSH
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE [/center]
 




[center]THE MORSE CODE
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS[/center]

 




[center]SLOT MACHINES
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME [/center]

 




[center]ANIMOSITY
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY[/center]


 


 


[center]ELECTION RESULTS
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT[/center]  




[center]MOTHER-IN-LAW
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER[/center]



 




[center]SNOOZE ALARMS
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z'S[/center]

 




[center]A DECIMAL POINT
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE [/center]



 




[center]THE EARTHQUAKES
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE[/center]  


 



[center]ELEVEN PLUS TWO
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE[/center]

 


 


[size=14pt][center]AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE[/center]: [/size]


 


 


[center]PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA:
When you rearrange the letters
(With no letters left over and using each letter only once):
TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS [/center]
 


 


Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands!



 



Bet your friends haven't seen this one!!!

Smoking Aspirin








Groovey Baby