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Zahymaka:
He's the only one writing. Abeg make we leave am.*

_{Translation: Let's leave him alone}

sorry

yea
the james bond guy and co
_{, i think he isn't on now lets spice it up}

When a song is Hot it's HHOOTT that explains the remixes, and there were different rappers per song, so all in all there are ten(10) DIFFERENT VERSIONS, that includes the original .lol

A little boy named Tommy had ESP. He could see
into the future.

One night, Tommy was praying and he said, "God
bless Mommy, Daddy, Fluffy, and goodbye Barny."
Barny was the families pet hampster.

Well, during that night, the cat, Fluffy, opened
up Barny's cage and ate him.

The next night, Tommy kneeled and prayed and said,
"God bless Mommy, Daddy, and goodbye Fluffy."

The next morning, Fluffy was walking across the
street when a truck ran him over.

That night, Tommy was praying and he said, "God
bless Mommy, and goodbye Daddy."

Well the father was very upset and, the next day,
he got his police officer friend to arrange an
armored car to pick him up and a police escort.
He came home the same way too. When he was walking
up the walk way, his wife came running out.

"Oh dear! You'll never guess what happened!"
"What is it?" He cried. "The mailman dropped dead
this morning at the doorstep!"

One day when the teacher walked to the
black board, she noticed someone had
written the word 'penis' in tiny letters.
She turned around, scanned the class
looking for the guilty face. Finding
none, she quickly erased it, and began
her class. The next day she went into
the room, and she saw, in larger letters,
the word 'penis' again on the black
board. Again, she looked around in vain
for the culprit, but found none, so she
proceeded with the day's lesson. Every
morning, for about a week, she went into
the classroom and found the same
disgusting word written on the board,
each day's word, larger than the previous
day's word. Finally, one day, she walked
in, expecting to be greeted by the same
word on the board, but instead, found the
words: "The more you rub it, the bigger
it gets!"

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding along when
the Lone Ranger puts up his hand and says,
"Whoa." He then climbs down from his horse
Silver, walks behind the horse, lifts his tail
and kisses the horse on his asshole. He then
remounts and they ride on.

A little while later, the Lone Ranger again
raises his hand and says, "Whoa." He dismounts,
lifts the tail and kisses Silver on the ass
again, then remounts.

Tonto not sure as to what is going on asks,
"Hmph! Kimo Sabe why you get of Silver and kiss
him on asshole?" The Lone Ranger replies,
"Chapped lips." Tonto then says, "Ugh. That good
for chapped lips?" The Lone ranger replies, "No,
but it keeps you from licking them."

A carrot was talking to a pickle and a dick.
The carrot says I have a hard life, people buy
me and shave me and eat me.

The pickle said oh yeah, I used to be a cucumber
and they cooked me and flavored me and I can get
eaten too!

Oh yeah, says the dick, well I get a plastic bag
over my head everyday and then they make me do
pushups till I barf.

OKAY now this is getting out of hand,i might just lose my mind


_{wherez snazzydawn?}

Now it's really confusing,
he's married,
Got hussies(i'm one of anyway)

DAMN why my brother,

i'll just, ,

i'll just barge in ,on second thought,   that might wreck his marriage.
what the heck    F**K Him,

He knew we had an appointment this morning, why the f**k is he acting up, today of all days?

so i decided to call his cell phone,

Where is hot-angel

During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.


I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.

The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:

54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be sleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 tim es you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us

Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory
because:

6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move

A guy in a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun
"Open the f***ing safe" he yells at the girl behind the counter.
"But we're not a real bank" she replies. "We don't have any
money; this is a sperm bank".
"Don't argue!, Open the f***ing safe or I'll blow your head off!"
She obliges and once she's opened the safe door the guy says,
"Take out one of the bottles and drink it".
"But it's full of sperm!" she replies nervously.
"Don't argue just drink it" he says.
She takes the cap off and gulps it down.
"Take out another one and drink it too" he demands.
She takes out another and drinks it as well.

Suddenly the guy pulls off the mask and, to the girl's
amazement, it's her husband. "Not that f***ing difficult, is it!"

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About a month ago I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse.My unfeeling husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was and as usual I could not do anything right. One thing led to another, and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my new white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using the bargain detergent he had made me buy, but it just wouldn't come out. I made a quick trip to the supermarket to get a bottle of liquid TIDE with bleach. To my suprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out. In fact the stains came out so well that the police detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests were negative and my attornety said that I would no longer be considered a suspect! I thank you once again for having such a great product. Well, gotta go, I must write a letter to the HEFTY BAG people. They also have a very good product.
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@ diddy4dt

u wicked _small now every male go dey against every female for this thread now(& Vice versa)

hmmmm

ok where did u guys stop

Zahymaka:
I did my nails and rang my professor's office. His secretary informed me he wasn't around so

that he'd left for a very important meeting,

dm what do you mean?
[quote][/quote]I want u guys to continue.
Simple

Ohhh lawd,The world we live in, _{the priest was the}

@ diddy4dt
ur smart, though i had the skateboard on my mind.

Yeah dude , cos he was out WORKIN' with them

There u go, nice one

Hmmmmm, read this also, in this forum

And Then ,,,,And Then ,,,_pantin,

Please CONTINUE with the story,

So whats goin to happen to the story?
@ 2cantango

I wonder where they both are, Maybe gone to conclude the story, HMMMMMMMM

[b]OK[/b], What happened to the story

same here

u guys should make a novel together, sorry outta context here but couldn't resist posting this.

@DM: I don't understand what you're talking about.
[quote][/quote]What part, ?
The replies, the remixes, or my station?which