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Jokes Etc › Re: Dying Husband by dm(m): 4:29pm On Jun 02, 2006
nope,
ever heard,     crank it up,  (any how na my station --- let's crank it up )
It's a term : loosen up, freak out stuffs like that.
So i still stick to my grammar wink
Jokes Etc › Re: Dying Husband by dm(m): 1:51pm On May 22, 2006
oh lawdy,
That cranked (not cracked) me up.
U mean this na By-product of the re-cycled joke. shocked
Diddy u go kill person ooooooo
Jokes Etc › Re: Beware Of Lust! by dm(m): 1:44pm On May 22, 2006
diddy4dt:
u dey vex oooo.
Men for wetin now.
The Period means full stop(.) (got that from an old joke)
Jokes Etc › Re: A Man's Ego! by dm(m): 9:50pm On May 20, 2006
ojd:
Are you so DUMB?
So because i didn't find it hilarious means u should insult me
Music/Radio › Re: Tuface's New Album! by dm(m): 9:34pm On May 20, 2006
Sorry hun,
You Can't for now,it's still an exclusive.
I could hook u up though. wink
Jokes Etc › Re: The Real Hussein by dm(m): 5:19pm On May 20, 2006
Hilarious.
Really good concept.
Jokes Etc › Re: A Man's Ego! by dm(m): 5:07pm On May 20, 2006
ojd:
The husband leans
over to the black guy and says, “You see!
That’s how you wave the towel.”
angry Do't tell me that was the part i'm to crack up sad.
I did not angry angry angry
Jokes Etc › Re: You Never Know Who's Watching by dm(m): 5:04pm On May 20, 2006
angry angry angry Re-cycled
Jokes Etc › Re: Copy and Paste Yahoo! Offlines IM in Here. <all The Funnies And Rumours> by dm(m): 4:55pm On May 20, 2006
I want to introduce you to the law of aerodynamics that states that it is possible that something can go up and remain there. Before this year runs out, u shall find urself somewhere that u cant even bring urself down. Your blessings shall never come down, u shall never fail, the law of gravity will never work in your finances, business, family, all area of your life etc. Stay blessed. The devil is a liar. You may be going through a tough time right now but God is getting ready to bless you in a way that only He can. Keep the faith. My instructions were to pick four people that I wanted God to bless, and I picked you.
Jokes Etc › Re: Copy and Paste Yahoo! Offlines IM in Here. <all The Funnies And Rumours> by dm(m): 4:55pm On May 20, 2006
At the university of liverpool, a Professor was talking about increasing milk production of the cows, when a girl in the class asked: "Why do cows always seem depressed when being milked?" The Professor answered, "Well my girl, if every morning at dawn they woke you up, rubbed your boobs for two hours and didn't make love to you afterwards, you'll look depressed too!"
Jokes Etc › Re: Time Up by dm(m): 2:40pm On May 20, 2006
olembe:
What do you do then? Point to your watch and say TIMES UP?"
Yes o.
Bros, ur time is up,I'M HOME.https://usera.imagecave.com/m2/3.gif
Jokes Etc › Re: Priceless by dm(m): 2:35pm On May 20, 2006
Really nice one.
Some of us are still good. cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Go Ahead by dm(m): 12:56pm On May 20, 2006
[move]GO DIDDY GO DIDDY GO[/move]
Jokes Etc › Re: Beware Of Lust! by dm(m): 12:43pm On May 20, 2006
More like getting your priorities rightperiod
Jokes Etc › Re: Just For 200 Bucks: by dm(m): 12:39pm On May 20, 2006
mukina2:
@dm are you sure UrE NoT ReCyCleD bY ThE WaY U Go abOuT ThIs jOkEs No offence meant kiss kiss
https://usera.imagecave.com/m2/1.gif i don't get ya
Jokes Etc › Re: I It My Ead by dm(m): 12:35pm On May 20, 2006
mamaput:
SON : "Mummy i it my ead
mum : No its i hit my head

SON ; No it is not you that it your ead it is me that it my ead.

not recycled true story
No one's arguing dollhttps://usera.imagecave.com/m2/8.gif
Jokes Etc › Re: Just For 200 Bucks: by dm(m): 12:32pm On May 20, 2006
Now my Post.

angry angry angry Re-cycled.period
Jokes Etc › Re: Just For 200 Bucks: by dm(m): 12:30pm On May 20, 2006
Nice Try wink
But the scolding face comes b4 re-cycled.


Dude u cranked me uphttps://usera.imagecave.com/m2/8.gif
Jokes Etc › Re: My Story by dm(m): 12:28pm On May 20, 2006
spikelord:
Haven't read this one before!
Check Diddy's Link


xdos:
It'z ok. I think Nairaland has noticed the both of you (recyclers). Na wah 2 una angry
Oga explain wetin u mean.
Cos from this, it's like u enjoy reading the same thing over and over again.https://usera.imagecave.com/m2/a.gif
Jokes Etc › Re: God Is Missing by dm(m): 7:42pm On May 19, 2006
Folks Pls do it like this

angry angry angry Re-cycled
Jokes Etc › Re: Conversation With God by dm(m): 7:34pm On May 19, 2006
Jokes Etc › Re: Grandma's Hair by dm(m): 7:33pm On May 19, 2006
angry angry angry Re-cycled
Jokes Etc › Re: Grant Me One Wish by dm(m): 7:30pm On May 19, 2006
angry angry angry Re-cycled
Jokes Etc › Re: Drink From The Bottle by dm(m): 7:27pm On May 19, 2006
angry angry angry Re-cycled
Jokes Etc › Re: which end tap pass by dm(m): 7:23pm On May 19, 2006
angry angry angry Re-cycled
Jokes Etc › Re: Dreaming Wife by dm(m): 7:20pm On May 19, 2006
Jokes Etc › Re: The Groom's Speech! by dm(m): 7:19pm On May 19, 2006
angry angry angry Re-cycled.
Jokes Etc › Re: Brain Teeser! by dm(m): 7:13pm On May 19, 2006
alpacaem:
i know!
you possition the match sticks so they spell the word!
2 for the T, 4 for the E and 3 for the N
2+4+3 = 9!
hahahahaha
That's pretty smart https://usera.imagecave.com/m2/1.gif
Jokes Etc › Re: Conversation With God by dm(m): 7:10pm On May 19, 2006
diddy4dt:
lol, not mine grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Is it straight?
Men i'm just curious ooooooooo shocked

wink
Jokes Etc › Re: A Good Sermon! by dm(m): 7:09pm On May 19, 2006
diddy4dt:
recycled
angry angry angry Re-re-cycled

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