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Politics / Re: Tinubu Receives Certificate Of Return As President-Elect by DMCA: 4:21pm On Mar 01, 2023
Yomit71:
Congratulations Jagaban.
Killer of ipob terrorist.

IP๐ŸฝB are allowed to wail


Operation Python Dance should get ready grin
Politics / Re: POL 501 The Tinubu Masterclass (sparsky Vs Fisher 1972) by DMCA: 3:39pm On Mar 01, 2023
We need a smart person like him to rule Nigeria

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Crime / Re: Your Village People No Even Pity You At Allโ€ Man Punishes Rat Over New Naira. by DMCA: 3:19pm On Mar 01, 2023
fman:
this long epistle you wrote purely comfirms the fact that you inherited lunacy from that random IDP camp abscondee mentally deranged Haggard oloribruku father of yours!!!

Your mum's madness could not be cured at Yabaleft, so she was thrown into the streets where, she got impregnated at old kuntunku a rustic community in gwagwalada.... Your lunatic father got aroused from the smelling stench emanating from her sunken kpekus pit .... Him been a lunatic expert in lizard style almost convulsed to death, as your deranged mum was insatiable...
That was how you where birthed by a mentally deranged woman roaming the streets with you strapped to her backside..... As God would have it, you where rescued by a good Samaritan, who trained you, though you still have huge traces of lunacy in your bloodline...

Your wandering lunatic father stumbled upon your mentally deranged mum around Tunga-maje six months after you where rescued...
They both dived in a sex romp in the view of the public!!! The videos are online: Google it two mad persons having sex in Tunga-maje!!
He gave her another lizard style for weeks on no end!!



Should I tell you the circumstances of your conception?

Your dad got tired of your mom's vagina because it was more of a sinkhole.

He resorted to jerking off in a cup and pouring his semen from the cup into her vagina to get her pregnant for you grin

I know your sisters are on the journey to be like your mom grin

Let me aid them in widening their kpekus by p!mping them out in shalommy 's lizard style brothel. grin

E go sweet customers to fvck them well now wey their kpekus never wide pass elastic limit.

Their vagina go still get some salvage value I think grin
Romance / Re: How True Is This? Boys And Girls In The House, Come In Pls!!! by DMCA: 3:10pm On Mar 01, 2023
ObamaMessi:
Na you be HolyMan12 grin
Yes na!


You the feel my vawulence abi? grin
Romance / Re: How True Is This? Boys And Girls In The House, Come In Pls!!! by DMCA: 3:16am On Mar 01, 2023
I am extremely talented at ghosting people
Romance / Re: How True Is This? Boys And Girls In The House, Come In Pls!!! by DMCA: 3:15am On Mar 01, 2023
EmiDon11:
Chaos14

Brian54

Obamamessi

Blupen

You no call holyman12 ?
Romance / Re: Why Do Ugly Girls Usually Have The Best Bodies? by DMCA: 3:07am On Mar 01, 2023
AgentGoat:
These girls you posted are all beautiful.
I just taya for OP oh!

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Politics / Re: Breaking News Final Result Of The 2023 General Election by DMCA: 3:02am On Mar 01, 2023
yarimo:
your godfather godfather OBASANJO north made him president in 1999 infact OBASANJO didn't win south west. Read and understand history

Pardon him, he was not yet born๐Ÿ˜‚
Politics / Re: Breaking News Final Result Of The 2023 General Election by DMCA: 3:01am On Mar 01, 2023
sofnana:
Google celebrates Tinubu in style

You wan start vawulence abi?๐Ÿ˜‚
Politics / Re: Breaking News Final Result Of The 2023 General Election by DMCA: 2:58am On Mar 01, 2023
sweerychick:
you are the one that knows nothing just shut up and don't quote me with your garbage stinking mouth

How about you go to dza odza room?๐Ÿ˜Ž
Politics / Re: Breaking News Final Result Of The 2023 General Election by DMCA: 2:57am On Mar 01, 2023
DKM123:


You shut up! Ode!
๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿฝ
Politics / Re: Breaking News Final Result Of The 2023 General Election by DMCA: 2:55am On Mar 01, 2023
sweerychick:
purely inconclusive
Dey play๐Ÿคฃ

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: This Is What Labour Party Tech Team Unveiled Today- Laugh At Jagaban by DMCA: 2:52am On Mar 01, 2023
Ken4Christ:


I know it's hurting but we should avoid violence. There are enough evidences to make a case.

Without vawulence, man is nothing grin
Politics / Re: BREAKING: This Is What Labour Party Tech Team Unveiled Today- Laugh At Jagaban by DMCA: 2:46am On Mar 01, 2023
jconsulting:


OGA since you have been destine to die this year you can start the riot. We have only 330k police, 127k Army 67k Air force and 48k Navy in case you need to know
And you forgot to tell him that not all of them have had the opportunity to shoot a gun again after their training.


Trigger happy soldiers grin
Politics / Re: Breaking News!! It Has Started by DMCA: 11:04pm On Feb 28, 2023
Bonesbreaker:
if we no fight we go still get country for our pikin abi u get another county abi make this country dey as e dey,i ask u,wen my pikin grow up waiting him go talk we celebrate independence because we get people who said noooo! Who said never again!! Who never allowed it!!! Wia u wan make i dey i ask u?

Bros, carry on.

We will have a thread about you on Nairaland on frontpage some will insult you in death, some will sympathize, your family will mourn you for maybe up to three months depending on the relationship you have with each member.

After that life will go on.


Your girlfriend will move to the next available penis. If you are married, your young wife will be looking for a man who will continue warming her thighs after about a year. That is is she has respect for you in death.

Obi will be drinking his Hero beer daily watching how his employees are managing his businesses. Using the fundraiser money he got which he did not give shishi to resurrect his burnt next-cash-and-carry mall.

Before i conclude. He will summarily give condolence on his favorite social media app 'twitter' to all the families affected and your family will not see shishi.



Shalom๐Ÿ˜Ž
Politics / Re: Breaking News!! It Has Started by DMCA: 10:52pm On Feb 28, 2023
Bonesbreaker:
First mini protest, second massive protest, third total break down be watching it army should just kill us all.
I will get updated news live from channelsTV or get updated by how live targets are being used for shooting practice. ๐Ÿ˜Ž


Its been a while since our military trained in the city.
๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

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Politics / Re: So It Is Only When Obi Wins An Election That The Election Is Free And Fair? by DMCA: 10:47pm On Feb 28, 2023
wahalawahala:
No need to dey shalaye..let wailers wail freely, ๐Ÿ˜ญ
I am preparing to buy drinks so that I will be sure to drink and trabaye at home while i watch the swearing in of Tinubu ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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Politics / Re: So It Is Only When Obi Wins An Election That The Election Is Free And Fair? by DMCA: 10:45pm On Feb 28, 2023
Officialgarri:
I am a Christian and I don't feel threatened by a Muslim-Muslim ticket
Exactly...
Politics / Re: So It Is Only When Obi Wins An Election That The Election Is Free And Fair? by DMCA: 10:44pm On Feb 28, 2023
Tradegood:
If you are a Christian and voted Tinubu or happy that he won, stop keeping quiet.
Say something.

Our silence is making some people feel that every single Nigerian youth belong to Obi.
Abi oh!

It is no longer good governance again but religious differences.

The way I use my heart and soul vote for Tinubu eh!
Politics / Re: Some Tinubu Supporters in Nnewi Celebrate Presidential Election Result (Video) by DMCA: 8:50pm On Feb 28, 2023
ipobarecriminals:
grin cheesy As E dey sweet us ,E dey PAIN them shocked.
Make Military protect these responsible toots from LP UGM

I wonder why they have not even deployed Operation Python Dance there grin
Politics / Re: Some Tinubu Supporters in Nnewi Celebrate Presidential Election Result (Video) by DMCA: 8:41pm On Feb 28, 2023
obi58:


You are the one who is the biggest of fools for rushing to comment without using your head to think.

Read what he wrote again. He asked for the south South to be given a port not the East to facilitate the movement of ibos and their businesses back home.

Is the south South landlocked?

Imbรฉcile


E still pain the pig ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿฝ

grin grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Some Tinubu Supporters in Nnewi Celebrate Presidential Election Result (Video) by DMCA: 8:39pm On Feb 28, 2023
FromTopToBottom:
...you are a bigger fool because you deliberately ignored the SOUTH - SOUTH in my write up... how were you able to pass exams in school
Leave the south south out of this.

Stay in your land-locked 5 states composed of red wastelands that make up the so called Biafra grin

Foolgrin

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Politics / Re: Some Tinubu Supporters in Nnewi Celebrate Presidential Election Result (Video) by DMCA: 8:36pm On Feb 28, 2023
pendragonbladgo:

So South South is Igbo land again, see stop this joke ohhh, you better state in your 5Biafra states and don't come near South South, we are Nigerian and will never be led by such a lost and greedy tribe called igbos
You quoted me instead of the guy I quoted.


We are saying the same thing

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Politics / Re: Gunmen Kill Igboke Ewa (Traditional Ruler) In Ebonyi (Photo) by DMCA: 8:30pm On Feb 28, 2023
grin grin


This is the kind of thing they want for Nigeria.

To expand their IP๐ŸฝB agenda and territory from that red wasteland of 5 land-locked states they call Biafra into our beloved zoo republic.


๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿทs

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Politics / Re: Some Tinubu Supporters in Nnewi Celebrate Presidential Election Result (Video) by DMCA: 8:27pm On Feb 28, 2023
FromTopToBottom:
Give Igbos their own international sea port and they will leave lagos ... Strictly business...most of you forgot that lagos is mixed in terms of religion and the biggest churches in nigeria are in the west...Tinubu did not only lost lagos because Igbos voted for their brother...but also because the Muslim-muslim ticket was a red flat for christians...yorubas voted for Obi too..

Some of you also forget that lagos was a former capital of Nigeria...hence another reason it is full of mix tribes

In conclusion, just give the south south their own international sea port and see how Igbos will shift their businesses peacefully from Lagos.


Igbos go to a foreign land to do businesses, become successful and the jealousy crips in...instead of been envious, try and work hard...no be to wake up every morning and be shouting "owo mi da" ...agbero

Leave the south south out of this.
You IP๐ŸฝB's are on your own

I wonder then How una wan take get sea port when you are landlocked.๐Ÿคฃ

Don't bite the hand that feeds you. grin

Fool grin

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Politics / Re: Some Tinubu Supporters in Nnewi Celebrate Presidential Election Result (Video) by DMCA: 8:25pm On Feb 28, 2023
Wagwanbrethren:

Yes! What are you going to do about it aside from wailing online? ๐Ÿคฃ
grin grin grin

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Travel / Re: Diesel Truck Catches Fire At Marina, Lagos (Video) by DMCA: 8:23pm On Feb 28, 2023
Theunbothered:
They have already started blaming Igbos for destroying their train. undecided
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Travel / Re: Diesel Truck Catches Fire At Marina, Lagos (Video) by DMCA: 8:22pm On Feb 28, 2023
Antoeni:
Instead of Tinubu to Win This Election, Make Trumpet Sound Make All Of Us Go Rest
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Travel / Re: Diesel Truck Catches Fire At Marina, Lagos (Video) by DMCA: 8:21pm On Feb 28, 2023
Hillder:
Thank God it was contained before Tinubu urchins come here to try and pin it on igbos

๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿฝ
Travel / Re: Diesel Truck Catches Fire At Marina, Lagos (Video) by DMCA: 8:19pm On Feb 28, 2023
IP๐ŸฝB

Na them burn the truck.

Bad losers๐Ÿ˜•
Romance / Re: Twitter Is The Best Place To Find A Wife. by DMCA: 7:54pm On Feb 28, 2023
Infolenka:


Deborah who?
The one Ikenna Onyema use to fvck shocked

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