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Food / Re: Picture Of A $25.75 Rice That I Bought In Chicago US by DMCA: 9:41pm On Mar 02, 2023
Ijaya06:


There's a little sauce, but it's just curry. If I want beef, I'll pay about $50
E pass starlink monthly subscription of $43 here sef grin grin grin
Food / Re: Picture Of A $25.75 Rice That I Bought In Chicago US by DMCA: 9:39pm On Mar 02, 2023
Ijaya06:
I'll need 10 plates of this to be full 🌝. They still collect tax of $5. Con ask me for tips again
You don't have to put that envelope there to show you are in the U.S of A

Resist the urge to shalaye cool
Romance / Re: Nairaland INEC Don Rigg Romance Section: #bringbackfarano!!! by DMCA: 9:37pm On Mar 02, 2023
Where MariahAngel and Pocohantas sef? grin
Romance / Re: Nairaland INEC Don Rigg Romance Section: #bringbackfarano!!! by DMCA: 9:36pm On Mar 02, 2023
EmiDon11:
DMCA
ObamaMessi

grin grin grin

When Siofra, Jennyclay, Candidlady, Shalommy etc come and create useless Topics like "Generous men can give me STD"

Gbam.. front page straight grin

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Politics / Re: Atiku: 2023 Presidential Election Is The Worst Ever Conducted By INEC Since 1999 by DMCA: 9:04pm On Mar 02, 2023
grin
To be honest, 2003 and 2007 are the worst.

Especially 2003 grin

Under obasanjo's nose.

Look at this fool called Atiku cool

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Politics / Re: Do You Regret Not Working With Peter Obi: See Atiku's Reply by DMCA: 9:00pm On Mar 02, 2023
Sonnobax15:
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I talk am.....

Meanwhile,Atiku should stop masturbating and start thinking on how to first of all negotiate with the most wicked man that dealt with him mercilessly tongue

You just reminded me that I have not masturbated since Friday last week.


Let me masturbate to celebrate Tinubus' victory while picturing myself banging Natasha Akpoti mercilessly with BDSM styles😎
Politics / Re: Do You Regret Not Working With Peter Obi: See Atiku's Reply by DMCA: 8:56pm On Mar 02, 2023
Sergio101:
cool

In return, Obi has said that he ain't forming any alliance.

A man who truly knows what he wants.

Atiku the Fainthearted pucilanimous big for nothing bag of shit should know that Obi will not be the one to project him to his mirage presidency.

Obi is greater than you in all ramifications.

And to APC guys here.....you are messing with the wrong guy.

No be same obi I know?? grin
Same town,same Agulu.

You guys are yet to know Mr slow poison

He will surely fight to the last. I don't know how he will do it (since he came 3rd and not 2nd) but my prayers are with him.

As for wike...........in due time, your cracked voice will be chattered cool
We know.

Mr Slow Poison...
Thank you for letting us know he is a slow poison.

After all he is one of IP🐽B sponsors cool
Politics / Re: Do You Regret Not Working With Peter Obi: See Atiku's Reply by DMCA: 8:54pm On Mar 02, 2023
Felabrity:
He had 6 million

Obi had 6 million, and probably more..

Imagine if Peter Obi contested under PDP?

He is no bigger than Peter Obi

What happened to his bulk 11 million votes plus the 15 million votes he inherited from Buhari?
You forgot to add Obi's Twitter votes🀣🀣🀣

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Politics / Re: Do You Regret Not Working With Peter Obi: See Atiku's Reply by DMCA: 8:52pm On Mar 02, 2023
Fahdiga:
Atiku is full of regrets that Obi left him. He knew he would have easily won with Obi as his running mate but Nigerians prefers Obi as the president because he is the most qualified amongst all of them. Obi is the president elect.
Only Tinubus Muslim Muslim ticket made obi gain relevance cool

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Launches World's Longest 70 km Underground Rail Line In Russia (Photos) by DMCA: 8:48pm On Mar 02, 2023
lexy2014:



It Means a non Jew actually.


While heathen means someone who isn't of the Abrahamic religions' of Jew, Christianity and Islam.
Politics / Re: South Africans React To Nigeria's Election Outcome (TWEETS) by DMCA: 8:45pm On Mar 02, 2023
NothingDoMe:
This thread is hilarious πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

We're so dead. While Urchins are laughing at us locally. The world is laughing at us internationally. We're so ded.
I can't wait to eat roasted Agbado to celebrate Tinubu grin

I am going to eat only Akpu for a week too grin


E pain IP🐽Bs grin

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Politics / Re: South Africans React To Nigeria's Election Outcome (TWEETS) by DMCA: 8:44pm On Mar 02, 2023
Mckandre:
Anuofia! Ekwensu ike'ojii
Efulefu 🐽🐽🐽 grin
Politics / Re: South Africans React To Nigeria's Election Outcome (TWEETS) by DMCA: 8:43pm On Mar 02, 2023
Pickmycall:
Mc oluomo and his thugs voted him not the learned.
Thugs plenty pass for Nigeria be that oooh! grin

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Politics / Re: South Africans React To Nigeria's Election Outcome (TWEETS) by DMCA: 8:42pm On Mar 02, 2023
WannaHowzit:


Same people you are always mockingπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦? You had your fun during the Zuma years, now it's our turn to laugh 😈😈😈

To console you, I cried when SA voted for Zuma. But we moved through that and did better next time.
I love south African hoes... kiss


No stress banging them. kiss

You meet them and shit just goes down.

I love mzansi girls for that. kiss

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Launches World's Longest 70 km Underground Rail Line In Russia (Photos) by DMCA: 8:36pm On Mar 02, 2023
lexy2014:


Offpoint. Kindly answer the following questions.

1. Which seaport and rail did Tinubu build? In what capacity did he build those things?

2. There's nothing like "Hiden" in English language. What we have is "hidden" past tense of hide.

3. What you are talking about is "heathen". Heathen is the same thing as Gentile.

4. So what the hell does this mean: "God uses the foolishness of the Hiden to bless the Gentiles"?

5. How can God use the foolishness of the "Hiden" to bless the Gentiles?

6. What has 1 Corinthians 2 v 27 got to do with your fallacy "God uses the foolishness of the Hiden to bless the Gentiles"?

7. What has Moses and Egypt got to do with the questions I asked above?

@bolded is very wrong
Politics / Re: Yoruba Have No Business Sense, We Develop Lagos. Nkechi Of Lagos by DMCA: 8:33pm On Mar 02, 2023
BetterHeadline:


Another evidence Tinubu's supporters are ethnic bigots.
🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽
Politics / Re: Asari Dokubo Mocks Amaechi Over Tinubu Victory.Give Accolades To Gov. Wike (vid) by DMCA: 8:19pm On Mar 02, 2023
Sonnobax15:
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More accolades to the most wicked man on earth...

Wahala wahala wahala grin
I tell you grin
Politics / Re: Reasons Obi Lost The 2023 Presidential Election by DMCA: 7:34pm On Mar 02, 2023
limeta:



I get it they less human to you
Is a good start to Rwanda style.
That is left for Operation Python Dance to decide. cool

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Crime / Re: Gruesome Murder Of A 300 Level Benue State University Student by DMCA: 7:32pm On Mar 02, 2023
negro77:
Lol
Op… Which of them?
Is it Necrophilic Homicide
Regular Necrophilia or
Necrophilic Fantasy
All join.

But this case against fman is Necrophilic homicide
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona: Copa Del Rey (0 - 1) On 2nd March 2023 by DMCA: 7:29pm On Mar 02, 2023
May Barcelona win today like Tinubu cool
Politics / Re: Reasons Obi Lost The 2023 Presidential Election by DMCA: 7:28pm On Mar 02, 2023
limeta:


Which is ?

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Politics / Re: Tinubu: I Will Appoint Edim Michael As Minister If... by DMCA: 7:20pm On Mar 02, 2023
🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽

WAILING IS ALLOWED

🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽

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Politics / Re: Reasons Obi Lost The 2023 Presidential Election by DMCA: 7:18pm On Mar 02, 2023
limeta:




I am not threatened by Muslim Muslim ticket. Rather, we should have our two eyes open to the




Abduls sef
Any way what is the igbo,s agenda

IP🐽B Agenda

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Politics / Re: Reasons Obi Lost The 2023 Presidential Election by DMCA: 7:07pm On Mar 02, 2023
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Muslim Muslim ticket was the only reason why Obi became relevant.

Nothing else. grin

Seized the opportunity to promote his Igbo agenda clearly for all to see.

Not all christians were gullible to buy that shit grin

I am not threatened by Muslim Muslim ticket. Rather, we should have our two eyes open to the IPOB agenda.

Just look at the way Igbos are toxic about this.

Igbos oh! Not Nigerian christians. But just the IGBOs.

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Politics / Re: Asked Open AI: The Must Corrupt INEC Chairman In Nigeria History by DMCA: 7:03pm On Mar 02, 2023
Kyase come and see
Politics / Re: These Words Will Keep APC People Sleepless by DMCA: 6:58pm On Mar 02, 2023
Softmirror:
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EVEN ELECTION IN THE HEAD QUARTERS OF DEMOCRACY, THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA DOESN'T HAVE AN EXCELLENT PROCESS WE CAN CALL PERFECT. DO A CASE STUDY WITH THE DONALD TRUMP VS JOE BIDEN VERY RECENT ELECTION. ANOTHER IS ALGORE VS BUSH JNR. THERE ARE MANY MORE I CAN POINT TO IN THE U.S.A. THE TRUTH IS, IF AFTER THIS ELECTION AND WE DO NOT GET SUCH REACTIONS AS THIS. THAT IS WHEN WE ALL REALLY NEED TO WORRY. AS IT IS, IT'S ONLY A PART OF A HUMAN BASIC INSTINCT FOR A LOSER TO PROTEST.

Every contester always feels entitled to win grin

We didn't hear word when polling unit results started coming out. grin

Last last breakfast was served for every obidient grin

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's Real Nationality by DMCA: 6:56pm On Mar 02, 2023
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Politics / Re: Yoruba Have No Business Sense, We Develop Lagos. Nkechi Of Lagos by DMCA: 6:55pm On Mar 02, 2023
If I happen to be with any Igbo girl, I am only with you to salvage whatever value I can obtain from your vagina even if you are an angel.

After that I will look for a responsible girl from any other place to settle down with.

The Igbo girl might be honestly good but the baggage of affiliation from her family and tribes people might come knocking someday. Don't want to say the details.

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Politics / Re: Yoruba Have No Business Sense, We Develop Lagos. Nkechi Of Lagos by DMCA: 6:50pm On Mar 02, 2023
Why Dem no develop their south east. grin grin grin

Imagine dragging another man's state with him. grin

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