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Programming / Re: A Guide To Programming And How To Get Help by DMCA: 5:05pm On Feb 28, 2023
Besthelp you can get is from chat.openai.com
Programming / Re: Phpbrowserbox Update - Google Chrome + PHP/MySQL Server In One! by DMCA: 5:02pm On Feb 28, 2023
For PHP developers, I wouldn't recommend it.

It runs PHP 5.6 while PHP version is now currently at 8.2

Many deprecated stuff and a lot of new stuff with the later versions.
Programming / Re: I Need Help With Python, Please by DMCA: 4:54pm On Feb 28, 2023
rottable:
I am a newbie to Python programming. How can I change these three dots (...) to command prompt (>>>wink on python.

I am stuck on the “if else statement“.

You didn't show the whole code.

From the part that appeared at the top, It is obvious you didn't indent the condition of your if statement.
Crime / Re: Your Village People No Even Pity You At All” Man Punishes Rat Over New Naira. by DMCA: 4:38pm On Feb 28, 2023
HardBishop:

Naso una hate Igbo like this? You see how success attract hatred!!!!
If you know say you hate Igbo like this, tell them to go.....simple. stop killing your soul with depression, is just good for your sanity to instigate your senators and law makers to allow the secession of biafran state to form.
Nwannem, no kill yourself abeg, make I no chop your mama rice for your burial.

That guy na Tiv guy
Romance / Re: I Saw A Popular Nlander's Profile On Coderuns Hookup Site (photos) by DMCA: 3:33pm On Feb 28, 2023
Siofra how many hookups you don get for the site? Abi you no tell them say you get Battacks and kpekus gen!talia? cool
Crime / Re: Your Village People No Even Pity You At All” Man Punishes Rat Over New Naira. by DMCA: 2:48pm On Feb 28, 2023
fman:
many are mad, few are roaming!!
U r a product of a roaming mad woman, who got impregnated via lizard style by a random mentally imbalanced IDP camp abscondee...

I spit on your deranged mentality and incoherent reasoning... Only God knows what kind of püssy roaming sisters u gat!!
grin grin grin

The stench from your mothers' vagina which you inhaled while coming out during your birth corrupted your brain.
she didn't like the way you were born behaving like someone with down syndrome. grin grin

She then got your brain swapped for her clitoris by one baba for some sacrifice which she has to be renewing the ritual very often. grin grin grin

Now that she has been failing to renew it, your mental situation is now deteriorating rapidly.

Your mother really sacrificed for you oh! Because she does not enjoy sex like she used to before from her customers in the brothel where you were born. grin

Looking at the picture in your profile and the way you follow Schizophrenic people of your kind is an evidence.😁😁😁😁

Your sisters must be in the families business your mother is into.

You can pass them to Shalommy so that she can train them on how to give proper lizard style, then I will aid you to relocate them to Abuja where I can then link them up to potential customers who are ready to pay well. Not the 500 hundred Naira for short time they are used to collecting in Benue. grin
Phones / Re: What Are The Pros And Cons Of Rooted Phones by DMCA: 11:16pm On Feb 27, 2023
Haakeem:
I'll drop you d merit and disadvantage of a rooted phone for a token
nothing is free this days
Keep it to yourself
Crime / Re: Your Village People No Even Pity You At All” Man Punishes Rat Over New Naira. by DMCA: 10:51pm On Feb 27, 2023
fman:
cheap condoms would have saved your brainless dad of fathering a brainless suicidal bipolar dimwit like you.

Your own father being unable to afford condoms due to being in abject poverty should have been drilling your mother in her anus instead of the sinkhole she calls a vagina grin

They would have avoided birthing a child with psychosis like you grin
I am sorry for your condition, but it can be managed.

I wish you the best😎
Crime / Re: Your Village People No Even Pity You At All” Man Punishes Rat Over New Naira. by DMCA: 10:42pm On Feb 27, 2023
fman:
was that where you were last treated before you escaped two yrs ago?
U need to go back and complete your medication.....
Cos ur incoherent comment here on nairaland proves that you are nutcase mediocre...

Nitwit, return back your mothers' clit and tell her to give you back your brain grin
Crime / Re: Your Village People No Even Pity You At All” Man Punishes Rat Over New Naira. by DMCA: 10:29pm On Feb 27, 2023
fman:
go and commit suicide
Mr. Ex convict

Have they started treating you of schizophrenia yet?

I heard there is a psychiatric hospital that includes abuja as their catchment in Kaduna.

I can refer you there if you are yet to seek help grin
Crime / Re: Your Village People No Even Pity You At All” Man Punishes Rat Over New Naira. by DMCA: 10:19pm On Feb 27, 2023
fman:
just shut da fück up!!!
Why the hate?
Igbos are beautiful people.
Stop wailing!!
I used to think that you are smart... U just proved otherwise

Go and continue worshiping sisterfire IP🐽B grin

Mr fman
Religion / Re: A True Story by DMCA: 7:53pm On Feb 27, 2023
Jeon how far? Come and see kiss
Programming / Re: Between Tailwind And Other CSS Frameworks. by DMCA: 7:51pm On Feb 27, 2023
Xandelle:
Tailwindcss is like crack. Use it once and you get hooked.

People have always given good reviews about it over other frameworks.

I wanted to get feedback from you naija developers too.

From what I see, its worth switching into it fulltime.


Bootstrap is becoming a pin in the ass for me.
Politics / Re: Plateau Christians Took To The Street, Singing Hymns In Solidarity For Obi by DMCA: 7:44pm On Feb 27, 2023
copyrites:
Watching the video makes me really sad for them. They are in pain yet still singing "Yahweh" songs in solidarity for Obi.


Southern Christians really betrayed them.


https://www.instagram.com/reel/CpLEYVNppTu/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

We didn't,


We are following the devil we know than the angel we don't know.


Obi the Igbo Agenda guy.🤣
Politics / Re: BVAS Was Just A Cheap Chinese Tablet And Nothing Special by DMCA: 7:41pm On Feb 27, 2023
Putinofrussia:

If it were not BVAS,LP would not have won Lagos.
Without BVAS:
Gov Ortom would not have lost.
Gov of Enugu,Ugwuayi would not have lost.
Gov Ayade would not have lost.
Adamu Abdulahi,chairman of APC would not have lost.
Etc.
Labour Party,SDP and some smaller parties now have senators,house of rep etc because of BVAS.
Bvas has brought down the powerful.Rigging was no more easy for them..

Leave the guy.

He doesn't understand anything.

If not for BVA's rigging wey for happen ehn!

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Politics / Re: Urgent Message to OBIdients Nationwide!!! by DMCA: 7:37pm On Feb 27, 2023
Osamanelly:
Please if you an agent take this seriously because this fucking annoying.

😂
Politics / Re: Who Will Bet Me 2 Million That Tinubu Will Never Be President? by DMCA: 7:34pm On Feb 27, 2023
GentleChief:


Seun Lalasticlala. This is off topic and no one should be mocked for past experiences. I don't want this thread to be trivialised.

Can this guy be tamed?

I need serious people please. This is business.

I know this second heart break might bring you stroke.

Please visit a therapist ASAP🤣


breakfast with Asiwaju hot sauce 🤣🤣🤣
Politics / Re: Who Will Bet Me 2 Million That Tinubu Will Never Be President? by DMCA: 7:31pm On Feb 27, 2023
Frank688915:


we told una, you guys will later result to biafra or death, but python dey wait una.

Operation python dance never disappoints 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Politics / Re: Who Will Bet Me 2 Million That Tinubu Will Never Be President? by DMCA: 7:29pm On Feb 27, 2023
GentleChief:
Please no noise about this.

I am willing to stake 2 million naira with any bold APC member that Tinubu can never become the President of Nigeria.

If you are game, quote me. We will get a realiable Nairalander to become escrow.

I will transfer the money from my company account.

Whoever is the escrow will make 200k from whoever wins.

Please tag any Tinubu promoter or supporter to this thread. Lets seal this fast. Thanks.

My suggested escrows are Gazzuze or The woman that always uploads food here from Delta state.

N.B
Please no Obedient or CityBoy talk here. No Tribal Talks or Personal attacks. This is just business. Take note. And please pay attention to my terms and conditins. No tribal slurs will be welcomed. No ethnic talks or bashings. Please put your money where your mouth is.

So that Ahnie will use the money to upgrade her Akara roadside frying business and also have money to eat unlimited fresh fish for some period of time?

Its just like giving yam to a hungry goat to hold for you 🤣🤣🤣
Politics / Re: Soldiers Take Over Lagos Island As Hoodlums Harrass Shop Owners by DMCA: 7:21pm On Feb 27, 2023
KingKO22:
Asiwaju has won already

Any useless Zombidiiiiiots that want to cause any unrest should be dealt with 😂😂😂
grin
Politics / Re: Soldiers Take Over Lagos Island As Hoodlums Harrass Shop Owners by DMCA: 7:18pm On Feb 27, 2023
N2B2:
And finally, they arrive — days after thugs disrupted voting across multiple polling units and threatened and manhandled non-APC voters.

They have arrived to secure a stolen mandate, quell all complaints of election irregularity, and pump live shells into the bodies of protesters as they did in 2020.

And Nairaland urchins, who stand nothing to gain from a Tinubu victory but the peanuts they were paid to bad-mouth other tribes and the pleasure of saying "my candidate won," will now cheer the soldiers on as they drop bodies on the streets of Lagos.

Nigeria will be great someday. If not today, then tomorrow.

🐽🐽🐽

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Politics / Re: Pastor Paul Eneche Blasts Governors by DMCA: 5:33pm On Feb 27, 2023
BeanX:
Dem go just kill all of una like flies, I pity those idiots that wants to die for Nigeria matter
go dey to tell me how the shooting practice go down grin
Politics / Re: Pastor Paul Eneche Blasts Governors by DMCA: 5:31pm On Feb 27, 2023
Ajisebioyolaari:
If them born an well, make e enter Rivers without bullet proof car grin

You no shut up dey for that your Lugbe, face your front......even half of his state is loyal to APC
😁😁😁
Politics / Re: Pastor Paul Eneche Blasts Governors by DMCA: 5:30pm On Feb 27, 2023
ObaOfYorubaLand:
No power on this earth will ever make Tinubu rule Nigeria for wvwn one day.

Mark this ward.

Its not about announcing his name as winner, Tinubu will never rule Nigeria.
Just dey play 🤣
Nairaland / General / Re: Aisha Yesufu Was Used By Jagaban ,she Is Mole by DMCA: 5:24pm On Feb 27, 2023
Pascal9:
Tinubu used Aisha yesufu and obi as an Instrument to power, a greedy man can always be a wiling tool for destruction.im really ashame to be Igbo now
You can die for all I care grin

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Romance / Re: “you’re The Mother Of Runs”: Aminatu And Adunni Ade Exposes Each Other by DMCA: 5:22pm On Feb 27, 2023
The one on the right go sweet to bang jare.

🍆💦🍆🍑💦🍆🍑🍆💦

kiss kiss kiss kiss

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