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Christianity Etc › Re: A True Story by DMCA(op): 12:58pm On Feb 18, 2023

Wordsfrombimpe:
Sweetheart ke

My darling, my honey, my lil bunny.🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍

My chocolate skin girl, my omalicha, my uloma, my sweet Yarinyan kiss

I will always treat you right. 🍆💦🍑 kiss

Sports › Re: Benzema Sends Flowers To Girlfriend, 1st & 2nd Wives On Valentine's Day (Photos) by DMCA: 12:52pm On Feb 18, 2023

Dalil8:
🤡 You've got 💩 shit for 🧠 brains.

You were the officiating [b]~~priest~~ that wedded them?[/b]

For a Muslim?

It seems your brain was replaced with a clitoris cool

Science/Technology › Re: Fuelless Generator Scam by DMCA: 12:44pm On Feb 18, 2023

Shalommy:
Shey.. U don see your partner in crime brother? Chaii I keep wondering how your teeth looks like.

I no need ask you of your own because we all know say lizard no the get teeth cool

Romance › Re: My Mother Does Not Approve Of Me Saying No To Guys by DMCA: 9:27am On Feb 18, 2023

Ilamina:
And marriage

I am so scared
Where will I go

This girl with tiny toes and feet grin

Your Vagina is ripe to be explored.

You mom only wants it to be explored in the right place.
cool

If you want to rather be wild... I can help you arrange your kukunase cool

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Romance › Re: How To Identify A Woman That Would Easily Commit Adultery. by DMCA: 9:11am On Feb 18, 2023

Nia69:
You forgot a materialistic wife.

Like you wey the do '6.9' already cool

Phones › Re: Itel Launches A60, Affordable 4G Smartphone In Partnership With Airtel by DMCA: 8:44am On Feb 18, 2023

Tadaj:
Please kindly help to acknowledge and report to nearest police station if found. Thanks.

You are very funny. grin

So I should report any ash Camry (big for nothing) I see?

You come blur the plate number which is the identifier. grin

Only police fit help you bros.

Science/Technology › Re: Fuelless Generator Scam by DMCA: 8:35am On Feb 18, 2023

BeanX:
That idiot shalommy na man with hairy balls, na correct scammer the idiot be

Shalommy na transgender? shocked

1st transgender lizard in history shocked

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Romance › Re: Thanks by DMCA: 11:54pm On Feb 17, 2023

I know how easy it is to bed my ex’s .

Bro, its up to you though. Your decision

Politics › Re: Permit Me To Call My Primary School Teacher A Fool by DMCA: 11:50pm On Feb 17, 2023

Sammy07:
I swear tho I was running my degree then

The year I was done with my degree bro🫣

Romance › Re: In A Relationship, What Statement Hurts You Most During An Argument? by DMCA: 11:41pm On Feb 17, 2023

When wordsfrombimpe tells me “in your dreams” 😡

I am still going to hit that ass someday kiss

😎😎😎

Science/Technology › Re: Fuelless Generator Scam by DMCA: 11:30pm On Feb 17, 2023

Shalommy:
Him don collect beating tire oo. See him teeth. Na confirm thief. Beanx, pells and dmca make una come and see una colleague.

My sexy wall lizard kiss

Romance › Re: What Business Can I Start With 20k On A Code by DMCA: 2:02pm On Feb 17, 2023

You can use the 20k to buy good clothes, perfume and body cream.

Then buy condoms and start hookup with cougars

Thats a very good coded business

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Family › Re: I Eventually Got My Mum A Car Gift On Valentine's Day by DMCA: 1:51pm On Feb 17, 2023

NaughtyBrainiac:
Previous Thread

https://www.nairaland.com/7554446/want-get-car-mum-please

This last Valentine's day 14th February, 2023 was the happiest day of my life.

I felt the kind of joy I have never felt before seeing my Mama so exhilarated that she is reaping the fruits of her Labour.

For all those that wish to do good things for their Parents, I pray that the Lord makes it easy for you 🙏
The Lord is in your neighbourhood.

And for those that have the means but are yet to make moves for their Parents, kindly consider. I am sure you will never regret the decision.

This woman (Your Mother), your sisters and your daughters are the only females you can love with your eyes closed.

Any other one is a gamble. Last last even if they break your heart, they is a space for them cause you are bound by blood and blood is thicker than water.

Nice one OP, my she live a very long life so she can continue to reap even bigger yields from the fruit of her labor.

More blessings. cool

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Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Shows Off Flowers Omah Lay Gifted Her On Valentine's Day (Photos) by DMCA: 1:45pm On Feb 17, 2023

WriterNiig:
Tiwa Savage is giving off predatory vibes, the age gap is too much. Like she's grooming him or something. Doesn't sit right with me.

How old is Omah?

Politics › Re: El-Rufai: Old Naira Notes Valid For The Next 100 Years by DMCA: 1:44pm On Feb 17, 2023

Shalommy:
Chaii.. Amos, now u do yanshy with dogs? tueeehhh

Have seen your period?

Politics › Re: “Supreme Court Order” Versus “Presidential Address”: Which One Supersedes? by DMCA: 12:43pm On Feb 17, 2023

DeLaRue:
You are so wrong.

Yes, a President can issue an order. However, such order is only enforceable if it was made in a valid exercise of the President’s power (i.e. the order must be within the president’s constitutional authority.

Who determines the President's constitutional authority ? - the Supreme Court!

If the Supreme Court gives an order concerning a President's order, the Supreme Court's order immediately supersedes the President's order.

One exception would be if the constitution was suspended due to war.

And constitution amendment is done by the legislative.

They have the power to strip the president of certain powers.

Politics › Re: “Supreme Court Order” Versus “Presidential Address”: Which One Supersedes? by DMCA: 12:36pm On Feb 17, 2023

BluntCrazeMan:
Can a “Presidential Address” be taken as an “Executive Order”??

** (I used to believe that Executive Orders must be “Documented“, and also, they must be “Signed” by the President..)

Only something that needs to be added to constitution needs to be signed into law.

Presidential address is not by itself an executive order. But executive order can be stated in his presidential address.

Politics › Re: El-Rufai: Old Naira Notes Valid For The Next 100 Years by DMCA: 12:27pm On Feb 17, 2023

ogkreatives:
PARENT DETAILS

https://pictures-nigeria.jijistatic.com/116083124_NjIwLTgwNi1jMjVjYTNmOTAw.jpg

https://pictures-nigeria.jijistatic.com/116083125_NjIwLTgwOS1lNDkwODViOTFm.jpg

https://pictures-nigeria.jijistatic.com/116083122_NjIwLTgxNy1jNDZmODJlODRk.jpg

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfpMdFyz6yKLaDM0nV9bp1_sgTFohIPiObIz4C0l0un2fdZ7YKe-QM6egq_5y7_F0SWZuzGE-RsyAzWc7djwQ4DLLNnio1j5_XqwY03wNeNH1g0yjHmKTOkqy7JzFPAQOHh4B6lcteRwst3e3AkrbDN77TNE6m0I1VQP7pOoKsajcMGtyQVU7h4C2WCQ/s4032/4BD2F8BA-D73C-4736-8823-85F226F32CAD.jpeg

Please reserve 2 males.

One for Jennyclay, another for Siofra to satisfy their sexual needs when they reach 6months

As for shalommy. Any Red head Agama lizard i see on the fence will be ok to satisfy her.
grin

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Politics › Re: El-Rufai: Old Naira Notes Valid For The Next 100 Years by DMCA: 12:24pm On Feb 17, 2023

darthv:
Who noticed that there has been no kidnap, bandit cases since the beginning of this naira saga

E the pain am say bandits no fit operate again.

Bandit sponsors

Programming › Re: Php Code Iginter4 Users Come In by DMCA: 12:10pm On Feb 17, 2023

silento:
yes web development is not about framework when u know what u are doing u can go with any tools that makes it easier and fast for u to deliver the final product

Well, honestly, I can’t really say much about it because i have not built something of substance with it.

I transitioned from Yii2 to laravel in 2015 and i have had no regrets ever since.

Romance › Re: Will You Marry A Lady That Dress Like This Both Public And Outside by DMCA: 12:02pm On Feb 17, 2023

Wordsfrombimpe:
You don craze

We can start with just the tip my lovely bimpe kiss

I can only imagine what is hidden under your clothes😍😍😍

Romance › Re: Do You Believe That True Love Still Exist??? by DMCA: 11:47am On Feb 17, 2023

Shalommy:
See this faggott. Love kee u dia!

As This valentine don pass, I am very sure you will lay another clutch of fertilized eggs. grin

I am sure Amos is responsible for the fertilization grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Things Christians and Jews Don't Know About Moses That Muslims Do! by DMCA: 11:44am On Feb 17, 2023

terrezo2002:
Dem don get this one.
DMCA, come and see. Your story about this guy is absolutely correct

Fanen aka fman is a brainwashed Tiv man who is completely lost.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Things Christians and Jews Don't Know About Moses That Muslims Do! by DMCA: 11:42am On Feb 17, 2023

fman:
this can only be from the Arabian Tales by Aladdin!!!
Where the stone dey?
Na that one wey dey for Mecca?
Wey u guys visit for pilgrimage? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Programming › Re: 20 Things You Must Never Do If You Want To Be A Successful Developer by DMCA: 2:39am On Feb 17, 2023

You forgot Chatgpt cool

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Programming › Re: Php Code Iginter4 Users Come In by DMCA: 2:33am On Feb 17, 2023

People still the use codeigniter ? shocked

Programming › Re: 3 Things To Know About Solidity As A Programming Language by DMCA: 2:32am On Feb 17, 2023

All these vegetable and mushroom programming languages springing up nowadays.

Na wa oh!

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Romance › Re: Do You Believe That True Love Still Exist??? by DMCA: 2:19am On Feb 17, 2023

True love is unconditional.

True love doesn’t give up.

Na only your mana fit give you that love.

Still some mothers won’t. they will sell you after giving birth or abort you or abandon you still.

I wonder how many abortions Siofra has done.

Even Shalommy my lizard has laid so many fertilized eggs that have been broken before they fully incubate.

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