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akwesenana:
I heard this tale in benin. Question is has any presidential convoy stopped for cbn van before?

I don’t think it has happened before.
But in an event they meet on the way and the CBN convoy is carrying Cash or Gold Reserve. The president is to give way.

You need to see the convoy of military and paramilitary JTF personels armed to the teeth that do escort the Armored Transports (Sometimes up to 3) that carry the cash or Gold reserve.

One they move the drivers don’t stop till they reach their destination.

Add XedMark to the list

If you try that thing on any CBN branch, I swear, lekki toll gate killings go be play for where CBN own go be.


Do you know that the president's convoy stops for no one except for cash being moved by the CBN?

So if the presidents convoy meets with a CBN convoy, the president will give way.


Then you can just imagine.

Hendrixky:
Infection brother

That place is sensitive...with you touching it alone with your hands can give them infection

Even condom can give them infection

If they squad on the floor self to urinate it can also give them infection

Stop putting your hands there..
Almost all nairaland men dey behave like babies for this forum

She wanted you to put your hand down there like a man, grab the panties and yank it off, ripping it in the process.

Then grab and turn her over, hold her by the pelvis and adjust her hips where her ass is up and head is in the pillow.

Then pull your shorts/trouser and boxer down simultaneously. The with a hard thrust, penetrate the wet vulva from behind while pulling her hair.

Then go ahead to ask her to say your name.

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Na you dull.

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Fman how did you and your baby mama do it the very first time?

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Shalommy how did Amos give it to you the first time?

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As for me, my first time with Shalommy will be lizard style

Make I siddon here the chill for more bad news

fman:
u r a sick pervert..

Only when Shalommy is giving me lizard style

Sammy07:
Itel you

Creative

Shalommy:
We'll spits on ur anus.. Faggott tuueehh

Spit will be not be ok for Fanen


He will need oil.

Vaseline or baby oil and when it is finished, I am sure he will not mind using groundnut oil.


Abeg, make Tinubu become president so that he can subsidize the price of Adult pampas so that fman can afford it for his leaky Anus

fman:
u deserve to be thrown over board.
Smelling fooôl.

Fanen, why e d pain you say my Anus is not available for you?

I am not gay or Bisexual like you.

Find another man to supplement your baby mama

fman:
seems u r describing yourself.. this trolling pervert and cultist gerrof my mention!!
U r sick upstairs...

A Norseman yes (King)
A cultist NO.
A pervert Yes ( If high libido and BDSM is a crime)

fman:
you are the worst pervert on nairaland. I detest your type.... Wake up from your slumber!! Dead brains..
Enlightenment is far from your black soul.

I rather be a pervert for women than be a Bisexual like you

Imagine you put your penis in your fellow man's butt

Eeeeeeew

Shalommy:
so, u don oil am finish and pass give another?. Fman anus don see shege!

My sexy wall lizard, are you talking about Fanen aka Fman?

fman:
ya dad is a gay.. foool...

Fanen, I wonder what your girl will say and do when she discovers you are bi-sexual

fman:
am straight not bisexual. Get lost and find something meaningful to do with your miserable life. Pervert

Stop fooling that girl.


Shalommy come and see you boyfriend fman.

He doesn't want to wife his baby mama

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Jones4190:
Evans is our brother from the east,

From Yeast, the sun shall rise

Calabar1stSon:
This company keeps getting it wrong. 2GB RAM.

(Excluding processor) 2 GB Ram isn't bad. If they could efficiently manage memory with garbage collection just like iPhone does, it will do well like charm.


Aren't you suprised how a phone like iPhone 6s with 2gb ram is faster than most 4gb ram phones.

Performance doesn't always lie in the hardware, it also depends on how the hardware resources are managed.

fman:
non of your biz

Oh! I see you are not proud of that your baby mama you once said you cannot marry.


Does she even know you are bi-sexual yet?

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Leiylau:
In a land of foolishness like nigeria ,few wise humans are named fools .

Chinko, it seems the cockroaches and earthworms you people eat as chinks really affect your brain sometimes.

I heard you guys take opium alot too

Leiylau:
they are scared of things I exposed .

Leiylau did you read the story I wrote?

Schizophrenia is something not to be taken lightly

Leiylau and fman are gone

Leiylau, has fman finger banged you as his Chinese goat yet!?

Shalommy:
Don't worry, i'll tell dmca to run your map. Na your yansh go tell u. Faggottt.

Na sisterfire the oil fman anus carry give male members of that her enlightenment group.
Very soon fman go start use pampas


Me I like the kind of thing that hang in between shalommy's thighs

fman:
Borrow and buy a laptop.
Don't give up ya dreams

Is your name Fanen ?

Siofra and Jennyclay people

geedot89:
The monopoly of Nairaland is finaaly over

Oya developers! pack and go!

fman:
sure dmca is a cultist and also a rapist!!
Siofra, sweetplum, virginprincess and shalommy. Make una avoid this trolling pervert.

Odin ship.

Gentlemen of fortune do not rape.

fman:
sure dmca is a cultist and also a rapist!!
Siofra, sweetplum, virginprincess and shalommy. Make una avoid this trolling pervert.

Shalommy the lizard style giver