₦airaland Forum

evil1:
My new uniform. It was so painful I had to steal another persons own.

A really good case of ole gbe ole gba

zubimete:
My novels.

Na me steal am

Juliusmomoh:
I don't even know the right section to post this..

I lost my uncle some days ago and we put him into the mortuary. Our plan to buried him by january...

What brought about thread is that the mortuary attendant called us to take our corpse on the ground that he fight with the other corpse there.

We went there early morning yesterday to comfirm ourselves. What our eye see mouth no fit talk... E shock us.

He fought other corpse there. He even hang some on the window Attendant don beat him tire, they will still wake up in the morning and see other corpse scatterd and only him enjoying the room.

We where told maybe he's a cultist or he's in some spritual stuff before he died..

They ask us to take him away but we don't want to bury him now due to some family issues. You know.

Please exprience nairalanders, what do you suggest to do now to him?

If I should say anything now dem @1sharon And @AlphaNomega go come Dey drag my reply with me

Anyways to those doubting the existence of the spiritual world, this is another reality for you.

@OP you might need the help of dem abokusoro to help perform a mediumship with your brother to know what’s wrong with him

alphaNomega:
why is it so hard for you to believe in spirituality?

Lol, if you’re asking me this then I guess you didn’t get the context of what I meant when I replied the OP

alphaNomega:
I want to know why you don't believe my story of a bulletproof man, but you believe a quack nurse's story of a metal proof man

Believe whatever you want to believe in life and be at peace with it

Ire oo

Mummiesgirls4:
If reserve was the case I will not have no choice than to forgive and accept them because women take all the shit in marriage no divorce is allow so the society will tell me to forgive and accept them but for men it's a different story he will rather dumped me. So it is not the same thing

From this write up here, you don’t feel sad or sorry at all for the young man you’re about to marry.
You feel absolutely fulfilled you have someone to pin all your Wahala on.

I pity you in advance tho because I’m sure that man won’t stay if he later discover all your lies even after marriage, then you would be with baby number what? Oyah think am yourself

1Sharon:
You talked about colonization, but you're a follow follow sheep. Who is more colonized than a Nigerian Christian?

Toor, I’m not arguing again

Follow follow aguntan

Ire o

1Sharon:
If Indians colonized Nigeria, you'd be championing Hinduism right now. Yeye.

You’re getting it wrong, I wasn’t trying to champion a religion I was just trying to say my mind about things as they really are


Yeyenatu.

1Sharon:
We already know you are.

Talking about colonization but you're a follow follow sheep. How did Nigerians become Christian? Yeye finish you there.

How did Nigerians became Christians or what was your question again? Lol

You can ask google that, I believe google will be more extensive in your research

kingxsamz:
scared of shooting yourself in the foot?

Lols, I believe you don’t need to know or is there a problem with that?

kingxsamz:
I only asked a question bro.
Are you a Christian?

You don’t need to know. Lol

kingxsamz:
One question. Are you a Christian?

Lol, so because I’m a Christian or Muslim I should forget my cultures and traditions abhi?

I talk am seh, dem don colonize una brain join.

If only the oyinbo’s that brought the Christianity you’re talking about sef Dey practice am blindly the way una Dey practice am for naija, I wouldn’t have said a word

alphaNomega:
so you don't believe my story, the quack nurse's own is sweeter abi?

You’re still been dumb with your replies bro

Abeg, forget.

1Sharon:
If he fortified himself against needles and sharp objects, why he coming to the hospital in the first place?

You might need to get the man’s address from the Nurse to ask him that because I don’t have the answer you’re looking for

alphaNomega:
ok

Yesterday, I saw a man get shot with an assault rifle 7 times at his bare chest. None of the bullets could penetrate his skin there was no blood, only bruises

Then you can believe whatever you want to believe, I don’t care.

You sha wan porminifun and I won’t allow that

Ire o

ivolt:
This unverified story has nothing to do with culture or tradition.
Are you "fortified" against being cut by metal?

Oh! now you see where you got it wrong, where in the comment section did I tell you I believed in the story? I only said we’ve got cultures and traditions we all need to respect but Nah, you twisted my reply to suit whatever you were thinking

Good luck jhare
Odabo arakunrin or arabinrin

Ire ooo

alphaNomega:
It does not exist. This is why your forefathers were colonised and you have still continued with this behaviour.

Think about it. That is a quack nurse

I’ll choose not to give you the reply you’re looking for because you’re so ….. and just commenting to stay woke

Pele o!

ivolt:
So you believe whatever you are told without question?

Nah, but still we’ve got cultures and traditions here in Africa. Why you guys are trying so hard to rubbish it is why I can’t fathom!

kingxsamz:
That's why your country Nigeria will forever remain backwards. The same way people in the past believed that Thor was responsible for lightening. Rather than encourage research, you're being ignorant.

Your colonized mentality speaking, I can see you forming oyinbo when you’ve got cultures here but Rara you prefer your deranged colonized masters


Pele o atokowabaleje!

MALIGNANTGuest:
Patient may be having the below skin conditions;
SCLERODERMA..
HYPERKERATOSIS..

We don start again
Person talk say something happen, una don come with scientific explanations, is it that hard to believe the spiritual world truly exists?

DonCrack:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44yNao57gAI



http://saharareporters.com/2021/11/10/don%E2%80%99t-give-your-phones-policemen-checkpoints-search-%E2%80%93-police-boss-cautions-nigerians

He should tell his son to disguise one day without convoy or escort to one checkpoint and see how they will treat him like a criminal before even searching his phone then after that he can come back and tell us what he’s saying now again

kingjoe:
Have you been blamed before by a class of 50.?
Can you remember how it feels?
Now check how it looks like everyone will be pointing at her in school.
Check out the medical student twerker"
Facebook comments
Instagram comments
Family and neighbours
.it won't be easy

Sorry to say this, she should have think this all through before she did what she did, don’t you think?

I mean she knows we live in a digital world. I think she would have reacted the same way most people did if it was another lady in the video

integrityhomes:
you can only pick one

would you opt for a job of 250k or a visa to Canada America

You Dey think am?
How far? I get passport o if you no wan go

RiceProducers:
The pay back plan is pay your taxes. Border closure is good policy. It will protect Nigerian goods. Personally if I were President, my economic policies would be more draconian. Nigerians don't want to use brains at all yet the world is changing.
There is energy transition. Crude oil will soon be destroyed as the most important global commodity.
There are supply chains issues and post COVID stuff causing global inflation yet all Nigerians can think about is cheap petrol, imported salad and bone straight hair. It is a disgrace

Now read what you wrote up there slowly and see if it makes any sense even to you.

Taxes will pay all those stolen loans they’re getting?

They’ve decided to finish this country patapata, I pity the next administration that will be elected, if it’s from their party no Wahala, but if it’s another party na yawa o. I’m sure they will be the first people to castigate and antagonize the elected officials if they apply for such loans

post=107443400:
Miserable end to any politician or entity that has stolen from our national treasury,
No matter the political party they are........
Along with their supporters.

Abdulrasheed Maina was added to the Pension Reform Task Team (PRTT) and chaired the team from 2010 to 2013.
He was there for just 3 years but stole the money of honorable and hardworking old men and women that served our darling nation for 35 years and above.
He stole the money meant for them while most of these grandpas and grandma's die in abject poverty!

May it never be well with him and any swine castigating the sane, honest and hardworking Nigerians that voted out the evil, corrupt, wicked and looting politicians at the time we voted them out.
Even telling us to our faces that stealing is not corruption.
This is how they will keep stealing your destiny,
Destiny of your parents and grandparents and unborn kids,
As long as y'all children of hate, frustrations and perdition keep supporting evil and criminals.

No be Curse
Na FACT.

We Rise

Extend the curses to the ongoing regime too

MrPresent:
This is a true life story.

The lady in question is so confused on what to do.

Please advise her responsibly:

(Matured Minds Only).

Firstly, are you married to the riches or your husband? If you’re married to your husband then I’ll strongly advice you to leave the young madam in question alone and live your life!!? Like an adage says, the sky is big enough for all birds to fly without having issues with each other.

Secondly, I think you would have put up a fight if the lonely old man did the same thing to another woman and not your nanny, wanna know why? Because most women would do so too. Women generally don’t like each other and see each other as competitors.

Lastly, live your life, love your kids and husband and you won’t have to deal with spiritual stuffs from the incoming madam.


With all that said, I believe a word is enough for the wise!!!

Many will come at me because of my choice of words but I’ll speak in plain truth

fergie0o1:
Genk Striker, Ike Do



Canada Soccer



Canada Soccer

@OP,
If na you, you go play for naija?

nijaomegacode:
Me 2years.

Love Dey said it’s a beautiful thing, I chased a lady for 3 years, we’re still dating sha
Lol

ActuaRise696969:
He does not know where to buy a pistol?

So I wasn’t the only one thinking that ?

Yeecar:
Be self employed, become employers of labour instead.

Be employers of labour with what money?

Abhi you think na 20k dem Dey use start buisness? Lol

Maryliola:
Hey guys

I’m making this post because I don’t want to be judged and I can’t turn my on people in my real life because they may not understand. Well I’ve been married for 2 plus years I’m 27 with a son. I’m going to get personal so embrace yourself.

Myself and my husband have a good relationship, almost too good because I literally see him like my brother. This is to the point where our romantic/lover side of our relationship is kinda dead. I see him naked, it’s like looking at my brother naked. I don’t feel turned on, or excited. We talk and gist like friends, but romantically things are flat. Our sex life is mediocre I guess. He doesn’t do oralll sexxx and he ejaculates very fast. I’m talking 10 seconds, and it’s every single time despite taking different preventative measures. I know that I’m extremely clean as I’m very observant of myself and he also tells me all the time. Yet orall sexxx is disgusting to him and “dehumanising”. There’s no passion when we kiss, its forced most times.


Lately I’ve been finding myself fantasising about being touched by a man , almost every night . A man that will give me orall sexx a man that will turn me on and blow me away. I don’t want to be judged here, but this is genuinely how I’ve been feeling. I don’t want to put pressure on my husband as he has other things to worry about.
A man that will kiss me in all the right places and make me feel like a woman. Sometimes I believe I’m being delusional, or unrealistic. I’m trying to get rid of these thoughts, but I really don’t know how. I have never cheated on my husband and I don’t think I have the guts to do it. I really just want to know how married people cope when that spark is gone. When you begin to look at your spouse like a brother or sister, and romantically the vibes are not there.

Let me also say that I’ve addressed this to him many times, but he stands he’s not willing to compromise.

Help!

Mods, I need this on front page as I need help for people to see this.

And when a man somewhere writes this, dem ladies will be shouting and saying he has cheated on her emotionally. Lol

When them talk say make you Dey try do the do before marriage, you all will be saying it’s haram/unholy
See where e don land both of you now.. lol

I pity the male Gender