₦airaland Forum

HonNL:
SOURCE

We understand, make e no be like say una too no talk abhi . Oga at the top trying to let our politicians know say dem sef exist for there, Lee to the mao

princeemmma:
Mention that food that taste better the next day

Ewa and agbado

The taste is always more sweeter even when allowed to burn alittle

FromTopToBottom:
Are most nairalanders guilty of this ?

Stark reality of majority of us in this country

onochurch:
Mimi, a Popular TikToker Dies After Boyfriend Allegedly Used Her For Rituals



https://www.instagram.com/p/CgPotM7K2yi/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=24d5c636-2122-49ab-90f0-80b7918924c4&ig_mid=5BA8EDBB-10F3-4308-A873-959E6AEA0E8F

And the next thing is to think the dude used her for rituals? Lmao, if it was a guy now you will prolly hear nothing of such

What a world we live in!

Fira09:
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https://www.thecable.ng/i-hid-like-a-rat-during-kuje-prison-attack-dcp-kyari-tells-court/amp

How sure are we say no be all of una thieves wey gather in the prison brought up this idea in the first place? So you lots can get sympathy from the judge and the media by saying you hid like rats

Funny defense, if I may say, lol.

nlfpmod:
https://nairametrics.com/2022/07/21/world-bank-says-nigerians-got-richer-as-income-per-capita-surges-5-to-5250-in-2021/

Which Nigerians if I may ask?

Enuguguy:
I planned to marry in 1st week of November 2022 and bring my wife to UK immediately with me
When do I suppose to start my visa application
NB..we don't have any marriage certificate yet
Nairaland help a brother

I hope you don’t learn the hard way bruh… wishing both of you endless joy… Before brining here over, please try as much as possible make she sign pre-nup ooooooooooooooo.

May we not be unfortunate in life

God1000:
Too bad, he's frustrated and pained.
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I will say blame him not, blame the Government for failing to provide the most basic of all basic right we even have in this country.

Pardon my English if in anyway I threw blunders up there, it’s a result of a failed education system I also went through.

[quote author=Dorwadora post=112764687]I don't understand the reason behind it and I'm curious. Google is not giving me a coherent answer.

It’s somehow funny how you all claiming woke on here about not believing in the spiritual realm, but you believe there’s JESUS, ALLAH AND SATAN? Oyah ask yourself why too?
Don’t you think they’re myth also? That was laid down for you to guide your ways

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

She said she can't withstand the temptation of guys in her school

It is over my niggar...

If you are smart enough keep on banging her with no emotions attached

Because this her whoring phase is going to be longer than we thought ... normally, it starts from 18 to 26...but this your girlfriend own will extend to 32 years
How we sure you are the one that break the hymen..

Make we just tell you the truth...if you still feel like to manage her....then what about nysc time..how you want take cope? You know the kind fertile rod with vain way go dey enter your babe for nysc

Na that nysc gangan be the issue, lost mine to a corper during her nysc days.. lol. The funniest part is that I know this guy and he has nothing, I no get anything too o but Omo! The thing Dey pain sha

envoymedia:
Pastor Tobi Adegboyega Gifts Portable With £3000 in London (Photos, Video)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90mnx3x9wQ4

Nigerian pastor and founder of Salvation Proclaimers Anointed Church, a Pentecostal Church based in London, Tobi Adegboyega has gifted fast rising Nigerian singer, Portable, with £3000 in London, IGBERETV reports.

The Zazu Zeh crooner was full of appreciation to the pastor for the gift.

Portable shared the video on Instagram with the caption;



https://www.instagram.com/p/Cc5sOQ8NN_5/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Money wey i Dey find to balance tuition

Idamond:
https://www.nairaland.com/7087760/nigerian-man-begins-bike-ride
Kunle closes in Casablanca, Morocco


https://www.legit.ng/people/1467250-brave-nigerian-man-ridding-his-motorcycle-london-lagos-enters-africa-now-casablanca-morocco/

I was expecting Casablanca rogermilla

Solanaa:
Which of them is the next HAWK?

I tried to buy BRWL, but I was unable to get into the presale stuff

whogoesthere:
Gas fees on ethereum blockchain are off the roof, I don't have such funds, hence my descision to focus on Solana since it's way cheaper and opensea have started listing it

Check out portals standard citizen cards

AntiMen:
Thanks for telling me the blunt truth, but my husband holds key position in the church, there's no reason I give that would be meaningful to him except I become opened about the issue...Actually I didn't get close to him, but he ( Reverend) seems to be interested in my spiritual life, often times he wants me do certain church activities which I usually dodge, since then each time he sees me in church, he doesn't fail to call my name, if I'm seated amongst my friends, he will call me, greet me and pass, every time , since then I began to have this funny feeling for him...

It's not that serious though but it's becoming intense unlike before.

The pastor or reverend knows you have feelings for him, he’s going to prey on that. I’m not saying your pastor is a bad person o, just saying spirit of the flesh can be hard to control sometimes

AntiMen:
Love isn't the word, you should understand how I'm feeling, like I always think of him and always want to have a conversation with him...

I can't hit on him, neither would I ruin either of our homes by having an affair with him, but how can I erase what I'm feeling about him?

These happened to my fiancé, she has a guy she can’t stop liking citing they’re just friends, but she can’t stop talking to him. Well, we’ve both gone each other ways sha and I don’t want to know if she’s regretting it or not. Try as much as possible to stop that feelings you’re having if you don’t want to break your home.

Wizywiz:
Op kpele oooo...but na so una women dey do some guys na....he sets u up and equip u sacrifice his all and heart....yet some of una go still follow another man....may ur broken heart be mended.... meanwhile u sound desperate for marriage... always mentioning your age....

Bro, I can relate to what you said up there, imagine doing all sort of things to make her better and she still left with a serving corper.. like can be so shitty sometimes..

@OP, sorry for this thing we both going through right now although I’m 2yrs younger. Life continues, a better man is out there for you

CHIMAOBICCU:
You adopted a boy and later, God blessed you with a boy, who will be your first son?

The only reply I can come up with is why would you differentiate between them? Do you not know the moment you adopted the child you gave him all the responsibilities that comes with the first son?


If the wife is cool and not start treating the adopted child as nobody then I believe the biological son doesn’t need to know

Kemistri4:
Guys, let's do this


Mention the name of a popular place in your school (university or sec school) and someone will tell you the name of your school

Jembewon road( sec school)
Adenike area(uni)

Austinboy:
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How I was able to conquer the betting issue, I don’t even know bro, but what you need is good determination and dedication to help you stay away from it.

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Update From . COM

There’s hunger in the land

Ezehillary:
But you fine past tinubu

Werey!

Vinnie2000:
Just Seated in a Barbing Salon and Listened to Magnito's song ft Patoranking 'If I get Money ehn'..

Simple and easy, eat till I’m full, bless some people that needs help. Long ftm 3x with $100k use $50k to shift liquidation price to 0.001 or so. Mana and sand $50k each. Then travel all over the world to have me some fun time

Afamsi:
Collect N400,000 now and pay N400,000,000 later. If you know you know

The money might not even reach 400,000,000 naira, maybe na just 100m like that

JoyReportsOnlin:
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If to say na Africa, we all know what we will be screaming in the comment section but it’s oyinbo now we’re all saying they are Mumu lol.

I’ll say there’s more to this, it’s either her own fetish or ….

I for complete am but I no get too much strength today

Gbagura:
How did we get here sef? So after killing many souls, this idiot now want forgiveness and also want to be 'taken care of' as other Nigerians.


This is the height of it

Do you blame him? FG did that back then and I think they’re still doing it by giving amnesty to some of them and even sponsoring them abroad. Who doesn’t want a good thing? He just wants to have a piece of the national cake too

oshozondii:
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Omo!!! This is gbese

Mashgash:
https://gazettengr.com/hours-after-becoming-swedens-first-female-pm-magdalena-andersson-resigns/?utm_source=ReviveOldPost&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=ReviveOldPost

Maybe, just maybe she was blackmailed with something she can’t refute, so she tied the resignation to Wetin sup with the budget

Favfables1:
I agree with him...
Some supposed "evil" can be deemed "acceptable" depending on the circumstance...

Take for instance, we're told that killing a person in cold blood is bad, buh let's assume you were kidnapped and by some stroke of luck, your kidnappers forgot to lock the door, you courageously took the risk and peeped through the door, thinking of a way to escape... The sight that greets you from where you're peeping through is one of your kidnappers fast asleep on the chair, with his/her gun on the floor... Once again you summoned the courage and reach for his/her gun, hoping to use it as leverage to find your way out of their den, and just as youre about to leave after picking the gun, he/she wakes up and blocks the door...

You have two options, shoot him)her and escape or waste your time negotiating with him/her until his/her reenforcement arrives...

What would you do??

Mo ma pa Werey danu ni straight up( I’ll kill the kidnapper straight up) at that particular time, there’s nothing as good or bad anymore the only thing that kicks in is the survival instinct

Romanoff:
You will still serve her breakfast.

Abi?
Una go say Nigerian girls no sabi love, this one done love you sotey she done turn Robin hood, thieving from her privileged mum to give to you the less privileged, you still come here dey complain.

Which advice you dey find gan gan?

If you no want make she dey thief give you, tell her make she stop na.

That ROBINHOOD part got me cracking so hard..

I hope @op doesn’t break that lady’s fragile heart

alphaNomega:
I know you like this type of gist so enjoy.

It was written for your type

Thank you, but how do you know? I’m kinda curious