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Omowale2023:
I have a question for you to answer.

Question 1;
You need credits in 4 subjects and English language.
What does it mean?

Question 2;
There are 36 mangoes and 1 Apple in a bowl, I told you to give me 24 Mangoes and 1 Apple from the same bowl.
What does that mean?

1, English must follow (if i lie go and ask JAMB)
2.apple is inclusive (make Kwashiorkor kill person wey no want balance diet)

Preciousgirl:
You are invited

bon appétit.

Onitemhi:
Need a fuckmaate in osogbo

Buzz me up here 08101814258

WhatsApp and call

if get two give me one o!

Lamanii22:
Or it’s the beginning of adultery


Ever since I sealed it with my husband I stopped giving out my numbers to guys, my phone barely rings lol…

Recently I met a man at my university who's elderly and as well married he asked for my number i did give him cause he may be of help cause he works in the federal parastatals… and he is top in his dept….


He said he wants us to be friends and all, he wants us to go out on a date, I actually gisted my husband about him and all but didn’t tell my husband he wants us to go on a harmless date….


I’m just tryna guard my heart, maybe it’s best I don’t go… or maybe there’s something called harmless date or that harmless could be harmful

Advices needed thank you….

our people said that"the sea no chop person way him no see him leg".

Flangelo12:
All crew on-board included:

Ifeanyi

Uche,

Chukwudi,

Chidiebere,

Obinna and one Abdulayi Kamara whose identity turned out to be Emeka.

and we're working for Tinubunedu.

Yourprick:
2015 tweet surfaced after hundeyin dig up

i don ask google no reply,let me ask alfa.wait small

dominique:
Op are you sure this is a recent video? Even Hakimi himself knows he can't dance yet, the court is yet to rule on child support and alimony payments. His monthly income will be used to determine this. Then there is the rape case still hanging on his neck. Trust me, Hakimi can't possibly be dancing wherever he is right now. This is most definitely not a recent video

Meanwhile, the wife was using her money to run the home while he was busy stashing his own money away to his mum. Then he went on to cheat on her in their home, now he expects her to walk away without a dime and Nigerian men are applauding this? May Hakimi happen to all your daughters born or unborn.

calmez-vous ma belle 🌹,the case be like Tinubu and Obi case.there is God.

NaijaMutant:
What do the kidnappers actually want from Tiwa?


Money or sex ?

money for sure

Odewaleadesoye:


DAILY POST

picture or i don't believe it.

naptu2:
https://guardian.ng/news/you-cant-drag-igbo-into-another-war-ohanaeze-tells-ekpa/

IPOB factional leader Simon Ekpa

make una go sit down jo! If person carry war come my door,i go tell am make him go abi? Him go get wotowoto.

QuinModah:

Xlogistics:
Part 9. AND FINAL. (Make everybody rest)

I Will summarize all the events that happened in this last part, because a lot of readers have been on my neck.

: When the man walked into the room, I threw a glass cup towards the TV stand to send him to the wrong direction. I and my uncle were standing beside the Closet in the dark.

When we succeeded in sending him the wrong way, I used the pressing iron that was in the room to give him a heavy bang at the back of his head(self defense ladies and gentlemen).

When he fell on the floor we quickly emptied his pocket and disarm him, we gave him a proper beating sha. It was time to leave the hotel.

I told my uncle that we can’t both walk out of the hotel at the same time, one of us needs to go out first, while the other follow.

We left all our belongings and my uncle went out first, we had planned on a meeting point if we succeed. While my uncle was leaving the hotel gate, we heard shots, my uncle ran back into the hotel with a speed of 3,000k/hr lol. Funny enough it wasn’t gun shots both but from a car tyre driving nearby.

That made me laugh real bad, it was a very funny scene which helped to relax the nerves. My uncle went out and after 10 minutes it was my turn to leave the hotel, I walked very fast to the meeting point, praying I meet my uncle there.

Luckily enough I met him there.

//BASED ON POPULAR SUGGESTIONS, HERE IS THE SUMMARY OF THE EVENTS THAT UNFOLDED AFTERWARDS.//


When we arrive in court on the day of the hearing, my lawyer presented all the facts and evidence to the jury. A later day was scheduled for hearing. Finally we won the case and all the charges dropped. But the surprising part of it is the role my girlfriend played in setting me up.

Anyway the case I filled against EFCC/SARS took a year and the half to conclude. I also won that case too. I was compensated with a large sum of money, I gave all of the money to my uncle because he lost a lot during the process.

What did I learn from my experience ?

1. Your SIM card and phone should both have different passwords(not phone pattern)

2. Don’t trust your girlfriend, don’t loose guard.

3. Always scan your phone with anti $pying softwares once in 2 months, at least.

4. Always fight law enforcement agencies, not physical fight, but with law.

5. Be intelligent and think fast.

6. Learn basic tech prompts, it might save you.

7. The police is not your friend.

8. Keep your life extremely private. You don’t have to be friends with everyone.

9. Having CCTV cameras is no brainer

10. Own a licensed metal if you can

11. Na only God they save Nigerians.

na because u no want give us share,na him make u said u give ur uncle all of them abi?

Xlogistics:
Part 7.



Same might wonder how I knew all this software tricks, well it’s easy, I love tech so much that I do watch videos on YouTube regarding stuffs like this. I also watch Dark web videos on YouTube too. That is how I learnt all the tricks and methods I used, I couldn’t wait on police to do there job cos trust me those guys don’t know basic tech related shortcuts.


Back to the story, when I launched the software I turned on the selfie camera, the face I saw shocked me.. it was my girlfriend’s face. At first I thought maybe she was held against her will, or she was been forced to go through my phone.

To be sure, I activated the recording app on my phone, the phone she was holding. I listened to there conversations that is when I knew she was in all along.

This girl who I thought loved me was working with some yahooooo buys to run me street. She was the person who gave out all of my banking informations to these guys, she had access to my dollar account on the day of my arrest.

I quickly made copies of the selfie footages and voice recording and sent all of the data to my lawyer. I was still listening to there conversations when all of a sudden the phone was turned off.

I had all the info I needed and it was time to counter them, my lawyer got a court order that was issued to MTN, my lawyer had the I P address and some data which I sent to him. The plan was to get the phone numbers attached to the server from MTN, because the data was attached to there network as a provider.

MTN was reluctant at first not until my lawyer gave them the court order and threatened to sue them, when they heard the millions of naira that will be filled with, they started been responsive.

After a while we had the number, it was one of my girlfriends friend that owned the number. When I got the information, I was happy and sad at the same time.


This boys weren’t smart to run stuffs codedly, how can you be so dull to attach your registered numbers with stuffs like this.

Well I know I can still find more loopholes, I did more digging and I got all I wanted. Everything was sent to my lawyer and I was ready for my next hearing in court.

Me and my uncle was still in that hotel room located outside town, I was under estimating this yah00 boys, I never knew they were good enough. They did a reverse connection on my phone ( the phone they had in there possession) and they noticed someone was watching them. The court hearing was 2 days away we just needed to survive 2 nights.


I never knew 2 nights can be very long. This was when me I and my uncle faced the toughest and roughest events.

our location was exposed, men were sent to our hotel room to come silent us. It was on a Thursday evening around 5pm when all of a sudden some hefty looking men came through the hotel gates, our room was on the 2nd floor just opposite the hotel entrance. I saw them, at I first I thought it was bouncers from the club down stairs. I observed there body language between them and the security men, something was off.

My uncle was sleeping, I did not want to wake him up out of false alarm, I decided to walk towards the stair cases so I can hear there conversations between them and the manager of the hotel, something wasn’t right at all. They told the manager that they were looking for us, saying we had a scheduled meeting together. Lol, meeting ko, Maltina ni.

I ran to my room and jumped on my uncle, it was time to run.



Typing…………….

r u still running? I beg stop and write Jo!

adeniyi65:
Good moment to all Nairalanders. As the topic has illustrated.am in love with a lady under 25 years of age. She do complain about abdomen pain to me for quite months ago.she is madly in love with me than my expectation.am planning to tie the knut in few years to come but am bothered about our future on the issue of her health status consigning the appendix.she is going for a surgery to get it removed this week and i have given her the required strength to motivate her to do it because she fears to be operated.
My bone of contention is now this: wouldn't she has perennial attributed health related risk on herself in the future. Second. Wouldn't our prospective offspring shares from her health issues through gene or blood.
Please help a bothered brother earnestly.

take her to the hospital and do the needful.

emexnaija:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvM0xXtZGfM

probably 2% of what him don give am.

Bigcoconut:
Hello, guys
I don't want to bore you guys with long epistle. Yes, as the title suggests.

I travelled to Canada through the study route this January but I can tell you for a fact that I'm already bored with this place.

I'm redoing a 2 year program that I have already concluded in Naija but just because I want japa, I redid it. But that's not the issue.

The issue is that I'm working in a company but the department I was posted to was a physical demanding one..

To the extent that if I work for a day, I feel pain all over my body for a week. And this is seriously affecting my education because anytime i go to work, i wouldn't have the energy to do anything again as i would be so weak. but i have to work because i have bills to pay.

Nobody send you for here except you want sleep for cold outside.

Even half of my salary goes in the form of settling bills.

The work makes me depressed. This is not what I bargained for. .

For me to raise money for my tuition fees and travel expenses, at least I wasn't doing bad in Nigeria before i left. In addition, I hardly have time for myself.

My situation is even better, most of people who we came same time haven't found jobs yet.

My thinking is if I should ask for refund of my remaining tuition fee and relocate back Naija, or go back Naija and take some courses online, as there seems to be an option for that.

man up, endure the pain.the same happened to me here,i left my job because of pain,now am jobless.hunger is my flat mate.

officialwdhtv:
Moment police officer threatens to arrest dog after its owner fail to provide license for it

Take a listen!!!

Source:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CqzVcCyJgKj/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy47lDJGY98

dog meat dey hungry am

kyber:
You've failed as a man if a lady in your class is leading with high CPGA and you're there doing nothing about it🚶

u have failed as man if a lady is on top of u,as a cowgirl.

Blupen969:
Una no get friends?

let go out today and see if I'll see one

[quote author=QuinModah post=122153256][/quote]mine is big boobs and bum bum

Gmone:
You are a working class girl, you invite your fiance who is job hunting in Abuja to visit you in Lagos.
He visits you on a Thursday.

Friday while closing from work, you decided to take home 150k u had from a deal in the office.

On Saturday u started looking for the 150k in your bag, nowhere to be found. In your car, zilch. Where on earth could money fly to? Ofcourse it must be fiance, nobody visited. So you tell him bluntly to return the money and he vehemently denies.

You guys exchange words during a heated argument and you call him names, a pauper who will forever remain po*or and ste*al and tell him to leave your house Sunday morning.

He does, seething with anger.

You called his sisters and told them, told your friends and his too.

Full of anger, you arrive office Monday morning and discover you left the money in the file cabinet!

What you gonna do?

Cpd

tell him it is April fool and apologize.

Newdawn30:
A person’s sex drive is about as individualized as it gets, but astrology teaches us that even our libido can be guided by the stars. While all signs enjoy sex, their intimate connections and need for physical touch are guided by their astrological placement. This leads to some signs being more naturally inclined to pursue sex (hello, Scorpio), while others are more likely to pursue it when their other needs are met.

12. Libra (September 23 - October 21)
It’s not that Libras don’t like sex, it’s just that they prioritize different types of intimate relationships, like friendship and family. Sex comes into play when they really want to demonstrate love and commitment, and they’re way less likely than other signs to engage in it casually.

11. Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Aquarius desires to be free above all, so they can get turned off from sex at the slightest hint that a sexual relationship will get in the way of that. This airy sign often has its head in the clouds when it comes to sex and can be a bit flighty when it comes to sexual connection.

10. Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Virgos are actually known for being adventurous in bed, as it’s one of the only places where they can truly let their hair down. The problem is actually getting them there. Virgos need a partner who will help them get out of their head, prioritize sex and unleash the freak within.

9. Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Geminis can take a little longer to warm up to a sexual encounter, as great conversation, intellectual stimulation and lots of laughs are needed to lubricate the mood. On the flip side, one wrong move and they’ll find themselves instantly turned off.

8. Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Capricorns have a reputation for being steady and conservative, but these traits can come in handy in the bedroom, especially when it comes to, er, stamina. Capricorns want to go the distance for their sexual partners and are more than willing to put in the work to keep them happy. Very, very happy.

7. Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Cancers prefer their sexual encounters to be meaningful and nurturing. They know that for sex to be truly enjoyable for them, they need to build trust, which can take time. And they’re more than willing to wait.

6. Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Pisces love sex and sexual connection, but their drive is totally dependent upon the connection they feel. Once it’s there, their sex drive is through the roof. If the connection is not there, their passion will go colder than an ice bucket challenge in Antarctica.

5. Leo (July 23 - August 22)
A Leo’s sex drive all depends on the other person. If they find someone who’s willing to treat them like the king of the jungle that they are, fiery Leo’s libido will be astronomical (pun intended). But when they meet someone who seems lukewarm or tries to play it cool, their sex drive will disappear faster than you can say, “u up?”

4. Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Flirty Sagittarius loves a fling, and as a fire sign they are fueled by variety. More than any other sign, they’re down for a casual romp around the bedroom. On the other hand, they can sometimes be a bit of a commitment-phobe, preferring variety in all aspects of their life. That said, a one-night stand is not off the table.

3. Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Aries is ruled by Mars, and Mars rules the sex drive, so you do the math. Aries love to seduce and enjoy the lead-up to sex almost as much as the act itself. Almost.

2. Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Sensual Taurus loves physical touch and pleasures of all kinds, so it should come as no surprise that they’re so close to the top of our list. And once the deed is done, they’re the sign most likely to follow things up with a world-class cuddle sesh.

1. Scorpio (October 22 - November 21)
Sexy Scorpios are notorious for their high sex drive, which is fueled by their need for adventure and intimacy. It’s not just a numbers game for them, though. Scorpios are also highly selective with their partners and hold high standards, meaning only VIPs get to see them unleash their wild side.


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Rokiat:
Aries One is right.

sagittarius is on too of Aries

Lagosupdate21:
PLEASE help in sharing this information to many social media. SHARE TO SAVE MORE LIVE.

na lie tell us ur side of the story until we hear from them.

descarado:
South korea.

please off form for South Korea comot let me know,e get reason why.

dollynnn:
Assistant Choirmaster stabbed the deceased before raping her. Sheer wickedness !
After killing a human being, God's masterpiece, he would have gone to church and acted as if nothing had happened. He might have even been singing with a great deal of strength and vigour, and members will be dying to tap from his "blessings". Human beings are really terrible and the heart of man is EVIL.

What in God's name is happening in the world?

the church should be investigated.