₦airaland Forum

bilulu:
When do you intend coming?

when I get an invitation.

bilulu:
After carefully following and observing Canadian electioneering campaign first hand I concluded that Nigeria has not started at all.
I will take time to highlight some of the important issues....
1. No holidays as everybody was going about their businesses. You cast your vote at ur own time between 8am to 10.30pm (time depending on your location).
2. Campaigns were issue base and one man coming to the podium to be shouting APC or PDP.
3. There was no record of inducing voters either with rice, salt or trader moni. There was no scene of bullion vans entering somebody’s compound.
4. There was no day set aside for voters registration were holiday might be declared depending on the state governor. You go online yourself and register yourself for the election.
5. I was at a polling unit, not a single security personnel armed to the teeth were there. No police nor military was deployed for a peaceful electioneering process.
5. All the result were transmitted and not transported.
6. No one man sat in Ontario (Abuja) to be announcing all the result state by state.
7. No one man or body can decide the fate of the voters. No one man can declare your vote inconclusive
8. You vote were you are. You don’t need to travel from Ontario ( Abuja) to Alberta (Osun) to be able to vote.
9. Nobody is going to court to challenge the whole process. They gave their speeches and went home. That’s how Canadians roll.
Their votes counted. When will our votes count in Nigeria? When are we going to adopt issue base campaign? When are we going to do away with manual voting and adopt electronic voting?
We can do it, we have come of age, we talk ourselves down by saying we haven’t grow to that level. The time for that change is now.

Lalasticlala..... this need to make front page

when I come I go see am myself

no matter how faster yansh carry run,e no go overtake breast, breast go always dey for front.

Famousbabe:
https://www.instagram.com/p/B3vLNnCpD95/

Source: http://www..com/2019/10/video-i-took-weed-pantless-lady-dances.html?m=1

wow the second picture,I like that seat she is seating on.where can I get it.

sarrki:
The Minister of agriculture has gathered thirty naira food to confirm his father's words

This is Alhaji Adamu Sabo Nanono, the son of minister of agriculture is offering 30 naira in their farm near joda town in gabasawa local government area of Kano State.

He bought 20 beans for ten breast.

It is said that Adam did not think that his father has said that he was not hungry in Nigeria, because of thirty naira, it was a man to eat and be filled in kano state.

pure water is #10 o!

gloriaunobi:
It resembles Dan Brazerian logo....and I rest my case

not like or almost, the difference is clear.but it looks like........ those who did biology in secondary school will know.

Blue3k:
Source: https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2019/10/10/niger-bandits-peace-deal-collapses-as-hoodlums-invade-villages/

operation silence dance 0

pascalexmond:
I have a girlfriend of two years and since we have been dating,I ve been the one taking care of her.

Since we started dating,she has never bought me a gift or spent a kobo on me but I ve been the one buying the gifts, such as phones,clothings,shoes,give her money to make her hair and run other expenses too.

Even when she wants to go out with her friends for a sit out,she demands for money for entertainment,like #5-10k which I oblige her.

Infact,I ve been d one doing all d spending,which I know most guys will never do for 9ja babe as it seem to be magarism.

Just that I like to take care of my woman.

But,I have one big problem with this my girlfriend which is escalating by d day.

Since,I am not d type who is used to moving around with cash,there few times when we re out and we need to buy drinks,snacks, fruits or something for mostly herself & myself rarely,that I ask her for cash within d range of #1-5k.

In a day or two,she will calculate all d monies she spent,including as little as #100-500,asking me to refund her.

She has been doing this in d last two years and it is getting worse and it irritates me and I don't want to confront her to avoid a quarrel,but it still shocks me that she could be so inconsiderate.

Infact,whenever she goes out with my car with fuel in it,she will cruise around town with d car till d fuel guage is on red and don't bother to even buy fuel of #1k.

There was a day d car went off in d middle of d road after she consumed fuel of #5k.

Most times if she exhaust fuel of #3-5k and I ask her to kindly buy #1-2k to top it,she will insist and torment my life until I return d #1-2k to her.

Last Sunday,we went to a resort and I was short of #1,300 of d cash with me to pay d bill of #5,300 as their pos was having network issues and I asked her for d #1,300.

Till this moment,she is asking for the refund of #1,300.,Habaaa!!!!

This is a girl I support with #50k upkeep every month.

My brothers and sisters,this is a girl of 25 I want to marry

I ve just been thinking if her type can make a good wife or even stand by me If in marriage I go broke.

Even to cook is a challenge.

Always a champion of Cold Stone,Kilimanjaro,Tantalizer and so on that she takes pleasure in displaying on her WhatsApp status for d whole world to know what she eats.

And not that she is from a rich home.
They are just managing to survive in their family but she is always running an Audio life on social media with an iPhone x I bought for her.

I am just tired and confused b'cos I love her.

What do I do?

find another girl please,I'll be sorry soon.

Abbazamzas:
Former Vice President Joe Biden and U.S. Senator Kamala Harris gesture on the second night of the second 2020 Democratic U.S. presidential debate in Detroit, Michigan, July 31, 2019. REUTERS/Lucas Jackson – HP1EF8102XZN7

By Harrison Arubu



U.S. senator, Kamala Harris, seized the Democratic presidential debate on Tuesday night to advance her proposal for the suspension of President Donald Trump’s Twitter account.

Source:
https://www.thenignews.com/2019/10/us-presidential-aspirant-reveals-why.html?m=1

oga please talk how u protect Americans both home and abroad.leave Trump Twitter alone.it is not 0.0000000000000000000000000000001 of am American problem.

donstan18:
Never will you see these kind of ladies looking good.

but these ones fine,put ur picture let compare.

ifyalways:
I dont do dirty broke boys

okay I hear you,am not a boy,and I don't do small girls that will call police 4 me, when I do them finish.

ifyalways:
You cannot do anything for me. Sell your leather slippers to get the rubber one.

I thought you'll ask me to come and shine kongo to get it.keep ur money,I have both of them.

ifyalways:
buy what?

a rubber sleepers,wat do I do to get it?

ifyalways:
What do you want it for?

to buy something,wat will I do to earn it?

panafrican:
South Africa should be expelled from the UK and the African Union.
Enough is enough.

which one be UK again?

BizLifeE:
Take a look at Napoleon and Adolf Hitler :
Napoleon was born in 1760 Hitler was born in 1889 (129 years apart)
.
Napoleon saw the French Revolution in 1789
Hitler saw the German Revolution in 1918
(129 years apart)
.
Napoleon came to power in 1804 Hitler came to power in 1933 (129 years apart)
.
Napoleon entered Vienna in 1812 Hitler entered Vienna in 1941 (129 years apart)
.
Napoleon attacked Russia in 1812
Hitler attacked Russia in 1941
(129 years apart)
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Napoleon lost the war in 1816 Hitler lost the war in 1945 (129 years apart)
.
Both came to power when they were 44 years old. Both attacked Russia when they were 52. Both lost the war when they were 56.
By Jonri Purwak (Quora)
Perfect Money/Payeer/Epay/Neteller/Skrill: ItuGlobal

still people don't believe in reincarnation, good work op

Amarabae:
We need to hear from the both parties before concluding.
Some Patients relatives love to misbehave attimes ,it can really be annoying.
All the same, all the best to the sick child

na ur Bobo?

ifyalways:
This country hard no be small E don reach like this ?

Men asking for 2K and recharge card? Local love now comes with a price. Nne i dont envy todays youngsters looking for love but using my church mind, tell him to come chop congo overnight to earn the money. _Jk

On a serious note, dont give him any more money. Tell him you dont have or ask him first before he asks you.

pls can u assist me with 2k?if there is anything I can do to earn it,I will do it.

Celebrityblog:
https://www.instagram.com/p/B3iV0jwpTeg/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

http://www..com/2019/10/Videos-Bikini-Photos-nyekachi-douglas-MBGN.html?m=1

Kai my daughter fine pass am

valentineuwakwe:
what are then Men in Aba doing?

one corner.

victorian:
Victoria is kind, caring, sweet, talented, never faltering in the friendship she so freely gives. You are a very lucky person to know a Victoria. Do not take her for granted, she can be fragile, she deserves to be treated with care and respect. Victoria's often do not see their own talent, and need to be reminded of it often, in time, they may even grow to see it in themselves, if their talent is nurtured and cared for. Victoria's are remarkable people, they seem so close to perfect it is almost scary, people may question if they even deserve the friendship they are given, do not fret, friendship will not be given to those whom are unworthy, not often at least. Victoria's are usually good judges of character, although they do make mistakes every now and again, it is just one of the factors reminding those around them that yes, this perfect angle is human, even if she does seem heaven sent.

A name given to the greatest girl ever. She is the one with the biggest heart and can put up with so much stuff.She is beautiful in every way. She also has the sweetest voice ever. It can brighten your mood even when your really down. She also is the sexiest person out there. She is also very addicting. You can't stay mad or upset with her. She can just start talking in this really cute voice and you would instantly like/love her again. Oh,, and she is the greatest girlfriend in the entire world. She is always there for her man. She is loyal and respectful. But don't get her mad otherwise your going to have hell to pay. lol. But other than that she is the best person ever. And she is also the greatest girlfriend you could ever have.

Victoria is a beautiful, strong, caring girl. She loves and cares for all. She has a stunning voice that will cure anything. Her laughter is what will keep you going. She can make you roll on the floor of laughter and make you pee your pants by how amusing she is! She may seem all "little miss nice girl" but after a while, you can see her dangerous side. She can be fierce like a tiger but also make your day brighter. Her looks, oh my god. She is the most beautiful girl you will ever see walk the earth. Her face will make your day better, even when in your deepest depressions. Her smile can make the whole world stop and stare at the beauty and passion. She has drop dead gorgeous hair, any color, any shape, she looks like a model fresh off the runway. No matter how hard she falls, she will always pick herself back up and be her at her best. Her care towards others is undeniable. She would wake up at 3am to come to any of your needs, no matter how much she would just want to sit and sleep.

Victoria is a smart woman who can be confusing to figure out at times. She may puzzle you and she maybe seems hard on the surface to confront. Once you do confront her it'll be the best decision you ever made. Victoria once you get to know her for who she really is will blow your mind. Shes usually a smart,kind,energetic,caring,beautiful trustworthy women. Her smile could lift someone's day from 0 to 100 and her voice will soothe you from anything. If your lucky enough to get yourself Victoria you'll never wanna let go. She will stay by your side no matter what she's the silver lining if you ever have a cloudy day. She won't think she's caring,loving,smart athletic etc..... she's very modest she doesn't think high of her self when you tell her all she is. She'll always think she can do better not relationship wise more tiny things. When in reality she's perfect or the closest thing to perfect. And well every time she walks in a room you'll smile and feel a very specific energy that'll make you smile. Victoria is the ideal person to have as a friend or other wise


The most amazing girl in the world. She will always be there for you. She is the one you can love forever. Shes that girl that you cant keep off your mind. Shes the most amazing girl you will ever meet and you dont know what you could ever do without her. Shes too beautiful to even describe the most perfect girl in the world. Youll wanna hold her and never let go and when you kiss her you wont be able to stop. Shes the sweetest girl ever with the cutest laugh and most amazing smile you will ever see. She has the most amazing body you have ever layed your eyes on theres no other girl anything like her. All you have to do is look into her gorgeous eyes and you will fall in love. She is the one for me and I love her like crazy.

The most beautiful, caring, sweet, and bubbly girl you'll ever meet. She always comes off as so happy and giggly, her laugh is contagious. She can light up the darkest room and make anyone smile simply by being present. No one I know can ever stay mad at her for anything, even when she ignores you, because you know if you loose her you'll never find anyone quite like her. She's super chill, and relaxed. She's not like other girls, she spends most of her time playing Xbox and working at the game store. I think she prefers to be one of the guys, although she remains faithful to whoever she is dating, considering she is always taken. I wish I had a chance with her, even though I know I'd never be good enough, no one is. she has a very beautiful, astonishing, and unique look and personality, one that comes off as both innocent and sexy. She is the definition of perfect, or as close as it gets. She is the girl I want to marry one day.

Victoria is kind, caring, sweet, beautiful and cute. You are a very lucky person to know a Victoria. She often doesn’t see her own talent, but I do. She’s amazing and so full of potential and I remind her of it often. Victoria is remarkable person, she’s perfect, or damn near perfect. She often leaves you thinking what you did to deserve such an angel like her.

She also has the sweetest voice ever. It’s like an Angel is singing. It can brighten my day no matter what, when I’m down or when its a good day it will always be better talking to my baby. She also is the sexiest person out there and is also very addicting and you can’t get enough of her sexy beauty.

But other than that she is the best person ever. And she is also the greatest girlfriend I could ever have asked for. I honestly don’t know how someone could be so lucky, but I’m glad its me and sharing your life with a Victoria is a fuckn beautiful thing. I love her with all my heart and until the end of time.


Sent by a cool friend of mine

I'm smitten !

my name is Victor,I take all the good ones and reject the bad ones,I fit read all.

khallebb:
My name is Caleb and I'm a final year student of CRUTECH, studying Human Anatomy and Forensic Anthropology. I have a friend called Esther who happens to be my music manager now. We were really close during my 1st year on campus but along the line, we stopped talking to each other and we gave ourselves space. Not until my 300 level, when we became close again to the point that other students thought we were dating. Funny enough, we weren't dating but it seemed so. I slept in her house a couple of times during my 300 level first semester most especially, exams period. On the last day of exams, I slept in her house again. She complained of severe cold, I wrapped my arms around her all through the night but I was conscious not to think of anything evil cause the girl is damn beautiful and she's very decent and well mannered. I started touching her all over her body but she didn't react, so I kept on and on but I was afraid to make a next move so that I wouldn't end up getting disappointed. At least to some extent, that was what I thought. We woke up in the morning, we talked for sometime and then I left her house. We both went on holidays and then we were so into each other, we'll call, chat and check up on each other by leaving messages on WhatsApp if we were not online. She stays in Abuja and i stay in Calabar so distance was a major barrier. This whole thing continued only for me to ask her out and she said that we should just be friends, that she's not physically attracted to me. I almost died. I listened to her and I shunned the whole idea of dating her but now I'm regretting my actions..Maybe I should have fvcked her. I think I made a terrible mistake. The only problem is that she is very decent and well mannered, respectful and full of wisdom. I couldn't have just been so wicked because of konji. Anyway, we'll soon be resuming for my final year 1st semester cause I'm currently on my IT. Should I fvck her? Or should I just keep her as my very good friend cause the truth is, I don't want to loose her. Please no nonsense comments nairalanders. This is about my emotions and it's really important to me. Thanks in advance for your wonderful comments.

you need no get liver

Imustreturn:
So this random Twitter lady said Any guy earning 50k should not have any business getting married -

She got a reply from another Twitter young man to counter her.

Nairalanders what do you guys think?

Lala what do you think?


https:///HqmKxzviUW

she na gold digger,any man that will marry her will die Young.he will

donstan18:
:
Sex is the root of all evil

it was very sweet when Eve ate it,sex 4 grade no start today, only those who know go know.

BuhariAdvocate:
I hope you ipob will learn from this picture.

WE will keep on trying until we get there,no retreat no surender.

IssaGist:
A man has been greatly criticized across various social media platforms for the caption he used while sharing a photo of himself and his woman.

Michael Boyd captioned the photo:

Web users felt the caption was disrespectful and they called him out. Some even pointed that he's actually the one who isn't good looking among the two of them.

Gist from Gistmore : http://gistmore.com/man-receives-under-fire-for-the-caption-he-used-while-sharing-his-womans-photo

my caption 4 this picture is The Beauty and The Beast.

Homeboiy:
Are see nyash wey men go miss o

nobody miss anything, wasted nyash.

ureportsAbuja:
CRISIS AS GOV IKPEAZU’S MAN-FRIDAY QUITS ABRUPTLY
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The list of cabinet members and commissioners presented to the Abia State House of Assembly by the Abia State Governor, Dr. Okezie Ikpeazu recently for screening may have scaled through uneventfully. The entire 20 names on the list were screened and supposedly cleared by the legislators.

But one of the closest commissioners to the Abia State Governor – the former Commissioner of Works. Eziuche Ubani failed to turn up for the screening – and instead presented a letter of rejection to the Governor.
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Source: https://247ureports.com/2019/09/crisis-as-gov-ikpeazus-man-friday-quits-abruptly/

maybe he doesn't want to associate with failure.

AFONJAPIG:
something unbelievable happened before my very eyes last night, I dey in front of my house with one of my Neighbour last night having a night gist , that should be around 10:38pm , we noticed a strange movement , we decided to check what's the noise all about, behold a young guy in his mid 30s was making love to a mad woman, we were astonished but we maintained our cool to see it to the end, as we were watching them this guy was busy knacking the mad woman and she was moving her waist in response that the thing dey sweet her as well, a watchman that work in our street saw us standing there for long , he flashed his torchlight to us and asked who are there , we Respond Oga stone Relax we live here, by then he came closer and saw what we were busy watching, he's an Advance man in mid 60s , he wanted to shout but my neighbour told him to relax that the guy should finish first then we will give him charges, that he will settle us, by then the guy have already felt our presence and start dressing up, we walked closer to them, the watchman started vibrating, Oga See, what you did is not good , this is raping case, we will raise alarm bla bla bla bla, the supposed mad woman fired back to us in defense , don't you people fvck, don't you enjoy it , tell me you don't have $ex etc, she defended their actions oooo ,by then the man asked us what do you guys want, we didn't respond, he pressed a button in a key he was holding , Lexus 350 SUV that parked beside beep light and the back Boot opened, he went to the boot and brought 2 bundles of 1000k mint totalled about 200k he shoves the money in my hand and said guys Oya next time nah, he entered his car and drove off with high speed... The watchman refused to take part in the sharing of the money, my neighbor too dey fear he said make I keep the money by tomorrow morning we go decide what to do, I walked up to him this morning he said I should keep it his mind rejected the money, am planing to throw the money away Please advise me ...


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give it to me

dailynaijamode:
https://dailynaijamode.com/angel-okorie-and-regina-daniel-hangout/

which one is Daniel and which one is Angel?

Getbizzzy:
BITTER POLITICS: HOW THE ARARAUME'S SACKED THEIR STAFF FOR ATTENDING GOV. IHEDIOHA'S VICTORY PARTY IN ABUJA.

Ambrose Nwaogwugwu

For Anyanwu Chidiebere, Monday the 23rd of September was just like every other working Monday but he was unaware of what fate had in store for him when he was invited to his M. D's office who happens to be the the biological son of Sen. Ifeanyi Araraume.

Anyanwu Chidiebere is a supervisor at EXCLUSIVE STORE LTD in Abuja owned by Senator Ifeanyi Araraume.

He was never queried or anything but was ordered to vacate the company's house before One our time same day that was given to him and where he stays.

Puzzled Chidiebere begged for forgiveness although he was not told of any particular reason or offence he committed to have warranted his being sent packing from his company's house and obviously lost of job until he recalled the event that happened penultimate night ago.

Anyanwu Chidiebere is from Ahiazu Mbaise LGA of Imo State. On Saturday he had received a call from his Mbaise brothers to come over to Jabi High court in Abuja where the Imo state governorship election petition tribunal were sitting.

On his arrival to the place, told Nwaogwugwu, people were jubliating for the victory of his state governor, His Excellency Rt. Hon. Emeka Ihedioha, it was from there they proceeded to the maitama residence of the governor for merriment, where he had the previlege of meeting with the SSG of Imo Hon. Uche Onyeagocha, the governor's SA political Hon. Jones Onyeriri and the Senator representing Owerri zone Sen. Francis Ezenwa Onyewuchi where he took pictures with them (as can be seen on this update) after the partying, Chidiebere wrote about the victory & posted on his whatsapp status only to be viewed by their M. D. that same night.

The junior Araraume (their M. D) did reply his WhatsApp story telling him "Weldon keep celebrating" only for him to resume work the following Monday morning and was asked to report himself to the M. D's office and when he got there, he was told that he had until 5 pm to vacate the company house that was given to him.

When Chidiebere climbed down from the office of the M. D, the wife of the former Senator Mrs. Araraume were seen down stairs shouting on him.

Obviously terrified and confused Chidiebere not knowing what his fate had for him has to comply with the Araraume's orders so he left the office for the company house where he stays and started packing his belongings (as can also be seen on the pictures attached to this update) to no nowhere.

Chidiebere narrated his sorry odeals in the hands of the Araraume's to the Chief Security Officer in charge of the house who also informed him that their Madam Mrs. Araraume has instructed that he pack out from the house imediately contrary to the 5pm that Araraume Jr had earlier instructed, Chidiebere pleaded with the security man to give him from the morning till 5 pm the son had initially ordered because he doesn't have anywhere to park to in Abuja and he felt pity for him.

In less than 15 minutes later said Chidiebere, he was called to come to the admin office and when he got there, Mrs. Araraume gave him a letter to sign on it, Chidiebere collected the letter and after reading it he discovered they wrote on the letter that he should sign that he doesn't need the job again and then Chidiebere told her that he can not sign on it because it was not his intention, she now said if that's the case he won't receive any payment for the one he had worked but Chidiebere maintained his stance and then left her office and proceeded to the house to continue parking his loads, but in less than 10 minutes later, the M.D came to his house and inquired why he refused signing the letter and he told him that he can't sign the said letter it was then that Araraume Jr threatened to call FSARS for him, out of fear,Chidiebere did not say a word again he now said if that's the case he has only one hour to pack out from the house or else he will deal with him. That was how he manage to huridly pack out from the house and right now Anyanwu Chidiebere has been thrown out of his job for attending the victory party of his state governor and now stranded in Abuja in Abuja.

Anyanwu Chidiebere is appealing to kindhearted Nigerians, Human Rights activists and other well meaning Nigerians to help him get justice.

Araraumes not Araraume's.