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UncleGist:
Air Peace Crew To Dubai Wearing Another ‘Isi Agu’ Suit And Red Cap.

BY GISTMORE - http://gistmore.com/air-peace-crew-to-dubai-wearing-another-isi-agu-suit-and-red-cap

see as them snap one side of they faces,abi them the hide their faces way no fine? those days if u see Nigerian airways crews, fine fine girls

hisexcellency34:
Man seen selling catapults on a busy Lagos road.. do people still use catapults?

me self me one

onedayatime:
School: Ijebu Ode Grammer School, Ijebu Ode(IOGS)
Great men includes:
Adeola Odutola. Incase you don't know him(He was one of the richest people of his time. Adeaola Odutola business started in Ijebu of Ogun State. His business ideas became the first lessons to be learnt by future generations of businesspersons in Nigeria! He launched the business in 1930s. The main ideas of his business were stores which he opened in various points of Nigeria)

Abraham Adesanya

Geaorge Ashiru: President of the World Taekwondo Federation in 2013

Harold Demurem: He is an aeronautic engineer. His main contribution to the country is the development of aviation and aeronautic engineering. He is also a former Director General of the Nigerian Civil Aviation.

Inumidun Akande: She was a Chief Judge of Lagos State.

Mobolaji Bank Anthony: His main achievement was the development of the Lagos Stock Exchange.

Olu Oyesanya: His main contribution is connected with the Nigerian Press Council where he played a principal role for the development of journalism in Nigeria

Omololu Meroyi: It`s a prominent politician who took the office of Senator of Ondo State at the very beginning of Nigerian Fourth Republic. He played a major role in the political unity of Nigerians.

Vector

Wizkid

Senator Olorunibe Mamora: He was appointed Speaker of Lagos State House of Assembly during Bola Ahmed Tinubu's tenure

And I. A web developer and mobile developer. My main contribution is in showcasing Nigeria to the world. Site built include sycamorebuilderinc(a real estate and management website), adansglobal(an ecommerce[jus launch]), cybertradetechnology and a host of others. He can work with Ruby(Ruby on Rails), Python(Django), Java(Desktop app), JavaScript(includes jQuery, vanilla JS and ReactJs with ReactNative), PHP. While He is just average in others, He he an expert in PHP(having written his own framework in PHP).

Let the list keep rolling

Jésus Christ

ezenwajosh:
It can't be killed anymore no matter how hard they try

I LOVE YOU OH BIAFRA


BURATAI WILL FAINT UPON SIGHTING THIS ONE

Biafra the future of younger generations

A millions words in one picture

this is a wise woman,the child is protected,if you no know, you no go know.

mrphysics:
Let me rest for now.

It was made for you, hope you enjoyed it?

More pictures coming soon.


I will gist you about my new Chinese friends and France friend

alore il neige ancore à Paris ?

semiquaver:
Good morning,
Something has been bothering me and I really need matured minds to advice me.
There's this lady I've been with for long, is over 7 years. I love her beyond words and we've been very close all those years.
She has her own flaws because no one is perfect.
I'm planning to tie the knot with her but there is an aspect of her that is giving me sleepless night. She doesn't like sex.
Before we have sex it will take ages and I must be the one to initiate that after several pleadings.
If she ever consent, she will just tell me to go in and release.
If I stay more than 3 minutes she will be shouting of pain.
Nothing I have never done. Infact before I will ever have sex with her I always give her thorough head for over 15 minutes. When I mean thorough head I mean deep sucking. Even at the point of sucking her she won't even feel anything like women does when they are being sucked. She won't moan or feel like she's enjoying it. That makes me feel that my effort is in vain. After deep sucking she will be wet down but immediately I go in she will still be complaining of pain despite being wet.
This has made me feel so terrible.
At a point I was forced to cheat with two different ladies who made me felt what is real sex. The first lady i met was so romantic and we had the kind of sex I craved. She loved me as well but I didn't love her, just wanted the sex.
I also met another who also gave me what I want in bed. I stopped having something with them because I love my fiancee.

I'm not a sex freak, no I'm not. But at least I want my fiancee to be responsive. I love her so much but she doesn't want to change. She's presently seeing that as her weakness and she's maintaining that if I want to marry her I should get use to her sex life. How can I get use to such life? How can? I go to bed so hard and wake up so hard whereas a woman is around me. Sex means punishment to her.
What will I do? I don't want to disappoint her after such years. I love her but how do I cope?
I'm thinking of taking her to a hospital but what will I tell the doctor?

Sex is the only issue I have with her and to me is a big issue. I see a lot of women due to the nature of my work and even being sex starved always I still respect myself.
I need a matured advice. Thanks

you mean bobrisky?

sp749513:
Good moring nairalanders.

I want justice pls.

I was jailed 4 years ago when i was arrested,tried and sentenced for fraud.

I was not a criminally minded person but do to the economic hardship and how to provide for my wife and daughter I went into fraud.

My wife was supporting our union with her trade which the income was very low and to feed was war.

To cut the long story short when i was in prison she do visit occasionally but during 3 years spent already she stop visiting.

When i was freed last 2 months and to know what ups I went to where we live and learnt from a neighbour that my wife has parked out from our 2 rooms apartment and is now living with a man.

I got the address,went their and lo and behold she was heavily pregnant for the man.

I felt like fainting that moment and to make matter worse she said it to my face that she can't live with an ex convict.

My 5 years old daughter wants me back but my wife and her family are fighting against that.


I still love my wife despite her betrayal but the pregnancy and her refusal to give me back my daughter is giving me problem.

I want justice against the wife snatcher and i want back my wife and daughter.



Please what is the best ways to go about it so as not to go against the law.

Mods,I want justice.

u like yourself? please make money find a better woman.

nairaobserver2:
Media personality and Actress, Toke Makinwa has been trending on social media after she uploaded no bras and panties pictures which seems to have become a norm for her.

Watch Video Below
Source https://www.nairafame.com/2019/11/toke-makinwa-causes-stir-as-she-steps.html


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfEALq3pmU8

you don old, leave toys for babies.

nwakibie3:
Contrary to general reports making the rounds that Nigerian roads are terrible and not motorable, the Minister of Works and Housing, Babatunde Fashola has said that Nigerian roads are not as bad as people think.

The Details: Fashola made this statement after the Federal Executive Council meeting where the sum of N58.4 billion was endorsed for the construction of Bida-Sachi-Nupeko road and the Nupeko-Patigi Bridge across River Niger, linking Nupeko and Patigi in Niger and Kwara States.

According to the Minister, “The roads are not as bad as they are often portrayed. I know that this is going to be your headline, but the roads are not that bad.”

He highlighted the paucity of funds and topography as major setbacks that stalled the process of road construction. He said poor topography levels in the South-South which can be likened to water tables were the reason road construction was so difficult in the region.

Opposing Voices: Fashola’s statement did sit well with Ibrahim Usman, Chairman, Infrastructure Development Committee, Manufacturers Association of Nigeria responded that Nigerian roads were deathtraps.

“I think the minister is being economical with the truth. The roads are terrible. Take for instance the Biu to Gombe road that took one-and-a-half hours in the past to ply, now it takes four hours to get from Biu to Gombe. The luck we have is that Boko Haram has not stuck on that road.

“Another terrible road is the Damaturu-Biu road. That also takes four hours when in the past it took less than two hours. That was where military trucks and equipment were seized and taken into the bush by bandits some weeks back. At least if the roads are good, cars can move with speed but when the roads are terrible, movement is difficult and it is easy for robbers to attack.”

Usman even added that he now abandoned his vehicles at home since they were no longer fit for Nigerian roads.

Timothy Olawale, the Director-General, Nigeria Employers’ Consultative Association (NECA) presumed that the Minister was obviously not aware of the roads he was talking about. He singled out the Ibadan-Oyo-Ogbomoso road as one of the numerous examples that demonstrated the deplorable road condition in Nigeria. He also added the road between Asaba and Enugu as another worthy example.

“The huge craters along the Oyo-Ogbomoso road can swallow vehicles. These are roads that were manageable before but they have gone completely bad. People spend hours on that expressway because of tankers that fall into the craters.

“The sad thing is that the government is not doing any kind of palliative work on the roads,” Olawale said.

“To say that the road between Asaba and Enugu is bad is an understatement. I think the minister is not in touch with reality. He needs to speak with his road maintenance engineers and get information about the true situation of Nigerian roads,” he added.

https://nairametrics.com/2019/11/07/nigerian-roads/

make him condition be like Nigeria roads

Baronnaire:
Only One Law Enforcement Agency Can Do This...(pics)

There's no gain saying that the Federal Road Safety Corps (FRSC) is an elite government law enforcement agency that has since inception (Feb. 1988) distinguished itself among all other law enforcement agencies in Nigeria.

Besides ensuring a safer motoring environment via several measures including but not limited to Public Education, Clearing of Obstructions on our roads and Traffic Law Enforcement, the FRSC has lived up to and even beyond expectations in terms of prompt response to Road Traffic Crash emergencies.

In the course of carrying out these rescue operations, tremendous amount of valuables are mostly recovered from the crash scenes. These valuables ranges from electronic devices of all shapes and sizes, expensive jewelleries of all metal types, personal effects, cash (local and foreign currencies) and even vehicles which are meticulously safe guarded until the rightful owner or family member comes forward for identification and collection of course after proper documentation (written and pictorial).

Recently the elite corps was at it again, and this time a victim of RTC who was of dual citizenship (Nigerian and Norwegian) and had in his possession multiple currencies ($100USD BILLS, 500 NORWEGIAN KRONES, UAE DIRHAMS, and GHANIAN CEDDIS etc. was given a taste of the FRSC SOP as usual.

All properties belonging to the RTC victim (electronics, Nigerian and Norwegian passports) including the multinational currencies were safeguarded and duly handed over without missing a dime. Infact the bag was never opened till family representatives arrived for collection.

The question now is which Law Enforcement Agency in Nigeria can boast of this level of integrity and professionalism?

If you say there is, state your facts and give pictorial evidence...

God bless the FRSC
God bless the Good people of Nigeria
God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria

police ! police !! Nigerian police,them no want answer? maybe them dey road, make them come back.

Mrcomedimatic:
This is a major throwback photo of Legendary Singer, Fela Kuti with Burna Boy's Mother.

Below is a photo of Baba 70, Fella with one of his dancer, Bose Ogulu on stage.

Bose Ogulu is the mother of Nigerian rapper Burna Boy.

Source: https://ngg.ng/2019/11/07/throwback-photo-of-fella-sleeping-on-burna-boys-mother-on-stage/

I beg who get popcorn?

kestolove95:
And her breast still stand, Double wahala

u like breasts?

e no pass Brazil

supercase1:
we already know the disadvantage of cultism now let's look at the advantages of cultism.
Wetin you gain when you join fraternity?

your name will be in the book of death,u will be a body guard to the devil himself in hell.

supercase1:
we already know the disadvantage of cultism now let's look at the advantages of cultism.
Wetin you gain when you join fraternity?

your name will be in the book of death,u will be a body guard to the devil himself in hell.

bokunrawo:
Guys help

Thursday

Tajbol4splend:
With those sagged boobs, even if I get cucumber size Kini, I can't use it on sagged boobs, stupid sagged stuff, spits.

say another thin bros,those books are ok.watch it in 3D and see 4 yourself.

theunnamed:
Hello NLers

So long story short, this "pastor" has been owing me 27k since July, partly due to the fact that I am busy always and didn't have time to follow up on him physically.

Anytime I call him now he will be telling me one story or the other. I want to rough handle him but the fact that he is a pastor is holding me back. Personally, I have lost all respect for his person.

I'm planning on going to break bottles in his church every Sunday till he pays

Please I need your advice.

take it as seed, before the year ends,u will get i
t in 10 folds,call him and tell him to 4get it.but remember me o!(if I get am I 4 pay you and tap those blessings)Bros e no easy o!

Ironman15:
I'm fed up with life. I don't have any reason to live, am a doom child. Suicide is the only remedy for me.

Death is better than shame.

Goodbye Nigerians

if your are still there, remember that there are some people born blind yet they are happy.wat of you?u are a seed that God have planted and the devil doesn't want you to germinate so that we can eat.u r just in the rotten stage,soon u will blasoom.

LolaO:
My relationship of 5 years ended in the most heartbreaking way.

He got transferred to Asaba from Lagos and months later just stopped talking to me, no communication, no closure, nothing, just like that.
It’s been 5 months now.

This is someone I had planned my whole life around.

Distance does not make the heart go fonder.

I am so hurt, it hurts.

he is yours,pray for God 4 yours.

angelEmade:
My only mission here is to become a nairaland celebrity and marry lalasticlala
We will invite you to the wedding... only if you can guess what kind of meat would be cooked!

i will supply it come that day.even the ones with eggs.no matter the lengths

panafrican:
Here is what happens when men land.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewYMW5EFWMk

am not seeing jack.the event did not happened at real time.

HaryoBamex:
1) She can literally never be arrested.
* she is completely safe from prosecution. Royals are spared from freedom of information,
They aren't required to share any information.

2) She can drive without a license.
* she doesn't legally need a license number. The Queen first learned to drive during WW2, she drove a first aid truck.

3) She doesn't need a passport to travel
* all UK passports are issued in the Queen's name. So, it's pointless for her to have one. But other royal family members need passports. This includes prince Philip and prince charles.

4) She gets to celebrate two birthdays.
* her official birthday is on 21ST April. However, Another celebration is held on second saturday of June. The tradition was started by king George II. It's held in June to provide good parade weather.

5) She has her own private ATM
* it's in the basement of Buckingham palace.

6) She doesn't have to pay tax
* However, she voluntarily from 1992.

7) She owns a lot of animals
* many already know about the Queen's corgi dogs, she also owns the swans in River Thames. She even owns animals in British waters. This includes dolphins, whales and sturgeons.

She has her own poet
* her current poet is Coral Ann Duffy. The poet work's typically holds national significance.

9) She is head of a religion
* the Queen is head of the church of England.
She can't convert to any other religion or church. If she does, that title may be revoked.

10) She is the Queen of Australia
she's reinged since February 6, 1952. She is represented by the Governor-General. She's also the monarch of several other countries. Some include Canada, The Bahamas and Barbados.

CLEARLY, THERE ARE SOME BENEFITS OF BEING QUEEN.

tankio, please wat r the benefits of being a queen's husband?

Epithelial:
Stop fornicating

please go and take ur stone back,if you never did,to those who are yet to throw their stones if u never fornicated before or commited any other sins be my guest.

Mshad662:
Believe

a person can die at anytime.

Pettyprincess:
It's obvious you the side nigga
She obviously dating you both or even has more than two bf!!!
So do not put your full hope on her because you might be dissapointed!!!

a girl don talk, even if na lie,I go believe am.

Oooops:
Hello Guys,

Kindly assist. I have an 18months old child (1year 6months) but he is yet to talk.

He only makes sounds and gesticulates. He also hum when baby sings are being played or atleast tries to blab along but that’s all.

He has not said any real thing like daddy or mummy or anything at all.

I have met children who are not up to 1yr or even 1yr and some months already talking. This is getting me worried. Should I be worried

Parents pls I need your opinion on what I should do.

Mods kindly assist for broader suggestions. Beginning to get desperate.

cool down,he will talk.my daughter started talking too early.but now we have to beg her to keep quiet.

Oooops:
Hello Guys,

Kindly assist. I have an 18months old child (1year 6months) but he is yet to talk.

He only makes sounds and gesticulates. He also hum when baby sings are being played or atleast tries to blab along but that’s all.

He has not said any real thing like daddy or mummy or anything at all.

I have met children who are not up to 1yr or even 1yr and some months already talking. This is getting me worried. Should I be worried

Parents pls I need your opinion on what I should do.

Mods kindly assist for broader suggestions. Beginning to get desperate.

cool down,he will talk.

bilulu:
Lolz.... Tot u ve started d process already. Nothing like invitation again. All u do is write ur English test n submit ur applications to govt of Canada if ur English test is good. They will send u advice to apply if u meet all d criteria n u re good to go..... good luck

what of French?je parle bien le français.

bilulu:
When do you intend coming?

when I get an invitation.