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AgricultureRe: Aligator Or What? by Dnockeror333(op): 4:45am On Jul 01, 2019
lomprico:
Feed it with insects or u can start giving it meat if u wish.

It's a crocodile
You are not....!

A crocodilehuh?

My head spins!

You do not mean it, did you?
AgricultureAligator Or What? by Dnockeror333(op): 9:12pm On Jun 30, 2019
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Is this photo the baby of an aligator?

How can I keep it from dieing, what does it eat? Or should I allow it to return to the wild?

AgricultureRe: Turkey For Sales by Dnockeror333(m): 5:14am On Jun 08, 2019
How much do we buy one or two of immstute turkey?
PetsYou Need A Tortoise? by Dnockeror333(op): 4:53pm On Jun 01, 2019
Do you need a Tortoise?

It's dimension is 25cm long and 15cm wide.

Let's discuss, how can one sell a Tortoise caught on land?

And, how are they
cared for more than housing in the wet ground and provision of water?

(It's on the picture.)

PhonesRe: ☪️mg ☀️ Ask Me Anything About Phones Repair? by Dnockeror333(m): 4:17am On Mar 01, 2019
Anytime I used my phone, it always heat my chest...

And the top of this phone is always hot, why please?

What should I do?
RomanceRe: Mention Ordinary Things You've Never Done. by Dnockeror333(m): 3:49pm On Feb 28, 2019
I have never seen a clothless female nor would I ever pray to!

I have never gone to the East!

I have never been into the swoon of 'Romeo nor Juliette'!

I have never drank smoke not club nor would I want to till my grave I see!

I have never never never.... (Countless)
EducationRe: Nigerian Lady With Big Backside Teaching Students, Gets Mixed Reactions by Dnockeror333(m): 3:38pm On Feb 28, 2019
Are we not also naked who saw her?

Have we no back side who saw hers?

What do we bring into this world?

What a big shame that women look at naked women without qualm smiling, but when it came to men sitting near with face away, they are driven far!!! huh huh huh(Abeg make I talk bo!)


What indeed is clothing... shocked shocked shocked Clothing means flesh, for flesh!

Let the woman raise lowered joysticks jare! kiss kiss kiss
EducationRe: Nigerian Lady With Big Backside Teaching Students, Gets Mixed Reactions by Dnockeror333(m): 3:34pm On Feb 28, 2019
Are we not also naked who saw her?

Have we no back side who saw hers?

What indeed is clothing... ��� Clothing means flesh!

Let the woman raise lowered joysticks jare!
RomanceRe: Reasons You Should Consider Sleeping Naked. by Dnockeror333(m): 10:13am On Feb 27, 2019
ShinqRambq:
OP u failed to state d spiritual disadvantage

1.Witches or Wizards flying past may rape you.

2.Armed robber attackhuh

3.Village people might use it as a medium to steal your destiny becuase your cloths cover your destiny.

CULLED FROM ONE MOFO IN RELIGION SECTION IN NL. sad
Go tell Adam and Eve and those like them! � Like talk say Chineke create cloth for man to wear. Even if you put on twenty cloth you go still dey visible to wiliwili!
FashionRe: Free Fashion Design Course. by Dnockeror333(m): 5:04am On Feb 14, 2019
WisdonCouture01:
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* ESSENTIAL SEWING TOOLS
* SEWING MACHINE: TYPES, PART AND MAINTENANCE.
* MEASUREMENT TAKING.
* PENCIL SKIRT.
* BLOUSE.
* A-LINE GOWN.
* MAKING A ROSE WITH FABRIC.

COURSE DURATION: 7 WEEKS
CLASS BEGINS: 22TH OF JANUARY 2018.

Don't forget to follow us on Instagran, Facebook, and Twitter @wisdomcouture.
Following on facebook. (Wisdom coutures)
Thanks ma.
FashionRe: Free Fashion Design Course. by Dnockeror333(m): 4:53am On Feb 14, 2019
Truflexunits:
Following wish to learn suit designing
Please, have she answered you since?
FashionRe: Free Fashion Design Course. by Dnockeror333(m): 4:52am On Feb 14, 2019
Truflexunits:
Following wish to learn suit designing
That was my question too.
Welcome onboard.
FashionRe: Free Fashion Design Course. by Dnockeror333(m): 4:50am On Feb 14, 2019
WisdonCouture01:
The class will start on 6th of January. Let us get our book and pen ready.

Any topic that you want me to cover for the basic class you can also suggest.
Can you cut and sew suit ma?

And, where is the classroom, is it on Wattsapp or Facebook?
FashionRe: Free Fashion Design Course. by Dnockeror333(m): 4:41am On Feb 14, 2019
Please, I have been searching for an APP to learn how to cut and sew SUIT but all my findings had no good result. Does, plesse, can one of you help with an APP?
RomanceRe: If A Girl Walks Up To A Man And Expresses Her Feelings; Is She Cheap Or Brave? by Dnockeror333(m): 6:58pm On Feb 11, 2019
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ubunja:
I don't even remember talking about joystickshuh
RomanceRe: If A Girl Walks Up To A Man And Expresses Her Feelings; Is She Cheap Or Brave? by Dnockeror333(m): 11:14pm On Feb 10, 2019
ubunja:
I can't even understandhuh
You call someone a joystick postrator? Don't you? Then I say your head is full of causeword (Yoruba- olori ibu)!

Simple.

Have a nice rest this night with God's blesdings!
RomanceA Deaf Virgin At 33+! by Dnockeror333(op): 1:48pm On Feb 10, 2019
....as sent to me by my male best friend whom I knew in and out....

Questions are welcomed.

"If I begin writing my odysseys, tear-up's by situation and journeyings away from those I have wished to keep and love e.t.c, we'll sit here all day keeping tabs!

"I fell deafened by gunshots and whips from age 13-14 while in JSS1, Ribadu Cantonment Kaduna.

"Drugs! Drugless! Not even Panadol for 14+years now!! Many time, death comes knocking but God saw me through them as I slay the enemies overpowering them and going on further on my lifes journey.

"But must I be single through out as dreams died away?

"Must I beg relentlessly for an heart of my heart?

"How long?"
RomanceRe: If A Girl Walks Up To A Man And Expresses Her Feelings; Is She Cheap Or Brave? by Dnockeror333(m): 1:24pm On Feb 10, 2019
MariaLavina:
Lol, that's one stunt I'm not brave enough to pull grin
To even approach a girl would make me a jelly livered fish! I will flush like a fool at her backings!
'Emi mo kin shey ode', but in this case, I will bow and cause back in my breath!
RomanceRe: If A Girl Walks Up To A Man And Expresses Her Feelings; Is She Cheap Or Brave? by Dnockeror333(m): 1:21pm On Feb 10, 2019
She is so brave and this are those am waiting for to check me up and drive my loneliness away!
Am a lady in such game, be the man!"
RomanceRe: If A Girl Walks Up To A Man And Expresses Her Feelings; Is She Cheap Or Brave? by Dnockeror333(m): 1:19pm On Feb 10, 2019
ubunja:
listen to this vagina worshiper
And you fa?
A penis postrater ko?
Olori ibu, someone have more!
RomanceRe: We Are Getting Old,why Don't You Men Want To Marry Us-female Soldiers Cry Out by Dnockeror333(m): 1:07pm On Feb 10, 2019
Put me up with a Deep Godly lady army from Edo, precisely Akoko-Edo!
RomanceRe: We Are Getting Old,why Don't You Men Want To Marry Us-female Soldiers Cry Out by Dnockeror333(m):
Bidobado1:
If you guys want to make more adverts, go ahead. But we will not be fooled. Any woman in the military, Nigerian military to be precise, is food for the fat bellied bosses.
We hear that you lot are faithful, loyal, beautiful, etc.. But guess what, we don't give a toss, the bosses have touched y'all and we don't want leftovers, and if we complain, God help us in the army barracks.
I doff my hart for you���.

Weldone'..., 'we don't take leftovers! '

Though if am approached by a young military lady tomorrow, I will box in, for reason of fearlessness, hope and Faith in God alone! �

I go chop the food wey dem give me sha! Or who no go chop wen hunger dey belle!??

If you know know talk say Naked-fire (sex) is the food of the soul go and ask an old man!
Christianity EtcRe: Should I Have Sex On Valentine's Day? by Dnockeror333(m): 9:53am On Feb 10, 2019
We4all:
Okay, I'll get married before Valentine's day just so I can have the right type of sex, and after Valentine is over, I'll divorce my spouse.

Indulging in pre-marital sex isn't a sin. What could be classified as sinful is the motive. For instance, if as an unmarried woman, I decide to indulge in sex simply for procreation and not for pleasure, would you consider it a sin?

On the other hand, if as a married woman, I keep enjoying sex just for pleasure and not for procreation, would you applaud me and encourage me to carry on?

Going by biblical revelations, God frowns at sex for pleasure whether married or not(remember what he did to Onnan, after he spilled his semen). So, it is absolutely bias to conclude that only married couple should indulge in sex especially if the motive isn't to procreate.
Shot up my brother!
Whatafuckup!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Should I Have Sex On Valentine's Day? by Dnockeror333(m): 9:51am On Feb 10, 2019
So you must enter Bible before knowing what is wrong and right about sex?
Ode ni oje ko?

Have sex, because it's good, but after this remember�, you will face the afterlife!
RomanceRe: Is Tomorrow's Monday And Tuesday Public Holiday? by Dnockeror333(m): 9:21pm On Sep 30, 2018
You wan go work for that sweet river way you get on monday and tuesday na?

No tell me talk say you know understand. Na lazy lazy dey do this pickins way just like to party and rub bottom.

No tell me talk say o no get me, zip up man, and do not allow your trouser to dangle tomorrow!

Who the independence of slaves kukuma help!

I wan go sleep jarray...Zzz embarassedYou wan go work for that sweet river way you get on monday and tuesday na?

No tell me talk say you know understand. Na lazy lazy dey do this pickins way just like to party and rub bottom.

No tell me talk say o no get me, zip up man, and do not allow your trouser to dangle tomorrow!

Who the independence of slaves kukuma help!

I wan go sleep jarray...Zzz
RomanceRe: Igbo Marriage.. Am I In A Failing Marriage by Dnockeror333(m): 9:14pm On Sep 30, 2018
Ladybird1986:
Thank you.
I agree with you. He needs to save his own money by working extra hours and yes I should of not had more children with him.
I just thought that he would concentrate on his children and his wife before thinking of helping siblings in Nigeria. I never imagined we would come last.
He will try and make me feel bad by saying they don't have much in Nigeria and its harder for them. We should sacrifice for them. I just want life and to go out with money in my pocket whilst enjoying my children on their outings but he'll say I'm selfish.
HE IS A GOLD DIGGER! A cheat and a sow...! Without tribal surport nor race combing, let me tell you the truth with love, I WONT ALLOW YOU TO DIE WITHOUT HELP because I read about yours and cried!

Nice sunrise.
RomanceRe: Igbo Marriage.. Am I In A Failing Marriage by Dnockeror333(m): 9:11pm On Sep 30, 2018
mezarddinny:
carry your cross sis


you have made the biggest mistake of your life by marrying an ipobian terrorist, why didn't you read about them in the first place?
Wo ori e (Yoruba)!

Kai, shagana ka yi na (Hausa)?

Can you ever be tribally right for once?

Any story about Igbo is Ipob madness! Why do you hate them?
RomanceRe: Igbo Marriage.. Am I In A Failing Marriage by Dnockeror333(m): 9:07pm On Sep 30, 2018
[quote author=Ladybird1986 post=71657256]I need help.. I have been married to an igbo man for over 6 years we have three children. I love my husband but i have struggled with him since day one, i helped him gain citizenshiip, i went to Nigeria to marry him so he could come to the UK, the wedding was ... My family didn't approve for me to marry an illegal. Then when we came to the UK, he became a student put us in debt with his fees then didn't do anything with his career then i had baby number one. Then he started helping his family back home whilst we had our own debt which increased our debt. I give his parents money monthly but he always trys to send for siblings as he says its his duty to he...


With all this said, sister, yo've wasted our money on a gold digger!

Coming out of colours, and speaking to you out of love, he will do nothing good to you.

Now this is what you have to do if you fear God:- THE DID IS DONE! Pray for him until he change! Adultery is out of the word! I never advice yoy for it!
Christianity EtcRe: Who Decreed That Christians Must Have White Weddings? by Dnockeror333(m): 8:38am On Sep 21, 2018
Ignorance...!!!

They are senseless and thinkless who wants to add and do add costs to things thst need be costless and free!
What a world!

Our poor parents got married without this funfare. Seeing them, we even wonder, "how did this poor couples got married"?

The thinkless ones among our generation thinks because they have money and can borrow, the world is under their feets.


Ah..., must we steal or loan before marriage?


"Married brothers and sisters, get me a virgin girl, let me end this decade-long sexless-fast"!
Christianity EtcRe: Who Decreed That Christians Must Have White Weddings? by Dnockeror333(m): 8:37am On Sep 21, 2018
They are senseless and thinkless who wants to add and do add costs to things thst need be costless and free!
What a world!

Our poor parents got married without this funfare. Seeing them, we even wonder, "how did this poor couples got married"?

The thinkless ones among our generation thinks because they have money and can borrow, the world is under their feets.


Ah..., must we steal or loan before marriage?


"Married brothers and sisters, get me a virgin girl, let me end this decade-long sexless-fast"!
Christianity EtcRe: Planned Marriage To A Jehovah Witness by Dnockeror333(op): 11:10am On Sep 16, 2018
achorladey:
You that admit on another thread that you dont want to be addressed as Christian because of the way christianity has been bastardize, all of a sudden say people cannot know those who are TRUE CHRISTIANS here on this thread.

Double standard! TALKING OUT OF BOTH SIDE OF YOUR MOUTH.
NOT DOUBLE STANDARD! If you understand him, you will give gratitude to the `King' for knowing the path of life!

We are servants! Until servants are lifted and rewarded, they never knew the plans of their Master.

Then, how can you beat your chest and say "I Am a King! I serve the Great One!"

Fatwa fatwa...!cheesy

Baby!, at the judgement what as though you were found to be proud and brought so lowhuh

AM A SERVANT! And so is my brother TATIMES!

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