Romance › Re: She Said She Dont Like Kissing:o by DOAweb(m): 3:55pm On Jul 01, 2010 |
CuteAngel: @Poster she is reserving the kiss and her unclothedness for that special man in her life, i guess she don't love you, she just dont wanna go deep wit you. am talking from experience @CuteAngel - me thinks you are 100% right  |
Romance › Re: She Said She Dont Like Kissing:o by DOAweb(m): 3:32pm On Jul 01, 2010 |
190: easy, Just hold a cup of ice cream rite in front of your mouth immediately she's diving for the ice-cream with her lips remove the ice-cream and she would land on your lips, next tin grab her and dont let go, even if your life depends on it, grab her and kiss her till eternity please note next time she might not fall for this trick so you can use suya next tyme hahaha - one time offer, lol 
Too right about the smellie poosie though  |
Romance › Re: She Said She Dont Like Kissing:o by DOAweb(m): 3:19pm On Jul 01, 2010 |
@poster, what other things does she allows ?? |
Romance › Re: Help! I Met A Vegitable Man by DOAweb(m): 2:45pm On Jul 01, 2010 |
Shame situation I say, a pity to the guy as well as to you @poster but if you can't deal with his small willy you need to end this whole 'what do I do and move on sharply, life is too short'.
|
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Just Broke My Heart by DOAweb(m): 8:58pm On Jun 15, 2010 |
rman: Why do I get this feeling that too many people are lonely Naija, hence we hold on to unhealthy relationships.
@ POST Why do you want her back? And when will men start being men and stop coming to the net to tell stories like ladies. Enough guys! Right on target!! 
@poster - - can't believe you are a man writing this - you've got no balls at all. Love is not been stupid you know, common get a grip and dump the girl straight. Trust me, your mama would tell you to get a grip - YOU ARE A MAN!! |
Romance › Re: Dating a younger guy. by DOAweb(m): 2:07pm On Jun 15, 2010 |
Faher: @OP, you've got to tell him, how he'll react is only known to him. Don't keep such a big secret from him. Well said! [quote author=tpia. link=topic=454371.msg6121866#msg6121866 date=1275262658]if he's nigerian he probably will. but tell him anyway. God will bring your own man.[/quote] . . . if he's nigerian - Rubbish assertion! Mayflowa: If u dont want to lose him, dont tell because most Nigerians aint cool with this. Make sure u marry him first. In fact, never u tell him @Mayflowa - What the hell are you talking about? If I understand you correctly, you are saying she should build her whole life on a lie??  |
Romance › Re: Is It A Crime To Date A Girl That Is Comfortable. by DOAweb(m): 1:51pm On Jun 15, 2010 |
harakiri: The bolded part above indicates you've already sold yourself cheap.When i was a Christian, i remember a place in the book of proverbs where it's stated that :
"In a home where the wife is the bread winner, there will always be scorn and contempt for the husband". . .
That's for church folks but you do get the message don't you? At some point in my life, i was forced to lean on a woman for assistance and i know what it cost me. The financial assistance i got was nothing compared to the shame,disgrace and total lack of regard she had for me.If her "respect level" was 95% before, it reduced to 4.3%.NEVER TAKE MONEY OR ANY FORM OF ASSISTANCE FROM A WOMAN NO MATTER WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCE! ! ! Forget the sweet words of love,sharing together and all that crap.You will definitely suffer for it sooner or later.
I don talk finish! Fact! Fact! Fact!
err . . . when you were a Christian? Pastor collect your money or what? |
Romance › Re: Help Am Still A Virgin At 28 by DOAweb(m): 11:47am On Jun 15, 2010 |
Creamish: your profile says r 25, your topic 28. . . . your gender says male n your pix says female . . . with all d confusion, your present predicament is well understood.  |
Romance › Re: In Love With My Best Friend? by DOAweb(m): 11:45am On Jun 15, 2010 |
odiaero: everybody is always in luv with their best friend in Nland, Kai, story-story, storyyyyyyyyy  True talk!!  |
Romance › Re: Would You Spend 75% Of Your Life Savings On Your Girlfriend? by DOAweb(m): 2:01pm On Jun 11, 2010 |
75% of your life savings!! Think it's worth consulting the deliverance outfits!  |
Romance › Re: He Called Off Their Wedding! by DOAweb(m): 3:33pm On Jun 03, 2010 |
Ujujoan: oh well, u r right! You know I can never give up an opportunity to demonstarte how useless me are . .  Takes one to know one you know  |
Romance › Re: He Called Off Their Wedding! by DOAweb(m): 3:31pm On Jun 03, 2010 |
ITgurlie: Men will always be men, some of them are scared of commitment , why carry the lady along when you could as well have told her in the beginning, Anyway girl just hold on I believe God has something better for you, better a broken courtship than a broken marriage. May the good Lord see you through and cause you to smile again, it's well  Men will always be men - PLEASE STOP that rubbish thinking  |
Romance › Re: He Called Off Their Wedding! by DOAweb(m): 3:27pm On Jun 03, 2010 |
Ujujoan: Now why would I be advising myself  You are the official in-house adviser/consultant on the moral of this story!!  |
Family › Re: My Wedding Date Is Fixed, But I Have Just N100,000. by DOAweb(m): 3:16pm On Jun 03, 2010 |
So nobody can say anything about the wife to be contributing financially to this wedding!!  |
Romance › Re: He Called Off Their Wedding! by DOAweb(m): 3:13pm On Jun 03, 2010 |
IT's official - Ujujoan is the major stakeholder on this particular topic - girl you are all over this post like a . . .  |
Family › Re: My Wedding Date Is Fixed, But I Have Just N100,000. by DOAweb(m): 1:47pm On Jun 03, 2010 |
Can someone tell me where the to-be wife contribution comes into play?? Shey she no go contribute to the wedding at all?? |
Romance › Re: He Called Off Their Wedding! by DOAweb(m): 11:37am On Jun 03, 2010 |
|
Romance › Re: Ladies How Do You Play? by DOAweb(m): 3:37pm On May 27, 2010 |
madlady: ^^Slap!!  dodge the slap consultant madlady !!  |
Romance › Re: Ladies How Do You Play? by DOAweb(m): 3:25pm On May 27, 2010 |
madlady: ^^^ Hmmm  190: ure a great consultant,wish i cud easily add u up on FB I could use some help Being a consultant comes with in-depth experience and knowledge - don't you agree madlady?  |
Romance › Re: Ladies How Do You Play? by DOAweb(m): 2:58pm On May 27, 2010 |
madlady: Do you think I jest , the "runs" I've observed would put the SAS to shame. Yep , if not, you are a pro I pray not to meet in my short life!! 
This is also for you madlady!
|
Romance › Re: What Would U Advice? by DOAweb(m): 2:53pm On May 27, 2010 |
O shame shame shame - silly boys that make us men look bad.
. . . Another question, are all men cheats? - NO
. . . are men just going to cheat on women no matter what? - NO
. . . are there men out there that will love u no matter what n be faithful?, - YES
. . . I just feel maybe I need to meet someone who will take this pain away. - can't say I would take the pain away but could chat you up to make you feel cool (condition attached: you need to be living within the postcodes)
. . . I do not know how thatll happen as i barely socalise. I do not know where to start. - well a walk down the Thames could be a start (condition attached: might have to start you off with a Mojito to calm your nerves??
 |
Romance › Re: Ladies How Do You Play? by DOAweb(m): 2:34pm On May 27, 2010 |
. . . watching guys . Who are you working for MI5, MI6, FBI, CIA??  |
Romance › Re: Ladies How Do You Play? by DOAweb(m): 2:05pm On May 27, 2010 |
Nice post - atleast we are beginning to demystify the notion that only men cheat, especially in the African context. |
Romance › Re: Diffrence Between Ashewo And Aristo Gals by DOAweb(m): 8:44am On May 25, 2010 |
|
Romance › Re: Yet Another Guy Dating White Chicks Thread: (with Pics!) by DOAweb(m): 12:49pm On May 24, 2010 |
harakiri: The things my fellow men do to get settled in life.Na wa ooo!
If things were good in Nigeria, what would make an average good looking black man look twice at that over sized sack of fufu? She looks like a genetically-improved-monster sized-maggot.
My goodness.I can't even imagine what she looks like behind closed doors with clothes on the floor.
***shudders in disgust*** . . . genetically-improved-monster sized-maggot - guy this is way too much abuse to heap on anyone, at the end of the day she's human and deserves respect.
|
Romance › Re: Guys! by DOAweb(m): 12:23pm On May 24, 2010 |
[quote author=na2day? link=topic=450158.msg6082149#msg6082149 date=1274643086]i have tried my best to just be a passive member of NL but comments like urs just keeps calling my hand. what is your complaint about? u girls are way more demanding than any guy i know. let me take your points one by one 1. yeah right! u girls drool over all kinds of models and want your guys to look like usher but yet u are no Halle Berry, give us a break! 2.If i remember correctly, u girls made fun of a guy on a thread who drives a taxi but saved enough to send his girl to college and once she got her degree she abandon him saying he is not in her class. yes, u girls blamed him saying he should have gone to school too; why talk from both sides of your mouth 3. i love this one, it is funny to me how nigerian girls are quick to point out the traditional roles of a man and tell him, are u not a man? when it comes to bills, providing protection etc but find it super hard to accept the traditional roles of a woman. don't cook, some other woman will cook for him. SMH! 4. now where is that virgin thread again? if i recall, almost all u girls claim u can never date or marry a virgin, so where do u think he got his skills from? his mother? u create a monster, u learn to live with it! 5. yeah, the famous 6-packs romance comes to mind here, u girls want a guy with 6 packs, muscles popping, must be 7ft tall etc but most of u look like u are pregnant, having fat floating left and right, hardly 5ft, wearing terrible looking heels, cat-walks like a drunk, low self-esteem, can't make grammatically correct statements even to save her own life, does not own a bicycle but wants a guy with a bentley etc dont get me started![/quote] Nice one bruv - you are so on the money!!
We all know most of these girls/women are bunch of hypocrites - it is their nature, they just can't help themselves. 
|
Romance › Re: Yet Another Guy Dating White Chicks Thread: (with Pics!) by DOAweb(m): 11:30am On May 24, 2010 |
Green Love! Passport Love! .What a world we live in!  |
Education › Re: Very Common English Language Errors by DOAweb(m): 3:01pm On May 21, 2010 |
English Grammar lesson on Nairaland -  |
Politics › Re: American Jailed For 24 Years by DOAweb(m): 10:05am On May 21, 2010 |
Devonian: . . . we treat Europeans, Americans and Australasians like monarchs in Nigeria, treating our own people like bullshit. Shame on the Judge. Totally agree with you, as Baba Fela preached Colonial mentality is still very much part of the culture - Shame on the Judge! |
Politics › Re: American Jailed For 24 Years by DOAweb(m): 11:54am On May 20, 2010 |
[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=448267.msg6064877#msg6064877 date=1274352033]abeg make una go siddon with this US threats.three americans have been detained by iran since last year,pakistan is trying five americans for terrorism and heaven did not fall.[/quote]Even Hell self no burn extra! |
Politics › Re: American Jailed For 24 Years by DOAweb(m): 11:18am On May 20, 2010 |
. . .U.S nukes Nigeria if she's not released immediately!!! - Such Idiocity  |
Politics › Re: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon's New Grammar: by DOAweb(m): 10:45am On May 20, 2010 |
I dare say a confused man trying to hide his high degree of Inferiority Complex! |