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RomanceRe: Must One Dance On The Wedding Day? by DOAweb(m): 3:26pm On Feb 02, 2010
Not rocket science, is it?
RomanceRe: Does She Think He's Bossy? by DOAweb(m): 2:57pm On Feb 02, 2010
saksonA:
anyway sexylemon
i can make your dreams come true
How will you make her dreams come true - dreamfixer u?  grin grin
RomanceRe: Why Is: by DOAweb(m): 2:50pm On Feb 02, 2010
afrobaby:
its not in all cases
True!!
RomanceRe: She's Pregnant! by DOAweb(m): 12:52pm On Feb 02, 2010
Move on Swiftly and Sharply my guy!!
RomanceRe: How Would You React If A Lesbian Or Gay Hits On You ? by DOAweb(m): 9:11pm On Jan 30, 2010

Simply smile and ignore the advances, go beyond that and you are looking at homophobic crime. Had 3 experiences so far. Weird thing though, sometimes these guys think they can turn you over, quite irritating I have to say!
  angry angry angry
PoliticsRe: Muslims Call On Allah To Stop Female Governorship In Kwara by DOAweb(m): 1:01am On Jan 30, 2010
What a load of bull!! angry angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's Your Addiction ? The Things You Can't Go A Day Without ? by DOAweb(m): 12:55am On Jan 30, 2010
cold:
Buncha liars!! No tobacco,no alchohol,s.ex or drugs?wonderful,Nigerians are all heaven bound
Yea, I was wondering about that as well. What a load of bull.

Well for yours truly, My lenovo, htc hero, Caribbean rum, Jacob's creek, JD & Coke and yea knowledge and wisdom.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Banned From Us Diversity Visa Lottery? by DOAweb(m): 8:11pm On Jan 27, 2010
[quote author=George_D link=topic=387361.msg5398544#msg5398544 date=1264618197]as if we care!  grin[/quote]Agree man, I don't give a monkeys!!  grin grin
PoliticsRe: Hillary Clinton Blames Nigeria Leaders For Extremism by DOAweb(m): 8:04pm On Jan 27, 2010
[quote author=e-monkey link=topic=388310.msg5397871#msg5397871 date=1264610401]You really need to live outside Nigeria for a while to appreciate how much Nigerians are disliked. We are perhaps the most distrusted people in any country. So what do you expect. If HC had a choice Nigeria should be nuked . Good riddance .[/quote]@e-monkey

Do agree with your . . .Nigerians are disliked but not the . . . Nigerian should be nuked. Abeg I still get families plenty for that dying nation. Yes I am reiteiraitng my conviction that Nigeria should break up, she is dying slowly but surelysad sad sad
EducationRe: 87 Students Bag First Class In UNILAG by DOAweb(m): 7:25pm On Jan 27, 2010
Whatever!! tongue tongue
FamilyRe: Is It Good For Parent To Use Abusive Words by DOAweb(m): 4:53pm On Jan 26, 2010
slap1:
One thing i've observed is that kids whose parents use abusive words grow up to do the same.
Not necessarily, but it is a contributory factor though as it eats deep into the fragment of emotions.   sad
PoliticsRe: Resign Now, Obj Tells Yar’adua; Protest In Lagos by DOAweb(m): 5:50pm On Jan 25, 2010
blinx4real:
All said and done,
I'll rather take a 30% OBJ than a 200% Yar'adua anyday anytime
Concur  undecided undecided undecided
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Embassies Steal Visa Fees, Says Auditor-general by DOAweb(m): 9:53pm On Jan 19, 2010
angry angry

No surprise here!
CultureRe: Cultural Myths From Around Nigeria by DOAweb(m): 9:37pm On Jan 19, 2010
grin grin grin

I remember my mama drumming some of these postings into my ears, especially during visits to her village at the outskirt of Lagos.

Quite frankly, I think it all a load of superstitious bollocks!
TravelRe: Where In The World Would You Like To Live? by DOAweb(m): 1:48pm On Jan 19, 2010
My own island called DOAweb. Still in the dreaming stage though.  grin grin
EducationRe: Business Management Vs Computing & Information System [poll] by DOAweb(m): 1:41pm On Jan 19, 2010
savaben:
ALL of the above. provided she is good at it!
Totally agree.

She could check out Business Information Technology!
Christianity EtcRe: Should Our First Fruit Go To The Pastor's Pocket? by DOAweb(m): 1:33pm On Jan 19, 2010
Fela don talk am - Pastor na enjoyment, hope it won't be with your salary.

Your pastor na complete thief  - the guy needs your forgiveness for such misleading interpretation of the bible. Se na wetin Lord Jesus Christ preach about be dat.

What a load of Bull!!
RomanceRe: Help My Boyfriend Is Contacting His Ex by DOAweb(m): 1:01pm On Jan 19, 2010
Ujujoan:
Hmmmn! Well, I admire your trust for this guy. I'm the last person on earth to advise you on this because right now, as far as I'm concerned, guys will lie to get what they want.

Make no mistake about it girl, you ARE his rebound girl. If he falls in love with you eventually and wants something more, then good for you! But if he loves you, he'll forget his ex! It's the law of nature . . .  it's called displacement!

I'm not saying you should leave him. That's obviously impossible seeing the way you feel about him. But I'd suggest you get yourself a 'safety net' . .  to help cushion the blow.
. . . safety what?  What do you mean? Are you are suggesting getting another guy round the corner? If yes, Sweetheart, dat is double wahala for deady body and show the height of insecurity. My flatmate ( lovely girl-subjective) can shed more light on dat,  she don become an emotional wreck - can't help her though.
Christianity EtcRe: Haiti's Earth Quake Occured Because Haiti Signed A Pack With The Devil by DOAweb(m): 5:21pm On Jan 16, 2010
torture:
Statistics have it that 80% of the Haitians are CATHOLICS while the rest are 20% (protestants, Muslims etc). And still 70% of them practise voodooism so making 60% of the so called Christians HYPOCRITES. Not too suprised they are hit by a quake.
grin grin
And what about Nigerians - [b]100% HYPOCRITES [/b]for sure!!
Christianity EtcRe: Haiti's Earth Quake Occured Because Haiti Signed A Pack With The Devil by DOAweb(m): 2:17pm On Jan 16, 2010
Pact with the Devil!!


Where on earth or heaven did he get this revelation from?
PoliticsRe: Yar’adua’s Aides Blow N10b On Foreign Trips by DOAweb(m): 2:04pm On Jan 16, 2010
bukyniyi:
keep praying 4 nigeria
How are you sure[b] GOD has not giving up[/b] on this state called Nigeria. Come to think of it, some of those guys would probably be paying tithes on this allowance!!

Nigeria is dying!!
PoliticsRe: Imo Students To Present Tax Certificates For Admission by DOAweb(m): 1:53pm On Jan 16, 2010
Why O Why !! angry angry

Do we allow this brainless muppets to rule us.? They have no clue about leadership and management!!

Nigeria is slowly dying away.
RomanceRe: Help My Boyfriend Is Contacting His Ex by DOAweb(m): 1:42pm On Jan 16, 2010
Here we go again  - Women with their insecurities.

Why did you check his phone in the first place? O yes, I was looking for a number - could have simply asked him?

What if he is in a[b] dilemma[/b], trying to put a closure to his ex? Reading his text is one thing, interpreting it with your level of insecurity is another!

Sorry girl, I don't subscribe to peoples checking other phones without been authorised , yes bf or husband - even at that!
PoliticsRe: Nigeria To Allow Armed U.s. Air Marshals On Flights by DOAweb(m): 11:10pm On Jan 14, 2010
SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! 2 the lack of stance by the so-called leaders.

This really means that the US now considers naija a failed state!
FamilyRe: Is Getting Married In Your Late Twenties, Early Thirties Too Late? by DOAweb(m): 3:31pm On Dec 30, 2009
grin grin

My younger bruva is 30 and getting married in the coming months. I have no probs with that, but the guy keeps begging me to marry as well. See me see wahala!!
CultureRe: Why Do Girls Form Fake Accent Anyways? by DOAweb(m): 12:55pm On Dec 30, 2009
grin grin grin

Everybody forms - some just do it better than the others. SIMPLES!!
PoliticsRe: (Updated) 38 Extremists Killed In Clashes In Northern Nigeria (Now 70 People ) by DOAweb(m): 11:27am On Dec 30, 2009
Druss:
Nigeria was and is not a mistake.
Sorry mate, Nigeria is a mistake!!
PoliticsRe: (Updated) 38 Extremists Killed In Clashes In Northern Nigeria (Now 70 People ) by DOAweb(m): 11:25am On Dec 30, 2009
Druss:
Nigeria was and is not a mistake.
deliver us:
1. If you are a christian and read the Bible, you will have a better understanding of the issue in the middle east. The Arab nations surrounding Israel forget one thing, they can't and will never defeat Israel as a nation no matter how small Israel is on the map. Israel is as deadly as America.

2. In case of Nigeria, the signs are showing that the country may end up divided. The people in the east are fighting for their right and survival and not killing their fellow brothers and sisters but what are the extremist groups in the north fighting for  sad NOTHING and not only dat derive joy in killing their own brothers and sisters just to drive their message home.

3. As a Nigerian and being from the south-south origin, I will vote for Nigeria to divide because enough is enough and tired of the madness emanating from the northern part of the country but as a christian I will ask all Nigerians to observe prayers at their own convenience because if what had happened so far in Nigeria since civil war happened in another country, I am sure that country would have gone on another civil war and maybe this time divided.

4. The northerners have ruled this country, the westerners have ruled this country, let the southerners rule the country and see what difference will be made.
Rmc1:
I think lord lugard must have been a drunkard, when he almalgamated northern and southern nigeria in 1914  angry  angry


SO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BY THE POWERS NOT BESTOWED UPON ME , I HEREBY DEALMALGAMATE NIGERIA INTO 2 NORTH, AND SOUTH LET EACH GO HER WAY AND LET THERE BE PEACE.
sad sad Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia  - Over the past years I have been labelled crazy for saying out loud that the Nigerian plague is it's very existence.

I feel vindicated from these postings vividly expressing that the greedy colonial bastards forced amalgamation on us, and the end result - a Continent full of blood shed and Nigeria been part of the ill-conceived ideas.

I have been clamouring for a debate on confederation or total secession but even starting the topic on nairaland did not provoke any discussion, well the moderators didn't think it's that important to be on the front page, but a load of bollocks topic can be presented.

Call me a pessimist, I don't see unity emerging from the nation of Nigeria as Religious differences to me is a secondary issue to cultural and tribal differences.

SIMPLES!!
PoliticsRe: Work Begins On $3bn Lagos Light Rail by DOAweb(m): 10:30am On Dec 30, 2009
wink wink Mr Fash is impressing me, I have to say - SIMPLES
PoliticsRe: Cecilia Ibru To Lose 28 Houses In Dubai by DOAweb(m): 4:51pm On Dec 23, 2009
[quote author=Aloy.Emeka link=topic=370499.msg5173621#msg5173621 date=1261583389]She is born again[Nigerian style tho].[/quote]True talk - Naija style style! grin grin

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