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Politics / Re: Nigeria @50 Mixes On Bbc1extra ! by DOAweb(m): 12:47pm On Oct 01, 2010
A bit of respect to Naija Live on BBC is better than the jagbajantis story  grin grin
Romance / Re: Pastors’ Advice On Chastity Earns Me Menopause As Spinster by DOAweb(m): 12:40pm On Oct 01, 2010
Politics / Nigeria @50 Mixes On Bbc1extra ! by DOAweb(m): 12:38pm On Oct 01, 2010
cool cool

I really feel proud listening to naija mixes live on BBC1xtra!!   cool cool
Romance / Re: Will U Marry A Lady That Is Richer Than You by DOAweb(m): 10:26am On Oct 01, 2010
grin grin

Yes I will, over and over again.

Simply put, it makes financial sense and with my level of education and personality she can't push a guy like me around!!

A lot better than those money sucking  angry , money hungry  angry  , averagely educated  undecided , narrow minded  sad , ugly with heavy make-ups (like masquerades)   embarassed  embarassed , stereotypical girls  cry cry !!


Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Worldover Dislike Short Men ? by DOAweb(m): 9:37am On Oct 01, 2010
elrony:

i won't say it again tall or short guys don't give protection, the fittest guy is one with a 9 millimeter, even if he's a kid angry

simply put, to some people you are short, to others you are tall lmao,

p.s[b]i didn't come to this world to live for girls,  grin kiss [/b]

Well good points there my guy but not all dem ladies can take the 9 millimeter if I understand you correctly  grin grin
Romance / Re: Will You Date A 20 Years Old? by DOAweb(m): 9:18am On Oct 01, 2010
Macgreat:

I see all 20yrs old as minors  cry 

grin  grin  grin

Totally agree . Just can't see myself with a girl less than 25yrs. JUST CAN'T!!!
Romance / Re: Why Some Girls Dont Wear Pant? by DOAweb(m): 8:59am On Oct 01, 2010

No biggie -  I don't do underwears. Can't stand male pants and am not a fan of boxers either. I go Commando all the time!  grin grin grin grin

Romance / Re: Pastors’ Advice On Chastity Earns Me Menopause As Spinster by DOAweb(m): 8:57am On Oct 01, 2010
Osama10:

This is the height of all stupidity.


grin grin Totally agree  grin grin

Though to be honest, her situation is not unique in Europe. Loads of single well-off ladies with no Man!!
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Worldover Dislike Short Men ? by DOAweb(m): 8:00pm On Sep 30, 2010
Nizoral:

ok e be like say u short abi udey try to knw y gals no dey gree for u abi

Girl, if na me you dey refer to, na wrong assertion be dat, @ my 5''7, you go look me twice, if you hear my voice, you go melt, and if I whisper to your ears - u will fall in love  grin grin - Sweetheart I look the part on every level you can think of.  smiley smiley
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Worldover Dislike Short Men ? by DOAweb(m): 4:12pm On Sep 30, 2010

Well, I think I need to say my piece here - yea yea call me short - 5''7. I have had girls saying am too short for them, but at the same time I have dated more 5''10  ladies than 5''2s .

Don't have money, so don't think because am rich.

Come to think of it - 5 marriage proposals from women in 2yrs, AM NOT DOING TO BADlY  grin grin grin

Cheers
Romance / Re: Men Are The Craziest Animal On Earth. by DOAweb(m): 11:29am On Sep 28, 2010

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

'Men Are The Craziest Animal On Earth' - True  grin

'Women are the biggest mugu on earth' - Very True  grin
Romance / Re: Pictures Of Your Bf Kissing Another Girl: by DOAweb(m): 4:02pm On Sep 10, 2010

@Richfella

This as nothing to do with saint but u simply don commit 'fallcy of hasty generalisation'!!!  angry angry
Romance / Re: Pictures Of Your Bf Kissing Another Girl: by DOAweb(m): 3:31pm On Sep 10, 2010
Richfella:

@Bizzybii

As much as I would have loved for things to be different, must of us guys are absolute scumbags. Myself included. I wouldn't want to judge your prince-charming too harshly, one would need to walk a mile in his moccasins, as the American Indians say, to qualify.

Although, I do not support his conduct. Maybe previous negative experiences have had their inevitable effects on him. Sometimes, I even find it hard to believe the kind of person I've become.

Additionally, you have to liken your quest for the 'ultimate guy' as a search for diamonds; you have to sift through a lot of rubble to find him. Maybe he's just part of the ruble or. . .he's your diamond but just needs a little polishing wink.

I know its totally hard, but it would serve all of us well to maybe incorporate a little elasticity into our always near perfect expectations. You sound sincere and honest, but life is far from fair (and I used sound, we do not know). You're still very young sha (a lil' baby actually grin), just strive to make the most of yourself and just keep searching.

On another note, you're far from being over this guy, or through with him for that matter. As a rule-of-thumb, women have a very strong affinity for guys who treat them badly. And people, guys included, do what's rewarded! (basic psychology).

Finally, although most of us are complete a_ssholes, don't let it get to you, don't change who you are. Besides the fact that you'll eventually get the kind of person you deserve, we the not-so-good ones will have people we would look up-to in the hopes that someday we would become better.

BTW, where are you in Umuahia?


Speak 4 yaself man!!  angry
Romance / Re: Do Very Pretty Girls Make Their Men Insecure? by DOAweb(m): 3:04pm On Sep 10, 2010
chillbabe:

Well am a beautifull women and all do am married men still toast me even when am with my husband but i allways put them in there place cause my husband is the most handsome guy on this earth. Imagen a halfcast married to a Nigerian living in Nigeria and we have our own bussiness i am well endowed cause i took after my black inheritance but i am very light in complecion no one can trash my handsome BLACK NIGERIAN HUSBAND no matter how rich or well connected u are. And i always tell him how hjandsome he is even when we were struggeling when we first came to Nigeria. So not all girls or women are the same.

@chillbabe

What do you mean by 'halfcast'?
Romance / Re: Do Very Pretty Girls Make Their Men Insecure? by DOAweb(m): 3:00pm On Sep 10, 2010
@Cork

What issues have u got with black women?

Is it black women in general or naija women specifically?

Have you been used and dumped?

Left hanging on the alter?

What exactly is it?  

Romance / Re: Pictures Of Your Bf Kissing Another Girl: by DOAweb(m): 1:38pm On Sep 10, 2010

@MOBO444

What as 'black' got to to with this? It can happen to anyone you know!
Romance / Re: Queen Eve, Google, Omolola 1, Inked_nerd, Sa Goddess, Mama_gee, Tpiah (h Questio by DOAweb(m): 3:12pm On Sep 08, 2010

grin grin
It's Official this Q & A session as started!!
Romance / How I'd Wish I Can Sing This To My Girlfriend - Ex by DOAweb(m): 1:37pm On Aug 25, 2010
I know I can't , she was a complete waste of my 2yrs  cry cry



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7D5fZw26io
Romance / Re: My Gay Boss Wanna Get Down With Me! by DOAweb(m): 7:34pm On Aug 13, 2010
Dawgpound:

Is he cute?
Do you need the job that bad?
Are u a bit curious?
Does he want to have as a boyfriend of one night stand / F buddy with NSA?
Does the thought of him or other men arouuse you?

You are an adult. U know what to do. If he is cute man just see for yourself what da gaything is like. You might end up loving it so much or maybe not.
larkson:

Surprisingly today,He didn't talk about the usual love thingy. When i check my mail,i saw his query,asking me to a explaining why i failed to report some documents to his desk.Guys is what we do everyday with a different process o.Although,i have replied his mail but i think it's time i quit the job.


[size=16pt]B l o o d y H e l l !![/size][/size][/size]   grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
NYSC / Re: d by DOAweb(m): 12:58pm On Aug 06, 2010
blankees:

Wonders shall neva end,

True talk!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Jenibayo And 190 by DOAweb(m): 11:17am On Aug 06, 2010
Mr Cork:

And again the chick never been on a aeroplane before,

I gat this one,   truss me!!   wink

Easy Cork - u might be doin ur chances more harm than gud, but hey you cud book her on a business class (first class wud dent ur bank balance or Not)  grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Jenibayo And 190 by DOAweb(m): 10:59am On Aug 06, 2010
Mr Cork:

Thx Bro,   OMOLOTA is just hurtin but she get over it soon,   U no how village girls get exicted when u take them shopping.

I will take her shoppin and truss me,   190 will be officially history!


Shopping  -  the secret to a woman's heart, U do need to check your credit/bank card balance first!

@Omolola, sweetie - the shopping trip should do u wonders!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Jenibayo And 190 by DOAweb(m): 10:42am On Aug 06, 2010
Mr Cork:

Bro its all good. The chick just playin hard to get,     Village chicks are always like that when they are exicted & in love.

We goin on a holiday & she never been on a plane b4 (she happy)


U might be right actually - but she's hurtin right now!

190+ Housemaid = No big deal,  Housemaid na girl now and if she fine, youself fit fall victim!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Jenibayo And 190 by DOAweb(m): 10:30am On Aug 06, 2010
Omolola1:

@cork, let this be the last time u would say CRAP! I AM NOT YOUR GIRL AND WOULD NEVER BE! BUZZ OFF

Cork - You have been told to CORK OFF!  grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Guy Can You Marry A Femal Army by DOAweb(m): 10:00am On Aug 06, 2010
I personally don't see Why Not, as long as she fits the bill!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Jenibayo And 190 by DOAweb(m): 9:57am On Aug 06, 2010
Mr Cork:

shocked  Mummy, wha did I do?     shocked

Desperado Cork??  grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Can Nairaland Really Help? by DOAweb(m): 9:54am On Aug 06, 2010
Racking my brain  embarassed embarassed

As my relationship is dying a natural death at this point in time, might need to deploy a strategic search on nairaland for a niger girl, degree educated (lighter on the skin - preference), lives within the postcodes (long distance relationship as cost me way too much quids and ran me into recession).

Come to think of it, I have wasted 2yrs trying to help a lowly educated reasonable beautiful and pleasant girl (with bags of inferiority complex) to an higher status, maybe I shud have dated the lawyer girl with the dosh or that not so beautiful Doctor girl with that 3 bedroom terrace on offer.

Crap crap crap - I shud have left the keys of my heart at the lake in IG1 and use my objective capability to weigh the merits and demerits of a status/social awareness/lifestyle clash in this outgoing relationship, guess I was too considerate trying to think of my Mum's comfort with her 'meant to be daughter in law', (Well, single mama did give me a gud life in rough terrain of Lagos).

Now am back on the look out and am thinking, can Nairaland help me out with a cutie on the same wave length ??  embarassed embarassed

Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Jenibayo And 190 by DOAweb(m): 9:27am On Aug 06, 2010
saintneo:

hmmmmmmm!

clears my throat. cheesy

I want to use this opportunity to copy 190. His strategy really worked, he has got his hands full nowadays.

E-GIRL FRIEND NEEDED PLEASE APPLY WITHIN

I'll come up with the Romance description shortly; however, if you have what it takes to be angelneo, kindly respond ASAP.

LOL !

190 - Smooth Operator?
Mr Cork - Desperado?
Me - Back on the lookout?
Romance / Re: If A Woman Hits A Man, What Should He Do? by DOAweb(m): 9:01am On Aug 06, 2010
Mr Cork:

Normally a man gets a hard on when a woman hits him.

But still,    I be happy tongue


Really!!  Not for me though, I wud probably slap the girl (Punch, Noooo) and give her a rom cuddle afterwards!!
Romance / Re: Want My Girl Back by DOAweb(m): 8:44am On Aug 06, 2010
Travelista:

Solaris, get on your knees and thank God; you've just avoided a future disaster. This girl is studying to be a lawyer and gets involved with a yahoo-yahoo boy aka thief? She can't be serious and is on the make; cut her loose. Wait a bit and you'll see how things turn out for the little golddigger (let's call a spade a spade); she'll enjoy the fast life for now but when it ends, she'll come crawling back. Steel your heart against such deplorable behavior.

I cannot BELIEVE she admitted to her boyfriend that she cheated! There are some really heartless people out there. How could you even think about taking back someone that gave it up to another man, AFTER you've already decided to marry in the future? As an adult, you will do what you feel is best but be wise and weigh the options well.

Well said girl - well said!!
Romance / Re: Guys, Whats Your Type/what Do You Look For In A Girl? by DOAweb(m): 3:02pm On Aug 05, 2010
Mr Cork:

Any thing in skirt is just very ok tongue

Dare not move to Scotland!! grin grin grin
Culture / Dreams Do Come True by DOAweb(m): 11:12am On Jul 15, 2010

Guys,

Remember the BBC 3part series on Lagos Ghetto!!

[color=#006600]Well, I hope this would pan out to be a light in d story, actually it becoming 'Dreams can come True'.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment+arts-10634496





*Moderators, I think this story merits the front page.
Cheers
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