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Women's Top 9 Lies: by chelseabmw(m): 10:03pm On Sep 10, 2010
THESE ARE THE WOMEN'S TOP 9 LIES,

1. I LOVE YOU
2. I'M A VIRGIN
3. I HATE SEX
4. U R D FIRST GUY WHO IS TOUCHING ME ,
5. OH IT'S 2 BIG NEVER SEEN DIS TYPE B4
6. I HATE SUCKING
7. OK ONLY ONCE
8. HE IS JUST MY FRIEND
9. YOU ARE THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER HAD.


Guys,am i lying? ? ?
Re: Women's Top 9 Lies: by InkedNerd(f): 10:07pm On Sep 10, 2010
Ummm, men use lines: 1,8, and 9 as well. Line 8 would have to be modified though. By the way there are lies that guys tell that are similar to the lies you wrote.
Re: Women's Top 9 Lies: by Marhoski(m): 10:11pm On Sep 10, 2010
poster no lie
Re: Women's Top 9 Lies: by Nobody: 10:12pm On Sep 10, 2010
I no holy pass there for go buy this CD women lie men lie grin
Re: Women's Top 9 Lies: by Nobody: 10:15pm On Sep 10, 2010
Girls have lots of problems, cos of this "AM NOT CHEAP" mentality. Instead of coming straight they pull lots stunts.
Re: Women's Top 9 Lies: by ds700(m): 10:17pm On Sep 10, 2010
if you leave me i will commit suicide.
Re: Women's Top 9 Lies: by MOBO444(f): 10:23pm On Sep 10, 2010
To the point.
Re: Women's Top 9 Lies: by dobodobo(m): 10:32pm On Sep 10, 2010
Women are the worst things on earth but they are sent from God to tempt Man
Re: Women's Top 9 Lies: by Marhoski(m): 10:41pm On Sep 10, 2010
shocked sad sad
Re: Women's Top 9 Lies: by 1102(m): 10:50pm On Sep 10, 2010
dobodobo:

Women are the worst things on earth but they are sent from God to tempt Man

Gbam!!
Re: Women's Top 9 Lies: by Kunbee: 10:52pm On Sep 10, 2010
190 must be here, mr st.upid
Re: Women's Top 9 Lies: by InkedNerd(f): 10:54pm On Sep 10, 2010
Kunbee:

190 must be here, mr st.upid

grin grin grin

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Re: Women's Top 9 Lies: by Marhoski(m): 10:54pm On Sep 10, 2010
Kunbee:

190 must be here, mr st.upid
death
Re: Women's Top 9 Lies: by dobodobo(m): 10:58pm On Sep 10, 2010
Inked_Nerd:


grin grin grin

I will still bleep you ,I trust myself but I am smart to handle that by myself


@190, Carry go, all your enemies must go to hell,I dey for your back 24/7, Im the great Afghanistan militant in Niger, we will run all the girls down and send them to square one, make Marhoski go commit suicide, I don't know the person wey send marhoski the maga
Re: Women's Top 9 Lies: by InkedNerd(f): 11:01pm On Sep 10, 2010
dobodobo:

I will still bleep you ,I trust myself but I am smart to handle that by myself

LMFAO, you would never had me. Trust me. The thought of you and I makes me laugh like crazy.
Re: Women's Top 9 Lies: by OgidiBoy(m): 11:04pm On Sep 10, 2010
Inked_Nerd:


LMFAO, you would never had me. Trust me. The thought of you and I makes me laugh like crazy.


shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Women's Top 9 Lies: by dobodobo(m): 11:06pm On Sep 10, 2010
Inked_Nerd:


LMFAO, you would never had me. Trust me. The thought of you and I makes me laugh like crazy.

all I need is your password code and strategy because all women have password to Bleep them, no women is superior, even our president wife will have password for Bleep.
Re: Women's Top 9 Lies: by Omolola1(f): 11:06pm On Sep 10, 2010
men's top lie is "you are my only" "i want u to be the mother of my kids" na lie~
Re: Women's Top 9 Lies: by Marhoski(m): 11:07pm On Sep 10, 2010
dobodobo:

all I need is your password code and strategy because all women have password to bleep them, no women is superior, even our president wife will have password for bleep.
loooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Re: Women's Top 9 Lies: by 1102(m): 11:08pm On Sep 10, 2010
[size=14pt]whoever laughed at what that agama lizard said seriously needs to have his/her head checked

No weapon fashioned against me shall prosper -- John 3:16

@dobo
F ashy That american babe, dem too dey full of emselves Jor~
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Re: Women's Top 9 Lies: by Marhoski(m): 11:09pm On Sep 10, 2010
dobodobo:

I will still bleep you ,I trust myself but I am smart to handle that by myself


@190, Carry go, all your enemies must go to hell,I dey for your back 24/7, [/b]Im the great Afghanistan militant in Niger, we will run all the girls down and send them to square one, [b]make Marhoski go commit suicide, I don't know the person wey send marhoski the maga
two of una join together no reach me handle angry
Re: Women's Top 9 Lies: by 1102(m): 11:10pm On Sep 10, 2010
Marhoski:

two of una join together no reach me handle angry
I cough in swahili~ angry angry
Re: Women's Top 9 Lies: by Omolola1(f): 11:12pm On Sep 10, 2010
i would continue to say it "marhoskiller belongs to the kindergaten"
Re: Women's Top 9 Lies: by Tingles(m): 11:12pm On Sep 10, 2010
@poster Did you include the word "NO" in your list?
Re: Women's Top 9 Lies: by InkedNerd(f): 11:12pm On Sep 10, 2010
dobodobo:

all I need is your password code and strategy because all women have password to bleep them, no women is superior, even our president wife will have password for bleep.

LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO, sorry but I'm allergic to douchebags like you. It would never happen. Nice try, now run along and go play with yourself. Oh and while your at it, pick up the shattered pieces of your pseudo manhood.

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Re: Women's Top 9 Lies: by 1102(m): 11:13pm On Sep 10, 2010
dobodobo:

all I need is your password code and strategy because all women have password to bleep them, no women is superior, even our president wife will have password for bleep.

her password is 7996 since her name is four letter words! wink


Omolola1:

i would continue to say it "marhoskiller belongs to the kindergaten"
Thumbs up dear thumbs up, I LOVE U~
Re: Women's Top 9 Lies: by dobodobo(m): 11:15pm On Sep 10, 2010
Inked_Nerd:


LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO, sorry but I'm allergic to douchebags like you. It would never happen. Nice try, now run along and go play with yourself. Oh and while your at it, pick up the shattered pieces of your pseudo manhood.

I don't even need escort or an accompany to Bleep you real good and I will put you in the list of who I want to Bleep, don't just mistakenly put your email on nairaland and I will figure a way to get to know the real you, search you password, and have real sex with you, you have really pissed me off, NO MORE MERCY,we will Bleep one day.I'm the champion
Re: Women's Top 9 Lies: by Omolola1(f): 11:16pm On Sep 10, 2010
hehehehe, am a sinner o! i dey church (vigil) and i dey browse NL~
Re: Women's Top 9 Lies: by Marhoski(m): 11:16pm On Sep 10, 2010
--190--:

I cough in swahili~ angry angry
if you like cough in senegalise  angry
Re: Women's Top 9 Lies: by Marhoski(m): 11:18pm On Sep 10, 2010
Omolola1:

i would continue to say it "marhoskiller belongs to the kindergaten"
baby i thought u only mention that name when am givin u round 2, y now in nl
Re: Women's Top 9 Lies: by Omolola1(f): 11:20pm On Sep 10, 2010
lmao, u nor well
Re: Women's Top 9 Lies: by dobodobo(m): 11:21pm On Sep 10, 2010
190, Let me list some of their password for you, I have bleeped a girl with promising her 50,000 naira but I said I can't give her if nothing occur between us and she let me bleeped her while she get no penny, I have bleeped a woman with fake Gold chain I bought from abokis lying it a chain worth 36,000 naira and the girl fall mugu because she want make I give am the chain, bleeped with illegal bigboy , bleeped with friend's car, bleeped by taking them to Mr. Biggs but if I want to Bleep Linked_herd, I will search her password  through conversation and once she could listen to me, the rest na story but she will never know who I am until I Bleep her finish then I will tell her I am the real dobodobo

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