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Can you marry a lady will aborted for you 4 times? that was the question my friend asked me

Director don Bleep toto,

Give him intimacy without condom on his birthday, ensure he pour all his sperm inside

if you good, You go suffer,Them go collect your money, them go dey bring all palava come your side but if you bad, you go enjoy, them go give you intimacy, when problem arise, them no go come your side, Na good person go dey suffer for this world.


I thank God, now I am a bad boy, if you no Bleep,you no collect money,if you Bleep finished,I no remember you again, Na another girl I dey search for as prey

Even my Dad look better than him at 60,

O ti yan yan yan,O ti yan yan yan,so fun mi pe O ti yan yan yan,, O ti yan yan yan,O ti yan yan yahuzee huzee he don hammer.

[quote author=Diva 2.0 link=topic=468716.msg6278858#msg6278858 date=1277443168]There's no need to be that rude. Just rate it and shut up. You ugly guys always overdo it.[/quote]I think you forgot your brain in your pant.

Acidosis:
Shut up! Parents also need to play their role

are parents messi or christiana ronaldo to be looking for role to play, let them give coach *kid* the chance to decide role for them

You joke rate is 0.3 not even close to 1 , the worst embarrassing frustrating nonsense joke I have ever seen in my life,if you could make such joke in front of me face to face, I will hit you with stick

EEL:
Smiles,  60,000? Jokes apart, you will get one but be ready to get an open source of income to meet the immediate needs of that Car.

People talk say the one I recommended to you pass 60,000 naira.

@Poster, if you can not afford a car then that means you are not destiny to buy a car, keep praying to God to help you change your destiny but you can at least start  with bicycle .Even your wife will even appreciate it

Don't end up becoming, I am married to Jesus, satan leave me alone, you can remember that song, you should learn to respect your man and not argue on channel, You must have been doing something to make him feel like you don't deserve a permanent sit, Men are very wise, the truth is,any mistake you made today,man can use it against you in 5 yrs later even without telling you but when women do things, they thought their men are fool even if the men pretend to ignored you.check yourself

Na wah for you, chineke meh, Ibo dowries or what do they called this payment they pay for their bride as shifted an attention of ibo guys now seeking for Hausa girl for marriage, I hear say Ibo dey collect big money for their daughter,when you knows that you will only need like 100 flogs of Cain for your yansh to marry Hausa girl and not money, Just go north straight for searching but remember say Hausa and Ibo get issue at hand and they owe each other

You better forgive her because friendship everyday in a relationship is like you people deceiving yourself, a day like this must surely occur and only if you can forgive that you will stand the test to withstand the relationship,if you cannot forgive this then something worst happen later with someone else you will meet, it leads to another break up. if you don't fight and sort it then you aren't worth lovers,

You self, you bi thief, Na the money wey the girl dey give you dey worrie you, abeg continue with the marriage make your life destroy for future, Your own case na wa.Yoruba says igi gogoro magun mi loju, a ti okere la ti n wo, a sharp stick coming from above shouldn't enter my eye cause I ll be watching it from above, never complain now please.married her then do later

Cool guy, chey na person wey find man after 30 yrs of searching and she finally find one at the age of 45 go dey think of wrong person or person wey him or her boyfriend or girlfriend pretend wella before marriage go know. if you sabbi wetin dem call love.You know go dey split for here.

I will keep searching woman for roads like person wey no get work? by the time I apply all your rules to 100 women, it will be difficult to even see one who does not have her own bad side too,it even happen in men.at the end of the day Na the person go remain single forever

Nigeria is like a blind man leading the blind, people supporting the landlord are enemies of Nigerians and architect of their country failure, that's why super chickens never succeed in world cup because the country has been caused by Nigerians and now the useless government are wanting to spend 10 billion on PARTY and saying they have no money for electricity.


Who defined government as nonsense control to the people by the people for the people not knowing that government are set of group of thugs who collaborate as a means to steal from the people using power of money and fame they have through rigging of fake election as a means of deceiving the already known nation

falady:
At times the house is not even good and they still want to collect 2years rent with lots of commission.We need government to build more houses so that people will have alternative to this rubish.

This is a means of landlord stopping people from achieving aims and plans.the olden days people clamed they only paid rent for a month and move in,how come stupid new days where people who suppose invest money for future purpose will be putting in 2 yrs rent, before they gather another together,two years will be complete and landlord will be demanding for straight one year payment again. in the olden, you can get a shop,get a house and set yourself up and start making a living without pressure from lack of unemployement

example. if you paid a rent of 3000,paid shop of 5000, set the shop up with 80,000 .that how ir was done in the olden,then you will be free from pressure from Nigeria embezzlement corruption lifelines  stupid and nonsense government who forget they will one day die and be burred with just 4 by 6 feet grounds

Any asthma medical center around Lagos. I have friend who has one too

freshp:
e easyyyyy!!!!

Una no know say Nigeria na awuf land. infact china car will come out soon and they go begin sell car 50,000 naira brand new one

Check if you can get this type but remember the shipping cost

It is worst and worsen most in LAGOS STATE but I think government should try to put this under control.it is stupidity of Nigeria government not to take proper measures of reducing pressures on their citizen since even the money we work hard with belong to the government because when torn the government will not say you tear the money you work for,it is government money, the LAND belong to govt too because no body brings land from HEAVEN. the govt can make a law that no agent or landlord should collect more than 3 months,people will only complain for few days but we accept the law

Super crook
• Convict serving jail term inside Kirikiri dupes banker N12m
By MATTHEW DIKE
Thurday, June 24, 2010
• Ogbu
Photo: Sun News Publishing
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A prisoner, who was prosecuted by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, (EFCC) and sentenced to 15 years inprisonment in 2008 over advance fee fraud related offences (aka ‘419’), has defrauded a banker of N12million from his cell at the Kirikiri Maximum Prison, Lagos.

The prisoner, Ikechuwku Ogbu (alias Prince Eze), investigations reveal, created a 419 syndicate from inside the inner recesses of the prison, with which he had been duping unsuspecting members of the public. His forte is what is known in advance fee fraud as love scam. He advertised himself as an eligible bachelor who desperately needs a wife.

Those who responded to adverts, ended up adding to the long list of his victims. However, the riddle which EFCC operatives are trying to resolve is how a prisoner managed to place an advertorial in the love links page of the Vanguard Newspapers of March 7, 2009. In the advertorial, Ogbu wrote: “I am Prince Eze, 46, from Anambra State, live in Lagos. Genotype AA, Blood Group 0 needs a working class business lady between 39-45 to settle down with on 07057928637 or 07085350598. Several women that were desperately looking for husband called these numbers.

One of them is a lady, who works with the National Assembly in Abuja. After making contacts with her proposed spouse, she flew to Lagos, to ensure that others didn’t beat her to her prospective husband.
She received the shock of her life when she landed at the domestic wing of the Murtala Muhammed Airport, Ikeja and no one was there to pick her.

This prompted her to call Ogbu, who now told her that he was actually detained in Kirikiri Prison by the EFCC over money laundering matters, whereas he is serving a jail term. He told the woman to come over to the prison to meet him. She did. On getting to the prison yard, she was accorded VIP treatment by the warders and this gave her the impression that Ogbu was an influential personality who was detained over a minor issue.

When Ogbu finally met her, he told the lady that theirs was love at first sight. He painted the picture of a blissful marital experience for the couple once he gets out of prison. The woman couldn’t believe her luck for getting a husband, a rich one at that, so cheap. While the woman was thanking God, Ogbu moved to the next stage of his plan to pull off a massive scam. He told her that he was a drug baron and that someone was sending $25 million to him from the United States, but that he was afraid of lodging the money in his own account for fear that it could be seized by EFCC.

The woman fell for the bait, and suddenly made it her business to look for an account for the fraudster. Instead of returning to her station in Abuja, she flew to Port-Harcourt to meet her brother-in-law, a manager with one of the new generation banks and told him about the business. The banker immediately flew to Lagos and met Ogbu. And the story changed. He said the person bringing the money from the US said he would not release it until he came out of prison.

The challenge now was for the banker to arrange his release which, supposedly entails bribing key officials of the prison service and the EFCC as well as the judge. He gave the bankers number to fake EFCC officials who were members of the syndicate.

They started calling the banker, demanding for all sorts of money (in millions). And he paid. At the end of the day, he lost over N12million to the fraudsters, yet Ogbu was not released neither was any payment in dollars received.
At this juncture, he realized that he had been fleeced and reported to the EFCC. The commission’s investigations revealed that Ogbu lives like a king in Kirikiri Prison. Although he was not supposed to have access to telephone, five cell phones were recovered from the unrepentant prisoner when EFCC stormed the prison last Thursday, June17. It was also discovered that he had been receiving huge sums of money in the presence of warders.

http://sunnewsonline.com/webpages/news/national/2010/june/24/national-24-06-2010-003.htm

I will never Bleep any lady again, everyone will begins fucking themselves

but una dey Bleep, wetin remain again? you continue fucking pussy dey go

will the teeth cut of penis, what would happened if your girlfriend mistakenly forgot it and you penetrate too my mistake and even some girls will uses it to punish guy and love peddlers will start using this most,