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maxevans:
it depends on who is asking? Barack Obama or Ebuka?

Savage answer

harmonyxxc:
Please subscribe to my YouTube channel and
also click on the notification icon.

Come Mr Man, is it not your YouTube channel you came here to promote under the cloak of heart broken lover? If you are actually serious are you going to come here and ask for us to click on the notification icon? Or you think some of us here are slowpokes? Better shelve that format there. You want to confuse us into promoted your YouTube channel with a cōck and bull story.........................

Well as it dey hot na so you go dey get notification alert as another guy is bleeping her after all na your first love be that. Nonsense and covic birus one nine

Sometimes, I don't know if I should pack a steel and drop stupid people or pistol whip their butt till their brains malfunctions. So if your girl friend goes moist from the sound of your voice, what do I do with this irrelevant information? Can I use it to make purchases in the market or what? Can it drop the rising cost of things in the market? Such useless posts is the reason I want Seun to add e-slap button to discipline miscreants and scallywags on the importance of conducting themselves decently.

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Forget the girl and correct your grammatical mistakes.

michlins:
Oga blogger, change your career and destiny. You can't make it this way. After this pandemic,go and start learning how to wash clothes for people. It's better for you

No bro, he should change his career and destiny. He should go and learn how to do Yahoo Yahoo. Blogging nor good for am

These guys above me are simply heartless. See Op, you are fantabulous. Infact you are doing well. Just credit her account with #400000 and she will lead you to her bedroom.


But seriously, the first thing you are supposed to learn as a man is the ability to discern vibes about people that are actually into you and those that would to rent space in your head and do business there. In other words, certain ladies just want to eat your cake and still have it.


So my guy, your mumu don do. Give that girl race, na mugu she see you as wey dey do IT on her matter to become maga

Let understand you properly. When you were jobless she helped. As in how.

She has a guy out station, she obtains from albeit to support you.

She has a sad deposition that you have tried to rectify but have been unsuccessful.

The communication between the both of you have broken down.

And finally, you want to take a decision.



My brother, just because she was there for you doesn't automatically make her the right one for you. There are certain quirks in human nature that makes people act in an unpredictable way. Maybe she was in this state of mind. Besides I question your sanity and soundness of mind that you can allow your adjudged lady friend rob Peter to pay you and it sits comfortably with you. There is something very wrong with this set up. It's actually a love triangle you have found yourself. There is no way this is going to end in your favor.



My advice for you: go and buy sense. Then take a walk. Leaving toxic people and toxic relationships are the best tonic for peace of mind. Letting go of toxic people in your life is a big step in loving yourself.

Chronicwanker:
Good day everyone


I remember one time my phone was on 1% and I was in the middle of the wanking process and my phone shut down, I had to put on clothes and go charge it at a bet shop till at least 4% so I can put the phone on, go back and and finish the wanking

It's as if I masturbate for a living. I had a gambling addiction and I overcame it, but this one is just something else even with prayers, and I've tried all manners of self restraint I can think of. When my phone is dead, sometimes I just picture profane things and get down to the business at hand

This got me laughting

The girl whose photo is used is an Instagram celebrity. I have forgotten her Instagram handle

What is going on here?

The part that caught me atTENion was when she fainted. Why did she feint temporary amnesia?

That's the so called virgin raping my nigga

This shit reminds me of my sickle cell friend who camped with a nympho. Jeez, the shit was stupendous. We will be there gisting. The guy and the lady would look at themselves and be lost in an embrace. Mad o. Sex is about to be served. Na so we go give them space like say them send us. Well we give them space and peep from window.




To cut a long story short. Na ambulance them take remove my guy comot for this girl hand. Guy lost, red blood cell, white blood cell, vitamins and even virtue.


Guy almost died on active service. Guy spent 2months recovering in intensive care. And someone said sex can't kill you

I had this weirdest encounter with this crazy girl. Before I can slide into her DM, she began a heavy prayer session. Johnny bravo lost his shine. For like 20minutes she turned to prayer warrior. I even got confused. This is the first time. After she don bind and lose demons and evil spirits.


She smiled and whispered, come f_ck me. Am like who does that. Johnny has grown smaller. Well Johnny has a mind of his own, After some expert touches, johnny rose to the occasion and was ready to bury himself alive in the wet puna.



As the action got under way, she was like slap me, slap me harder. I was like you mean f_uck harder, she slapped me, I needed no second urging I released a couple of singles on her beautiful face. Next shocker............spit on my mouth, I was still wondering, she started spitting on me, I was like where I come catch this big booty craze from? I had to return the favor. Mehn, it was the dirtiest and kinkiest sex ever. See as she dey squirt all over. Next she comot dick mask, ride me raw. God I explode.


Next morning, she was smiling sheepishly. I queried her about the raw action and she had me take her to the lab to run all sorts of test on her. She came clean though. Me, I can't run from such free and fair sex.