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SlyDev:E mean say you fit rent this cain house gove your parents make dem for dey enjoy say you be good pikin na |
sassiemyk:House wey you no fit rent give your mama and papa make dem stay. I stand to be corrected on this tho because who knows if at all Nigerians sha like mediocrity and anything for the news or to trend. For England wey e dey, i sure say he no fit buy something like this for the megan and juliet for uk Poverty dey this country, see as the widowers sef pose for photo ontop house wey breeze fit blow now the roof go open |
ecolime:Me sef know but why buy a dirty house in a slum and tag it house for the widows. Ahn nigeria and stupid praises I just dey imagine as the latrine go be |
obembet:. Abi o, na one stupid dilapidated building thats prob housing more widows. From the write up sef, he forgot about the building |
generalwo:Your Papa, your mama may probably be part of the widowers so i understand but you’ve failed as whatever you are to your mum |
[quote author=Authoreety post=108251038]because oyinbo say (……) sorry, oyinbo said something but i can’t remember! |
She that dirt thing behind him na house wey him buy? |
Teni and dat her mould looking body like over saturated White amala no go see this one nau |
Zeel007:Thank you Agba Awo |
Holla911:Wagbayi Agba Awo |
Sweet That’s what I’m talking about! Jaylynn: |
Jaylynn:Yes people i know in realife that would read any sweet piece on this site |
LifestyleTonite:They pick the guy in the middle and still be asslicking the fat one |
uthlaw:Thank you |
Back to back updates tomorow morning or through the night. I’d be pretty active then and will make up for the slow updates tonight and tomorrow hence forth |
Jaylynn:Ah okay and I’m following but just know i have an array of guest readers. More updates more shares |
Jaylynn:No I’m not married, but i have a Baby Moma that i want to marry if she no do werey.
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How person go wake up dey write better Yorubahood script for opinions on this site beats me |
Jaylynn:Oya do fast I’m waiting on the next update because oyinbo say (…..) never mind, oyinbo said something but i no remember. |
DSC7:Abraham Adesanya Ajah. If you reach gate call me ![]() |
Jaylynn:Look at it this way, it doesn’t matter if you tell your story to multitudes, one satisfied reader is worth more than millions of look and look and pass but eventually through consistency, your one satisfied reader would grow and there you have yourself a base of readers. Consistency is the key ajeh. |
DSC7:Thanks, their mum made a cake and my pikin like power rangers like soda. But check well, its a power rangers themed cake courtesy of my woman.
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Chai, madam Fbi This piece is interesting but short. But no be famzing I’m enjoying it especially the fucki fucki part ![]() |
Shebi I’m always reading your content and always try to motivate you, and you’d be there acting like a snub. Like say you know see comments and mentions. |
Parked and paid the gate fare and headed inside. All four of us, we got a sunshed rented and sat. Una know as woman dey do when dem commot go chill with person, these girls excused themselves and went ahead and started taking pictures. I asked Niggaboi what the four one one was and he just asked me to calm okay na. The girls came back and settled with us. We bought drinks and rolled up loud and all of us smoked up. Before one or two, some beach boys joined us but it was a fun day. Coming to the beach, i wanted to test the authenticity of the soap if it worked or not. Ofcourse i knew it would work but i wanted to be sure. These hoes were just a side traction and nothing serious. We hanged out at the beach till around 6pm. It was pretty relaxing and there were days like that even. Left the beach to the club, this hoes still gummed us to the club. A look at Niggaboi, so unreadable but i knew he was up to something. All the while, i had completely forgotten that the soap only helped me not to bark only during the day so I completely lost track of time. 11am we left the club but by that time i knew i had to get home at any moment as i was more conscious of the time and oh shit. These Hoes still gum bodied me and followed us to the carpark which kinda indicated that they’d follow us home. Inside the club earlier Niggaboi and i had switched car keys. The girls sat in the car waiting for me to come and occupy the driver seat and drive of. I went over to where Nighaboi’s lexus was, got inside it and drove off. I just had to go home or be home before twelve am that night/morning. Well i thought maybe what he meant by teaching them a lesson that he mentioned was sexually related since the girls expected to go home with me in my Suv but insted, they were left alone with Niggaboi in my Suv. I got to my house not just in time as expected, i got home. Little past twelve. Omo i no go lie you, i Bark overnight ni o. The next day right after i fixed myself up on the bath, Niggaboi came to my house with my Suv. O teased him about bed wrecking does hoes yesterday at the lodge where he took them to. He said they didn’t even make it to his lodge with him. I asked him to explain in detail, and his reply was. He told them to get off at third mainland bridge and they didn’t want to saying he had no right as it wasn’t his car and that no sensible guy would ask ladies to get out of the car at that time of the day. He said he then dragged one of them down, the other followed suit and he beat the shot out of the two of them. I got downstairs and made. To drive out, the girls bag and phones were exactly where they must have left it the previous night, on my car seat. Sorry about the slow updates, been planning my kid’s birthday which is today happy. I will check in and post at interval
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Zeel007:Happy Sunday Boss |
Stupid Man dem say make you present trophy for winners, see as you personalize am come be like say na the winners dey present the trophy for you!! Werey even dey smile
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I forgot to say, Niggaboi fixed the Lexus that He previously crashed. But he told me of how he had his eyes on my type of Suv, i told him not to worry about it because i was paying the price for such a sleek expensive ride and for sure it gave me all the levels and attention I didn’t bargain for and I’d mention respect too but then, it came at a price. I made him understand that I’d trade The Benz and all the other vanities i had acquired for peace of mind, peace of mind even if it was only for one day. A day of peace. I told him, could trade all that stuff for the life Niggaboi lived even if it was a life of crime but atleast he had peace of mind and could travel, have kids etc. we spoke about about these before I noticed the pata nla girls that we previously encountered. One of the Pata nla aproached our table and just ignored Niggaboi completely and spoke to me direct in. A way that i got thinking if they remembered the events of the night they disappeared after we left the hospital and i was on seizures. This werey fat yanch even do like say anything (that’s good anyway i thought). The fat yanch asked if we could hangout together that day and pointed to her friend, the other fat yanch. I asked her why she wasn’t saying hi to Niggaboi atleast they both know him. Then she said a watery ‘hi’ to him and i said ok that me and Niggaboi was in the middle of something before she cut us short and that she should go back to her seat and that when we are ready we’ll signal them. She said okay and left. I asked Niggaboi whatsup and he said ‘no problem’ okay then i thought. E no even tey e be like say the fat yanch wey come follow me reason go tell the other one say i say make dem join our table. Na so dem park all their stuffs on the other table come join out own table. girls sha! Me and Nighaboi couldn’t continue our conversation like we were doing. Like this girls came and took over our own table for us completely ignoring Nighaboi still but dude kept his cool. They kept giving me attention and directing their discussion to me alone. It was time to go al of us, the girls made it seem like they were for me and me alone. We approached the parking lot, i Made for my Benzo and Niggaboi to his 2010 Rx350 suv. Well that got head turning but then the fat yanches still decided i had more levels and they both came and sat with me in my car. Before i drove away from the parking lot, Niggaboi had sent me a text and asked where we were headed, i told him we’d just go chill out at the beach and shii. Asked about the siezure again i told him not to worry okay he said. Then he gave me intel that he’d like to deal with those girls. Okay comrade. Zoom zoom, Atican Beach Ajah. |
Sha want make people know say you geh flats screen tv, dstv, printer, one stupid hoe-loe-show come use lightning scatter the whole place and what is that again? Carry pot come lounge so the picture go fit dey show your lounge Nigha your obsessed with your small put together. If poverty don hold you before, that one come mean say make you dey post your small put together everytime. You think you’re creating the impression of a baller but you’re just being stupid everytime you throw in your smal palour photo. You for carry gas cooker come that palour too |
Perfecttouch:
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Show off Person wey get mansion sef dey lowkey |
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