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[quote author=hardeygbolar post=108427667]Nice story dodoatirice, I've been reading for a while though this is the first time I'm commenting. I want to point out some stuffs or I need more clarification on it. You said niggaboi isn't involved in any ritual or he isn't fortified at all right? So I wonder how he could successfully collect client details to run id.me, edd or the bec scams he's into. Although I'm not disputing that one cannot use brain to collect client details but mehn its not easy, even if you collect details successfuly, client will still have to send code and also do selfie video verification so this thing no easy mehn, I no believe say niggaboi no use anything o, although it might not be up to the runs of the main fictional character but aboi no fit dey run all those scams with brain alone, even if he go use brain alone, he no go dey cashout steady as you point out. So that why I said I need more clarification Sir. quote ] Some people have grace that whatever they do na so so blessing. Id me o, client details o just name it. Small boy for street wey dem teach lotto this night go bomb overnight collect millions. You wey teach am go dey baff soap until your hair white. Na so so change you go collect. Ajeh. Some people sef no need soap � ilno be everything be soap or ritual. Some people dey buy info dey file benefits amd dem dey cashout steady. Russian hackers dey use soap? Still remain your humble fan. One love.[/ |
False prophets Bible tok am i no call pesin name oo |
Lora lappy ko wa hacker si malay arigini ginini arigini arigini woja |
Corona corona |
As soon as i got pulled from the water, the fishermen took me to shore and after what id call a water revival, i woke up spiting out water as soon as i realized i was still alive and not in hell, and after listening carefully to their conversation on how they saved me.. I asked if they could take me back and throw me in the ocean again. But then and there, they concluded i was mad and mentally unstable. I wouldn’t say thankfully, I’d say sorrowfully, my water resistant iPhone made it because as at the time when i jumped it was in my tight jean pocket so if i had made it to the bottom of that sea, itd have died its own natural death bit sorrowfully, it still held its own. Niggaboi then rang me I couldn’t pick but the fishers somehow did and explained everything that ensued and before i knew what’s up he came for me. He then drove me to Baba’s Coven for fear of taking me to a clinic again and having the same scene from the last time play out again. At Baba’s coven, he revived me completely and then asked if he should proceed to cut my five toes as i had no choice and that the Spirits were pissed at me as they’ve provided me with all the money i could ever think of and I don’t want to pay them back. This time Nighaboi was inside the preceding and was scared shit. I understood the consequences even though i was very reluctant. But no choice. The axe went up and like a butcher after agreeing a set price for meat the axe then obeyed the law of gravity from the beholder and in one single swing, the toes on my left foot got separated completely from my foot leaving me in a surge of pain and tap like blood gushing out. Baba then grabbed a calabash and collected the gushing blood from my severed and hurting feet till he was satisfied and drank a bit out of it and poured the remains on the devil stone. He then preceded to offer my toes to the devil and make a new soap with it. The moment baba tasted my blood, Niggaboi bolted and while I was crying in pain, i could hear the engine of his car start and trotted away into the night. Leaving me to Face my warrant. Baba then provided me with a pestle and mortar and asked me to pound. I was in pain i felt like i was gonna die bit i had to pound or else if the toes dried up then it was as good as useless they’d have to cut again. |
HenryDion:Elenu gboro, it actually did no be everybody dey chase clout sha. Op sorry oo |
Hmmm |
Abeg getat! |
Abeg getat! |
Maga to ma fun mi lowo steady seh karin wa koma daru |
Shebi big gods go soon give her Range Rover, she go come post capitoon am say na God do am. Your mama teach you u well |
Born2winKingOG:You said it all or even better my gee |
On the drive back home, niggaboi no juss tok anything and e sweet me pa like that. Nothing out of place happened. Me and Niggaboi we went our separate ways without saying a word and on his part, I understood why he didn’t say a word, the dude noor see anything but the things he heard pass am, him think say na edd abi cash mailing or id.me or mobile deposit or wire transfer or benefits scams abi Bec scam wey e dey do wey be say the repercussions no dey unless the feds handle you. Him noor know say money but rituals na looooong thing. I couldn’t go home, everything at home was a big big mess the only way was to end my life but how? Then the third mainland bridge thing crossed my mind again and without thinking twice off i went. Booked a ride and came to a stop at third mainland. Initially i wasn’t supposed to end the ride there, i told the driver to halt, he did I didn’t pay him yet as i had no cash on me based on how i left home. I had no plans to pay because i thought in a minute, I’d be counting my loss in hell and he’d be counting the trip loss on earth. Wait i dey come, i wan check something. I noor even look before i leap i noor even count one two teeereeee like most people do, one two teeeereee was a waste of time.. you wan commit suicide you dey count one two teeereee, you never ready to die be that. I closed my eyes, then plunged myself from the railings of the bridge into the calm but stinky amd dirty osa water. The flight from the bridge must have taken about 55 seconds then my body broke the surface of the water plunging into what I’d say a vast volume of water area and as i plunged in deeper from the force, then blackout. (For a moment i thought i saw my mooma in white crying and shaking her head maybe it was my imagination tho) next thing wey i know oo i no know who send two fishermen who wanted to be national heroes or so I thought. They rescued me from the fall and took me back to land. They thought they saved me. But they didn’t know they just brought me back to face more wahala from Baba and his coven! |
YoungBruzzy:You’re welcome but na because of updates make me start the thread. |
Haakeem:Hahahahahaha one corner one corner one corner lol |
Something that our own dear nff can’t try |
She’s not even happy with the self inflicted load full of botox and sheeeeeet |
I don’t even trust my dick, before i know pikin don full my house lol |
This man chai.. so full of life. |
daddytime:And you’ve made sense in your head right? |
We finally made it to Baba’s coven and once outside the gate, the thought of having my cute feet severed rang in my head damn. I alighted and told Niggaboi he could go back to his base and if i needed him again I’d surely reach out. He wouldn’t bulge and said he’d hang around till i was done i told him I didn’t know when I’d leave or it may take some time. He still insisted on staying. Then for a moment I thought oh well come and see how i made my own money so you can run for your life! I asked him to go inside with me, Niggaboi no send. Him follow me enter this guy sha, e noor even fear if i go use am. But that wasn’t the plan anyway. We got inside, pleasantries, baba outrightly thought i brough Niggaboi to his Shrine so he could initiate spiritualy just like i did in the beginning of my journey. Bit i explained to him that he only helped me there and nothing more and I didn’t come with or in my own car. But Niggaboi missed out on the action because spiritualy he may cast us like baba envisaged. They left him in the wait room and me Baba and his stooge preceded to his coven. At Baba’s coven, i met two other guys there, Big boys oo this ones even came with their Laptop and typed away but one of them, used a eye patch on hos left eye, the other one two of his toes were missing even though it had healed completely, but what left my mouth agape was the fact that Baba asked me to wait while he attended to this guys since they came before me and from the conversation that ensued. This guys from what they told Baba, their hustle had began to slow down (yes I understood we were ritualists but different strokes for our folks) then baba told them they’d part with more body parts. I expected them to refute but this werey both of them, one of them said he couldn’t part with the other eye but he could part with 2 toes, the other said he’d part with 2 more toes on the other foot. I’d have thought this was a game plan bu Baba and these guys but omo they left me seated went to the backyard and damn that damning and piercing cry from both of them. Worst they returned and even though their foot was bandaged it oozed blood but then this fellas though wincing in pain, they kept telling themselves more funds. Worst worst In the calabash that was blood stained, i could see their severed toes as Baba placed it on that stone he referred to as The devil stone. Baba told me it was my turn, damn i was gonna go but before i made to stand up he said in my own case they’d cut five and i could decide if the will cut 3 and 2 from each foot or cut the five from one foot. You say wetin i querried, Baba repeated himself and looking at those gees still wincing in pain on the floor around me, and looking at the fact that Baba’s problem or request no dey finish, i stood up, looked him in the eye and Me: Baba the Baba, Baba: Na me be that Me: All your own no pass blood blood blood blood or chop dead person or use person etc Baba: Na me you dey follow tok like that? Me: Abeg getat! On the floor the two other guys sill wincing in pain and oozing blood and crying in pain i kicked one of them because he out of pain used his leg to barricade the way to the door not on purpose though i kicked him where it hurt and he let out a sharper cry “that na more money for you” made it to the wait room Niggaboi was shaking like a leaf i guess he heard the cry and the convo. Na him drive me come but na me drive am go back. Dude was too weak to talk Na only hear you hear oo if you come see nkoor?? |
SARSCoV2:You have all the time to trade words at 60. People your age just look and pass. Are you realy 60? You’re giving him all the attention like youre 20 sorry |
Ebubechuwku:Guy you chop whinchh ahh! Come use timaya song for theme hahahahah |
Rhu4xce:Sorry i was busy and if its today, Happy Birtday Bro llnp But remember bro, Happy birthday sef na fake love. But this is from me to you and its coming from the bottom of my heart stay blessed and keep reading |
Rhu4xce:Cont Me: Ahhhh i don see many things Baba: dey come like this or before tomorrow morning you no go like urself. I withdrew the last strength i had from my body, called Niggaboi and asked if he could meet me at hime as i had to get somewhere i had to go to that night and couldn’t drive. I lied to him that i was sick and could barely walk. Before he arrived, i had managed to crawl from my lounge to the compound and he met me sitting on the floor and i had my back against one of the tires of my benz. Beyond that point I couldn’t move anymore and felt i was gonna die. He came back and met me in that position. He equally didn’t understand what i had faced or what was happening. I could barely and went all the questions he threw at me. He lifted me up and threw me in the benz and drove to an hospital damn. I was too weak to talk so I understood why he went thataway. They tried to inject me but as soon as the syringe touched my skin it broke for reals. Then they put me on admission saying they want to observe me for a while because. 3am then i started raving like a dog on rabbies, how i found the strength to pull that one off amazed me. Yes niggaboi made sure i was put in a private ward and i could hear the doctor asking in a surprised and angry tone “but who brought a dog to my shift, hownis this even possible” na English you dey talk doc i said in my head as i barked away. Quite alright Nighaboi didn’t go home yet and when they finally threw the door open ad saw why i was up to, nudse and doctor francticaly colided, ‘ewe Jesus christ’ i saw the doctor recover from bumping into the nurse in a bid to escape the horror show i was giving them (i mean it felt like i could grab one of them and give them the bite of their life. Then doctor made for the door and instead of opening the same door he opened to let him in, ou of fear, he used his body to barge into a door that only turning the handle will open it and with a loud thud he fell to the floo and passed out. Niggaboi seeing this and because he’d experienced it before, as i was barking he evacuated me from the room and into his benz and drove oooooooooff. As soon as he left the clinic, i settled down and regain mobility and composure and i told him to head Baba’s way. Without saying a word he drove in the direction i told him. |
No vex guys, i had to make my family some money emabinu The next morning, after my public display of dog madness that earned me some unsolicited or uncalled for attention.. i locked myself indoors, took delivery of drugs from my dealer and wasted away. Around 9pm that night, Baba’s call became incessant. “Wetin happen now” i hissed loudly and in my head, “anything wey wan happen make e happen i no dey cut anything shey i resemble turkey abi chicken abi goat meat” then i stopped short again and thought to myself. “Omo o dey craze ooo, all those people wey i use nkoor, shebi i cut Jago meat that one nkoor all rhe meat wey i pound for inside mortar nkoor ozuooo” 11pm that night, because i had binged on drugs and woke up to the sound of the door open by itself, and i could hear footsteps like people trooping in and falling in line, like falling into formation if i didn’t loose count, or if i could picture it or imagine it, I’m sure there must have been about forty foot spiritual soldiers troop in and gave me the beaten of my life that the marks became so evident and visible. I couldn’t stand up and in what I thought was the end of the plummeting i received, i saw a cup of water appear by where i sat wasted from all the beatings. I didn’t drink it as i was too weak and that itself gave me what the picture was. My assumptions were right, the spirits brandished the floggings for real and like i said I thought they’d leave after they stopped. But I didn’t know they went for half time and their half time meant water break for me. I didn’t drink oo i close eyes open am, water don commot for where e appear. Maybe they thought oh we dey pity your life na hin make us give you water no be say we nice and when i didn’t drink they tooknit away and “twa twa twa twa twa twa twa twa twa twa” went the unseen whip that they used for the flogging. I was screaming ontop of my voice, i no know when i called on my mom to save me from the unbearable pain that i guess the more i cried the more the turned the notch up. They beat me till around 1am and they left the same way they had come in. Then the spiritual kids returned for their own session, their own session came with lesser pain for real but they ransacked my house, broke glasses in the toilet, broke my tv the one I recently replaced, broke my plates soiled my designers, they took my laptop to the kitchen, left it in the sink and let water run over it, these kids dey chop shoe. They chewed on my designer shoes, each pair had a bite. The foodstuff i stored up in my kitchen, they drag the bags to the lounge and emptied the contents. Rice beans gari semivota poundonyam etc. then suddenly all of that stopped l. Guess they left too. The next session of my travails that night was the corpse i had sex with like i could here their voices calling me their husband and i could hear one of them say they came to live with me and would take turns to have sex with me spiritualy. Reaching for my phone Me: Hello hello hello Baba, (faintly speaking admits tears) I’m ready Baba: eyah ekoo e reee you nefa see anything |
amzee:For sure Boss |
MhiztaRange:Hmmmn deep. |
Bukolaberry:Kwam1: Abukky baby peperempe peperempe |
estyvino:Okay we don hear boss |
Sound sultan naija ninja: No mata where tou go make you nooooor forget area oo |
Dis geh sha |
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