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After the first cock crow, i suddenly felt relieved as i always did everytime i barked through the night. The crying had stopped too but resumed right before i left the house. I went straight to Baba’s coven, he wasn’t expecting to see me nor did i inform him i was coming around. I didn’t actually plan to go see him unannounced but suddenly i wanted out of the situations i put myself. What really prompted the sudden change was the fact that Niggaboi’s whatsapp text ‘s intel was that he needed to link up with one azzaman in Dubai and he was about 10min away from Muritala Mohamed Airport. I wasn’t happy, not because he was flying away temporarily, but for all the money i had, I couldn’t travel, I couldn’t sleep, there’s been all manner of spiritual hurdles that i passed through from Day 1. I got to his Coven and asked him what i needed to do to be saved from all the spiritual hurdles and levels and all the money that came with it and that i was tired of the spiritual Hanky panky and wouldn’t like to continue as i had done enough damage already and i was sure more damage would be done as his ever thirsty and inconsiderate god’s were too demanding and arrogant for my liking and i
Would like to opt out of my subscription as a fraudster and a ritualist as soon as i was done ranting, Baba’s stoooooopid assistant, the one that i slapped multiple times the other day because he laughed at one situation at the time. He then repeated the same thing i slapped in for. Nigga threw his head back and laughed and as soon he started it, I had no choice than to wait till they calmed down and i still maintained my stance on opting out.

Baba referred me to a bible passage;

Baba:
E get one place for that una bibu wey e be like say pesin dey ask una savioir say wetin e fit do to gain the kindom. Kindom wey e papa no know when dem create am. Abeg wetin una savior tell that man?

Me:
E tok say make the guy go sell him earthly possession and follow Christ.

Baba:
Na only that place dem write for bible. Shey u know wetin later happen to the man wey asss question?

Me: No

Baba:
Na only that place dem no wrote for bible, but i go tell you. That man no come back after una Savior tell am say make e go sell all him things.

Me:
Okay Baba how that one take concern me?

Baba:
Na you be the Man wey assss question for Bible. But fo this place wey you dey, we no be your savior.

Me:
Baba abeg help me.

Baba:
Only me no fit tell yo wetin go happen but e sure me say you go perish withh all those things wey you accuire. You and who? You no fit waka and if you waka, you fit noor reach house. You go from there enter market.

No way out?? Baba spoke to me like the devil was paying him some 20% commission ontop my mata. I left his coven sad. I drove back to my Base camp and damn it was a nightmare

Jaylynn:
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Jaylynn:
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Baba through his heartlessness made me do the pounding and in no time, soap was ready. I bathed it there in the morning before i left and felt relieved. But my thought was, how come Baba always measured it and gave me soap that lasted for just one month only. That was wizardry at its peak. Cost of more for only little i thought. But anyway that’s by the way atleast every morning i fit dey shout “waiter pass me the bottle “ and i fit lift plenty big booteeeys only during the day. My relief was short lived as i got into my house the same morning as i had been away from close to 3 days or thereabouts. Unlocking the door and finally inside, i started hearing a consistent sobbing sound, like if i sat on the sofa, the son sound came amd sat by Myside and continued sobbing. If i moved up the stairs inside my home, the sob sound went with me upstairs to and fro. Baba i hope say no be the girl spirit dey show me werey i blurted out on the phone Baba then confirmed it that the girls spirit was too strong but it had been subdued that there was nothing she could do to me but then she’d continue sobbing and doing follow follow everytime i go in the housez but as soon as i leave home, she’d continue sobbing till i returned snd continue the gum body sobbing. He told me not to worry as only me and me will be able t hear it. That one loud o. As soon as i said that, baba cut the call. I no even tey for house i japa commot. I went to the beach this time alone to clear my head damn! Niggaboi had left me several missed calls that I didn’t bother to reply because i was hanging at Baba’s coven and he wouldn’t understand.

I collect one money eh and I wasn’t as jumpy as i used to be when i first started the spiritual stuff. I looked at it like, i knew you guys would offer something to take something stupid people and Gods. Give me millions collect blood rubbish i queeped. I tossed my phone on the table. I just sat there looking at what i could purchase with the Bloddy money when Niggaboi’s call came in, we spike for a while and explained things to him. He told me he was visiting his old hood and would like me to tag along for the convoy. I told him i had to be back home that nigjt as it was really important. He kept pressuring and i gave in at the thought of i could leave anytime i wanted shebi car dey oya. Sun up to sundown. I left before him though but as Devil would have it, i got stucked in one terrible traffic and when the traffic cleared, na hin i jam The feds. They asked me to explain how a youth had a Benzo of 18m in that present economy. You be yahoo no doubt one of the officers said. Then they detained me not in their station bot on the spot and asked me to make a transfer of one million because i drove a car like that and another 50k because say i fresh. We drag drag drag i sha pay small change commot for their i got to my house and the egbere girl i used was already crying. She cried all through the damn night. I barked and she cried the more till morning came snd the first cock crow.

Baba (continuation from the last update) Na live parcel dem want na live parcel we go take run am)

Me:
which one be live parcel again

Baba: Live meat

Me:
those people dey sell meat too?

Baba:
Ewuuu, live meat na live person. No waste my time. Your time dey go so.

Me
Oya call the man make i pay


Transaction was done, pickup location was set. That night, as explained i picked up the live meat. I picked up a big wooden box that was carefully constructed and carefully left at the pickip location. I managed to lift and fit it in the back of my truck and as i drove on i wondered how a human being managed to be inside that box and would still be live when i got to the coven. I did get to the coven like after midnight. Surprisingly I didn’t throw a fit. Devil know wetin e dey do abeg. As soon as i got to the coven, i watched Baba and his assistant unveil the package and a girl of about 5years emerged but she had lost consciousness and according to the instructions the dealers gave before hand, baba laid the kid in the open and revived her. An innocent kid damn. As soon as the kid was revived, baba gave her water and then tied her hands and Legs, gagged her mouth and asked me to cit and rip the girl’s heart while he was alive. A beating heart was what was needed and i had to do the ripping off. I went livid with rage, I didn’t agree to it, I didn’t want to do it any longer. Baba kept laughing hysterically and his stupid assistant too. Ehn Baba dey take me laugh you sef dey laugh. I dropped the axe amd slapped hm 4 times in wuick succession. Like everytime after I brandished a slap and he wanted to say something i gave another until I finally lost count of the slap and he got the message to shut the Bleep up! Baba had finally stoped laughing and then there was a saliva rush and i barked away into the night. Baba and the kid noor even send me i was literally barking and i guess i scared away too many thieves that night lol. The next morning, i woke up to the view i left last night and this time it was in the day. I first bark that morning like say my oga no need visitor damn. When i was done throwing that fit, Baba came to me and informed me that even if i changed my mind, i had to Bark till sundown and that’s when he could help me and see if i had finally decided to do what he asked. No joke oo. I sat inside the sun and barked away at his coven that his other visitors came and saw me and this were was using me as a case study for his other clients that went the way i did. At sundown like he said, i had slowed down on the Barking and told him i was ready.


At forst I apologized to Baba’s assistant on Baba’s orders and we started. The little kid managed to stay alive guess she must have been fed because by the time i ripped out her Bloddy intestines, here was a mixture of fufu chewed beef, water and chewed and digested biscuits.

Okay so guy wetin make i do with thee bags na i asked him from onside my own car as he had already got in his own car. I want make dem call me tire! I took one of the bags and the contents went this,

Condom,
IPhones (the latest model)
Gstring panties,
Make up kits
Waistbeads
And one juju looking thing (charm I suspected)
But no money for inside the bag stupid hoes. Niggaboi just took their business down temporarily by seizing their bags because as we all know. How dem wan take dey book dem now for fucking chai. I then stylishly went ahead and dropped of the two ladies bag in his car. Oga no koba mi.


I kept using the soap Baba made for me to curb the barking menace and e no tey at al, soap don finish. Baba soap don finish how e go be? Come to my coven at once he ordered. My own intel was that I’d see him but since i used the last portion that morning already I called him and informed him we’d meet up before noon. I had to go somewhere that morning. I took location from Niggaboi earlier and met up with him at the hotel he was hanging out. I was at the lobby and he suggested we go to his quarters and he wanted me to meet his girl, he ranted on and on about this girl that his rantings or descriptions of the prospective girl shot my curiosity up alot that i had to go and see who it was. Normally I’d have declined the invitation and just seat there drinking and smoking but this chika wey dey make nigha dey simp about makebi go cian. Shade laid down on the bed very relaxed, eyes glued to the tv that the hotel provided in the said room and i got introduced to the Devil again. I kept my cool acted like I didn’t know her. From the corner of my eyes i could see Niggaboi grinning from ear to ear. Then suddenly after the intro’s there was a deafening awkward silence until Niggaboi spoke up and suggested we all head to the Bar. My thoughts were how?? How did they jam? In one of Niggaboi’s rants, said they recently met and that he really likes her.

Niggaboi:
That my Banny wey dey room, that bae bamm

Me:
She fine be that

Niggaboi
She make, he bae dey knack wella, she kome get nice drawing. Babe wey i carry for car go HK people dey forr

Me:
You fit marry am be that

Niggaboi:
If she no do werey

Me:
Na Simp you be

Niggaboi:
Yes haha i be SimpleMan.


So Shade don Jamm another hotboy be that oo. Oya na so we enter Bar dey chill, Niggaboi was displaying all manner of public affection, Shade no just settle. Na so that popular wande Coal song filtered through the lowkeyed sound Box that sat in the Bar and the part that was really hilarious was when i for a minute got lost in the rhythm of the song and had closed my eyes to mime

“Omo Ele shogboor mi I won’t tell your father i saw you so don’t tell your daddy you saw me but i saw you and you saw me saw me Wonku wongbe wondaran”

I opened My eyes after that and shade left the table.
In my car on the drive to Baba’s place, Shade kept running through my thoughts.

At Baba’s coven, i asked him what’s up with the every thirsty and blood sucking god’s that he served snd what he actually wanted this time. He told me for the extension of the soap, and to make another one, we had to go through the former process and that involved buying Parcel again but a different type of parcel this time around. I talk am e don happen.


Baba:
The God’s asked me to greet you.

Me:
i greet them too

Baba:
Make i for no take one knack two, you go…


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Derende:
Congrats bro...wish you more success in all your endeavours

Thanks OG


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