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gasparpisciotta:
Noodles and egg.
Toast bread
Pancakes
Jollof/concoction Rice and egg
Fried or boiled potatoes with egg
Boiled yam with egg

Olodo! She explicitly said food that will not make them fart. You are loading eggs here. You want her kids to drop a nuke in class?

Why are you this heartless? 😂😂😂😂😂

This fat efulefu. Is an old dilapidated grid your problem or is it vandalism? Bandits stopped your engineers from effecting repairs on a vandalized part of the grid and our military is so incompetent that the affected area cannot be secured and made safe for engineers to effect repairs? What's wrong with us in this country?
Billions of votes in security yet an incompetent military can't secure the assets of Nigeria? How much do fpv drones that will patrol the length of the affected area cost? Anyone seen approaching such vital national asset gets taken out at sight. Enough with the excuses.

Decentralize the grid. Section it off. It is not easy but at this point what other option do we have?

NaijaRealtor:
So Peter obi supporters encourage cheating in marriage?

Do you sleep with people's wives too?

Did you forget that peter obi said it is not a big deal if he catches his wife cheating?

3ice9ce:
Them don catch Ahnie again

You don't mean it. Where that smallie dey now sef?

Lol! The husband was asking the man how many times he shagged his wife. Does it even matter? Once is enough. It is not like she stumbled and fell on his dick.

Two cheating topics back to back on the front page? Is the Mod just Hot abi na wetin 2025 bring come be dis?

Scabies. Tiny mites are digging holes all over your penis. Get Sodium Benzoate from the pharmacy. You need repeated application.

See as this guy take him hand destroy him business. Lagos state government will chew his arse up.

Olenotuka:
This happened right before my very eyes

Then why didn't you stop it you idiot! You watched someone die just like that.

Femi Otedola has opened Nduka's nyash. The man should go and pay the loan of hundreds of millions of dollars he collected from first bank. Using Thisday to serve as government trumpet will not cut it.

Editorialtimes:
That is serious! Please, do you mind sharing the information with us? Feel free to share your eyewitness account with us via info@thebureau.com.ng. Please include pictures or videos.

Cheers!

The story was on the front page yesterday.

Something seems to be brewing. The attacked community seem to know who attacked them. Despite pleas by the governor, they have rejected the security forces posted to their communities to maintain peace. They have sworn to revenge. The security forces have been withdrawn.

First time I experienced that nonsense was in Ota Ogun State. I had climbed bike. Oya move now, he said passenger never complete. Wtf? It only made meaning when i saw that the other bikes were carrying two each. It was one smelly skank that came to join me on the bike sha. Couldn't wait for her to drop the fu(c)k off.

WriterNig:
The wrath of God is upon them for touching God's annointed people of 🇷🇺 Russia.

More to come 🥂

Russians paid the ultimate price for the world's freedom today. 30 million Russians died defeating Nazi Germany. Without them, we Africans would be farm animals in Nazi concentration camps.

The russians were equipped through lend-lease act courtesy of the US.

Should we also list how many Russian properties also got burnt down? Oh! I forgot Russia has non in the US because they all got ceased due to American sanctions.

DHL is very reliable and efficient. I sent some books to someone in the US and they arrived as agreed. I paid here so there was no need for the recipient to pay anything again.

They have a list of banned items they don't carry. I don't think a phone is one of them however. You can try different DHL agents. I found out that they don't have uniform pricing. I shopped around and used the DHL agent that gave me the best price.

A lot of soldiers have tatoos. This one is not enforceable.

This is simple. The person who called in the airstrike would have provided the coordinates and this would mean someone in the loop of the decision making arm of the nigerian airforce. Did this person have eyes on the ground? Was the information he provided the airforce updated?

Because the alternative is this, someone in the airforce, working to protect the bandits called in an airstrike to target the local vigilantes after the bandits had well escaped.

Marathon sex unto wetin? See if I don come, I don cum. Any other thing wey she dey talk that one concern her. Na before I dey stress myself dey do 30 minutes to 1 hour. Nowadays make she thank God if she see 5 minutes.

What was she doing when her mates were cumming? You are shouting harder! Harder!! To who? Did I tell you my name is Hardley Chase? Thunder fire any woman wey dey try that nonsense.

My guys, it is 2025. Just cum and go! No dey stress yourself.

No DNA sample collection at the scene, no dusting for prints, no DNA kit to collect the semen that the bastards must have deposited in her.
Our police are just useless and primitive. It is the 21st century for godsake!

SmartPolician:
I thought that Northern emirates were revered until politicians reduced Emir of Kano to nothing. Sanusi would've been more useful as a politician than an emir.

Sanusi's mouth has always been a problem. He talks too much.

Says the fraudulent chairman.

It is now 6200. We never see anything yet

nifemi25:
You better thank your creator that the guy didn't used your glory to buy benz...you for don dey roam street by now ..

Does this one look to you like person that has any glory?

Which kind wahala be dis? This early new year someone decides to be a fool?

Building a house for rent is most often the product of a dull and empty mind. It makes no sense tying down money that can be put into business with very quick potential for returns into building house for rent.
Yes it is a safe investment but the singular purpose of investment is to generate returns not to park capital idly.

Any gen z in this thread thunder fire una. Getat! Elders are reminiscing.

Four times a month is not bad na. Why are you such an ungrateful idiot.

You can imagine how a mature statesman will debase himself like this with such a blatant lie.

Why is the government making peace initiative with people who kill military personnel? And why is the military part of these initiatives?

Without a functioning iron and steel industry? We must be joking.