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To track that phone shouldn't be an issue. It is just unfortunate.

I don't understand what people mean by influencer. What is an influencer really? Na work?

They mentioned dog but didn't call your name. You are answering. Mr Wike is sooo petty.

Does anybody still understand this? The more they explain the more confusing it becomes.

The EFCC is stupid.
If the court has said Malami should be remanded in Kuje prison which is under the NCOS, it then means the prison officials are in charge of and for him.
All this gra gra and still the EFCC will lose the case.

This won't make front page. But the author isn't far from the truth.

This dude has come again. Kalingrad how far? A great part of Russia didn't enter the New year with electricity because Ukraine did a number on Russian power stations. Your hero Putin shamelessly told the world Ukrainian drones attacked his residence. So ordinary drones Russia can't defend against? Shame no dey catch you? The CIA is busy disabling Russian oil shipping and there's nothing Putin can do and you are here disturbing our space with your nonsense.

If you can't defend against ordinary drones then what are you doing? Russia can't afford to pay widows of soldiers killed in war it is hiding the names of the war dead. Your currency is collapsing. You are running down your gold reserves to fund a useless war. You should be ashamed of parroting Russian propaganda here.

Happy birthday Seun. May this platform keep growing

Hezzyluv:
She must be from Kaduna or Jos.

Na their girls get mind to do this kind thin.

That's a Tiv girl.

Lala come see your wife.
Let me understand something. Does nairaland have a covenant with snakes? It doesn't matter what it is so long as it is about snakes, it is guaranteed to make front page.

Tiv people will eat anything. Anybody wey go marry dis girl go better ready o. You do anyhow your blokkus go remind her of snake and you know what she is capable of already.

This report isn't verifiable. I don't think it is true.

The prayers Akpabio sent to his inbox didn't work?

We will spend our crossover in the bar.
Have you noticed that during crossover night the bar empties its members to the churches but after crossover, the churches empties its members to the bar?

Na here me I dey. Chilled beer, grilled meat and soft music. I no dey do church thing. After all, a number of pastors are owing me money for jobs done and my repeated calls and messages have been ignored. Let them keep deceiving themselves.

kpankpangolo:
No be me kill Jesus.

I will read this later. Don’t worry, Kobojunkie will soon come to pass this through his AI analyzer. He’ll make it craft an argument which’ll blame you for everything.

I take god beg you don't summon that evil spirit here.

I have resolved to have no resolution. I can't stress myself abeg.

MadamExcellency:
What then was the money for if he was to die in the bombing?

This story isn't adding up. The equation is undefined.

He wasn't to die. Didn't you read that the bomb had a timer? He set it for when Muslims will come to the mosque to pray.

Wike holding rally for Tinubu? Rivers people make una hold dat man o. Dis him madness don dey too much.

100k? That's what the lives of people are worth to these guys?
Abeg Una wey dey go crossover for churches for Abuja make Una dey very careful today before Una collect share of bombing. These guys want to make a statement.

A wise move. Safeguarding lives is important. My question though, if the DSS can gather intel regarding potential attacks, what stops it from going after the attackers? Churches can't keep suspending services in perpetuity.

I said so yesterday. Joshua may not fight again. The G-forces his upper body experienced in that sudden deceleration event will reduce his upper body strength a great deal. I don't see him stepping into the ring in the next 12 months.

O boy see yallo! Where the osoji?

But they have been charging that since na.

What's the use of intel that can't stop an attack in the planning stages?

Fubara can really fall hand. He is not deft, has no tact and political acumen, has no foresight and zero self respect.
He is just an embarrassment. I can't imagine how a governor can be so weak to keep scoring own goals like this.

All things considered, God just helped us that COVID failed in Africa. Nigerians would have died like flies. Just imagine.

Why does Obi scare them so much?

He is saying this after dashing the NNPC over 5 trillion naira.

Wike needs to stay alive till 2027 first. We don't plan and make permutations on a life we don't own.

Wike doesn't know what they are cooking for him. Fubara left PDP for him to the APC and yet he followed him there to harass him. The only thing giving Wike confidence is federal backing and that can change anytime.

LagosOrigin:
I don't know why it's easier to steal a phone in Lagos than any other state in Nigeria

Go to Ikeja , they snatch phones even from a moving car 🚗

This happens only in that Lagos .

You dey talk. In Port Harcourt dem ask me say dey phone wey I borrow I don finish use am? Say I need to return am. My own phone that I bought from Jos with my money. Na so dem press metal for back. I just open hand give dem the phone.
They removed my Sim cards, placed them in my chest pocket and proceeded to walk away.

Till today I wonder how I borrowed a phone that I bought.