₦airaland Forum

Gumi that Saudi Arabia banned from visiting?

Why should any church event exceed 6pm? Times like these calls for wisdom. What are you keeping people till 8pm for? It is even madness to be thinking of holding night vigil this period.

If you see any VIP still with policemen, snap them and publicise it. Let's start naming and shaming them. Only the president can't do this alone.

School kids remain kidnapped. All a sick presidential spokesman of a disgraced president has on his mind is Peter Obi.

He is a very stupid person. A country where a brigadier general is killed like a dog needs every help it can get.

Locally assembled you mean? Nigeria has a near absent steel industry. It has a very low number of skilled machinists. So how then can we build a rifle from the scratch?

Bet you these Fulani will find a way to know the secret behind the charms those vigilante used for their bullet proof. They will pay someone in that community heavily and the person will leak the secret. Just watch. They will come back.

Let's not forget that on October 5th this year, Nigerian army base in Kwara was overrun and 30,000 rounds of ammunition and 6 heavy machine guns fell into the hands of terrorists. That's how these guys got the ammunition they are using now

You know, if only Gideon Orkar's coup had succeeded, Nigeria will have been far better off. The states Orkar removed from Nigeria are the states troubling Nigeria now.

Open grazing has long being abolished in Nigeria since the 1950s. In 1965 particularly, express grazing routes were created all across the north and also Oyo and Ogun states. Any herder who deviated from these routes and encroached on land belonging to farmers was prosecuted.
It is sad that those routes got abandoned and encroached on. But as at that time, Nigeria has less than 4 million cattle. Compared to now that we have over 45 million cattle and a larger population.

I thought the state government had mandated all schools in the state to close for now?

Shameless wretched old man. Does the number of kidnapped students matter? Do rescue first but ofcourse this incompetent government cannot.

Lies!
The Americans said nothing of such. If anyone doubts, let that person post a link showing where any American state official made such a speech.
If Nuhu Ribadu could get the US secretary of defense to make such an undertaking, they both would have held a collective press conference announcing it.

Watch as Tinubu's laptop boys who always denounce Sahara reporters as fake news, promptly latch on to this report since it helps them push their sick narrative.

What madness is this?

This is a selfish woman talking.
Every child has the RIGHT to grow up in a home where the father and the mother are present. Eternally rebellious and contentious women who refuse to believe that a home works where both partners answer to each other and the man is the head, are the ones who will rather have a child outside wedlock.

See, na the comedy wey God dey watch for Nigeria na im make him no gree make dem blow trumpet. What is this?
Imagine saying bandit place call to demand for ransom dem come tell am say make him no worry dem don hold him people. Which kind bad market come be dat?

kaltonga:
Hahahah so the richest tribe in Nigeria no fit sink bore hole for their people..so a state with an IGR higher than California and New York put together see the water dem dey drink.
Ha Jesus wait oo so all of Una run go Lagos dey clima Lagos indigene no wonder cos Yoruba land is inhabitable that's why you all claim Lagos ..Imagine

How does Ogun state have a higher IGR than California and New York? Are you a joke? The New York city fire department alone has a budget higher than that if Nigeria as a country of 260 million people.

California is the 6th largest economy on earth and richer than over 188 countries. It is richer than all the countries in Africa.

The Ugandan Ministry of Internal Affairs (MIA) has revealed that 98% of DNA tests conducted by men seeking to confirm paternity at the Government Analytical Laboratory (GAL) are turning out negative. This means the majority of men undergoing these tests are discovering they are not the biological fathers of the children they have been raising.

Simon Peter Mundeyi, the ministry’s spokesperson, noted a growing trend of men seeking clarity about their paternal ties. However, the results have been overwhelmingly heartbreaking. “We have experienced a surge in the number of people carrying out DNA tests on their purported children. In just three days, we received 94 or more cases. About 95% of those coming for DNA tests are men, but more than 98% of the results show these men are not the biological fathers,” Mundeyi said.

He added that many men leave the laboratory emotionally devastated. As a result, he advised men to either avoid DNA tests unless essential or to conduct them early in a child’s life to lessen the emotional burden. “My advice, as usual, is: do not engage in DNA unless you have a strong heart. Many of these men come with children aged around 15, and it deeply pains them when they’re told the children are not theirs. Please do DNA tests when the children are very young,” Mundeyi advised.

The ministry’s caution comes just days after DNA tests ruled out five of the nine children previously claimed to be those of the late Kawempe North MP, Muhammad Ssegirinya. Similarly, one of the children of Prof. Muhammad Kateregga was ruled out after he sought DNA testing amid concerns triggered by domestic violence in his marriage.

A standard DNA test at GAL costs USD 300, covering three samples — typically from the purported father, mother, and child — with each sample priced at USD 100. In a surprising twist, GAL reports that DNA testing is no longer limited to men. Some children are now subjecting their parents to DNA verification, and a few mothers are requesting DNA tests to confirm whether they are the biological parents of their children. The ministry continues to urge caution, citing the emotional and familial disruptions that can follow DNA revelations

Lalami3232 what sayest thou?

The Ugandan Ministry of Internal Affairs (MIA) has revealed that 98% of DNA tests conducted by men seeking to confirm paternity at the Government Analytical Laboratory (GAL) are turning out negative. This means the majority of men undergoing these tests are discovering they are not the biological fathers of the children they have been raising.

Simon Peter Mundeyi, the ministry’s spokesperson, noted a growing trend of men seeking clarity about their paternal ties. However, the results have been overwhelmingly heartbreaking. “We have experienced a surge in the number of people carrying out DNA tests on their purported children. In just three days, we received 94 or more cases. About 95% of those coming for DNA tests are men, but more than 98% of the results show these men are not the biological fathers,” Mundeyi said.

He added that many men leave the laboratory emotionally devastated. As a result, he advised men to either avoid DNA tests unless essential or to conduct them early in a child’s life to lessen the emotional burden. “My advice, as usual, is: do not engage in DNA unless you have a strong heart. Many of these men come with children aged around 15, and it deeply pains them when they’re told the children are not theirs. Please do DNA tests when the children are very young,” Mundeyi advised.

The ministry’s caution comes just days after DNA tests ruled out five of the nine children previously claimed to be those of the late Kawempe North MP, Muhammad Ssegirinya. Similarly, one of the children of Prof. Muhammad Kateregga was ruled out after he sought DNA testing amid concerns triggered by domestic violence in his marriage.

A standard DNA test at GAL costs USD 300, covering three samples — typically from the purported father, mother, and child — with each sample priced at USD 100. In a surprising twist, GAL reports that DNA testing is no longer limited to men. Some children are now subjecting their parents to DNA verification, and a few mothers are requesting DNA tests to confirm whether they are the biological parents of their children. The ministry continues to urge caution, citing the emotional and familial disruptions that can follow DNA revelations

Nigerian women? Lazy entitled lot

Hausa settlements being attacked

The NSA will never give any governor the license to import AK-47s into Nigeria. The office of the NSA is one that the Fulani consistently makes sure is headed by a Fulani man in any administration.

Without a certificate for arm importation, no reputable arms company will agree to sell to you. The only option will be to buy from the black market or gun runners. Any governor that does that is guaranteed to be impeached by his house of assembly under pressure from Abuja.

Most of the guns in the arms of these bandits were stolen from the Nigerian army armoury. The day the president decides that a comprehensive audit of Nigerian army armouries nation wide, Nigerians will be shocked to discover that over 40% of its armoury contents have been looted.

If dem go do dis kind thing for me na Hero bottle dem go use.

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I'll lay off whatever weed it is you are smoking this morning if I were you. No use the brain wey you use type dis thing cross main road abeg.

shortgun:
Time for Tinubu to resign.
Baba Tinubu should go home and get the much needed rest.
It's obvious now that he's inadequate mentally and physically to hold the office of the commander in chief.

This picture here of Tinubu sleeping in a crucial security meeting clearly shows why Nigeria will never win the war against insecurity

I zoomed into the picture. The man was clearly sleeping

6 trillion naira! Billions of dollars looted and embezzled by people who claim they are working for the interest of the Niger Delta. Stealing from your own people! Wickedness

The leverage he had over the PDP that made him an asset to Tinubu is no more there. The PDP has expelled him and INEC refuses to recognise his faction. He has to be very careful now. Tinubu can drop him easily