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Politics / Re: Umahi Presents 2016 Prado Suvs To Members Of House Of Assembly by Doggieman(m): 11:43am On Jul 09, 2016
Am sure salaries of poor civil servants still owed in that state. Smh
Benikuuse:
But what is the essence of buying big cars for these people?
Politics / Re: Fuel Scarcity: The Long Queue In Abuja (pictured) by Doggieman(m): 6:44am On Apr 06, 2016
wagazala:
Come to Maryland and watch the queue start from Mobil all the way to Total beside Sheraton. That's a long queue.

You mean from Total beside Sheraton all the way to cantonement and sometimes planet one?
Romance / Re: When Does A joystick Really Stop Growing by Doggieman(m): 11:17pm On Mar 20, 2016
Well said! I rest my case.
Ab025:
@poster

Trust me, it will still grow more than that, but not much sha...

So you really want to kill ursef cos of small joystick? Don't be stupid. You think life is all about sex and girls??

Sex is overrated incase you don't know and yes, you can actually increase ur joystick size so quit all this ur crybaby acts, you are just 19 or 20 and already looking for an big joystick, # misplaced priority

Celebrities / Re: Why My Wife Left Home For 3 Days - AY by Doggieman(m): 12:24pm On Mar 14, 2016
buhahaha...lol @ fumigated her IG. well waheva it is...they back togeda.
blesoh:

hahahahaha you are too funny.

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Politics / Re: What's The Present Situation Of Electricity In Your Area? by Doggieman(m): 11:51am On Mar 09, 2016
Its quite annoying...i sha stl remba shortly b4 this current government took over power...the power supply was kinda really steady...had to even switch off the freezers atyms...but d past few months been really crazy. Hardly see up to 3hours of steady uninterrupted power supply in 24hours these days. Yet you see dem aimlessly patrolling the area with ladders doing only God knows what. Yet its called GRA... lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: She's Stingy, Should I Dump Her? by Doggieman(m): 6:55pm On Feb 18, 2016
midehi2:
she is a stingy girl, if it was me i will happily bring the balance out cos i know he will give me back double....but despite that, you were wrong going into her bag, na ur handbag? undecided



dont dump yet, watch out for more lies, then you have concrete stand to dump her to where she belongs

Did you miss the part he said her phone was ringing? And he tried to help her get it??
Culture / Re: Badirat Olaitan-adeyemi Donates To School For The Handicap In Oyo (photos) by Doggieman(m): 4:07pm On Feb 08, 2016
After your derogatory comments already? If she had donated the other, am very sure, you will have a counter suggestion to give. Yet you cant do what she has done much more more doing more....bleeeh sad
MosakuAW:

She donated food items to a school, Why? She ought to have donated something that will be useful 'learning wise' to the handicap school and not food items. Items like laptops, books, learning aid for the handicap, chairs and tables.....

She is now following the foot-steps of Gov. Ayodele Fayose, who beleive what the Ekiti people needed is food and not social amenities.


Good gesture sha, better than not donating at all.

Iyawo oba alade.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Got An Amazing Job by Doggieman(m): 2:50pm On Feb 04, 2016
Congrats bro...we tap into your connect & testimony. Enjoy
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Got A Job Today by Doggieman(m): 11:59am On Feb 02, 2016
Congrats @keneeby. We key into your testimony.
Keneeby:
I have been offered a job today by one of the prestigeous company in Uyo. Glory be to God who made it possible. To job seekers, don't lose hope God is working things for you. Soon it will be ur turn in Jesus name! Amen.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: KPMG Second Stage Interviews, What Is It Like? by Doggieman(m): 12:02am On Dec 21, 2015
Chydoz!!! You there? I kinda need helpful tips from toi. Just submitted my docs after i got a mail that I was successful in the apt test. Please kindly say more about the coming stages. Thanks
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C (Stream II) by Doggieman(m): 10:17pm On Nov 22, 2014
Yeah...what plans u have fr the car hire? From where in lagos u plan to take off from?
DOZIE -07035117663
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C (Stream II) by Doggieman(m): 9:53pm On Nov 22, 2014
So its oseni Wednesday...hope the place is nice tho. Guess its jes camp. Reprinted my letter and its jes camp. (Dozie)
NYSC / Re: Printing Of NYSC Call Up Letters by Doggieman(m): 6:05pm On Oct 30, 2014
For shouting out loud....i cant still see the option for print call up letter when i log in. Whats all this? Whats happening? Anyone else with similar problem?
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2014 Batch C House by Doggieman(m): 10:19pm On Oct 13, 2014
Please is it late to pay the 4k? Have registered online already.
Jokes Etc / Re: The Definition Of Trouble by Doggieman(m): 12:40pm On Sep 05, 2012
Trouble is when you submit your examination scripts with your omokirikiri inside... grin(ff on twitter @i_am_Dozie)
Jokes Etc / Re: Beer Nuts by Doggieman(m): 9:30pm On Aug 08, 2009
, i cn imagine, bad boy like me,
Jokes Etc / Re: Materialistic Fool by Doggieman(m): 10:03pm On Aug 05, 2009
dis funny
Jokes Etc / Re: Kate And Biola (grammatical Errors) by Doggieman(m): 8:55pm On Aug 02, 2009
;Du guys crack me up, wit d sing sang song tlk, pretty funny
Jokes Etc / Re: How I Dumped Uche Jumbo by Doggieman(m): 7:36pm On Oct 21, 2008
Guy, u no get sense, der jst wastin money on u.even dat lil one wey u dey use go browse, cuz i knw say u no dey browse 4rm house, na y u dey misbehave, i go treat ur F*** up,
Jokes Etc / Re: I Just Had 2 Share Dis Pics by Doggieman(m): 3:19pm On Sep 04, 2008
DIs guy, wot are all these? na ur area be dis??
Jokes Etc / Re: Naija Girls by Doggieman(m): 11:10am On Sep 02, 2008
Gentle woteva, try to be serious mst times ok?? it really pays, dat was so damn DRY, ahhhhhhh
Jokes Etc / Re: Funniest Jokes Ever. I Bet You ll Laugh Your Ass Out. by Doggieman(m): 9:31am On Aug 18, 2008
Dis guy na correct NYASH, grin, Agboro
Jokes Etc / Re: The Lady On My Laptop by Doggieman(m): 7:34pm On Aug 15, 2008
As dis guy is a zoooooooooooooooooooooooooomana, nah
Jokes Etc / Re: Kiss Me by Doggieman(m): 2:21am On Jul 09, 2008
Christ, guys knw the kind of things you put up here. People like dis dnt exist please. try to be real you knw?
Jokes Etc / Re: Dont Be Rude To Your Nurse by Doggieman(m): 11:05am On May 13, 2008
Joey, dont mind dem, its jst that lil trace of Ill, it was pretty cul.
Jokes Etc / The Flying Dick by Doggieman(m): 4:30pm On Mar 05, 2008
A guy was driving his truck along the interstate, when he admitted to his wife that he had screwed around on her. She proceeded to cut his penis off with a hunting knife, and throw it out the window.

The penis whizzed through the air and landed momentarily with a "SPLAT" on the windshield of the car behind, before sliding off. The little girl who was riding with her father yelled, "Daddy! Ew, what was that? I'm scared."

Her father said, "Don't worry honey, it was only a bug."

His daughter said, "Wow, that bug really had a huge dick!"
Jokes Etc / Re: A Man Walks Into A Pharmacy, Buys A Condom: by Doggieman(m): 3:06pm On Nov 01, 2007
hmm!no ne samll thing oh! definitely the oga's wife
Jokes Etc / Re: Is It Possible? by Doggieman(m): 3:55pm On Oct 04, 2007
[b][/b][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] More like heaven is now being turned into MTN customer care. please no dey reason like so that it neva gets to happen

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