₦airaland Forum

philusaau:
Yahoo boy things. I dey see computer for the background

Luchiana1:
08084226895 is der ATM? So i can withdraw

Luchiana1:
how is d hostel like?

halidaf:
Awoof house mr poo.. Am serving in ikare.. Why not rent a house since is DAT cheap

Sleyking:
Am kingsley from Anambra State.....graduated from Enugu state University......posted to Ondo state......anyone coming from onitsha ??......here is my contact 08064075081

Ayo7393:
Hello guys, my name is ayo. Middlesex university. I want to know the living standards in the camp and ondo state in general?. Thank you

Luchiana1:
If you are experiencing load report fail try download your call up letter with this link.
http://portal.nysc.org.ng/nysc4/ResumePayment.aspx works oo esp operamini

Luchiana1:
how far is akure frm d camp??

Luchiana1:
Lagos to camp how many hrs?

noordean:
Baba i fear dat town o. I no dey drink though. Hope the problem is solved nw?

noordean:
tankz man! @bolded,ladiez shey u dey hear? make u no dey use ur body runz posting. no say we no tell u before o.

Abeg me i no want 'irele' o

misfab:
well sorry to burst ur bubble rude boi.
i stay in a self contained room all by myself in Alagbaka...courtsey Federal Ministry of Environment where i serve. nd oh...erm...Alagbaka is d G.R.A here in Akure cos u r obviously in akungba n dont kno shit.
ok.bye.
jus incase u misyarn again

Mc4larin:
Join me celebrate i'm a year older today........ Happy birthday to me!!!

candycrushsoda:
* You spend so much time in my dreams I should charge rent!

* You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.

* Do you have a mirror in your pocket? [No, why?] 'Cause I can see me in your pants.

fibonacciseries:
Any of the boxes can be null then, the two other boxes contain 15 each.
OR
Let the first box contain x,
The second box contains x + 1,
The third box contains x+ 2
: x + x + 1 + x + 2 = 30.
Collect the like terms,
3x + 3 = 30
Subtract 3 from both sides,
3x + 3 - 3 = 30 - 3
3x = 27
Divide both sides by the coefficient of the unknown (I.e 3, the coefficient of x).
3x/3 = 27/3
X = 9
Therefore,
the first number = 9
The second number = 9 + 1 = 10. and
The third number = 9 + 2 = 11
I.e (9) + (10) + (11) = 30. QED.

Leopantro:
be reasonable. if you were in a political position, would you made the following statements

Buhari will die before the Election - Ayo Fayose

*Buhari is brain dead - Mama Peace

*If APC survives till October 2014, call me a bastard.- Doyin Okupe

*Mark my words, It will not happen for Buhari to rule Nigeria. - Doyin Okupe.
If APC wins, I will go on exile. - Bode George.

*Buhari can never win in Yorubaland. - Gani Adams.

*Jonathan will shock APC with defeat. - FFK

*If Jonathan loses, we would set Nigeria on fire. - Asari Dokubo.

*We instigated the 6 weeks postponement so that Jonathan can win. - Fasehun

*I will deliver 1 million votes to Jonathan in Ondo state. - Mimiko

*We shall deliver the South West votes to Jonathan. - Afenifere

*Tinubu is no longer a force in the South West. - Yinka Odumakin.

*Buhari at 70 wears diapers like my mother. - Fayose

*Jonathan already has Lagos votes. - Obanikoro

damesilver:
I think, it is a craving for self esteem and vanity that makes many of us go implausibly extral mile to win the approval of a woman. We fear the pain of rejection but long for the bliss of romance. We thereby became irresponsibly addictive to our illusory object of fancy to the point of grovelling, like a slave who has no choice but at the mercy of his master.

Getting a lady is not so much of work as to maintaining same. Everyone desiring a healthy harmonious relationship must know that one must be able to live happily and of value while alone before seeking a union. That makes you unconsciously radiate an aura of independence. A recipe for charm and attraction.

You may at first have your chance through 'ways' and strategy, i.e. selective generosity, feigned commitment, abscence and prescence, et al. But a time will come when 'laws & logic' won't work but have to revert to the law of simplicity.

All acts of mind-playing games must be substituted for a mind refinedly dedicated to the doctrine of genuine love, truth, whole truth and nothing but the truth.- Being Disciplined.

Time and effort devoted towards attaining spiritual ennoblement will sooner or later bring about those qualities needed for us to attract what is beneficial for our every material and inner development. When we know that all things material will still remain on earth, including the much-praised sex and procreation, we will naturally maintain a reasonable emotional distance for them, thereby bringing us the respect and peace of mind we deserve, as an added gain of the matured spirits. A much freer and less-troubled life.

When we cultivate inner soundness, we know that nothing on earth should be a propensity than the love of the Almighty.
Therein lies the key to all knowledge and wisdom.

dearpreye:
How many of you would have rejected the appointment, if you were in Abati's shoes?

A lot of Nigerians are so hypocritical!

kelvin100:
Move on!

kelvin100:
Maybe...it's not in my hands.

viczing:
Gej till 2019 Because
Buhari is a terrorist
Apc Is bokoharam
Tinubu is a bastard
Osibanjo is a vagabond
Elrufai is a midget
Obasanjo is a monkey
Lier Muhammed is charlatan
Amaechi is a thief
Oshiomole is a scallywag
Kwankwanso is a cow
Ambode is a clown
Aregbesola is a nincompoop
Fashola is a hooligan
Oyegun is vulture
Delemomodu is pig
Igbokwe is a goat
Oby is a concubine
Rochas is a crook



Gej till Buhari dies of high bp

Asuokaa:
I hope she is found...

America has the highest no of serial killers in the world...I hope she's not a victim...