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Every tweet was a hit back to back, From Davido to Wizkid..
Grandpa IBB, if you want the position, come and take it

Cuties.... Lovely daughter with her humorous dad...

God bless me with a girl as my firstborn... Amen

They fresh like tomatoes.... Cuties

You should be happy that she left you before marriage and not while you're both married, that could be a deliverance on your part.....
Treat your ail... impossible is Nothing

Csami:
It depends o! If she cleans your house, wash your clothes, cook for you, have good sex with you....then you must take care of all her needs or still remain single.

Why would she do all that if she's not your wife
#no be only wash clothes, na cloth wash

You should rather say "You're are more prettier than the actress Queen....

You shouldn't compare yourself with her, you're more prettier even tho we haven't met.....

BTW, who knows you here on NL? How are we to know, if you both have the same similarities Shey I know you before ni?

20,000 reasons why you are workless

IamLEGEND1:
rubbísh!

Scratch my car and you no go even make am to the hospital alive.

Things are to be used but People are to be Loved.....

You can always get another car but you can't replace those fingers

cruzita:
God bless mama wey born u

Amen dear and God bless your mama as well

Read with patience

USED vs. LOVED

While a man was polishing his new car, his 6 yr old son picked up a stone and scratched lines on the side of the car...... In anger, the man took the child's hand and hit it many times; not realizing he was using a wrench..
At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures.
When the child saw his father...... With painful eyes he asked, 'Dad when will my fingers grow back?'
The man was so hurt and speechless; he went back to his car and kicked it a lot of times. Devastated by his own actions..... Sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches; the child had written 'LOVE YOU DAD'.
The next day that man committed suicide. . .

Anger and Love have no limits; choose the latter to have a beautiful, lovely life.. Things are to be used and people are to be loved.
But the problem in today's world is that, people are used and things are loved.

In this year, let's be careful to keep this thought in mind:
Things are to be used, but People are to be loved.

Watch your thoughts; they become words.
Watch your words; they become actions.
Watch your actions; they become habits.
Watch your habits they become character;
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.

Do you know the relationship between your two eyes?
They blink together, move together, cry together, see things together & sleep together. Even though they never see each other...
Friendship should be just like that! Life is vanity without FRIENDS.

tjfulloption:
I will first keep quiet, then withdraw it immediately and after that report to the efcc, tell the Nigerian police force and run out of the country with the money

Hahahaha.. How would you run out of the country with the money after reporting to the EFCC and the Police ?



To me, I'll report to the EFCC and the Police force, in that way I'll be seen as a good citizen with rewards..... Maybe, they could give me some out of it

Alanjeffy:
End time FP

End time dasuki gates/doors

Everything don be #End time...... Anyway, we are really at end times

What would you do if you got this alert today?
--------------------------
Alert:Credit

Acct:2320xxxxxxxx764
Amt:N4,200,000,000

Rmks:COL SAMBO DASUKI (NSA) 25 DEC 15
By: 08-Jan.-2016. 09:59:26
Bal: N4,216,549,560
-------------------------
A. Report to EFCC
B. Keep quiet
C. Run out of the country
D. Withdraw it immediately
E. Tell the police.....

As for me, I'm still thinking of what I would do, if that should happen....

That's a lot of money

What is this @the first pix

Civilization has turned some to skank...

Isn't it because Eve knew the good and the bad, that made God cover her unclothedness


Don't get me wrong, its not bad wearing a bikini but..... I comment my RESERVE

Governor Adams
Oshiomhole's Chief of Staff, Hon. Patrick Obaihagbon was
on Tuesday pelted with different objects by a horde of
angry Edo citizens.


According to Leadership, the mob was protesting double
taxation in the state and governor Oshiomhole wasn't
around to receive them. They therefore decided to vent
their frustration on the walking dictionary.

Hon Patrick Obahiagbon was shouted at while some youths
threw objects at him as they insisted that the governor
must address them.
Security agents however were able to calm the angry
youths and they left government house unattended.

A social commentator and Human right crusader, Rev Olu
Martin, said they had to embark on the protest march
because of the hardship occasioned by the alleged double
taxation and land use charges introduced by the
Oshiomhole government.

He said: “We have used every avenue to tell the governor,
when we voted him into office in November 2008, there
were promissory notes that made thousands of youths
support him and by the definition of democracy by
Abraham Lincoln, it was apt then.


“At the beginning, we saw some attempt by the governor to
ameliorate the plight of the people. In the past when the
governor was going on inspection of projects, people will
abandon their wares without even locking their shops.

Nobody remembers now how you came in but how you left.
It appears the government has turned it ears against the
people; all our cries and lamentation have been met with
propaganda by government and all we hear is that they
are being sponsored.”

I still watch some real cartoons when I'm not busy..

The only thing be sey dey no dey die, sooooo fake

I love my Kung Fu Panda tho

Secession is constitutionally forbidden... But then, na by force to stay with Nigeria if they no wan stay... Biafra for Peace... Give us Biafra while they protest peacefully..
Dr Okezie na u biko

It's not really a white man thing, neither is it only 9ja celebrities that produce baby mamas.... Sometimes its a mistake, tho no child is one..
Its a thing of choice, at least it's better than committing abortion..
The best is to be protected or stay away from premarital sex, but who does that??
Its only a few! God help us all

Those are two wrong options...
I would prefer the Faithful woman who can't cook..
That she can't cook today, doesn't mean she can't learn it..
What the hell am I doing with an Unfaithful woman?
If I were a Man, I will go for the faithful..
An unfaithful woman can lead her husband to untimely death...


Btw. Thank God for today as I celebrate the anniversary for the reason why I was born..
God bless November Stars

Thumbs up Op... No 1, 8 & 10 points are nice..
Before I met you, I was ok. After I leave you or vice versa, I'll still be very much ok. Do you know why guys? Cos am the Lord's Pleasure.. Some guys has been feeling like on top of the world cos of the change they give ladies..Ladies don't depend much on those creatures, you got to see the little you can do to earn a living.. Earn your dough and you will get more respect.. The Lord is our strength..

Btw, I'll be celebrating the anniversary for the reason why I was born by tomorrow..
God Bless November Stars

That's their biz, to those who love hating..
Am ok, so long as am living happily with them around me..
If you hate me or my tribe, then hug the transformer or enter River Niger..

Btw, hating ain't good for the health

Oh mine! I'll be celebrating the anniversary for the reason why I was born tomorrow..
God bless November Stars

Yankee and their wahaala.. Impatient set of beings!!!
He think sey marriage na beans, he's insane...
For his mind, he was the one that left the wife.. Little did he know that it was a deliverance on the woman's part.. Sick man

shantelrandy:
Hmmmm....cope and paste, u tried for listening to the message and posting words to words..

Pass by if your were just passing by.. Let others who which to learn, grab something.. I guess you don't need it since you've already listened to the message

Tips For The *******
*Neva wave away warning signals!
The difference b/w Charming & Harming is letter "C"...The man that is
charming today could be harming tomorrow... A guy beating you up like "Osama"
during ur courtship can never be ur husband... If he apologizes & promise not to lay his hands on u again, he's lieing cos he will still do it again....
Run away from such man now that is not late; For him to beat you during ur courtship is a warning signal...

You have a lady as ur Fiancee, when you say a word, she says 20...
That lady isn't ur wife, if she disrespects you during your courtship, she will disrespect u during ur marriage unless you can cope with that....

*Neva mourn ur singleness!
You were not created for marriage, marriage was created for you...
You will not be sent out of Heaven because you are not married but marriage can take you to Hell If you marry the wrong person....

Statistics & even Psychologists has been able to prove that marrying the wrong person can reduce the quality of ur life by 62%...
It is better to be single hoping to be married than to be married praying
to be single again. All you need to do is to pray for the right partner to locate you

*Neva take ur heart on a journey without ur brain!
Don't just shine ur eyes alone because it's not all that Glitters are Gold...
Shine ur eyes, Shine ur Brain & also Shine ur heart.....

Neva allow ur emotion to over rule ur sense of reasoning...
Place a value on yourself....Don't be involved in a Nicodemus Love, you need a love that can be testified! You need a love that can be celebrated!

*Every Relationship must be defined; An Undefined Relationship is a dangerous
relationship because when u don't define a relationship, you give room for
assumptions & assumption is the lowest level of knowledge...

Lots of people are submitting their life to uncertainties all in the name of Love...Love is not blind, if Love is blind, Marriage go open ur eyes one way!
You are only blind until u marry, the day u marry is Reality.com. ....

You are 34 years old & you've been very close to this guy for 6years & you are believing he's ur Husband yet he hasn't said anything..
That man is not ur hubby, any man that needs 6yrs to make up his
mind is not ur husband..He has never proposed to you & you are still believing him to be ur husband..Go Away! Don't waste ur time on a man that won't marry u..
He doesn't need an eternity to make up his mind, he doesn't just Love u!

My Fiance is in Germany, my Fiance is in England and all u have is a Phone number, all u have is email address, You are A Fool of The 21st Century...
Such relationship is as cheap as changing a Sim Card...

*Neva look down on anybody!...
A man may not have a car today but they have not stop Manufacturing Cars...
A man may not have a house today, but they have not stop Manufacturing Building
Materials..You got to understand that his present state is not his final bus stop..

God is not through with him yet.. He may not wear Designers suit today but he's gonna wear a Designers suit tomorrow...
He may not have all the money today but he's gonna have money tomorrow..
It does not take God 24hours to change a man's Sorrow....
It is not over until God says it's over....

Ladies and Gentlemen Be Wise!
Be prepared before marriage and not in marriage

chisco82:
Lol! U no go kill me with laughter. Seriously, who ever that falls mugu should take in in good faith.

Exactly bro

How can that be the best way


Have you forgotten that Vengeance is the Lords

Abeg leave matter.. Just as most guys can't stay without bleeping so many ladies, that's how it is to some ladies who chose to scam or suck guys dry.. One - One

The best way to make your woman happy is to care for her and be faithful.. Women hate infidelity like crazy.. Nice post shaa.. But they won't learn.. Some will be like ; na too much telemundo and Korean movies dey worry us.. You guys should learn to be romantic, caring & faithful, it won't take anything from you

If this could lead to a divorce, then he neva start. He think sey marriage na beans.. Am not saying the wife is right but this shouldn't lead to divorce naa.. Who knows what the man did to her that made her wanna clear her head, of all places, im come be bar .. Forget ooh, Marriage no be bed of roses.. Fight go dey, Love go dey.. It's just a matter of understanding each other

kayo80:
Hmm! But you are already in Seoul.

Yea

Lolzzz, pls guys don't attack her that way.. She has the right to her opinion and you have the right too ignore it... Well as for me, all guys are men but not all are real ... Whether he's Dickson or not. If you don't have some good qualities, we tend to see you as a fake being #dont be offended ooo