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lkillbrokehoes:
Lolz Celine olodo, do I look like your broke ass dad? look at her fugly face

That's harsh bro... Why bring in her dad?

mrkings84:
What's bobrisky's gender?

She is a Male sir.

topiiiiiiii:
Good morning Everyone make una help me o, please how useful can an ex honorable of like 7years back be?because i get one wher just dey carry head upandown sher he can be useful ni?

Never underrate any one of those politicians whether in office or not. Underrate them at your own peril. Remember he may have made a network of very loyal important friends.

Better use any opportunity you have o.

Yet some mumu nogo gree say PMB has killed this country.

All those mofos are feeling the heat now too.

ProfessorBerlin:
Today is my bleeping birthday and I'm still broke
















Have I really failed as a man??

No Sir, you've not. It's just a page of life. You'll soon get to the next page where you'll live in so much abundance.

Till then, never ever think you're a failure. Open your mind to the brighter sides of life.

Happy birthday bro.

dondavinchi:
there is a big difference between APC looting and PDP
when PDP loot they share it among the people
when APC loot they keep it to their selves very wicked set of ppl demons

Don't mind all those people saying APC and PDP are the same. PDP carries the people along in everything they do.

There was money around and we all could feel it. things were affordable. But not anymore.

APC now signs budgets running into 13trillion plus yearly with nothing to show.

Dcaliphate:
Pdp ooo, apc ooo, all of una na the same thing

hunku, PDP is 1000 better than APC.

agwom:
APC and PDP are the same

Yes but PDP is 1000 times better than APC. Argue with your keyboard.

Most confused set of people.... we want IPOB through Biafra. We want to Leave Nigeria, but we also want to be president of same Nigeria that we want to leave.

Aren't we a confused bunch of yoyos!

Everybody listen when I speak are u with me I make 10million in a week Are you weeping....
How we rocked this Man's jamb in campus that year.... Now boys are men, lol!

Zico5:
Good gesture from Nigerian Army. But I don't understand why these people love to give birth like rats. No form of family planning in their calendar even in this hard economy.

The reason is simple, the marriage of 4 wives. You'll see a shoe shiner has four wives and 16 children. Once the children come of age, they're sent to the streets as Almajiris.

Now The unfortunate thing is that Boko Haram easily recruit from Those Almajiris to wreck havoc on same society.


Also, they give birth indiscriminately just so they can retain political power by virtue of their number.


The problems of the North are very far from over.

I thought we now have the ESN to meet Nigerian security forces to force.
Sometimes, as a region, it's our action that puts us in mess.

Wow! Thanks OP. I showed this post to Total Filling Station Manager in my area and he filled my car tank for free.

englishmart:
What's your reaction going to be like if you meet your brother in-law treating your sister this way?

My brother inlaw attempted this in my presence last month, na him injuries plus hospitals bills matter we still dey settle now.

What rubbish! You didn't come to our house to tell us you were looking for a punching bag.

just Imagine a combo of Goodluck and Kwankwaso on the PDP ticket for 2023 Presidency.

Who else thinks COVID-19 May have been brought upon this world through all those their discoveries?

Scientists nogo just allow sleeping dogs lie, na so so trouble them go dey find.

Nature cannot be fully explored o. Make those people no wipe out all humanity with one single ancient key wey dem go open one day o. I don talk my own finish.

Hello, good evening my people. Please who can help me secure a FG job whether in An A list, B list, C list or D List.... Z list MDA?

I'll appreciate if there's anyone who can help me with a sure connect. I have a B.sc Degree In Mass Communication.


Thanks in advance.

kenzysmith:
This yul edochie go stingy o only u and ur papa can afford the bill why humans wicked like this na

I heard Dude is damn so stingy.

Am I the only one who thinks, this is some kinda movie?

Everybody just want trend... #YeyeDeySmell

nonxo007:
Yessssss, they are usually the ones or the SLA who type the list or letters. Or the Senator can simply ask them to get name to fill certain slots.

sorry I have two questions o, pardon me abeg.

1-- What letter do secretaries type?
2-- What's the meaning of "SLA"?

FG and Lies= One
Bandit & Gunmen = Boko Haram
APC and Lies = 1

NwadykExcel:
Could you explain what you mean by this "Nigerian System"?

No worry, by the time ASUU takes at least 4 months out of every academic year and you end up spending 7 or even eight years on a 5 year course... plus you graduate and it takes you another one year before you're shortlisted for NYSC.

Then you spend your one year in NYSC and then the main thing begins; JOBHUNTING.

Trust me by then, lots of your friends who opted for tailing, drycleaning, shoemaking, provision store and other "little" businesses would have been settled with their families.

Then (God forbids) you'd still be carrying files upandan looking for a Job. The most annoying and unfortunate thing is; you'd think you're brilliant and would easily land a job, but under your nose, you'd see a 3rd or even q pass graduate picking juicy jobs while you'll be begging to get even the least paying.

See ehn, my dear, its better you go learn a trade o. Some of us have been there before. We know what we are saying.

I graduated with a Comfortable 2nd class upper since 2011. But till date, homeboy still dey street.

The country is damn messed up bro. This is a privileged information you've got here. One from your elder bro. You either run with it and thank me later, or you jettison it and life goes.

Any which way, I wish you All the best!

NwadykExcel:
Yo bro,i'll never neglect my education.
I will still get up to a Masters in Mech.E.
And a B.sc in Economics and maybe in Applied Mathematics as well.Though i'm still in 100lvl doing Mech.E.
My main plan and back-up plan all involves me getting an education so if you like be there and be doing "vocational skill" .we'll see how far that really gets you.
Anyone can learn a vocational skill and still be very educated.
People looking towards skill auquisition as a substitute for True Education are shortsighted.

Lol.... from this post, I can't tell that this poster is still in his late 10s or early 20s.

No worry, the Nigerian system go soon humble you.

This government is just been untrue. Bubu is working, Katsina state is safe. No student was kidnapped.

I hate nonsense!

Sai Baba till 2099!!!

Netanya:
Sadly , there will be a time when whites will stop having anything to do with Nigerians . I hope he's not doing this 'cos of the Green card .

... and what benefit has your "Nigerianhood" fetched other than daily bad news of kidnapping, insecurity, corruption, nepotism, religious intolerance, hunger, deprivation gross and increasing unemployment and all manner of difficulties and hardships occasioned by a failed government?


American Green card na im sure pass o jare.


But I understand your fear, when all of the able bodied Nigerian young men are getting married to foreigners, who go come marry una.

No worry, the handsome ones are not yet born.

[quote author= post=97013685]We read some comments on this forum sometimes and can only marvel!

We don't know if youths of nowadays ever sit down and plan to make their life meaningful. 
All they are looking for is to say trash against men of God.
What many of you don't know is that you keep shutting doors against your self and your future when you say bs against God's servants.

Just because you have a phone do not give you the right to come online to comment on things you don't understand and say different kinda trash.

Well, we will continue to remember you in our prayers. 
We just pray God have mercy on this generation.[/quote]Wow, so this guy is this reasonable??

This Is my very first time I ever saw him post sense.

"Like" if you're with me, "share" if you're not.

SFCommander2:
Baba, not just anyhow fed job oh. Na confirm a-list fed job you really need to shake away the extreme joblessness. Make Baba God come connect you with one bigshot Godfather.

Ontop this NCDMB matter, God done already do my own for me. I'm just waiting for that day when APLs will be dispatched

You're so very correct sir. Your wisdom na envy to King Solomon.


Amen to your prayers for you and for me bro.

I'll really love to work in an A-list FG agency but at the moment, any FG job wey show, I go hollam tight while I pray, plot and plan for something better.

Damdam24:
Maybe what he needs for now is just your name. Why don't you keep calling him and probably send your qualifications to him .

I've done that sha... I even sent him my LGA, qualification, Course of studies etc.

This Joblessness must end by fire by force. All I need is a Federal Government job.

So our presidency has now become what those people use to "pay back" loyalty and past help?


Nigeria, but who did this to us?

opj21:
yes very easy for dem

It's easy for them....But why did he ask for only my name instead of collecting my phone number, address and qualification?