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maternal:
It's not that serious. Those who are bored hop a plane and go anywhere in the world visa free any way.

Lol, Hop a plane
Do you know the cost of flight? Traveling and cruising can be done only on holidays.

Riele:
Lol ..you're right !
Cutie

I know u have checked my profile but don't use my picture to self-service.

You haven't seen me then

LesbianBoy:
Artificial hips and bum bum!

I mean all of a sudden she now looks like a black Nicki Minaj

Nicki minaj is never white, she's even black.

AgreatMan:
Everyone who went to Germany wanted to make it but life is a biatch. You are still in the system and it's a bit too early to give advise.

Start planning your exit bro, na countdown u dey. But all four points points are valid tho.

I dey enjoy your writing skills tho. But try and get a native. What's d point in paying all that plane money only to hook up with another Naija girl. Them never tire uuu? Even if u dey reason black, you no see colored South Africans or Ethiopians for ground? I go vex for u o.

Relationship is like a negotiation. If a girl feels like u are getting a better deal than her, she will always be reluctant.
Don't be desperate. You will get something tentative, but making her ur gf is up to your game.

Forget all these talk of white girls being a racist or they care about what their folks will say. As long as u no worwor or black like charcoal, u will get something. You a black, u r scarce, n valuable. Goodluck bro.

Very True

iammiracle1:
Mostly applies to Asains and Indians not core whites or Europeans, I don't think such is prevalent there because that's pure racisim...stains? I believe except in rare cases it mostly bores down to preference and culture clash

It also applies to the Europeans and racism exist in every part of Europe, No white parents will want her daughter to have black children because they want the whiteness to continue in the family but having a black blood in their family is like stains to them, To be sincere every parents will want their children to marry from their own race but going for the black race will make it worse because we blacks are genetically dominant, Biracial kids of black and white parents can't never look white it's still gonna look more black than white which will be brown. White families love to maintain the whiteness in their family that's why some don't accept the black race.

salford1:
This was also discussed in the living in Canada thread some days ago. Some of the posters thought that the white girls have craze in the head. Some do actually but most do not. It's just that new arrivals don't understand the culture and the whole dating scene. It's nothing about being racists. Same applies in the UK (lived there for a while). I think alot of non-western black men are confusing the porn industry with reality.

Would white girls date black guys? Of course, she would date if she likes you, and you are compatible culture wise,
gets to know you well to understand your culture and you understand hers, and definitely not because of that thing in your pants. Often times, the non-western accent is also a turn-off to some. You chat okay via text or whatever but the moment she senses that you are non-western, that is the end. My roommate when I was studying in the UK was a British born Nigerian. My guy changed girlfriends (oyinbo) every 4months or so without
the girls ghosting him.

The most common white women that won't mind dating irrespective of whether you come from the moon or from Mars, and are purple in complexion or stink like a skunk: are the big (complex), not fine(complex), sluts, junkie, rejected, on a revenge mission, sexually twisted (cokhold) , etc. You can be lucky to find one of those listed above. Just ensure you wrap up well.

The white girls wish to date the black guys but they are always scared of their other whites boys who will critize her and the starring she might get while holding hands with a black guy. Even their parents might go against dating Blacks because they don't want any interracial blood in their family because they see it as stains and the white girls who do that are often get discriminated.

maternal:
It's not that serious. Those who are bored hop a plane and go anywhere in the world visa free any way.

Not completely true

Enemyofpeace:
God I thank you o, finally I started seeing white people in my dreams these days, unlike before that it was only naija people I was seeing in my dreams. It is now that I know that I have finally arrived in Canada. It is now permanent and to God be the glory

Hahaha this is hilarious

Enemyofpeace:
na true you talk. Abeg help me with a dating app? I no wan die of boredom here and body no be wood

Try POF (Plenty of fish)

Kendumazy:
One dumb girl that God done better her bread with a nice guy and planning to Wed already will stumbled upon that post and adopt such mentality and go tell her soon to be husband and that one go drop her like a bad behavior, go for another girl, she will now come on Nairaland to say, the guy cheated on her. Bla Bla Bla!

payman:
nonsense...if person buy new gadget no be im name go dey d receipt?wen d ladies start paying dowry we will adopt their names.

Gbam! The gods have spoken

toboy:
oh wow! From whom or where did you hear this from? Also when you say boring? In what ways do you exactly do you mean? Can you examples? I would really love to understand further

Hmm Canada is the 2nd largest country with just a population of 39million the country is very big but can be so boring because everyone mind their business there it's gonna be that easy to make friends unless u have a dating app or you're in school.. The Canadians are polite but they prefer to keep their problems to themselves instead of sharing it with others.
And their Winter!!! Jeez... That is when the real boredom sets in.. The harsh winter there can make u stay at home all day for months because u can't really go outside catch some fun unlike their Summer! Their summer is the best to enjoy in The country... But they have longer winter than summer.. Their summer is short like 4months of summer and 6months of winter! Those who enjoy Canada the most are those with their family, if u go alone boredom can make u regret

I have relatives there that do gist me about Canada

Lass Lass Canada is a lovable and livable country
Make God just answer my prayer make i enter cannyland this December

Basalt:
THE GERMAN SEX

You are likely gonna experience involuntary celibacy for a long period of time (depending on your sharpness and social level) on getting to Germany and believe me, the konji wey dey here is higher than that of Nigeria because when cold comes, naturally you go need to hug something or somebody to keep you warm and when there is nothing to hug or somebody to keep you warm, konji will mess you up especially if you are like me that was sexually active in Nigeria.
When I was in Nigeria, I was beclouded with the mentality that white girls love black guys but on getting to Germany, I found out that it's not entirely true. I don't know about other countries but in Germany, girls will usually smile at you, answer you politely when you miss the road and ask for direction, she might even direct you with her google map to your direction but all these things na courtesy.
Don't take it as greenlight. She usually (from my experience and the experience of my fellow guys) might even collect your number but never message you unless you are the first to message.
The chatting later gets boring and any slightest provocation might lead to blocking. It might be working for others, but it has not yet worked for me.
As a sharp guy, I initiated a conversation with two white girls during our fresh bird's party and collected their numbers hoping to have my first white sex but my effort was dulled and bruised.
I invited one of them to my house but she replied Why should I come to your house when we are not friends?
Not minding that we have chatted on WhatsApp for weeks. Here, the mentality of girls are so different. Its not actually racism, some of them don't really feel like dating blacks just as you wouldn't feel like dating everybody.

Fast-forward to matter the topic of discussion, I later met a beautiful Nigerian girl inside the train and went and sat beside her, we greeted and started chatting and I discovered that she is even in the same school with me. As we were discussing, I intentionally missed my stop just to keep the discussion flowing and moreover I no dey pay for train since I have my semester ticket.
we later reached her stop and I asked for her German number and she dropped it instantly when she stood up to leave, we waved goodbye to each other and I noticed she possess a very nice Ass and hip (Not too big but perfectly matches her body).

We became more intimate after the encounter and occasionally attend events together. One day, I attempted holding her hands when we wanted to cross road and she didnt object and as she no object after crossing, I told her that I feel like holding her soft hand forever and she burst into laughter while taking the hand off my palm. I found out that the relationaship flows unlike my guys still chasing shadows with white girls who they are trying hard to please.
I invited her to my place, and on the appointed day, I cleaned my house, the television etc, bought some nice chicken burger and MacDonald Icecream with beef pepper soup as backup incase she wanna bite something, bought fruits like Apple, Berry etc and arranged my bed in the most attractive way while making sure that the air freshener was active.
My room looked perfect and the background music was low and very romantic.
15Mins after arranging my apartment, my bell rang and I started sweating in happiness like sheep wey dem dey cut em hair. I quickly pressed the unlock button and few seconds and went downstairs to meet my supposedly angel, only to see my Classmate Okonkwo smiling sheepishly with his school bag.
Immediately, my face changed.
Me: Guy how far na?
Okonkwo: I dey bro, this one wey you put on your Christmas wear, hope all is well?
Me: Bros abeg, e no dey do me as e dey do you now, wetin dey happen na?
Okonkwo: Make we enter inside first, no rush...
Me: (Sluggishly leading the way into my room with utmost dissapointment...)
Okonkwo: (excitedly).....Omoh ehhh, your room make sense. chaiii, e be like say na tomorrow i go even go sef, make I crash for your place today
Me: Crashigbuo onwe gi ebe anwa (meaning crash kill you there)...Abeg wetin bring you come without even giving me a call earlier.
Okonkwo; Craze guy. E get one graph wey I no sabi as the lecturer take plot am and even how he got the porosity of the formation.
Me; (I started thinking to myself.........which kind nonsence be this, I be graduate assistant abi na village people send this guy come block my parol? why must it be now?)
As I was thinking on how to escape this unexpected dilemma, I recieved a message from Jenny, the expected angel.......

gist to continue later, make I prepare for 8:30 lecture....

Oya come and complete it o

abbey4christ:
Hey Salford, i live in the Greens in Regina, i came in July and landed in Regina. People ask me why Regina and i tell them its nice and quiet

Jeez, I'm the type that hates a hates boredom especially when my environment is too quiet

Smif:
Ogbeni sharap... Him no fine pass dat ibo guy wey get one eye? Lols

Hahaha

salford1:
I have been thinking of how to answer this question. I would type a response, then decide to ignore.

Well, who "not boring" epp?

Some of us came to Canada for better living and a quality lifestyle, not to chase excitement, or look for events to increase our adrenaline or HBP - Lagos has plenty of that.

Infact, after arriving Canada, some of us even move into more quiet areas to live an even more boring life, like some of the naija folks I have met in my new city of residence .

I moved from Calgary to a city of 16k people by what I will call stroke of luck, and now that we have had several opportunities to move back to a bigger city - Calgary inclusive, we would back track when we think if what we would be leaving behind. Things like driving from home to work places under 10 minutes, kids schools under 10minutes, doctor and hospital - under 10minutes: Infact the doc is only one call away, emergency-out of hospital under 30minutes, cheaper housing and living expenses (for the 1st time, we were able to bank over 100k within a year since moving to Canada, this was after taking out expenses, including hols outside the country), kids daycare under 10min, very flexible working hours, a drive to farms to buy better chicken, beef and goat - under 20minutes, going to malls - under 10minutes, kids taekwondo and swimming classes - under 10minutes, prime amazon delivery gets stuffs to our doorstep, low crime rate etc. I am driving to Regina today for a work meeting and already dreading the small Regina traffic.

On public holidays, we Nigerians (docs, specialists, engineers, pharms, accountants, others still in licensing process, and those looking to God for good jobs etc) in our boring city gather together to party, cook, drink, merry, and discuss about naija. After hols, we return to our boring city lifestyle of taking care of our families.

We might move back to a bigger city later, but we want to enjoy this boring lifestyle to the fullest first , and when we do move back to an exciting city or country, it won't be for excitement seeking reasons.

I really love your answer, I've a relative which we bear the same surname, he's like a father to me he's currently in Canada for two years now he already gotten his PR last year December, so the thing is that he plans to bring his family which conclude of his wife and his only daughter plus me as his step-son. The processing already on since the beginning of this year but he's assuring us that it's gonna click to be patient till he get response from the Canada Government, but I'm a bit worried cos it's already 8months now, So my question is Hope they won't be any problem concerning our travelling?

I'm loving this, Please Update.

Don't let anyone discourage you from leaving this country. Migrating to Canada worth it.. Things might not be smooth at the beginning but it's gonna be fine and okay after fews months.

Where's Muritala Muhammad airport?

Hahaha i don't believe this

Canny land

Stencil:
Umm?
_{[deletes sarcastic response]}

Huh? I don't understand you

I heard Canada is one hell of a boring country, so how do u guys cope with the boredom in the country?Do u guys watch movies or play video games?
I just wanna hear from you guys

He's too ugly to feature in Jenifa's dairy.

Jokerman:
So you believe then
Ferguson > Pep??

If Ferguson achieved better then he's better than guardiola.. But Guardiola is gonna catch me cos he's still young and he's winning trophies every season plus he already has two champions league tie with Alex Ferguson.