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EducationRe: How To Get Laid In Oau by dolphinife: 9:23am On Apr 20, 2017
I know one aboki that sells Suya in that Anglo-moz car park, that aboki Bleep over 10 Moz students just cause of ordinary Suya...

Talking of 2006/2007.....

The best and number way to get laid in OAU which u didn't mention is be a Pastor in any of the fellowships....or be a worker....thats just it....you will Bleep so tey, your dick capp will remove.....
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye And Family In Church For Thanksgiving, After Assassination Attempt by dolphinife: 12:21pm On Apr 17, 2017
Sometimes, to whom brain is given, sense is expected
EducationRe: Difference Between Geology And Geophysics As Careers. by dolphinife: 8:12pm On Apr 16, 2017
Geology is arguably the hardest and toughest course in OAU thanks to the lecturers who are just so stingy when it comes to marking, followed by Biochemistry
CelebritiesRe: Adewale Adeleke Apologizes For Saying 'His Dogs Feed Better Than His Followers" by dolphinife: 8:09pm On Apr 16, 2017
The more you grow in age, the more you apply wisdom before saying anything
Christianity EtcRe: Which Church Has The Best Hymn Songs by dolphinife: 2:20pm On Apr 16, 2017
iamNiyo:
Even Bishop no fit sing 100hymns...bros you can lie for Africa
I've been in the Anglican Choir since 1999, and apart from singing over 600 hymns offhand, I can sing over 1000 different tunes offhand too.....this one no be child play....that you are a bishop doesn't give you the license to know more hymns than the veterans in the choir
PoliticsRe: Easter Celebration: Gov. Udom Vs President Obama Photo by dolphinife: 8:30am On Apr 15, 2017
obafemee80:
Pls,dont be fooled.The Obamas are sitting in that position for security reasons
Don't be surprised that nearly half of the people around him are members of security agents,even the aged ones shocked
What a slowpoke.....they will say anything to justify their stupidity......are you people cursedhuh

Have you ever seen Buhari praying with a special golden mat in the mosque before?

Even when Osibanjo worship in Abuja, have you ever seen his seat majestically designed and seperated from the main worshippers??

Useless mofo justifying backwardness

But then, is it my state?

I shouldn't be concerned
PoliticsRe: Networth And Real Estates Of Tinubu (jagaban) by dolphinife: 6:16pm On Apr 14, 2017
BrutalJab:
Oh! Crime and corruption is now justifiable as long as you use the proceeds to build companies in Nigeria abi?

Where were you when God was sharing sense?
Dodoyo......

Almost everybody in this country is corrupt

But we will still appreciate if you invest the money your dad stole in Nigeria, with that, more people would be employed
Jokes EtcRe: Check Out These Hilarious Whistle Blowing Memes by dolphinife: 5:33pm On Apr 14, 2017
Who coined that word Whistleblowerhuh

Why whistlehuh

Why not trumpeting-blowerhuh
CelebritiesRe: #bbnaija: I Don't Mind Dating Efe After Bbnaija - Marvis Says by dolphinife: 5:30pm On Apr 14, 2017
Don't make it sound as if she's interested in Efe's money.

Efe already said he would love to continue where they stopped.

Mind you, the girl is from a royal family in PH...
PoliticsRe: Networth And Real Estates Of Tinubu (jagaban) by dolphinife: 5:24pm On Apr 14, 2017
Thank God he didn't chop the money and starch it at home, nor did he save the money in foreign banks.

He chopp the money and invested it into the Nigerian economy.

How many politicians has investments in Nigeria?

GEJ with all the billions missing under hsi watch, mention any company he owned in Nigeria.

Tompolo and Dokubo, mention their companies in Nigeria....

James Ibori and Alams, mention their companies in Nigeria

Tony Anenih, Bode George, Stella Oduah, etc, mention their investments in Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Buhari Observes Juma'at Prayer Alongside El-rufai,Amosun,Others At State House(p by dolphinife: 5:19pm On Apr 14, 2017
Actually Buhari is way thinner since he came back from UK

I check his head and neck and am scared.....remove those babariga he puts on and u fit pick race

May His health be restored
Christianity EtcRe: No Makeup Photos Of A Lord Chosen Church Member On Her Wedding Day Go Viral by dolphinife: 8:45am On Apr 12, 2017
That's her lot.....her choice....

I wanted to see the wedding gown of the wife of the General Overseer when she did her own wedding.....

That's when I can judge
FoodRe: 10 Gorgeous Times Eba Looked Finer Than You (photos) by dolphinife: 8:43am On Apr 12, 2017
Thunder fire poverty.

That eba was born in China, christened in USA, attended creche in Canada, primary and secondary school in France, University in Japan, and come graduate in Switzerland......

Am hungry
PoliticsRe: We Can Re-present Magu For Confirmation - Osinbajo by dolphinife: 8:40am On Apr 12, 2017
The EFCC act says the chairman should be presented to the Senate

The constitution says he shouldn't be presented

And whenever the act and the constitution clashes, the constitution gains preeminence....

When they know this, why do they keep sending his name to the Senate for confirmation??
PoliticsRe: PDP On Death Row, APC Gasping For Breath – Osinbajo by dolphinife: 8:49pm On Apr 11, 2017
DrGoodman:
Oga, the whole country has failed and you are just there watching helplessly.
Turn him to sacrificial lamb naa
EducationRe: UNILAG Makes History, Produces World’s First “rusticated Graduate” by dolphinife: 1:13pm On Apr 09, 2017
I realised that the same set of Professors we have in this country are the same set of dickheads who protested when their full chicken was halved by the government in the late 70s....

Now the same set of Professors don't even want their students to protest for light and proper hostel facilities......
Christianity EtcRe: Which Church Has The Best Hymn Songs by dolphinife: 8:52am On Apr 09, 2017
ODAROOMS:
But before u can say dis
Have u been visiting other churchs to hear their songs
Just mention the church you know that's hymn oriented more than Anglican in Nigeria
Christianity EtcRe: Where Is God's House? by dolphinife: 8:01am On Apr 09, 2017
God's house cannot be in a filthy place, nor can it be located beside a pub.

Some even make use of club and lounge, hotels and some despicable pplaces to worship God....
Christianity EtcRe: Is Pastor John Obayemi Still The RCCG General Overseer In Nigeria? by dolphinife: 7:59am On Apr 09, 2017
Well since the code of the FRCN has been suspended, what do you expect??

The parties has to go back to the status quo
Christianity EtcRe: Which Church Has The Best Hymn Songs by dolphinife: 7:56am On Apr 09, 2017
When it comes to hymns, forget it, no church even come close to Anglican church

I can sing over 600 hymns offhand

Anglican church has over 20k hymns.....with variety tunes.....
Christianity EtcRe: What Is The Different Between A Pastor,bishop,apostle And Reverend? by dolphinife: 10:26pm On Apr 08, 2017
Is there anything called PASTOR in the Bible??

For you to be a Bishop, who ordained you?


If you called yourself an APOSTLE, Apostle of who??

Is there anything called Reverend in the Bible?
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Joy Increase Praying With Cane In A Church In America (Photos) by dolphinife: 6:21pm On Apr 08, 2017
Nothing is as comforting as attending my lowkey Anglican Church
PoliticsRe: Don't Create More Enemies For Buhari - APC Warns Sagay by dolphinife: 8:00pm On Apr 05, 2017
DickDastardly:
That Sagay is nothing but a confused crackhead. He has never made sense. Prof of Law my foot. Very mad rabbied old dog.
Mention anybody of repute in your family that can match Sagay....even your ancestors can't match his achievements till thy kingdom come
PoliticsRe: My Ambition Is To Set Osun Free From Bad Governance: Omisore by dolphinife: 9:02pm On Apr 03, 2017
Omisore can only win in Ilfe ife


Every other towns in Osun State are lock down for APC. That am very sure of
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy & His Brothers In White Garment (Photos) by dolphinife: 8:00pm On Mar 31, 2017
Smh...that's C and S

That's not Celestiaal.....
BusinessRe: "I Didn't Graduate With 3rd Class" - Tony Elumelu Reacts To Twitter User's Claim by dolphinife: 7:43pm On Mar 31, 2017
He understood the fact that most Nigerians have failure in retentive memory....

They can stereotype!!!

That's how they also stereotyped Wole soyinka to be a third class graduate....the man came out sometimes last year to deny and debunk some lies....

It's just an excuse for failures who used all their time frolicking with assholes while on camppus
PoliticsRe: Buhari Sacks Muhammed Sani-Sidi, NEMA DG, Approves Other Executive Management by dolphinife: 7:40pm On Mar 31, 2017
What a lovely appointment....you hate it....huh

Make use of the third mainland bridge
PoliticsRe: "Igbos And Yorubas Are Embarrasing Nigeria" - Verified Fulani Twitter User Says by dolphinife: 2:32pm On Mar 31, 2017
distilledwalex:
Guy No lie... U no be yoruba kobo... You be Ilaje from ese odo... River bank.. Your been yoruba is not verified..
Ese odo ko, owo odo ni....nonsense....

I've noticed you lots are fond of ascribing towns and states to people at will....are you my father?? Or did you gave birth to me to actually know where I come from?

Even if am ilaje, are ilaje people not Yoruba??

Ignorance is a big disease
Jokes EtcRe: People Are Editing Mr Beans Photos And Its Really Funny by dolphinife: 9:23am On Mar 31, 2017
Shit funnier
PoliticsRe: "Igbos And Yorubas Are Embarrasing Nigeria" - Verified Fulani Twitter User Says by dolphinife: 9:07am On Mar 31, 2017
Conductor please drop me here.......

Actually the embarrasment Nigeria and Nigerians received outside of this country is caused by both Yoruba and Igbos(am also a Yoruba boy from Ondo state)

The embarrasment we received as a result of security concerns which make some countries think we are way uncivilised are caused by the Northerners.....

So it's even
PoliticsRe: How Tinubu’s Wife, Remi, Publicly Embarrassed Ondo Governor At Colloquium by dolphinife: 7:30am On Mar 31, 2017
If you can believe this shit, you can as well believe that the South East will ever get independent from Nigeria......Impossible
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Arrested With 1kg Of Cocainne In India by dolphinife: 6:45am On Mar 31, 2017
Isn't it time cocaine is legalisedhuh

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