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I know one aboki that sells Suya in that Anglo-moz car park, that aboki Bleep over 10 Moz students just cause of ordinary Suya... Talking of 2006/2007..... The best and number way to get laid in OAU which u didn't mention is be a Pastor in any of the fellowships....or be a worker....thats just it....you will Bleep so tey, your dick capp will remove..... |
Sometimes, to whom brain is given, sense is expected |
Geology is arguably the hardest and toughest course in OAU thanks to the lecturers who are just so stingy when it comes to marking, followed by Biochemistry |
The more you grow in age, the more you apply wisdom before saying anything |
iamNiyo:I've been in the Anglican Choir since 1999, and apart from singing over 600 hymns offhand, I can sing over 1000 different tunes offhand too.....this one no be child play....that you are a bishop doesn't give you the license to know more hymns than the veterans in the choir |
obafemee80:What a slowpoke.....they will say anything to justify their stupidity......are you people cursed ![]() Have you ever seen Buhari praying with a special golden mat in the mosque before? Even when Osibanjo worship in Abuja, have you ever seen his seat majestically designed and seperated from the main worshippers?? Useless mofo justifying backwardness But then, is it my state? I shouldn't be concerned |
BrutalJab:Dodoyo...... Almost everybody in this country is corrupt But we will still appreciate if you invest the money your dad stole in Nigeria, with that, more people would be employed |
Who coined that word Whistleblower Why whistle ![]() Why not trumpeting-blower ![]() |
Don't make it sound as if she's interested in Efe's money. Efe already said he would love to continue where they stopped. Mind you, the girl is from a royal family in PH... |
Thank God he didn't chop the money and starch it at home, nor did he save the money in foreign banks. He chopp the money and invested it into the Nigerian economy. How many politicians has investments in Nigeria? GEJ with all the billions missing under hsi watch, mention any company he owned in Nigeria. Tompolo and Dokubo, mention their companies in Nigeria.... James Ibori and Alams, mention their companies in Nigeria Tony Anenih, Bode George, Stella Oduah, etc, mention their investments in Nigeria |
Actually Buhari is way thinner since he came back from UK I check his head and neck and am scared.....remove those babariga he puts on and u fit pick race May His health be restored |
That's her lot.....her choice.... I wanted to see the wedding gown of the wife of the General Overseer when she did her own wedding..... That's when I can judge |
Thunder fire poverty. That eba was born in China, christened in USA, attended creche in Canada, primary and secondary school in France, University in Japan, and come graduate in Switzerland...... Am hungry |
The EFCC act says the chairman should be presented to the Senate The constitution says he shouldn't be presented And whenever the act and the constitution clashes, the constitution gains preeminence.... When they know this, why do they keep sending his name to the Senate for confirmation?? |
DrGoodman:Turn him to sacrificial lamb naa |
I realised that the same set of Professors we have in this country are the same set of dickheads who protested when their full chicken was halved by the government in the late 70s.... Now the same set of Professors don't even want their students to protest for light and proper hostel facilities...... |
ODAROOMS:Just mention the church you know that's hymn oriented more than Anglican in Nigeria |
God's house cannot be in a filthy place, nor can it be located beside a pub. Some even make use of club and lounge, hotels and some despicable pplaces to worship God.... |
Well since the code of the FRCN has been suspended, what do you expect?? The parties has to go back to the status quo |
When it comes to hymns, forget it, no church even come close to Anglican church I can sing over 600 hymns offhand Anglican church has over 20k hymns.....with variety tunes..... |
Is there anything called PASTOR in the Bible?? For you to be a Bishop, who ordained you? If you called yourself an APOSTLE, Apostle of who?? Is there anything called Reverend in the Bible? |
Nothing is as comforting as attending my lowkey Anglican Church |
DickDastardly:Mention anybody of repute in your family that can match Sagay....even your ancestors can't match his achievements till thy kingdom come |
Omisore can only win in Ilfe ife Every other towns in Osun State are lock down for APC. That am very sure of |
Smh...that's C and S That's not Celestiaal..... |
He understood the fact that most Nigerians have failure in retentive memory.... They can stereotype!!! That's how they also stereotyped Wole soyinka to be a third class graduate....the man came out sometimes last year to deny and debunk some lies.... It's just an excuse for failures who used all their time frolicking with assholes while on camppus |
What a lovely appointment....you hate it.... ![]() Make use of the third mainland bridge |
distilledwalex:Ese odo ko, owo odo ni....nonsense.... I've noticed you lots are fond of ascribing towns and states to people at will....are you my father?? Or did you gave birth to me to actually know where I come from? Even if am ilaje, are ilaje people not Yoruba?? Ignorance is a big disease |
Shit funnier |
Conductor please drop me here....... Actually the embarrasment Nigeria and Nigerians received outside of this country is caused by both Yoruba and Igbos(am also a Yoruba boy from Ondo state) The embarrasment we received as a result of security concerns which make some countries think we are way uncivilised are caused by the Northerners..... So it's even |
If you can believe this shit, you can as well believe that the South East will ever get independent from Nigeria......Impossible |
Isn't it time cocaine is legalised ![]() |
