₦airaland Forum

It must be from Edo state if u can trace the family history of that snail. Things happen there.

holatin:
The man get liver ooo if na me I go just pack commot for house.
I can't be an arch rival to babalawo.
I no fit die young

But he survived nah!

They've been lying for too long. Even that 5 senses,add the one of corruption. Nigerians have a sixth sense.

So what they are saying is,when am ready in 2019 to contest,they will dig up my JAMB form when i've stayed in Lagos for almost 20yrs? Make una park well joor. Very soon one Bini man will rule Lagos. Lagos is for everybody.

iceberylin:
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Boring ke,abi funny. You see why sampling is good b4 marriage. Shakara don end.

Okay,so both Ganduje and Ambode would be the ones to continue the fight with GEJ. We dey watch.

Shebi na person wey get House na im dey fight. People wey no get house get time to dey fight for houre. Mtswcheeew..... Any way,i blame APC for all dat is happening.

PDP is the cause.

This is not news. Its just formalty,since the Oba has endorsed him openly.

PDP is the cause of the death.

ammyluv2002:
Fine iyawo but men sha *smh*

Dear,its a man's world.

D'you know what they mean when they say "its a man's world?".

Gflat:
Guys, don't forget our meeting tomoRrow by 2pm

Walahi, u and ur group una no well.

Is this not the same Uniben students thats always disturbing us in our night class jackings to vote for him? Anyways, gud for him. Wats his name?

Enter political e-fighters.
It is APC's fault that hes resigning.

Just hearing Channels Island for the 1st time. Guys where z dis place? Anyways, its recovery from a thief to another. Where does the money go? Does the money go to excess crude acct? Does it reflect on the budget? Abeg make una ansa oooo. I wan know.

If they can impeach a sitting Governor at 4 a.m, in a secondary school,who is a speaker? Not surprised.

denkyw:
nd u expect me. to. read. all. that?

Then aw d'u explain it if asked? Is that too much for knowledge? Unless,u knew it before naw.

This are the questions u ask when u've supplanted ur culture. Guy,dis is Africa. U don dey watch American film too much.

Mr. I.G Puppet in the hands of the President.

hardbody:
They have tried this on me at least twice but I have always instinctively hit at the hand and my phones dropped back in the car. The last time was so funny. Having learnt their tricks, I noticed the guy reviewing my car and signalled to his cohort to distract me. At d same time I moved my phones to a compartment just above the pedal areas. The decoy guy came to my side and started speaking gibberish as usual while his counterpart was gripping for the phones he so certainly saw in less than a minute ago. I knew the game well, so I reached out for my jack knife flipped it and as the guy was bringing his head up and out because he actually leaned into my car, I struck and the knife grazed him. He just shouted and disappeared. I wound up and carried on as if nothing happened. These days I drive with my short gun and this Hausa sword that looks like a walking stick. I am a late night crawler. As I type I just left my office to my drinking pad while waiting for traffic to thin out before I head out to my mainland abode. I work around VI and hang out at Oniru most nights. God punish their papa.

hahahaha.... Na so. God punish their fada.

My own experience happened in Mushin. I was comin back from work early dis year. There was dis young lady driving a siena bus car. She left her phone on the driver's seat and wound down her glass. This guy just came from nowhere and took d fone. The girl didn't even realise even when they were shouting "ole",ole,ole and chasing d guy not until she was told that her fone has been stolen, mehn, u need to see display from d fine babe dat day.

There goes anoda album i must get. Eminem: great guy.

I keep hearing of "EP","LP". What does it mean?

What is dat "Skales" guy doing there? Hes always an upcoming artist, But when will he cum?

CFCfan:
Bayern's Benatia was sent-off in the 20th min.
Bayern were leading 2-1 until the 86th minute, when Aguero equalized. Aguero scored the winner in injury time.

tanx,mehn dat game was something else.

Who had red card? I didn't see any games. But what a match it was! From 2-1 down in how many minutes.

He must fight it and survive. We cant afford to lose good people all the time while d evil ones live. I've still not gotten over d death of Chief Gani Fawehinmi, Chinua Achebe, Fela and oda great Nigerians. U must live and the bad ones take ur place.

I agree its more of the teacher. To me its Maths. I hate dat subject!

Veralaw:
This Okonjo Woman is blessed with the face of an ajo(thrift) collector

U be bad type.

I knew it. The Chadian govt z d one sponsoring B.H