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Feminism is the female version of redpillers.

Tonto will speak out of bitterness..she will blame men for everything.

Its like ur prick is anointed to do exploits..i celebrate with you bro.
May GOD give u all u will need to takecare of them.
E done happen be sey e done happen.

Did not see anything...rather,doctors,engineers,accountants,pilots,bankers and pillars of industries.

Nigeria and her bad govt is too little to deny dis kids of their great destinies and future.

Bro,ex na ex...block her.because e no dey hard e hard.

Some friends no get head.i lost my dad before a friend lost his own dad.he was in same town and never attended.but,kept malice with me for not attending that of his dad.

I taught him a lesson he wont forget in a hurry.

Even GOD dat created everything..says "Taste all powers"
Bible also says "He who finds a wife"
U go dey carry many girls,till u find dat ur wife.stop limiting ur search on one girl.
I dey wonder how a single guy,go carry him heart give one girl.and expect her not to play with it.get many babes as u can,choose a wife from there and marry.enjoy ur marriage with her.cos to me.u went for the best.
And, not date one girl for 6yrs all along.
After u go begin cry like pikin wey dey find mama breast.

If your girlfriend never ask you

"Baby,how many children u go like make we born?" and both of u no get a quarrel from it.

No propose...she no dig ur style.

I will press the fly button and fly above the both cars...for dream ooo.

but,in reality....make no happen.

She dey enter person eye...and she turned down the person.

World best in weapons and bio-weapons.that is all these world powers can boast of.

Ordinary hiv cure,malaria cure,covid cure and breast cancer cure.
Dem no fit produce.but,weapons to end the world and humanity,wey dem no contribute create.all of dem get am.

Him go come use me do brother.

Poverty done chop their brain.

Op,try and tell yourself the gospel truth.
I do cook.and their are ways of preserving cooked food for it not to sour.
The most common in nigeria,is by refrigerating or warming it.failure to do so.....e done sour be dat.and if a sour,na throway be dat.
Your almighty abba kyari na soured soup.as long as they could not preserve it.even with all the methods.he has no value anymore.

The most common average nigerian that drinks garri all day or eats once a day.but,moves about is 100% better than your abba kyari.that eats fried rice inside dss cell with no freedom.

Sit at home wey done worse pass ASUU strike.

They should also build more prisons.

Parents should stop raising thugs.

Just like drinking garri and be having the taste of fried rice and chicken.

Dis woman na comedian.

If the guy had said "u have a good woman for a wife"
She for dey remind u am on a daily.


Play a prank on her.by telling her

"For example oo.just imagine sey u be fine woman".

The look on her face.since she no like compliments.

While for naija,if u leave the givernment..dem go ask youths to pay government unemployment benefits.

Ikillbrokehoes:
Guy wetin be this? e be like say you skip biology class for school.

U forget sey i no well.

Dem say person wey get long throat,no dey share meet for elders meetings....e get why.

Buba marwa.....is my man of the year.

Budget padding

Engage her with a global economic issue,problems of the girl child and ask her for solution,her opinion on youths restiveness,child/human trafficking,way forward for her generation and other bordering issues.

Nothing she go fit talk.na to dey sample nyansh.which is the only thing in her head.

1: Money
2: Cash
3: Ego
4: Owo
5: Kudi

Double0h7:
Who was your biology teacher? They will not make heaven

e come be those pregnancy.wey GOD say "i knew you even before you entered your mother's womb".
anything u like drink.dem no dey ever comot.

XshegzzyeeiX:


Where enough postinor 2 and combination 3 have been ingested.

dont under estimate the power of pregnancy wey enter after too many beer.and valentine sex no dey ever be the same with other days own...the spreading of the legs go make some sperm hide inside liver,kidney and intestines.come.dey drop later.

AdesewaAde:
Many are mad but few are roaming

They are all roaming

Dem go vomit wetin dem chop by november.