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AliEsq:
my email ubuandcofirm@yahoo.com

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AliEsq:
my email ubuandcofirm@yahoo.com

AliEsq:
Need a sample of noun project,anyone.thnx

Pm me

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Ride on rhemite and Buddyy Que Sera Sera

Nicepoker:
where did u see OAU.

SMH

Hw much is compulsory fee for second semester?

OAUTemitayo:
Na jealousy go kil u
Must you mention OAU before we realise you are suffering from brain dehydration

Na wa for you oh. I didn't take it personal sincerely but the girl is actually from your school. OK no vex

OkparaJesus:
You are very useless. Your type must have had episodal or series of
carry over courses. Even if she did not have a boyfriend, how does it
affect? One thing I have got to know as a Lecturer and a Nurse is that
any girl who had devoted her time to her books without boyfriend
would come out with wonderful result and most especially first class. But those that are after
men are mere 3.5 below CGPA .

There are over 70% of SU in Eksu and many of are spilling and splashing sef yet they don't have boyfriends.... I have only one c/o and my 2/1 is still smiling not because I don't have a gfrnd but because I do the needful.

Very good reason for success. Not one stewpid OAU girl telling us she became the best student because she didn't have boyfriend mtcheew.






BTW why is it that these efikos are not so fine.... Just wondering

Kazrem:
You can say that again. Being watchful of him too just chose to silent as I do not want e-argument. I don't like it and it's not my doing

He is ferdimako same attitude

penam:
A poorly written good story.

hahaha it's mere copy and paste oh and just for the laffs

Just for da Lolz.. .
Shola was in SS3.. .His teacher always
yelled at him, calling him "a waste of
conception, time and space. And a sure
failure in life".One day, poor Shola's
grand mother came to school to check
out how her grandson was doing. The
teacher told her quite frankly that she
had never seen such a dumb boy all her
life; and advised her to withdraw and
enroll him under an artisan, because
formal schooling for Shola would be a
total waste of time and money.. .
The grandmother, shocked at the
teacher's remarks, withdrew her
grandson from the school and relocated
to Maiduguri....****25 years later
****The teacher was diagnosed with a
brain tumour. All the doctors she met
advised her to do surgery. And only a
certain doctor in the whole of Nigeria
(practicing in Maiduguri) could perform
this procedure. Left with no alternative,
the poor teacher agreed to have the
surgery performed. Fortunately, It was
successful.. .
When she awoke hours after the surgery,
she saw a handsome young doctor
smiling down at her. She was on artificial
respiration from a machine that provided
her oxygen. She wanted to thank him but
could not speak. She looked sideways
and suddenly began to express shock &
anguish, her face started to turn pale;
she frantically made attempts to raise
her hand and tell him something but
couldn't.. .
She struggled, she fought hard-Then she
gave up the Ghost and died.The young
doctor was shocked. He tried to find out
what went wrong. Eventually he found
out that it was our dear Shola (now
working as a cleaner in the hospital) who
had disconnected the lady's oxygen
machine to connect his phone charger.
Wait oooooo!... Don't tell me that you
thought that Shola became the doctor?
lolIf ah hear....Shola no know book
period!!

stinville:
Will it be possible for me to drop a course now. I have done 2 out of the 4 TMAs. What happens if I just don't write the exams?

You can still drop it

akraym:

FUN BET
Which camera does VIC O uses in shooting his music videos?
a. Nokia C3 b. Option A
Prize: 5 slots free

Dat digits is not on whatsapp

Nigeria has been removed from the list of polio endemic countries in what is being regarded as a "milestone" on the quest to eradicate the disease. The announcement by the World Health Organization (WHO), was made at a meeting of the Global Polio Eradication Initiative (GPEI) in New York. It follows Nigeria going more than a year without a case of wild - naturally occurring - polio. Three years without cases are required before it can be declared polio free. The decision means there are just two endemic countries - Pakistan and Afghanistan - where transmission of the paralysing virus has never been interrupted. Jean Gough, Unicef country representative in Nigeria, told me: "This is an important milestone, but it is too early to celebrate. We need to continue the efforts at every level if polio is to be eradicated." Polio is spread by poor sanitation and contaminated water and usually affects children. The virus attacks the nervous system and can cause irreversible paralysis - usually of the legs - within hours. GPEI was established in 1988 when tens of thousands of children in more than 125 countries were paralysed by polio each year. Partner organisations include the WHO, Rotary International and the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. Challenge Nigeria's progress against polio has been hard- fought. In 2003, some northern states boycotted the oral polio vaccine for nearly a year after scare stories that it caused sterilisation. It led to the virus spreading to many countries that had been declared polio free. In 2013 nine vaccinators were shot dead in Kano. But instead of being a deterrent, it galvanised support at every level. The Nigerian government declared polio a national health emergency and greatly increased the number of vaccinators. And community and religious leaders voiced their support. As a result, the number of families refusing to have their children immunised has decreased sharply. Boko Haram The success has come despite the Islamist militant insurgency in north-east Nigeria. Earlier this month Unicef said half a million children had fled attacks by Boko Haram over the past five months. Vaccine teams have been focussing attention on displaced families who have moved elsewhere in Nigeria, as well as fleeing to neighbouring countries like Cameroon, Chad and Niger. I last visited Kano in northern Nigeria in 2005 and met Aminu Ahmed, and his son Umar - both of whom have been paralysed by polio. Like other children, Umar did not get the drops of polio vaccine and was infected, partially paralysing his right leg. His father - who runs a charity making hand- operated tricycles for polio sufferers - has become a campaigner for polio immunisation. I went back to meet the family. Umar is doing well at school and he now joins his father in persuading families to be immunised. Aminu Ahmed told me: "Ten years ago, it was very common to see families saying no to the vaccine - now they all want it. "We say you do not want your children to be unable to walk, like me." Polio progress Wild polio Nigeria, like the rest of the world, is switching from the oral polio vaccine, given in two drops into the mouth, to an injectable, inactivated form of polio vaccine (IPV). The oral vaccine, which contains a weakened vaccine virus, can in extremely rare cases, cause a form of polio - circulation vaccine-derived poliovirus (cVDPV). There has been one case of cVDPV in Nigeria this year. I met the family of the last child to be infected with wild polio. Isau was 16 months old when he was infected in July 2014. His right arm lies lifeless at his side - the muscles have withered and he cannot use them. His mother, Kanduwa Ahmadu, has just given birth to another boy. She told me: "I will make sure my baby son gets all the doses of polio vaccine he needs. I know that life will be very hard for Isau." It's more than a year since there has been a case of wild polio in Africa. Eradicating the disease from the continent would be a huge achievement. But health officials fear a resurgence of the disease unless efforts are continued to immunise every child. India was declared polio free last year. So far this year there have been 41 cases of wild polio worldwide, compared to 200 at the same point last year.

http://www.bbc.com/news/health-34328447

Bevista:
Thanks for pointing that out bro. I actually meant IMPORTS. My bad.

You're welcome sir

holamiday:
It's now become very obvious there's more to the chibok girls than we've been told. All the questions raised above are important.

Personally, i believe it's either no girls were ever kidnapped or the number was highly exaggerated for propaganda sake.

Always thinking in that direction too. But I'm gathering some facts of late.

Bevista:
I repeat for the umpteenth time - PMB needs to constitute his Economic Team ASAP without further delay. Nigeria needs Fiscal Policy direction to move the economy out of the scum handed over by the PDP.

The CBN governor is constrained as to how far he can use Monetary Policies to manage the economy/Naira. A competent Finance Minister to drive Fiscal Policies is urgently needed.

The problem is much bigger than a depreciating Naira. It's about Unemployment, Over dependence on Oil, Over dependence on Exports, Poor Infrastructure, Poor local manufacturing, etc. I am desperate to hear government policies on these issues.

Times like this make you want to WAIL so loud.

So we should depend more on Imports?

Shymm3x:
Now, folks who lost their dads are different cos all they will have are great/positive memories of him and they'll always lead their lives to make him proud. Even if they don't care, mums will always remind them. You can't even call that a "broken home" per se cos there won't be too much negativity there...though the father figure would still be missing. Dealing with chics from this background should be far easier than the ones from broken homes with bitter mums.

Looool. What happened to ya dad? Ijebu men are always faithful, though it seems they also like polygyny (an oxymoron but that is how they get down lool).

You've been saying Trash joor

drberry:
If Amaechi passes that screening ehn, then I'll doubt the fact that Buhari really wants to bring change. However seeing Donald Duke in that list gives me so much joy.

PS: No matter how much change Buhari would cause, Obj, Tinubu and Gen. TY Danjuma MUST still have some influence in this government. #FACT

But some stupid blind foools will call you Igbo and tanian if you say the truth SMH

Dan2j:
Hehehe..thank God 4 u oo
Na u get 9points go dey form baddo 4 last pfp before donbrowser come sweep u off in d same qualifier.
U're a good punter and I wish u d 1M

Hmmm

The new rules in Ado-Ekiti now makes the people feel like the Governor has tasted a new type of weed.
Strict rules on major roads, seizure and destruction of illegal infrastructures.
Even the governor's speech yesterday showed he is ready for business. So many drama have sprung up since the declaration of the new rules.
From woman going nude to man cutting himself with stones to an hausa man running after a vehicle loading his watermelon away.
Hmmmm
Source? Meeeeeeee

parrotibaba:
Hollywood is a city in Los Angeles, California which is noted as the home of the entertainment industry in USA hence the reason their entertainment industry is known as Hollywood. Others like Bollywood, Nollywood, Ghollywood are just following the trend of the Americans.

More like it.
@Friedplantain dats y I called you here God bless your IQ

Lalasticlala Friedplantain