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Chai

SexyCeline:
God bless the 0p..nairaland guys will soo hate this. Ladies, pls lets not fall prey to them anymore.. #team_true_luv_over_sex

God bless the 0p..nairaland girls will soo love this. Guys, pls lets not fall prey to them anymore.. #team_true_luv_over_money

Welcome on board Prof. Abdullah Uba, good bye Prof. Ado Tenebe but you wont be missed.

So many dramas

bigtt76:
Ejigbo again there's something in that area that just can't keep its head straight. Today na rape, tomorrow na assault or market women being forced to strip naked.... Haba

it happened at idimu, the court is at ejigbo

When it is time for you to blow even if the witches in your village like let them use 8g network, you will sure blow.






Baba God pick up my call oh. Enough missed calls already.

RIP to the dead...

Please bury them beside the poles.

Chai

Wash

I used to love Rochas with passion. Will you say this is a propaganda?

The IG will intervene, he already asked people not to pay ransom to kidnappers

Nzecorneboy:
hy Don. what happened to your whatsapp?

Mail me

Ha

The poster above me deserve a "factory reset slap"






Thank God for their lives.

Na wa oh!
What equality again? They take up the Jobs meant for us by the use of their two pointed apples and Barcelona.
They insult, harass and maltreat us yet you cant raise a finger on them because they are Women and they even want a bill that will make them equal with us after it is very obvious that they are above us.





Paul says "God forbid!"

This is too bad, we all know politicians are bad but please wash your dirty linen inside. If this was done by PDP, you will know what it means to commit a crime like this but APC have a way of defending themselves but what that mama taraba did has given her a bad political image, if she is never prosecuted for this then this government is a joke. When i was made the head of a unit, the first person i disciplined was my best friend.





Think before you quote me!

How do you know it was blown up by cultists?
Did you bother to ask the owner if he settled the rightful witches of his village before setting up the place?

Funny






I've heard series of GNLD stories and will be do glad to add this one to the ones i have.
Serious whopping is advised for these GNLD people oh.

Probe again?



What are your plans for us? Even though i am not in support of looting and embezzlement but all these probes will just keep dragging us backward, let's head forward with better plans and forget all these probes cos even more funds are being wasted daily on all these.
Do your best and stop chasing the past.

Shoot and dont talk...

Education in Nigeria is in a sorry state. But it baffles me that despite the high shoulders of Ekiti state, they cant even make the list of top 10.

So u expect Nigerians to clap for you when you lose? I laff in Swahili. You should know before accepting this job that Nigerians praise you when you win 100 matches and the day you draw with a minnow, you get the whooping of your life.
Ask Keshi, he will tell you Nigerians are not people you tell crappy stories and give excuses for failing to perform afterall you get paid to win matches and not to do otherwise. God save your ass you didnt say all these craps when Nigerian football was made in lagos then you could have known what it means to leave other necessities to watch a team under incondusive conditions lose to a minnow.
My advise for you is to just do your best and ignore the media, bring your players together and get results else, you willl end up like the rest cos Nigerians wont stop reacting and will never settle for mediocrity and anything less than excellent results which you are paid for.



Enough said!

weselomo:
whenever i read about fayose attacking the presidency every now and then, i show it to maryam(my wife) telling her by when all this utterances will boomerang on fayose, not even devil will spare him.
i think dt time is here.

Not even Obasanjo can tackle Fayose. Just forget that thing joor.

In Fayose's voice *Relocate to Sambisa without your Aides*

When the going gets hard, our network providers help ease ur day with hilarious texts....
Imagine receiving this when u are seriously expecting alert.

It's simple..... Just end time eggs!

How far have u gone with what you have?

I love dis kinda festival... Free flogging, only the strongest will last.





Btw OP i thought Ondo is in South-West how come u wrote North-west there.

He already saw this coming before singing "danger, wahala dey"