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12 Similarities Between Peter Obi and Mmesoma Ejikeme.

1. Obi voted in Anambra. Mmesoma wrote JAMB in Anambra.
2. Obi won Lagos. Mmesoma's 1st, 2nd and 3rd choice of schools are in Lagos.
3. Obi insisted he won #NigerianElections2023. Mmesoma insisted she had the highest JAMB score.
4. Obi claimed to be a youth at 62. Mmesoma claimed to be a minor at 19.
5. Obi blamedthe INEC glitch. Mmesoma blamed JAMB hitch.
6. Obi did a broadcast vowing to reclaim his mandate. Mmesoma did a broadcast promising that her results were genuine.
7. Mmesoma's daddy said she was always crying over JAMB. Obi cried 'Yes, Daddy' over the election.
8. Obi won 98% of Anambra's votes. The majority of Anambra supported Mmesoma.
9. Obi went on TV to cry. Mmesoma cried on TV.
10. Obi's followers insulted everybody. Mmesoma's supporters attacked everyone.
11. Obi lied that his brewery employs 60% of Anambra people. Mmesoma lied that she was the best pupil in Anambra.
12. IPOBy Ezekwesili said the certificate of return given to Tinubu belongs to Obi. IPOBy Ezekwesili insinuated that the highest score belongs to Mmesoma.

Moral of the story: Those who play emotional politics will always end in frustration, while those who play strategic politics will always end in dominion.

#TableShaker

Couldntfigurean:
You must be a kid or just dumb
Why you think the Young man here is suffering is beyond me,do you know how much a tokunbo engine costs?

Couldntfigurean:
Nobody owns a car in this useless o.p’s family,that why he thinks This man is suffering,do you know how much tokunbo engines go for?

CivilEngineer90:
Not that am clowning him but i saw him in his house on tiktok, his parlor precisely and i nearly vomited. Dude is really suffering, you know the old clothe chairs that hasn’t been washed in like 3decades, the kind found in a grandpa house is what a youth is like him is using. I was expecting some form of gift token to him at least. Maybe he’s still an apprentice coz how do you work on gears and still that wretched?

Blazebond:
They are supposed to have given this boy a scholarship sha,I like his spirit.

SangoOlukosoOba:
50 million 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Naira or Uzbekistani Som?

Chronosvineberg:
I don't like any of you, I'm ara here

Starboytwo:
I’m reserving my own for my best friend Akin.

No matter how he run from me reach, the day we see, we must resume our obidients vs agbado debacle. I no go allow am rest.

Occurstaem:
What is this for God's sake.

It's because of gullible people like this that make scammers to always be on the prowl. They know stupid people are plenty.

Can't they use their brain?

IbnB:
I clocked you for a low-IQ person many years ago, and merely via your posts on the uber-driver thread back then. You don't even know how to think. So sad...

Inteltower:
as a fool u are you have nothing meaningful in ur life to do this morning but to post trash

ask forbes what they were doing with obinna nwafor by including his name among young billionaires in their magazine when it later turned out it was scammer

stop living a useless life and find something doing for your family

Raskimonojendor:
"Immediately"

Welz:
so in Nigeria our time isn't money?🙂

obinoral1179:
I thought USA will refine is thinking but he is hating under the pretense of catching cruise....

obinoral1179:
You are becoming irritating and it's painful because of your level of exposure......

slimfit1:
Well if the representative of any EU countries show up or America they are giving this illegality a recognition. I'll like to say that they can't complain if we invade their countries for survival.

IVORY2009:
That does not take away the fact that Tinubu came in via the back door

successmatters:


I was there when buharri started and I warned you all. I will be here as long as it will take. I only fear for you.

TheModerator:
Yes, I know you and I'm going to expose you further and bring you to your knees. Ayobo boy, I have been waiting for this time to come.

I asked you to provide a screenshot of the car you presently drive in other to corroborate your story and make the fools that follow you know that you are true and honest. Make me look stupid bro. Instead you are here throwing insults at me, as if they touch me or I really care much about them. I just find your response funny.

Pearl1910:
Last I checked, phone numbers aren't displayed on Telegram.

Felicity001:
Bolt has started accepting 99 cars, that's like bringing ehailing back to stastocoup, you'll see the way baba iyabo go dey laugh Uber drivers now...lol


Mo sọ fun yin eniyan ojo yen...
ṣugbọn ẹnyin kọ̀ lati gbọ́

That will be their talk very soon.


Currently from the last 6 months the demand for Toyota Corolla has gone down.

Currently the demand for 02-04 Corolla has gone up together with 99-2002 camry.

Someone was even asking for a registered Nissan Micra yesterday in Lagos ooo...
If I've to project into the future with balablu being the president I see yellow cabs bouncing back to the ring becoming a champion.

I made similar prediction when indriver was coming inboard that we should start kissing festive seasons cashout good by, many called me prophet of doom. I said it here that indriver is coming to kill the business... Look at it today

I'm saying again, think twice before investing into the business.

Yesterday someone contacted me for a.toks camry sport 2008 I'd for sale and I asked him what do you need this car for? He said Uber... I told him if you must venture into Uber biz bros let's get a Corolla or Honda Civic toks standard and he said fine.
I'll stop being the nice guy and quietly do my business.

Nothing concern me.

You need a good car for the hustle feel free to contact me but note by and gone are the days I used to help low budget clients...lolzzz
If you no get money abeg hide your face.

Don't think of coming to my DM

dav1002:
As a car owner with two cars, using one for the hustle and been among the silent readers association on nairaland
Joined a telegram group here to learn how to increase my earnings by a veteran here who many folks look up to and mentors
After some months in the hustle, saw a post from someone in the telegram group looking for a rental. The telegram group being a closed forum with like minds I posted also that I have a car lying idle and up for rental.
In my thinking I could use it to earn extra income through rentals
So the person dm'd me and we agreed for 30k weekly because from his posts he nets huge and puts in the time so I thought he is ideal for the position
We met signed all relevant document and the car was given. After months I discovered this person was the same person that created this telegram group but used an alternate line to strike this rental deal. Inotherwords he has two numbers on the platform. That means I've been partnering with my mentor 😢

Conner44:
What is hard to understand there?

You collected hp to remit N30k weekly and after a few months you complete your contract and own the car.

You then find a hardworking ‘ant’ driver and give your newly possessed car to drive and remit N30k to you weekly.

You go out and search for another hp contract to remit N25k - N30k weekly until you own the car.

You drive for the week, your own driver also drives for that same week . . . Now you have the choice of sitting at home on a few days and collecting the N30k from your own driver to remit to your new partner.

Every week you now save N30k, in a few months you pay off the current hp you have and then own the vehicle.

You then find another new hardworking ‘any’ driver to handle your newly owned car to remit N30k weekly on rentals.

Now you have two drivers remitting N60k weekly, you then go and take up a new hp contract to remit N30k to your new partner.

From this point on you can choose to sleep for a full week and still be able to collect rentals from your other two vehicles and remit to your new partner. If you’re still hardworking then you will be ‘almost’ certain of receiving N60k + weekly from all your hustles.

In a few months you clear off your current hp contract and then own 3 vehicles working for you. At this point you can still rinse and repeat or just use your skill and experience to manage the current fleet you have.

The above is just a business model one can use in this hustle as a poster pointed out earlier. So at this juncture I hope I have been able to convince you and not to confuse you . . . blah - blah - blah