Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 8:39pm On Aug 11, 2022 |
sbot: Lol, my brother. You’re a big man � Don't believe any lies you hear about me being big. I'm your boy biko  |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 8:38pm On Aug 11, 2022*. Modified: 10:39pm On Aug 11, 2022 |
Barbiturate: I'll pay commission for money I didn't collect. She gat nothing to lose. She will cancel She can't cancel when trip is on. She will be frustrated. You will only have to pay commission of 100 or 150 naira at most. You go still rate am 1 star, click rider didn't pay join |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 8:19pm On Aug 11, 2022 |
Barbiturate: This mumu girl ordered me from Anthony village. Got to her location. Called her and she said that's not her location. I asked for the exact location, she said GT. I was just trying to reverse back from the street beside zenith, then she cancelled the ride. As I was about to enter the road to go turn round and get down at Anthony inward palmgroove, her order came again. I was in a little traffic on the road to GT. She called and asked where I was, I said in the traffic along Anthony village road. Before I got there, she cancelled again. As I was approaching the bank, the order came again the 3rd time. I got to GT, entered and parked well, then she came out and saw me and then went in to call the 2nd lady she was with. They wasted time....it was almost about 5 mins wait time. They came out and were trying to open the door. I already locked it. Immediately it entered 5 mins, I just cancelled it. They were hitting the car for me to open. I wind the glass down and asked why they were hitting my car, they said they ordered me. I asked her; "ordered who? Pls don't hit my car again". She checked and saw I had cancelled. She hissed and told the other lady; abeg make we dey go!
Yes, we take shit in this biz but there are some I really can't take You for don start the trip the 2nd time. |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 8:17pm On Aug 11, 2022 |
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 7:20pm On Aug 11, 2022 |
Viking07: Car dey but na only HP(Hire purchase) you get 500k deposit? Which kind of car and total package? |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 6:13pm On Aug 11, 2022 |
sbot: This is not true.
$150k yearly is a lot of money and only about 6% of the population makes six(6) digits.
Try to have a mentality shift, my brother. You’d appreciate this advice much later. I see what you're doing with my posts boss. Any goodies for me?  |
Politics › Re: 2023: On Peter Obi, Let Us Verify by donbrowser(m): 11:04am On Aug 11, 2022 |
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Crime › Re: Abdulhaleem & Al-Qasim Idris: 2 Suspects Linked To Owo Church Massacre Arrested by donbrowser(m): 9:49am On Aug 11, 2022 |
gentiles: They are Yoruba Muslims. Yorubas are now terrorists. They are Ebira |
Politics › Re: Dayo Isreal: Tinubu Doesn't Sleep Until 4am, He Is Fit To Govern Nigeria by donbrowser(m): 8:42am On Aug 11, 2022 |
stormborn28: Hand dey shaaaaaake, leg dey sahaaake. Baba wey no well, e dey shout emi lokaaaan.emilokan emilokaan......Chaiii..damn. On a serious note, Both this song and "carry me dey go" need to be trademarked oh. Na money them be walai.
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Politics › Re: Dayo Isreal: Tinubu Doesn't Sleep Until 4am, He Is Fit To Govern Nigeria by donbrowser(m): 7:20am On Aug 11, 2022 |
I think this is true. If you watch the APC presidential Primary, bàbà no sleep overnight. He was there throughout. |
Politics › Re: 2023: No Candidate Can Have A Landslide Victory - Aderogba Otunla(Photo, Trends) by donbrowser(m): 8:54pm On Aug 10, 2022 |
Faiththatworks: I'm sure this data was gathered from the Biafran bureau of stastics,Haba this is a very childish representation of what 2023 polls will look like. How will Peter Obi win any state in the South-south and 2 states in the North Central,that's a terrible fallacy. Peter Obi will not win the election of 2023,I daresay he won't even come 3rd,if he's able to get up to 2 million votes around Nigeria then he tried. Delta will be a straight fight between Okowa,Ibori and Omo-Agege,with PDP pulling off a victory,Edo will witness another battle between Oshiomole and Obaseki,I'm sure the margins between both parties will be small with Peter Obi playing the spoiler. Akwa Ibom,Cross river and Bayelsa will be very tight also,but Peter Obi will play the spoiler again and reduce whatever large difference Atiku will give Asiwaju. Rivers is not too certain,if Wike continues with his tantrums until the day of election,then It will be too close to call between APC and PDP, remember APC haven't had an elected aspirant in Rivers in 4 yrs,I'm sure it will be very bitter in Rivers this time around, again Obi will be the spoiler for PDP. It will be a total decimation for Obi in the North-west and North-East,I expect a fierce battle between Atiku and Kwankwanso in the North-west,with Asiwaju playing catch-up,while Atiku and Shettima will battle out the North-East,I see Atiku winning that zone but with little Margin. The North Central will be a battle between Atiku and Asiwaju,I expect it to be very close with Asiwaju winning kwara,kogi and Nassarawa,while Atiku will take Niger, Taraba,Benue. Plateau will be too close to call. I have left the south west and south east out of it because Asiwaju will win the south west,and Obi will win the South-east but the PDP will.be very close in both region. Seriously Asiwaju will only win this election if he's able to stay very very close to whatever Numbers Atiku and Kwankwanso pull out from the North-west and North-East. As for Obi,he will just end up spoiling whatever Numbers Atiku should have pulled to win the Election. I daresay if u add up Obi numbers and Atiku numbers in 2023,it would have been enough to make Atiku the president of Nigeria. That's a prophecy. God bless Nigeria. This one is better than the beer parlour analysis up there  |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 7:45pm On Aug 10, 2022 |
Viking07:
Things are not always black and white o. If we all start posting our real life challenges the entire Nairaland bandwidth go finish. Unless a man is seriously disabled or bedridden, mehn I’ll never support begging online. Here in Abuja you’ll see men with 1 hand, or 1 leg hustling on the street selling different petty stuffs. Bros Abuja is home of beggars |
Autos › Re: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by donbrowser(m): 7:33pm On Aug 10, 2022 |
valarinz: In a haste to prove a point you forgot to check that of the person you're trolling, you know I've given you enough undeserved audience, this is the last.
Good day The joke is still on you. You guess I was new. Alaye shift  |
Autos › Re: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by donbrowser(m): 7:23pm On Aug 10, 2022 |
valarinz: I still didn't see the need/aim of your attack on me sha, I don't think it will make you get free cars from OP,
I guess you're new to NL auto section, I am not easily bullied, I will make my comments anywhere I please, you can keep doing eye service, the person you dey try please, go back to the history of this thread, every single comment I ever made here has been in his defence when it looked like some trolls were just out for some funny biz
Now you too rest, no amount of unnecessary eye service will get you a free car from canada  That's why I said our mission here are different. So you came for free car. No wonder I couldn't fathom why you left your preferred hundreds of thousands of offline merchants for amdman's thread. 2013 account is not your mate  Don't worry I will quote you if amdman ever runs a lottery. |
Autos › Re: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by donbrowser(m): 6:15pm On Aug 10, 2022 |
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Autos › Re: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by donbrowser(m): 5:35pm On Aug 10, 2022 |
valarinz: I'm here doing the same thing you're doing, abi you too no dey sell cars for NL?

Una go just dey look for who to pour frustration on, abeg keep saving your money to buy car in peace, my comments on NL have no bearing on that, Cheers  I don't know hundreds of thousands of dealers that's why I'm here with the sure 1 I know. Our goals are not the same since you know hundreds of thousands of dealers. Rest |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 3:20pm On Aug 10, 2022 |
pope191: Shey typo don follow for drunk now?
Well I think una two match each other   |
Autos › Re: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by donbrowser(m): 2:37pm On Aug 10, 2022 |
valarinz: Same exact thing you're here doing too, or is it a problem if I come to the thread? Does it in anyway affect your ability to save and get your own cheap car? Or is there a rule that states OP will stop selling cheap cars to you people once any car dealer comments
The question should be "what exactly is the problem with me being on the thread". I've made comments on many other car threads this week alone, why is this an exception You didn't state amdman as one of the vendors you use. So I ask again what are you doing here since you know hundreds of thousands of dealers off nairaland? |
Autos › Re: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by donbrowser(m): 2:16pm On Aug 10, 2022 |
valarinz: Trust me any real car dealer won't have a single issue with amdman, only the middlemen does.
We have people like him in thousands on our field, only thing is he is on NL and most of them are not, real dealers even do biz with people like him a lot.
I import cars, I have never set foot in Canada or US, but all my cars come from there, so how do you think it happens I get cars?
Make una stop this imaginary beaf wey dey una head, only a tiny fraction of car buyers are interested in the model of OPs sales anyways, I can buy a car from him, add my markup and sell it on this same site, so why will I beaf him.
For one amdman you know on NL, there are hundreds more in your city, yet everyone dey sell cars, there are thousands if not millions of car stands in Lagos, everyone dey sell their cars, be it lemon, clean title, rust or no rust, high mileage or low mileage, painted or first body, accident or not.... There's no single dealer that is big enough to effect the sales of every other one, make una rest, inugo What exactly are you doing on this thread? I'm yet to read that part?  |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 11:04am On Aug 10, 2022 |
SamuelTaiw0: I think they also saw you as too gentle manly that's why they wanted to test you. Just be careful with women in all. People are blaming you for not turning to buy them water too, but their manners could also have been irritating, I don't know, maybe the way they asked the guy may be sensing foul play. You should have collected your money though and still reported them to bolt that they didn't pay you. Devil sef dey fear you  |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 11:00am On Aug 10, 2022 |
pope191: I can relate to your order. Last week was a bit crazy one for me, to a point I couldn't get over a rider and felt like giving them a rematch in their territory. Just felt I should let it slide, can't be caught fighting ladies.
1st drama started because I won't accept a stop they didn't indicate. I am already tired of the trip, just want to get them off... from the start to the end it was all about f*ck f*ck, for this Lagos! You go enter me, and he no go pay! Lousy girls without regard for the unknown driver. I've noticed my 1 star is certain in the hands of these people, on getting to drop off. They insist I end the trip right in front of them... I'm like this girls won carry me handicap, dance around, they too kept slowing payment. I realised they won't effect payment until I end the ride so I cancelled the trip, serious wahala! Why would I cancel the trip? Told them I didn't cancel, but end as normal, if it is display cancelled on their end they should report to Indriver. Noise took over the air, people have to meddle to settle the issue.
Another one is a trip she sent money less of 100 naira from the actual fare. Saw alert and told her she didn't send the right money, she denied accepting the price and she even gave me extra. I'm like for real, showed her the price on my phone, she picked up her phone and try to show me price, no price found... but that's what she saw. Then ego clash, how much is 100 naira she asked? Told her madam pay your correct fare biko. She try to do transfer and use network as an excuse, reach for the door and say she will send voucher pin to me... Ajala the stubborn boy madam no wahala, we d*e here, if it takes tomorrow morning to get network, you are not going anywhere. Don't do mistake of opening that door oo, it is very dangerous. That's where plenty talk starts... you are the one that will lose, instead of you to go and make more money, blah blah blah. I look at her like what's your own business now, am I doing competition with cheerfulgiver. Las Las still same noise and pity cry, people begged me to let her go.
Ps: don't do the mistake of calling any lady ashawo, you just trigger a violence and emotional side of her. The pathetic side of this is somehow somewhat they we ask the question of "you think say I b ashawo". And don't lay hands on women regardless, that action automatically put one at fault.
I've learnt to develop tick skin and asbord their insults. Thinking through emi lo kan and Bu.hari. if those people subject themselves to true analysis and insults they receives daily. They won't show their faces in public again, but they honestly careless. Lol abeg wetin this word mean? You just remind me of one ordeal with a lawyer I picked from Ikeja to Gowon estate. She was really bossy. She just enter car, was on call, sat at the back and was using her hand to demonstrate that I plug her charger for her. I just ignored her. I started the trip (Indriver) and after a while she finished the call and asked if I didn't hear she's asking me to plug her charger? I just tell her "madam we both have 2 hands". She said what's that supposed to mean and how will her hand reach the cigarette hole from the back, I said it can reach there if you're sitting at the front. She started yelling, I just dey look am. We got to her location this woman short me 30 naira  I collect my money oh. While the whole Issue was going on her neighbors didn't even interfere. Everybody just dey mind their business. It really shows the kind of person she is. Women are something else abeg |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 10:41am On Aug 10, 2022 |
Danniee: Pls which model of Toyota corolla is best for Uber now, considering the cost of purchase, maintainable and fuel consumption? 2014 |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 10:40am On Aug 10, 2022 |
Barbiturate: Thanks yeye. I want to know before my mechanic will overcharge me.
Na Nsukka Enugu road cause am. That road is hell. All the bad roads in Lagos combined together no reach that road No let Enugu people catch you |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 10:38am On Aug 10, 2022 |
joshboss: Good day bosses in the house. Pls who can help out with a car for the hustle. I’m devoted and don’t mind remitting on weekly bases. Pls call me at 09069085298 let’s work. Thanks When you wan dey remit before  Please who has done business with Jekalo before? |
Autos › Re: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by donbrowser(m): 7:02am On Aug 10, 2022 |
 Dealers wey don insult amdman here go use backdoor alternative account bid for car
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Autos › Re: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by donbrowser(m): 9:49pm On Aug 09, 2022 |
MPVGoddess: Just to be sure, given the recent increases in custom clearing charges, does this price cover custom clearing charges as well? E shock you abi?  Wysiwyg |
Autos › Re: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by donbrowser(m): 6:59pm On Aug 09, 2022 |
The Boss is back  Their fada |
Politics › Re: 2023 Polls: PDP Ready To Flush Out APC From Lagos — Jandor Boasts by donbrowser(m): 5:56am On Aug 09, 2022 |
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Politics › Re: What Exactly Is Peter Obi Doing In Anambra State? by donbrowser(m): 7:39am On Aug 06, 2022 |
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 7:31am On Aug 06, 2022 |
SamuelTaiw0: Ah! Chai! Next time ensure you settle on the spot. max they'll take is 20k. If you can negotiate sef they can take 5k. I learnt a bitter lesson too sometimes last year. It was a friend's car and I had no license. story for another day. This thing is not as easy as you think. Sometimes they will never agree to settle outside their office. |
Sports › Re: Birmingham 2022: Oborududu Wins Gold In Women's Wrestling Event by donbrowser(m): 7:55pm On Aug 05, 2022 |
emeernest: Congrats! Where is that guy keeping record of medals table of Oduduwa, Biafra & Arewa Republics? Oya add this one to Biafra.  Let Asari catch you |