Chokehold: U no get problem. I'm 45 and I do exactly the same.
How comfortable are you with it sir? Because I find it no longer interesting and it makes me behave like a child and it's very embarrassing doing it in public
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Omoyor: Good day my beautiful people. Please share my story and hide my ID
My girlfriend and I have been dating for almost four years. We graduated together and she went to (service) NYSC before me. Then I was doing some menial job in Lagos to make ends meet.
During her stay in the NYSC camp, she used to tell me how Hot she feels. When they left the camp, she wanted to come and meet me in Lagos, but since I was staying with a friend, the place won't be convenient for her and I had to discourage from coming. Though we agreed that I would meet her where she was posted to. I had to help her but some stuffs she'd be needing since the school she was posted to gave her accommodation. Cylinder, foodstuffs and utensils. Around June, I started noticing some changes in terms of communication and her availability.
Since I didn't have any evidence to confront her, I kept quiet but I knew something was not right.
She called me one day that she's not doing long distance relationship, it's not helping her. I reminded her that we stayed 9 months during COVID-19, why this sudden change? This barely 3 months since we saw each other ( April). I told her to give me some time so that we can meet up. She declined that I shouldn't bother. I insisted but she threatened to block me. I told her that whosever she's with is not worth the years we were together.
She latter told me that she is dating someone else and that was sorry about everything. That things are tough for her parents she needs to raise money for them and I can't help. I felt very bad that I couldn't help but why did she have to do this?
I nearly commit suicide. I was heartbroken and I felt like running to the road so I can just die. I wanted to call her mom and talk to her but I didn't see it necessary because she's not my wife. I spoke to her elder sister, who in turn spoke to her mom and they were all sorry for and that I should try to forgive and move on.
I didn't have anyone to talk to except her roommate back then in the school. Before they became roommate, we were all friends together even before I started dating her, I had met her friend/roommate first.
I started asking her friend out, she didn't say yes or no. We were still in the talking phase.
After 3 months that she left me, she started calling. Of course I refused to pick her calls. She left a Whatsapp message for me that if I'm not dating anyone now we should get back, that she couldn't love her now ex. Because I still loved her, I gave her the chance to make up. We started dating again but I feel no emotion for her. Like even if she's naked, I don't have an erection.
The worst thing is that the guy infected her with genital warts. Within the 3 months they dated, they had sex almost every day. It took me almost 6 months before I had sex with her
Recently, she has this male corper friend she talk to and she said that she doesn't want the guy to know that she's in a relationship. But they hang out most times and she doesn't answer my calls when they're together. I don't know what to believe anymore.
We plan to make things work out between us but the trust is already broken.
The problem now is I lost total trust in her. Even though I still have a soft spot for her, I feel like I'm going to not just cheat on her in the future, I'm going to sleep around to make her feel the pain I went through. I don't know if I should honestly let her go.
Frank from Lagos
This is your first love as a Guy that why u r behaving childish, secondly u lack inner power to take personal decision, you r taking a girl back who has gone and tested different dick and realized none of them love her then she remembers that she has one guy who love her so much and she called you and you accepted
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Ur case na small CASE.. na to last for bed abi.. okay..
I have 2 Strong options for U!
1). OGOGORO mix with URINE and RAW WEED then leave it for 7 days. after 7 days, u filter it and drink..
mind u. U don't drink with a cup, u drink with a table spoon!..
2) OGOGORO mix with BITTER KOLA and RAW WEED and u also leave it 7 days..
The day way I take the 1st mixture.. NaSo my waist begin dance MAKOSA and SHAOLIN MONKEY dance.
The 1st ASHAWOO wey I NACK, na bottle she use Chase me comort for room bcus I no gree release..
I gats carry my boxers for hand and run enter another ASHAWOO room. that one use CUTLASS chase me comort..
I think I still have the picture of the mixture on my phone..
see pics below..
LITE UP my WEED in peace
WTF MAN!
Regard this must can't we mix This ogogoro with something else because I can't mixer urine and weep because I can't take such, I do not smoke and just looking for what can make me last more long and what will not make me to come quick
Keepamsafe: Just this morning, my female neighbor brought this Oha Soup for me after I apologized to her yesterday over our last fracas. (I brought a girl home, and we had an issue.).
Please note, I have no entanglements with this my neighbor as im not sexually attracted to her even though she’s single and I am too.
I have started eating already, as this is my breakfast to work this morning.
I have been dating my girl for close to 1years now no sex , she always tell me she is not ready yet , this is the girl we bath naked together and do romance together kissing but never had sex with her, just last we she told me she would give me sex as because it was her birthday gift for me, note during this close to a year I have spent on her and sacrifice the little I have just to make her happy because I love her so much I intend to settle down with her, and I have not had sex with any other girl since I started dating her because I would not want to cheat on her, but right now I can't not control my emotions since she told me she will be giving me sex as her birthday gift? Pls how do I control my emotions ? Insult is accepted because it a regular thing here in nairaland
woginid967: Men die from high blood pressure, pls calm down. .i believe you're more mature than your wife, so dont let her phase you into frenzy or any agitated states.
Calmly accept what she has said.
Whenever she is in your physical space, hacck her phone 📱, get spy apps or even with her consent get location apps for every member of your family so you can know where they are exactly.
You can get a phone case tracker for her and install it without her knowledge and be able to know where she is even if doesn't inform you and you'll have peace.
Furthermore if you are doing these, they are free tutorials on YouTube. Android or iOS apps that can be downloaded for it.
Never again worry about secrets when you can find out for yourself.
Thank me later.
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Regard this how can someone hack someone WhatsApp account, not to scam anyone ooo just to know the chats because I feel someone is trying to deceive my babe and it's her close female friend I was opportune to see her Whatsapp messages and before I could see this she refused not allowing me to do so it just a coincidence I had to see it and after then the look on my babe face was fill with guilt
I am please asking for all the genuine help i can get right now to deal with an issue that has tormented me all the days of my life. I am open to criticism if it comes my way.
Situation: my mum (biological mother) is extremely lazy, lacks discipline, difficult to advice and very manipulative. However the laziness aspect is my main issue.
A brief history of myself, i am currently in my late 30s, firstborn and only male, with 2 sisters also in their 30s. I have been managing her case for the past 30 years since our father passed. I should mention that her mental health isn't that perfect and she suffers breakdown at least once a year whenever she misses her drugs. The nature of her breakdown is that she will keep on talking about most events from the past and view them in a negative way, she gets violent at times and uses foul words while cursing anyone who she thinks has wronged her. I pray non of us reading this will experience this in their families.
The chaos we experience whenever there is a breakdown is something i don't wish for my enemy at all, the effect is draining financially, emotionally and in various other ways you can think of. Infact looking back i owe God a lot of gratitude for the strength and courage he has given me and by extension my sisters in managing her very tricky situation. The shame, embarrassment, wasted time and efforts, lost opportunities that have come with her condition can only be imagined. I have had to sleep over at the hospitals various times whenever she's on admission running into weeks at times, i have had to represent the family at functions she was suppose to attend but due to ill health. I was lucky i didn't fail any of my last papers in Uni cos she was on admission, i missed a second class upper courtesy of my mums condition, the only 2 courses i ever failed in my 4 years at the Uni can be linked to her condition. I had to practically plan and organise a wedding for our last born cos she was on hospital bed. Some of her breakdowns happen whenever an occasion or celebration within the family is about to happen... my 21st birthday, final exams leading to graduation in uni, weeks to my wedding, weeks to her second born wedding, a whole month to our last born wedding, funeral of her mother in law, funerals of our grandparents, her own 60th birthday... the list is so long and at times i almost consider it spiritual but i am better informed.
In the last 2 years or thereabout i have been able to connect a few dots and patterns based on what i have experienced and seen. When my mum and her siblings (five) were being raised, the kind of family setup was such that cousins, distant cousins and relatives lived with them. This was because her late dad was a University lecturer, probably the 1st in his Hometown and granny was a primary school teacher, you know how it was in those days. I was able to understand that my mom and most of her siblings except one practically lived a life free of stress cos they had other relatives who were willing and at disposal to do major chores and take up responsibilities at home, they sort of lived a carefree life. I have stayed and lived a couple of times with these other siblings of my mum due to various reasons like holidays from boarding school, moving to another location for job opportunities etc.
I can practically tell from what i have seen with this people. All her life, things were being done for her and she's just free to do anything she wants apart from chores. Even her building project though her own money and sweat was an initiative of her late parents. They were practically her project manager and support system throughout their lifetime. Its a good thing to do but not setting limits and not being hard has it own detriments eventually, cos till date she's entirely reliant on anyone available to do even the simplest of chores. Let me quickly breakdown some of her acts and attitude which is very injurious to her own health.
1. The first on the list and perhaps the most annoying one is her laziness and OMG it reeks to the heavens. She avoids responsibilities and doesn't do house chores and generally procrastinates. My mum will use the toilet in her room and even living room and not flush properly on a constant basis. She does this even when she travels elsewhere. My mum can eat but cannot wash her plates and utensils, she will leave her plates in the living room for days or just anywhere, pots will pile up in the kitchen and will not be cleaned until every other option is exhausted and a new meal must be made. She will not lay her bed or change sheets constantly. She doesn't dress smartly and lacks good wardrobe management. She doesn't sweep, her corridor may not be touched in weeks same with other rooms in her apartment. Shes doesn't bother if she's unkept. Whenever she eases herself, due to her carefree attitude she will leave stained urine on her clothe and she will wear this throughout the day causing mayhem wherever she goes. Just add anything you can thing of as examples, you will find it with my mum. The annoying thing here is that if you advice her or suggest a change, she will rebuke you and tell you your are insulting her.
2. She's carefree and lacks good financial management. She earns well over 100K per month as pension and if we calculate her expenses per month she should have over 30 to 35k as savings. You can never account for how she spends her money! 10 days into a new month, the money is gone. Most times her friends abroad send her free money from and she will just squander the money on frivolities. She has a small shop that she runs, but for her to even stock the place sef na issue, she doesnt have a separate account for business and no stock is taken end of month or at least a quarter. We actually warned her against the line of business as its very common and the profit isn't much. We have practically considered her carelessness, carefree attitude and inability to keep things safe and warned against the shop idea. In the last 3 years she has lost 2 phones of high value. As if she likes to brag, whenever shes having discussion about money that is in her favour, maybe salary or someone abroad sends her money, she will begin to speak at the top of her voice such that an average person passing round can almost get full details. We have severally warned her against this but no luck at all. The consequence is that she has been defrauded a couple of times, you can act as a fake customer care agent of any bank and ask my mum for sensitive details like card number, password and she will give you immediately without a second thought despite the fact that she has been warned repeatedly. As a matter of fact she doesn't listen to her children's counsel or advice, but anybody from outside will give her advice and she ll make us of that one. She once told me off that i am not in any position to advice her that shes older than me and it should be the other way round. But when all the shit happens yours truly will be the one managing d situation.
3. She's manipulative. My mum is a master in this game and i am ashamed of her actions. I can't even mention some of the things she has done to my wife and I on this platform. She lies, deny incidences and things she has said. About her drugs, there is just one rule, do not skip any of morning or evening doses. Whenever she does she will never own up to you and when the effect is now seen, she will still try to cover up by saying she can't remember.
4. She's unforgiving. My mum is the last person you want to offend, even things that shouldn't be considered will be used against you when the time comes. For instance my mum may give someone raw food out of her own freewill or maybe the person asked for it, but months from that time the story can change that the person is the one stealing raw food or looting her house.
I apologise this is a long read and i can't even explain a quarter of what is going on at the moment, but the summary is that her laziness and lack of motivation is driving me nuts, i always have to bear and manage the consequences whenever shit happens. Its not easy for me cos i have my own family to manage and the responsibility is killing. Currently her househelp resigned 2 months back and the house has been a mess since then, she does practically nothing. I have been attending a workshop for the last one week and heard she's been feeding on puff puff and cornflakes every other day without making stew or soup and eating real food. This is a woman that money on her, even if you are lazy to cook, why not indulge yourself and patronise eateries till you have motivation to enter kitchen. Why not even make an arrangement for someone to come cook food for you everyday amd pay the person weekly or daily. We have to think for her and suggest things that require no initiative in most cases. I had to go and buy beef and made blended stew for her last weekend for example to motivate her amd assist like i always do. When i got back the following weekend, the stew wasn't even half used and there was mould on it indicating that she never cooked a serious meal, she was probably buying bread and removing the meat until it finished and lost interest in even heating the stew to warm.
Its more like if i don't do things for her, she will make herself fall into a state where she will enter deep sickness or starvation or depression such that people will see me as a bad person if anything sould happen to her. Already she has created that impression and she's living the lifestyle. Its been two weeks she's has remained indoors for no reason, no opening of shop, no cooking, no cleaning, no laundry, no strolling out and always expecting unknown help from anywhere it comes from. I have told her to pick herself up that help is something we must give ourselves. I have to go out to work daily not sitting down to baby sit my mum who is not an invalid. Her body is complete with no defects but i can't just help her laziness and attitude anylonger, its choking for me and i can't take ot anymore or do more than i have been doing. I have literally carried this woman for the most productive part of my life and done nothing wrong just loving my mother unconditionally. I have come to a point where i have to move on and break some unnecessary connections for my sanity and future of myself amd immediate family.
Please help and advice me guys on what to do. When she not in good health mentally na wahala and serious commotion and when shes stable, i have to battle with laziness, constant manipulations, carefree lifestyle, lack of discipline and vision and lots more. I have endured these cycle for too long. Also note that my sisters are married and are not even available at all, one is overseas and the other in a faraway state. I may not have touched some areas cos the issue too plenty but if questions are asked i would digress into it and share details truthfully. God bless
Moderator Sir/Ma, i beg you to help me push this to front page. I am not feeling good at all. Thanks
This typing is storyline I can't even imagine how I skip some certain place
Pls regards to this , I just wondering what kind of business I can add to my personal life because the country now it not too good someone to do one thing to survive, ,
talented321: Some girls use to forget their body count at 16'' if u see how girls Bleep around within a day'' u will just take ur share and leave it for the next man till god send u one wife or u go to the village and marry one. Because my village has wife materials i can manage, so after when i'm done with the city girls i go and pick one from the village. Now days girls'' many of them has this figure. From 12 to 20yrs has 1000 to 3000 body counts While 20 to 30yrs has 3000 to 8000 bodys
You are joking those village girls that are fucking inside village Bush,
Goalnaldo: Recently I fell in love for the first time with this 23 year old. It felt great. this was the first time someone is calling me baby and having sleepless nights because of me (before you people begin to ask how old I am, I was born in 1992).
About three days ago we were texting on WhatsApp and I asked her how many ex she had had and her reply was "I can't remember". I was shocked 😲 I asked her if there are too many that's why she can't remember and she said "yes".
I'm concerned.for a 23 year old to have dated many men means she has multiple body counts. Will this affect me in the long run? What advice do you people have for me?
PS; I'm not a virgin
That girl has more experience on men that you do, she would drain you and move on, calling you babe doesn't mean she is deep serious with the relationship for her to have several guys at 23year should tell you how experience she is in dating and she doesn't give a Bleep if anything happens to the relationship
An Abuja-based event compere, Stand up Comedian and hypeman, Ogunleye Michael Ehis, popularly known as MC Akpere is currently recuperating after a ghastly accident days after acquiring a new car.
He was said to have hosted an event tagged Rhythm & Cruise With Akpere at De Governors night club in the Garki area of Abuja.
Sources said after hosting the event on Nov. 9, he acquired a Mercedes Benz C230 on the 13, apparently from proceeds of the event.
The sad moment however came exactly a week after when he had an accident on Nov. 20 at about 5am.
A female passenger with her was said to be in a critical condition while MC Akpere also sustain a significant injury.
A source familiar with the incident posted on social media, "We wish to inform the general public that mc akpere is safe and alive the accident happened in the early hour of 5am, which a call was placed across to his management CLINT ENTERTAINMENT @EJANLA1OFABUJA, he was immediately rushed to the hospital at the early hour of 5am, we wish to thank everyone especially @tutuofabuja for your urgent presence. Mc akpere is safe and recovering."
It is not clear what the cause of the accident is as at the moment of this report but Akpere and his female passenger are responding to treatment.
Female wey him one go bleep fellow fall victim because that guy was calling back from a club
An Abuja-based event compere, Stand up Comedian and hypeman, Ogunleye Michael Ehis, popularly known as MC Akpere is currently recuperating after a ghastly accident days after acquiring a new car.
He was said to have hosted an event tagged Rhythm & Cruise With Akpere at De Governors night club in the Garki area of Abuja.
Sources said after hosting the event on Nov. 9, he acquired a Mercedes Benz C230 on the 13, apparently from proceeds of the event.
The sad moment however came exactly a week after when he had an accident on Nov. 20 at about 5am.
A female passenger with her was said to be in a critical condition while MC Akpere also sustain a significant injury.
A source familiar with the incident posted on social media, "We wish to inform the general public that mc akpere is safe and alive the accident happened in the early hour of 5am, which a call was placed across to his management CLINT ENTERTAINMENT @EJANLA1OFABUJA, he was immediately rushed to the hospital at the early hour of 5am, we wish to thank everyone especially @tutuofabuja for your urgent presence. Mc akpere is safe and recovering."
It is not clear what the cause of the accident is as at the moment of this report but Akpere and his female passenger are responding to treatment.
Bought on the 13th. Had accident on 20th omo make i calm down ooo , feeling like I have not achieve anything yet this year
My own is that the people you intend to release pls provide them with jobs because this my small phone I want to maintain it and used it for a while oooo
general111: Hello good people of Nairaland. My fiancée to me today that her ex is requesting to meet her,and she was asking for my permission to go. Should I grant her this request or should I be worried?
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