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pocohantas:
Terrorist
They fly planes too, even better than pilots.

u just made me lol, nothing close to that ma'am, main while enjoy your Sunday, regards from here.

pocohantas:
Lol. I am a ManU fan actually.
Are you a pilot or??

My goodness, am a staunch united supporter as well.
to your question, Or what? haha
you are almost there shah.

pocohantas:
If your homeboy begs you for 2k now, you will tell him they never pay salary. After that you will come online to form guy-code.

You wan use 11k import pussy, them come chop you. Nobody scammed you. Any money wey man give woman for relationship be like money wey im give masquerade. It is gone.

I swear to God am not a Ass licker, would surely like to meet u in future anytime u deem fit. u kept it so Real in your write-up u must be a Real-Madrid fan.

ybalogs:
*One of the most prudent things you should do for yourself in Nigeria today is keeping out of trouble. One of the worst things that can happen to a person is to be sent to jail in Nigeria.*

*Jail in Nigeria is halfway house to hell. Maryam Sanda will probably never be executed, most Governor's do not sign the death warrant anymore. Orji Kalu Uzor will probably never serve full-time.*


*But still Nigerian prisons are like Nazi concentration camps. The food is calamitous, healthcare is none existent.*

*I have seen a prisoner holding his eye ball in his hand, it was still attached to his eye socket by a tendril. Someone used a spoon to scoop out his eye ball in a fight. The nurse was off duty. Nobody cared, he died.*

*I had a client once who was remanded in prison. He was HIV positive and did not tell me. Maybe that would have been further grounds for bail. He could not take his drugs and he relapsed. Before I could try to get him out it was too late, he died.*

*The food given to prisoners is not fit for human consumption, even animals should not be made to eat such rubbish. Meanwhile, huge sums of money has been budgeted for feeding prisoners.*

*Avoid trouble, infact, flee from trouble. Anything that will involve police charging you to court is trouble. If you can kill a matter in the police station, by all means do it. Stop shouting,*

*"I know my right!"*

*This is Nigeria. Your right and left can change anytime.*

*Police will definitely ask for big money, if you have it and you suspect your case is not very solid kill the matter there. Even if you think you have a good case, this is Nigeria.*

*If your lawyer is shouting,*

*"we will meet in court!" in Police station tell him to calm down.*

*It is your case, not his. The use of "we," is merely figurative. He will not stand in the accused box with you.*

*Remember, it is not what you know that matters in court, it is what you can prove. Besides, this is Nigeria. Ihedioha can testify.*

*I was attacked once by a pedestrian in Lagos. The car I was inside brushed him slightly. I was not the one driving. I just told him to be more careful.*

*That is how the guy attacked me. He threw 4 punches, I blocked two and dodged two.*

*I had the opportunity to counter punch but I did not. I am not Anthony Joshua. A police man eventually stopped him. I quickly removed myself from the scene.*

*I was happy enough I was not going home with a broken jaw, neither was I being charged for assault. Sometimes it is better to let some things go.*

*I do not mean that you should turn to everyone's foot mat, but if you are going to take up an issue, ensure you are blameless, or almost blameless.*

*Avoid wahala. If people are beating up a thief do not join, or even stand and watch, even if it is your property that was stolen.*

*If someone hits your car don't start fighting because of that.*

*Do not lend people money. It hardly ends well.*

*Do not surety people you don't absolutely trust.*

*Avoid too much night movement, and partying and clubbing.*

*Avoid people who cannot control their alcohol, they always start brawls.*

*Realize that a bad situation can always get worse, or better, depending on how you handle it.*

*Avoid people who talk too much.*

*Be wary with your speech. Do not talk about people behind their backs.*

*Always assume that someone is recording your speech and videoing your actions.*

*Even if someone comes with negative gossip about another person, do not say anything. If you talk, it is what you said that will somehow find its way to the person's ear.*

*Stop saying things like,*

*" Do you know who I am?"*

*"I no dey fear anybody!"*

*"My yes is my yes and my no is my no!"*

*Finally, remember to keep your anger and ego in check, the world does not revolve around you, it revolves around the sun �.*

Good morning all

Well-done sir you are good to go

blowjohn:
Economic realities are subjective.


When your salary comes in time, you eat chicken. As the salary reduces you eat products of Chicken (Eggs) and subsequently you begin to eat chicken's food, (maize and millet), and finally, when salary is finished, you become chicken itself, spending your time walking around just looking for what to eat"!

Everyone is on a different level.

Nice reasoning.

bluefilm:
But are they not supposed to fall backwards instead of forward after being shot?

This is all what u can type? wanted answering your stupid question but thought otherwise.

may the soul of the slain service personnels RIP

Possibly a case of murder by unknown people to cover up case investigation, forensic analysis and wholistic interrogation should be carried out, to ascertain actual cause of death.

okomile:
Na their way
Officers who are transferred all over the country have wives/sex partners
They don't take their health into consideration and age.
RIP

He went by the way he came to the world

Aunty not all officers, I hate it when people generalize.

No wonder a wise chinese man once said "上帝怕女人之后"

your level of foolishness is mind blowing if this story is true, nobody's daughter deserves such evil you metted on your wife.

u can kill yourself for all i care, but before doing that dont forget to know that you are a huge disgrace to humanity in general, and men in particular.

mopol123:
I'm in Uyo Sir, Akwa Ibom state.

mehn! too bad

mopol123:
Which area is this?

Please come to our rescue. Even it's only Garri we can have to survive this period, God will richly replenish your sources. Two siblings under me and we have nothing to survive on anymore. God bless you.


3082318395

First bank

are you in lagos? come collect a bag of rice.

oka4ugoo:
I funded my wallet since yesterday, Clubkonnect no wan credit me. I've called, texted no response

alright man thanks thought otherwise o... i funded my wallet and it was credited as per india mike mike, i think the crux might be from your bank.

oka4ugoo:
Clubkonnect abeg refund me money na beg I dey beg you.

please shade more light sir, scam alert? because i just funded my wallet this evening.

Omar09:
No doze is overdoze. It's like vitamin C. Take it everyday to boost your immune system. Tankio

Thanks for the validation sir, peace be unto you.

Martinez39s:
I tag you. Later this year, I will release two threads and a series on the redpill. For now, I am a bit busy with certain books I am reading over again.

Aye Aye Monsieur, more oil to your brain, all the best.

Martinez39s:
Have you heard of the redpill? Will you take the redpill?

G you are a living legend, too much sense in your redpill thread, though i cant be categorized a simp, but i still had to take some dose of your Redpill about 2000milligram i hope it aint overdoze?

Pls endeavor to tag me if you invent any new pill, one can supplement with the very potent redpills.

Munzy14:
Easy easy who frustrated You?....


Don't worry when it's time u will know...


Again, why shame?... smh all this inferiority complex people online sef...

lol morning bro, nothing like inferiority complex this way believe me, nevertheless what ever rocks your boat, sail on man, top of the day to you, thank God its friday, enjoy your weekend.

Munzy14:
It's different stuffs for different folks.

I av this girlfriend of 5years now counting, it is best 5yrs of my life...

The issue with relationship is the fact that not every man will be lucky to get a good girl.

If u can't get agood girl, u better remain single bro it's way better.

Girlfriend of 5yrs now and counting, u deh talk am with confidence without shame u no go find way marry am?

Davash222:
If it's me, shame no go gree me fight for the son. I'll count all as my losses and move on.

i just deh like you be that, same with me here.

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dhardy09:
I don't know why I feel Iran hit this Plane by mistake .. someday the truth will be out may the souls of the faithful Departed through the mercy of God rest in peace

Your feeling was right afterall

Witlee1:
My second ftc in the beginning of a year consecutively 2019 to 2020

I dedicate this to all struggling youths out there trying to make their daily bread , We shall all harvest in a big way our fruits

Amen. Happy new year to you all.

lol laughed out real hard, this has to be one of the most comic thread ive read on nairaland all through 2019, Hisbah arrest Nigeria Police man.

seniormallam:
Boko boys don't like it when any soldier is praised for killing them........... You guyz should have allowed this man to continue laying low and be doing the lowkey fight......... This exposure is not good at all.

That's how Col. Abu Ali was brought to limelight with plenty showers of praises....... The next thing boko boys fell him.

this man nah jazz man dont ask me how i know, he has something strong protecting him, that of Lt. col Abu Ali i suspect fragging for his death.

kuku no write CV atall, nobi all this go make person get employment, one no much jobs, the available jobs nah connection and god fatherism done spoil everything.

This guy one die for ring before him go satisfied?

shaggsm:
Lt. Gabby! Shocking . So sad

Sub-LT. Gabby

spacks:
yeah ✌ I miss you lhimeet and other OGs in the thread the juzec aroundnaija 10eola tonynoah1 dexter247 gangster1ms kizyte donem you guys made me taste the sweetness of alabi money. How I wish the hands of time should be reversed. thanks for checking on me

Man Spacks, Longest time brotherly, how the hustle the go? miss u and all the very packard punters listed there, u still dey game of punting?

Heffalump:
You better don't come, it rains cat and dog in Benin City almost every day. Highest of the ND states

You are unaware of the level of rainfall in calabar thats why.

nnadychuks:
I don’t care about how bad the punishment is. I’m only interested in who is being tortured

A wise man, who have asked a wise question you are.

From the pics alone thats obviously northeast, having taken a second look at the face of the man being tortured my guess is, might be a boko-haram.

if indeed my suspicion is correct, just immagine soldiers who have experienced firsthand the atrocious actions of boko-haram against their colleagues,

like videos of captured soldiers being beheaded by boko-haram, soldiers being gruesomely murdered as a result boko-haram ambush etc.

what do u expect those soldiers to do to an unfortunate boko-haram foot soldier captured, in such a case, that drilling in the video is lenient to say the least.

those shouting no matter what offence the man committed, he shouldnt be treated like that know nothing.