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stephenoginni: both. but i wud say first choice coz if u ar an indigene and u didnt meet d cut off u no dey go anywhere o.

thnx bro. But if a first choicee has 56(for example) and indigene but not first choice has 61. WU has maw chances?

indigene or first choice which one is more important?

chipmunkey: NO iTS THE WORST FEELING EVER, Suffered it many times and gotten used to it.

u are already a regular customer

Adrenaline123:

nice signature

Don't know what to type. Lmao

stephenoginni: pls wud lasu release admission list first or they wud do d 2nd post ume.

let someone pls ansa dis

E = everlasting
B = blessing
O = of the
L = lord
A = almight
May"EB0LA"LOCATE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY, CAN I
HEAR A
BIG AMEN

suwailad: dont be scared. I'm always on the look out anticipating what will cause the 3rd world war to begin so armageddon happens quickly.

ahn ahn. Armageddon ke? Y shul u say such. Me still young o.

suwailad: Yes

me dey fear u o

Daraplato: That OAU of a school needs Prayers. Sometimes I wish I could transfer.

common how can u say that to the best school in naija.

If u do aluta or not. It doesn't affect the school, na d students I dey pity pass sha. Well vote for me as the president come 2023

The guy is over hyped. All his songs must always talk about sky, rainbow, stars, sun, moon, etc. Shey dem curse am with ancestral bodies?

suwailad: too bad the missiles didnt bring down the pope's plane

was that what u wanted?

E don do!!! No talk about war again Jare. I'm still very young. Una no dey fear?

Pls the memory is quite small and how can I also upgrade form bold 2 to 4

NB: This is a faction, and don't mind my use of words I aint a writer. Thanks.


There were these twins as usually named TAIYE and KEHINDE. They were my senior in secondary school. With two years. Both in d same class but we attended different schools but know them in my hood.
Both were short and a little robust, from Muslim parents, and both were girls. Taiye was gentle, (don't know if she's obedient) but I hardly hear other people complain about her. KEHINDE on the other hand was wayward, I mean really wayward, going out with different guys and some how a no nonsense person, u can't win her in a fight. Both finished secondary in the same year, none of them had the mind to further their education, Taiye began to learn tailoring, while kehinde was a learnin a work also (don't know exactly).
When they wanted to do their walimot ( an Islamic graduation from an Islamic school) a woman had to advice them to dress decently, for the time being that after the time ehn ehn they can now dress how they like (can u imagine that.) well they did (d twins and others involved) recently not upto 3 -4 months I saw Kehinde using a big hijab ( a Muslim covering for women), gloves and socks only leaving the face. The Hijab is upto six yards. (lolz.). So I asked people (cos we are no longer living around after ma secondary education, but ma mums business is around the place,) why she was dressing that way, and they told me that her wedding day si forthcoming, what! I exclaimed, she is not in school talkless of graduating, don't think she has any job at hand, and she want to marry? So I asked why she was dressing that way only to be told that she was going to marry an alfa (an Islamic scholar) even heard they met on FB (don't know how true that is) well on the eve of the wedding the venue was directly opposite my mums working place, so I saw their flex (couple to be) cool, was around the area till nigth so on my way going, I saw that her friends organised a party for her, thinking that will be her last party amongst her peers. She was in the middle doing what she knows how to do best.
On the d day. Twas a Saturday. (wasn't there though, but ma sis was there) the Husby came from Ibadan, and to my surprise she has two wives bfor. Hmmm. So the party was still going when they were introducing the family member, the mother of the groom was masked, they pointed to her where she was seated but no one could see her face, the two wives were masked, and other family members as long as they are married their wives were masked so it was a gathering of masquerades and the alfas that tie heavy cloths (turban don't know if I'l ryt) on their heads with heavy beards. *fast forward* they called the bride forward (every one still in joyous mood) and they exclaimed Oti fewo o Oti fewo o ( she wants to wear it she wants to wear it) evry one focused their attention on them even the passersby cos its an open space they shouted the same thing again about 3 times and two men at her back brought out a black thick cloth from a bag and forced it on her. Gbam!!! the ppl form the groom side shouted in victory, while the brides side were like mourning as if they've lost a child( haven't they?) and the visitors from the mothers side started vacating their seats one after the other, her friends were at the verge of tears I know that she'll also be shedding tears also. Two men held her like a drunken and weak masquerade and took her to her father's house, which was abt 2 minutes away from the venue, maybe telling her that's the last time she'll ever sleep there not upto two minutes they were back. And they took her to the bus they brought (danfo) off to Ibadan.

Now my point, why are people living as if they are in 19th century. A lady that can be better for the society is being taken to captive, where is the right of feminism? Heard that she can't even go to visit her parents except when she's pregnant, some said when she give birth. All d same that is Bondage, her face won't be seen any more only her voice will be heard, even some Muslims there were against it, since then the mother hasn't been so happy, if she collects half a million won't she finish it, what is there in this religion that its still being practiced? Well let's hear ur observations and comments.

englishmart: Na map and organic carbons full your head

me dey fear u o. U wey be say u fell in love with a subject of a d "sexy" teacher. Hmmm

1. Chemistry
2. Geography
3. Biology.

Good job. Bestestgirl

ideee03: Thank You.

don't mention . Lolz

teeo: More like burn them and the Ebola virus on sight. The contacts are like biological weapons waiting to explode.

I support him

what if u were to be infected. U know they'll burn u

mulante: It is the same fear that has pushed this man to write this nonsense that pushed the woman to run away from quarantine. Does this man think its easy for anyone to just sit and wither away for something you did not bargain for. As much as i do not support her action, i do not also think its justifiable to tagged her a WMD or a mass murderer who should be shot at sight. She's just a desperate woman seeking desperate solutions to her desperate situation. I half-wish Mr. Chidi would be in her shoes for one week and feel what she must have felt. People should learn to empathize and sympathize with fellow human beings instead of taking to twitter to issue useless jibes and twits in order to "trend".

on point.

GreyBlood: It was a sizzling love affair, lasted for 3 and half days when she asked me to take a blood oath with her

ur name makes me suspect. Dat u are lying.

How does a simple question become the greatest embarrassment of life?

Mtchew. Based on webometric and u dey happy?