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LiteratureRe: Nairaland's Literary & Debating Day - Season 2 - You Are Cordially Invited! by donguutti: 6:23am On Oct 14, 2012
Nice topic for debate, maybe we can get to learn more about the child abuse epidemic currently affecting
us and about its effects on the future of the kids and it would be better if we could also get some views
from psychiatrists about what "Motivates" child abusers, molesters etc.
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Christianity EtcRe: Is Speaking In Tongue Learnt Or Received? by donguutti: 11:35am On Oct 08, 2012
Speaking in tongues!!!

Most religious folks tell us speaking in tongues is speaking in languages which the devil cannot understand,
this would be a lie, as the disciples on Pentecost day spoke in tongues which ordinary folks from elsewhere
understood.Read ACTS ......if a korean who comes here and does some prophesy in yoruba or vice versa without
any prior knowledge of the language,that would be speaking in tongues.Most people who speak in tongues
do not know what they are doing/saying , its just to keep up the farce of being a strong xtian.
Thus some if it is real(Gift of the Holy ghost), most of it is learned/gibberish.

But who am i to judge,
FamilyRe: The End Of Men: And The Rise Of Women - Are Men Endangered Species? by donguutti: 9:26am On Oct 01, 2012
thought provoking article,the so called rise of women and "End" of men is a true and not
particularly pleasing(to me) issue,but it was to be expected.Male dominated societies held
women back for so long, its is therefore not surprising that when they got the opportunity
to determine their future, they would take it aggressively.in many societies where this has been
the case, the reactions to it have varied from acceptance in Europe and america and china(partially) to
resistance in Japan , iran , africa.

In societies where resistance has been the case,women have trudged on and then have unconsciously rewarded
such societies with very low birth rates, apathy to marriage etc,(not in africa for now).Our brothers in Iran are
trying to undo it . The cardboard or concrete man,is a manifestation of our Ego and nature, We are not that flexible.
Now when faced with more intense competition for means of survival(women in our traditional fiellds), we tend to blame a
ll but ourselves for our inability to adapt. Alcoholism, violence against women,Video games(china) becomes a means
of handling the issue, As nigeria becomes a more formal Economy, Women would gain more positions as they are more
prepared for it, Then we would see more reactions from men , because many Nigerian men are still living in days
of our grandparents.
PoliticsRe: CBN To Print N5, 000 Note, Others With N40bn by donguutti: 9:53am On Aug 27, 2012
wow 40bn, beautiful, and anytime we ask our 37th Governor, "Oga can we see your budget?"
he says "NO,i am independent", i dont blame him , he is following in the footsteps of his
predecessors J.sanusi and S.soludo, how much will he get as kick back, and is redesigning
our currency with this amount, the best way we can think of utilizing this 40 billion.
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by donguutti: 10:32pm On Aug 20, 2012
Scenario 3, scene 4, starts in 40 mins ,where are all those players
who booked 7 and 9 pm NT(Nigerian time).
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by donguutti: 6:48pm On Aug 20, 2012
[quote author=$tunna]oooo, im getting vex here and want to shoot dowm this girls' child game!
dude you got to the end game in this post and then you kept going...? haba

to win this thing, Cuddlemii can i please add a sentence to the bolded to win this thing for this guy?? i want to add something there and all the girls will say...yup, that will do it...because girls are bit-ches and will betray each other fast! fuc-k[/quote]yes i understand where you are going , posted this(below) on this same thread a while back
but just played for the fun.no vex...

i would ask her, who were the friends with whom she was "rehearsing", (names and all),cooking and cleaning wont solve
anything, best revenge is cheating on her with the same friends, after all , who doesnt want a mugu, who can spend and
be used
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by donguutti: 5:58pm On Aug 20, 2012
sweetcocoa: Did you even understand what i wrote there?

They girls don't need to be in the same place when you place the call,not when we were having the conversation.huh
Which is exactly why they would have different versions of the story(which you told me) and at least one
would give a different name of the said girl.
(hope you can guess which one would do that)?

BTW ,i have friends working in brewing companies , so consuming their products,
helps with their job security grin grin cool
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by donguutti: 5:47pm On Aug 20, 2012
sweetcocoa: Storming out is not acceptance of guilt in any way,its more like trying to show you how angry i am that you don't trust me and would choose to verify my words than believe me.

Hey there's no guarantee that all the numbers would be available at the time of your cal but assuming they are,my girls don't need to be in the same place to be able to carry out our plans.(grasping at straws)

Sorry about giving you the number of the one playing the classmate,i thought you requested that too,(i got carried away)

Anyways since I've given it to you,she wouldn't act like she knows what's up,she's just among the list incase you ask about her being my classmate or knowing me.
You gave the numbers of friends whom you were narrating the story to ,remember,not some total stranger

shouting -i dey come, i dey come (bottles wont take No for an answer)
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by donguutti: 5:32pm On Aug 20, 2012
sweetcocoa: Storming out is not acceptance of guilt in any way,its more like trying to show you how angry i am that you don't trust me and would choose to verify my words than believe me.

Hey there's no guarantee that all the numbers would be available at the time of your cal but assuming they are,my girls don't need to be in the same place to be able to carry out our plans.

Sorry about giving you the number of the one playing the classmate,i thought you requested that too,(i got carried away) but since you didn't,her number wouldn't be amongst the ones I'll give.
actually i did , but dont worry ,i would not reveal what they said, i would keep it
to myself , then i would apologize and promise to make it up,to you,
I would organize a candlelit dinner at my place,(chinese dishes) with rose petals all over and
treat you like a queen , we would reconcile , make up, make love and leave happily everafter

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Until the next morning, when i would wake you up by 5-6 am, and tell you i want
to show you something outside, you would think its a make up gift,and when we are
outside you still in nighties, i would lock my place and go to work....

Revenge is a dish cooked at night and best served in the Morning..

(need to go as some bottles have been calling my number)
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by donguutti: 5:09pm On Aug 20, 2012
amya, you are thinking like a lady , while i am thinking like a mugu, come dont spoil this match,
i just scored and now you wan cancel the match because the pitch is wet.
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by donguutti: 5:04pm On Aug 20, 2012
sweetcocoa: As a player that i am,leaving my phone on and letting you be the one to end the call doesn't mean i wouldn't know when the call must have ended.

For the few hours you waited before calling,i would have come up with a plan cos i know you will definitely ask about the conversation,i would have planned with my friends and each and everyone of them will agree to the plan(remember we are a tight clique and we got each other's backs).

When you ask for their numbers i will form angry and disappointed that you don't trust me,i would go on to say that i don't believe you would think i take you as a mugu because i have never given you a reason to doubt my love(I'm a player,i cover my tracks, this is my first mistake) and how much i now realize you never really meant all what you said about trusting me and even accuse you of not really loving me

I will give you their numbers,making sure the one i choose as (the girl in my class was one of the girls and is aware of what's on ground) failure of logic, she was with you remember and can take up whatever challenge you bring on,pick up my bag and storm out on you.
so much assumptions but i would go along,would storming out on me after giving me the numbers not be likened to acceptance of, GUILT.
After all,you would like to prove me wrong with your well laid out plan well , Besides ,i would do anything to prevent such.

,now what are the chances that after the whole planning and scheming , all your friends
who were in on the gist,would be together in a place, very low i guess,then i would call all
the numbers you gave me one after the other in this format.

First i would introduce myself and ask chitchat for a while, requesting their names of course
then , i would switch to angry mode, ranting about how YOU are using me and she would try to defend
you and tell the same story as you did. then i would ask what is the name of the said classmate.
What are the chances that all your friends would say the same name afterall,even the one playing
the classmate.
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LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by donguutti: 4:19pm On Aug 20, 2012
freecocoa: I'll give you full gist darling wink

I'll tell you it was about a girl in my class who was discussing with me and some other girls about one of her boyfriends and how much of a mugu he is, that i found it very wicked of her ,so when i got home i started telling my friends of how people think many men in love are mugus and that they were asking me what i meant,i couldn't find the best words to describe what i meant so i decided to use us(you and I) as an example so they could understand exactly what i meant, also because i didn't want them asking me unnecessary questions and interrupting my story,using us would make it more real, i was still in the introductory part of the story when you called but i've said few things about us before you called,i merely continued from where i stopped so that is what the conversation you heard was all about.
yes, i would gladly believe you(not), and would ask for the name of the girl in your class, and after that, request the phone numbers
of your friends, just to be sure, cos i am so much,in love with you and(men in love are mugus) would want to dispel any doubts that i was the one been
discussed.You probably should have told them her name,?
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by donguutti: 3:50pm On Aug 20, 2012
freecocoa: You can't just end the call without aleast hearing the "shey you girls now get what i mean" part because you would still be listening to hear more of what i had to say(its only natural with humans to be curious) so wanting to have a very big leverage\evidence over me when confronting me would keep you a little longer on the phone.

I'll answer your call sounding as neutral or the way i normally sound as possible,when you tell me you wanna meet later about "the phone conversation" I'll feign ignorance and ask "what phone conversation"?
obviously i listened to the "shey you Girls"bit,if not i would not have been worried about the "my baby" part,
which i why i would want to see you and ask if you were referring to me,you would most likely say , NO,then
i would ask you who were you girls discussing about and would like to hear the full gist............
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by donguutti: 3:34pm On Aug 20, 2012
freecocoa: This is what i will do.

The term 'baby" is the most commonly used name for partners in relationships so i take it that's the name i was using when the convo with my friends was on,or let's say i used "the maga" or even his name sef.

Immediately i realize he's still on the phone,I'll signal to my friends that he's still on and then quickly say ". Shey you girls now get what i mean? that was exactly how she sounded,if not that my baby called and interrupted our gist,there was something i wanted to say that i forgot" I'll then go on to talk more on the matter as if some girl told me all that about her bf,my friends being sharp girls will code and flow in that direction with me

I won't even touch my phone,I'll just let it lie there till whenever he wants to end the call and then wait for what he'll say if he calls.
i would end the call , then call back some hours later and tell her i would really like to talk,face to face,
to her about the phone conversation.you must have said some personal stuff about us,and using the word "my baby"
would still trigger suspicion and i would like to be sure you were not referring to me
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by donguutti: 3:14pm On Aug 20, 2012
waiting for a reply...................,
counting down..................
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by donguutti: 3:00pm On Aug 20, 2012
freecocoa: Don never still show?its about to go down y'all.cheesy
A) Would you say "hello" to him or ask if he is still there or would you cut off the phone?
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by donguutti: 11:42am On Aug 20, 2012
freecocoa, where are thou, pick a scenario and we would play it out,i would
be expecting you by 3.pm or 7.pm NT(nigerian time), if that is ok by you.
PoliticsRe: Oil Producing States Have Cornered The Nation's Wealth- Yobe Governor by donguutti: 4:09am On Aug 20, 2012
Another mischievous statement from a northern governor,Dear Governor , must you have just one source
of income, why not seek another. Ask your counterpart in lagos, if you don't know how to go about it,
You contribute exactly nothing to the pot , yet you are complaining that the people that bring the
food,cook it and serve it, have larger portion than yours.

BTW, North Eastern states have cornered the "Nation's Insecurity problems" and we are spending 900 billion
there, maybe this is just a prelude for creation of an Amnesty program for BOKO, Ministry of Northern
Eastern affairs,defense contractors,"13 percent terrorism derivation", now you have 5 sources. of
income(plus Federal sharing).Whatever ekt bear meant ,x2 would describe you(Mr Guvnor) better.
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by donguutti: 8:05pm On Aug 19, 2012
audience don show, but the actors are not ready to kick off the
show, whose turn is it to play, tellwisdom show us the stuff you are
made off.
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by donguutti: 2:49am On Aug 19, 2012
sweetcocoa: *says to self* I'm just what he needs.

I love them confident and highly intelligent,he doesn't have to be drop dead gorgeous(though i won't mind if he is),but his face should not be one i look at and get angry,i kinda like tall and lanky guys,he doesn't have to be a Bill gates but i don't wanna die of hunger either,he should be one to take things concerning God seriously(not a religious fanatic),a nice guy sensitive to my needs,considerate and has a passion to do charity work.

Finally and very important.....,I'll whisper this one into your ears.
How tall,lanky and intelligent are we talking here,"passion" to do charity work........(no comments).
Going to bed,Feeling sleepy, We have a long Holiday and have enough time to know each other better.
Good nite dear.

@OA$MJ-guy Park Well!!!
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by donguutti: 2:25am On Aug 19, 2012
First- She must be intelligent (for the children's sake).
she should be above average in height, curvaceous,

***chai see question**

she should have a flat tummy, as both of us cant be suffering from the same
predicament and have some other qualities which i cant mention online, for private
purposes only.

So what do you look out for in a Guy?
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by donguutti: 2:07am On Aug 19, 2012
^^working out is not technically correct,wat i meant by "doing some work on my 1-pack",
is i prayed about it, i hope you like a man that prays ..wink
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by donguutti: 1:50am On Aug 19, 2012
well, i woke up late,did some work on my 1-pack(partial pot-belly), some washing and cleaning,
watched some Football , some miss World ,went out with friends and currently on my way home,

how was ur day?
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by donguutti: 1:38am On Aug 19, 2012
@sweetcocoa, sorry about that,so how do we get acquainted?
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by donguutti: 1:28am On Aug 19, 2012
Female Participant - I choose Scenario 1 from the list of Scenario questions.

This is how I intend to resolve the issue:
I will pay him a visit at his place immediately. I will explain to him that my friends & I were rehearsing a line from the church drama coming up soon. I will prepare his favorite meal & clean his apartment. I trust that would sort things out and our relationship will still be intact. I am so good at my game that I trust it would work like magic.
i would ask her, who were the friends with whom she was "rehearsing", (names and all),cooking and cleaning wont solve
anything, best revenge is cheating on her with the same friends, after all , who doesnt want a mugu, who can spend and
be used
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by donguutti: 1:16am On Aug 19, 2012
sweetcocoa: Wtf?

Are you a drunkard? huh
NO, but it quite easy to become one if your GF gossips with her friends on how
she uses you.
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by donguutti: 1:09am On Aug 19, 2012
when is this game starting, i feel sleepy and slightly intoxicated........
who is my partner and on what basis was she made my partner.......(alcohol speaking, obviously)
FashionRe: Miss China Is Miss World 2012 by donguutti: 10:21pm On Aug 18, 2012
there was voting!!!, what a pity , miss nigeria did not inform us
Dont worry next year we would show the chinese,We would rig the votes.
We would send anehih and co to alter the voting system so that all the
votes would come to our candidate,
it would be Miss Nigeria 1.5 billion votes ,
Rest of thw world 50 Million votes.
FashionRe: Miss China Is Miss World 2012 by donguutti: 10:11pm On Aug 18, 2012
just finished watching the belated version of the show, "football is more important than beautiful
ladies i cant touch" kudos to china, as for those disparaging the chinese, this isnt their first
time winning, they also won in 2007(i think). Miss south sudan was amazing(dark and lovely), the
contestants this year were very impressive( beauty with brains) not beauty with Brazilian hair
as our ladies prefer.

miss Nigeria made it to the Semis.gbadexy you are on point
PoliticsRe: Petroleum Industry Bill: FEC Approves Bill, Sends To NASS by donguutti: 8:45am On Jul 12, 2012
can we have a sample of the PIB bill?so many different opinions on what it does,cant be so sure
of i dont see it. the only part which i am worried about is that concerning the oil communities, they
would bear the cost of pipeline vandalization but wont be compensated for oil spills and gas flares.
i really hope its false,
PoliticsRe: Okonjo-iweala Says Fg’s Spending On Salaries Has Quadrupled by donguutti: 8:40am On Jul 12, 2012
too much talk , always whining and doing nothing,Oronsaye has submitted his report but Adoke and his
implementation report is nowhere to be found, even after the expiration of the deadline.but aren't
these absolute figure stats misleading as the aggregate expenditure has tripled and wage bill has
almost "fourpled". so Goverment is spending3 times more and doing less.
RomanceRe: awper by donguutti: 5:53pm On Jun 24, 2012
A lady with high standards knows what she wants and how to get it, but most times they are "psychologically bent",
having issues with over attachment, jealousy, excessive possessiveness, etc.Free spirited ones on the other hand
might not know what direction they want to go, but are very flexible and adaptable.Based on the fact that we become
more conservative as we get older i would go for free spirited as i would not want a overly high standard lady
making my youth boring.

90 day rule!!! what the hell is that,?? can you imagine the amount of congi that
would have accumulated in your system in 90 days, that level of congi fit cause madness.

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