₦airaland Forum

Who is this ebola i keep hearing about , is it another terrorist, Is it on Youtube.
Oga ebola... be careful, our hands are full with shekau and co.

Please tell the President to deploy "white coat troops" in Lagos, but that Might not be possible cos they are on strike(NMA).

Rip to Mr Patrick ,May God grant Your family the fortitude to bear the loss

I Honorable donguutti uses this medium to announce the commencement of Impeachment proceedings against Seun, and Other Mods

Offenses- Allowing hackers cart Away our data, likes and for Allowing Tribalism grow on NL .

Those in favor say EYE
Those against Also say EYE

I expect the eye's to Win unless of course you Nigerians do the Miraculous

FINDING SOMEONE who reads is like dating a thousand souls.

and why exactly should i date a 1000 souls,I resemble demon,1 woman is enough,

If you date someone who reads, then you, too, will live a thousand different lives.

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So if i date someone who reads my life would multiply by 1000 abi, what happens if we get married (

Very True

"PEN IS" mightier than Sword

"PEN IS" assists in the procreation process, Its a creative entity, sword is mostly for Destruction,destructive entity

Creating is greater than destroying,

^^

gbawestic gbawe, gbawe my man, O boy how far na, longest tym, You just scarce for NL,I been dey reason say
that Nairaland/ekiti election Tsunami Been don delete you ooo, I was worried but thanks to God for little mercies.In your absence
there was no one to spin Yarns of verbiage for us.Where you dey since na, abi You just dey busy dey share Rice anyhow
for ilesha abi na ife dem post you.O'boy remember us for Your Rice sharing kingdom.

Who no like free rice especially if it is the Progressive variety, that would effect a Change in our lives,Abi na O'rice you dey
share-^{**** Not interested}.But remember say Uncooked Rice na the Winning formular, if you doubt ask Fayose.Welcome back bro
But this one wey you and cleverly come back same time , una bin dey run the package together


P.s-Mods abeg na Joke i dey, make una no ban me, especially broom waving mods with a mynd of their own.
I am a good netizen of NL, Non-tribalist and i no dey drag Babe with anybody, i mean anybody

Is there an Enabling act for this license or Would it be imposed arbitrarily,The constitution empowers L.G.A to collect
Tv licences Not the F.g

what value do we derive from NTA, ...

Please can i become his Pontus Pilate , I would enjoy flogging the demons out of this fella

P.s .....Whatever it is he smokes, I want some.....

And when people say nigerians are not intelligent we take offence.according to SLS ,total revenue frm oil is $65+ billion.

The fg and oil majors have 60:40 share so the total amount going to the federation account is $39 billion.of which $15 billion was recievd and another $28 billion was remitted as petroleum profit tax.the nnpc say productn figures are 5% higher than that given by the CBN.(To make up for the discrepancy).Oil sales data can be found on CBN website.nigeria has never producd 2.5mbpd in its entire history.

Does sanusi want shell,mobil,chevron etc to remit their share to the CBN.Is that logical.Free stuff is never valued especially free education.

2013 goals- abstaining from sex for 365 days and taking alchohol 5 times for the whole year.

The first one has been successful but conji don build 2 storey for my body.can't wait for janiuary 1st 2014.as for the alchohol part,I have taken that, once only so far.

Can't wait for 2014

MARRIAGE - A Place Where unhappy people Go, to either find happiness or make others Unhappy

It pays to be a criminal,you get recognition from all quaters.very soon,this new 'civil society' /NGO would be asking for community watch allowance.

Joint Community Cult Fellowship.(JCCF).kudos to the progressive Governor of Edo state.

Its true,recievd email messages from my bank(s),another CBN move to stabilize the naira. all those hausas exchangers,what would be their fate.This would destroy their biz and might lead to other things.

As for what the exchange rate,should be,the CBN should provide forward guidance or a rate band to avoid exploitation,as the banks now have a monopoly.

A midway rate,between the cbn rate and the Banks mastercard/Visa foreign transaction rate would be appropriate.

Why would you obey traffic rules,you are spoiling the day for the cops.if you had flouted the red lights,other drivers would follow,the police would chase and nab all of you and 5k each would be given as 'traffic light offence fine'.

Its independence day ,policemen also need to celebrate,next time dont be so righteous and selfish

The jtf,Running out of ammo, thats weird.so the light arms from libya are finally in nigeria-anti aircraft and RPG.

but why cant the JTF provide protection for the civilian jtf,those fellas have done well by providing intelligence thereby reducing the rate of bombings,if we cant protect them,it would be a great disservice

Another trash can research.i read the original article on thisday and found it to be an exposure of the failure of our education system.an msc student at Unilag writing such,university dons praising the stupidity.

The fact that we hate homo does not mean we should love stupidity

New Pdp to judge

'Your lordship please order them to remove their APC from our secretariat'

so Old pdp used APC to lock up new Pdp secretariat,i wonder when labour and APGA would show up

Technically,APGA has a case,going by the supreme court judgement, although rochas could pre empt that by not declaring for APC,until the elections draw near.

For benefit of those who do not know abt the SC Judgment.it was related to who was the authentic Rivers pdp Gov candidate 2007,which was given to omehia(the k leg ish) but later upturned by the SC.this was reconfirmed by the amaechi tenure case of 2011

your grace forgive my questions.

Does removing the law stop the abortion from happening,does it stop the sale of 'flushing pills.

Singing sunny bobo in okorochas voice--"Father ee emela m njo,ka anyi gawa confession"

Nwanna,you are a Kidnapping entrepreneur.no need to share the money wit the real kidnappers.but how will he appear in court-as kidnap victim or as kidnapper.or will he face a fraud count

I guess this is a better option than baby factories.at least the sperm arent human beings.so even with sperm "donation",women stil dey find "tall,dark and handsome"

But does this mean that my wife could go and get pregnant without me knowing.walahi if my pikin no resemble me.na gbege be dat.

God punish nigerian brewries,guinness,british american tobacco and those ganja planters in ondo ,ekiti and edo for reducing OUR sperm count.

I guess some of us(we igbos) should learn to keep quiet and get the job done.This loudmouth has just ruined our chances of correcting the mistake of the british.A few minutes of noise have ruined what would have benefited our grandchildren.

Even the niger delta boiz have stopped ranting and are now stockpiling "incase of incasity".even sanusi lamido has kept quiet and continued his good work of screwing us.You dont threaten someone's lifeblood and expect to go free.As gentle as a dove and as wise as a serpent.

Please do remember to bring back some crates of gulder on ur way back from Abuja.

wow,cutting the fula down to size.but now is the time for more vigilance as the named villages have become targets for reprisals.

I just hope it does dovetail into something else considering the bodija market situation.

And some people want us to dialogue with animals who slit throats and gorge out eyes.The only language they understand is violence.

The only amnesty we would give them is a bullet to the head

Seems these brits are adept at analysing the nigerian situation.remember lord lugards analysis of ethnic groups and now this fella.

Corruption at all levels,impunity at all levels.

1 trillion in 8 years.that is insane.how many bills have those bastards passed.i believe they should all be shot,PDP,ACN,ANPP,APGA,CPC legistlators.


SHOOT THEM ALL

i guess they have learnt their lesson as this same muslims destroyed churches and killed copts on sunday,after these copts formed a human barricade to protect them during friday prayers in the anti mubarak tahir square protest