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Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Cancelled My Friend's Wedding Because Of Premarital Sex. by Donmichaelz(m): 3:18pm On Sep 18, 2013
fluid26: I disagree. The pastor is wrong on this one. Does it mean the girl would never get married? Or perhaps, he expects them to go 'delete' the embryo and return for approval? Or he is hoping for a natural occurrence to 'reset' the anomaly...a miscarriage ? Blighted ovum? Pre-emclampsia? What exactly did he advise as solution to something he identified as a problem.

He claims to be serving Jesus, but he doesn't fully understand the circumstances surrounding the birth of his Christ. Mary was pregnant before marriage [the method of conception here is irrelevant]. She was rejected by society, yet she was eventually married to Joseph. Why? It was Joseph who had the final say, not the society, not the church leaders.

What if the said girl had told the pastor that her conception was immaculate (like Mary's)? What if it was through IVF or other proven non-sex-related method? Would the pastor react differently?

I hate pastors and their ridiculously low mental capacity. Even if he lacks knowledge, he should borrow some common sense from past events and save himself this embarrassment.
See these Fool quotin scriptures,did dey tell u d girl was carrying baby jesus?stop using awkward examples to give illustations....If you sleep with a Girl b4 marriage its a Sin,I am still a virgin and proud of It,I guese you guys wount understand wat the bible ment by keeping the bed holy until marriage 95% of you have had SE.X every now and den,dats why when you see the truth you try to cover it..SMH

ITs like most of u slept wit d. W*hore. b4 u married her and dats why you are finding it hard to accept d truth...Marriage in church is ment for Virgins not W**hore(guys included nt just d ladies)
Whhore's don't want to admit d truth
EntertainmentPictures:--psquare Acquires N130 Million Limo by Donmichaelz(op): 11:33am On Sep 18, 2013
The duo are headed next to the
East African country of Ethiopia and also announced that their
world tour will take them to the Caribbean, Europe and Asia
and will climax with Dubai on the 26th of December.
These two know how to party hard and make their fans ask
for more with Peter going wild during their concert in Canada
by letting his female fans touch his 'Manhood' while
performing on stage.
Their N130 million Limo is no suprise. As most Nigerian artist spend lavishly these days...


Source:- http://www.talkofnaija.com/news/686598_party-time-p-square-having-fun-in-their-n130-million-luxurious-limo-truck-photos

HealthRe: What Coke Does To Your Body in 60 minutes by Donmichaelz(m): 7:56pm On Sep 17, 2013
Woow so dat xtra energy I get is from Coke..just like chakra's
EducationRe: Twins Emerge With First Class At Redeemer’s University (photos) by Donmichaelz(m): 5:07pm On Sep 17, 2013
Those of us in govt and state Uni are nt actually smarter dan dis private uni student let's be honest our parent couldn't afford dem dats why we ended up in govt uni...unlike govt uni private uni is More transperent,nothing like buy any stupid text book by ur lecturer or handouts, 10 years ago private uni never existed 10 years after they are well knowed,10 years from now am sure they will be better dan most govt uni

Change is constant either positive or negative D only change d govt uni is undergoing is negative

Sit down there and deceive yourselves. Govt Uni is better dan private uni and you have spent 7 years on a 4 or 5 year degree programm


AM in a State uni and guese wat my friend in convenant just graduated and served am still here with u guys typing these......thanks to ASUU,whose power is limited to fedral and state uni. "The best Uni's in Nigeria indeed"

Like my post jawe if I talk sense
SportsRe: Caf Wcq Playoff Draw Results (Nigeria to face Ethiopia) by Donmichaelz(m): 1:06pm On Sep 16, 2013
Call me wen dis topic enter front page.......
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Employment Test: 1+1=? Justify Your Assertion by Donmichaelz(m): 7:30pm On Sep 15, 2013
In maths 1+1=2
in relationship 1+1=1(b4 pregnancy)
After pregnancy=2 (On Your Own)

In business 1+1=2
But in case its an igbo businessman=3

In church 1+1= 11111111111...(Wen two or three are gathered am there)

In Food 1+1=0
Christianity EtcBible Quiz! by Donmichaelz(op): 12:01pm On Sep 15, 2013
1-What passage was it written that peter was Cruxified
upside down?
2-How many animal did God tell Moses to take to the Ark?
3-Did jesus heal the man who peter cut off his EAR?
4-Where is it written in the bible that a Christian should
Marry only 1 wife?
5-What is the name of the Thief the jews choosed over Jesus
before Cruxifiction?
6-which of Jesus Disciple was the son of Simeon?
7-name a passage where the bible condems homosexuals
8-the other books suggested and was not included in the new testerment by scholars is called what?(Hint-a name of a movie)
9-which bible passage did God condemn Divorce?

I will Post the Answers after I see your's..Good luck and

Happy Sunday
PoliticsRe: Revolution Has Started In Nigeria –fayemi by Donmichaelz(m): 9:56am On Sep 14, 2013
Ok where is the Evolution taking place?
PoliticsRe: If NIGERIA Was To Divide Which Region Will SUFFER Most by Donmichaelz(op): 9:52am On Sep 14, 2013
django1: Where are you from? Your thread belongs in the waste bin.
Just like your Brain is full of Waste you stuupid Foooool
PoliticsRe: If NIGERIA Was To Divide Which Region Will SUFFER Most by Donmichaelz(op): 7:27am On Sep 14, 2013
Controversy: Igbo have been surviving with out FG
are yorubas and hausa's surviving by the help of FG?
RomanceRe: Romance Section: The Wooing Challenge For Ladies - Season 3 - ENDED by Donmichaelz(m): 9:35pm On Sep 13, 2013
CLick Like IF you don't understand what is going On HERE
PoliticsRe: If NIGERIA Was To Divide Which Region Will SUFFER Most by Donmichaelz(op): 9:23pm On Sep 13, 2013
Imanuelle: Not my south east. .


Even after a divide

easterners can still be international business men in other parts
what of those who can't do international trade?
Christianity EtcHow To Identify A Fake PASTOR by Donmichaelz(op): 9:10pm On Sep 13, 2013
There are many ways but I will tell you the ones I know
Note:- "THE ONE'S I KNOW not the one I THINK I know

1- THEY HARDLY MAKE REFERENCES TO THE BIBLE
Most fake pastors harly give bible backings when preaching,they use their inteligence because they know most people are familia with the bible and might get bored when He starts.quoting scriptures.

2:-THEY TRY TO PREACH MESSAGE PEOPLE LIKE
Nobody wants to hear about Hell,most people want to hear prosperity and the bible said in 1 john that "Any man who doesn't preach about the coming of christ is an anti-christ,

3:-THEY TRY TO TWIST THE BIBLE
Now adays you see people saying "you don't need to be a christian to enter heaven" some say you should be born again and after that you are guranteed heaven,fake pastors will try as much to gather crowd,they are those type of pastors you see a Prostitude going without any changes.

4:- THEY DO THINGS THAT ARE NOT IN THE BIBLE
I was watching a church tv channel and I heard d pastor saying Miracle money the next thing I see people where coming out with their money doubled(eg you came wit 10k and it increases to 20k) no offence but that kind miracle NA WA oo.god is not a magician

5:-THEY TAKE GLORY FOR EVERY MIRACLE
These are the type you see who do deeds just so people can notice them,they come on TV and give Gifts the but the last time I checked the bible says "WHEN doing Good don't let the other hand know"
Others take glory in testimonies(eg you see the church member of the church saying "Daddy told me to do so and so and I did and So and so happened,the truth is God doesn't share his GLORY,testimonies are ment to tell WHAT GOD DID not what PASTOR DID....


Nobody can deceive me on Christianity not because I know everything but because I read my bible Everyday and anytime a pastor preaches I listen and take what I belive the bible say and dump the rest,

Don't let Looks deceive YOU READ YOUR BIBLE EVERY DAY,as the bible said STUDY TO SHOW THY SELF APPROVE

Add yours ?
CelebritiesRe: Annie Idibia Breaks Down In Tears During Interview On Inspiration FM by Donmichaelz(m): 8:25pm On Sep 13, 2013
I fear I tink say tuface is dead
Christianity EtcMust Female Cover Their Hair In Church? by Donmichaelz(op): 8:17pm On Sep 13, 2013
These is one of the most discussed and debated topic in the christian faith,unlike the 60's,70's 80's even the 90's women couldn't enter a church without a scarf but then change came and they started entering church freely without hair tie.unlike most youth I realy don't like the idea I feel they are trying to show off their hair style,the Bible also talked abouth it in 2 Corinthians,but when I showed a girl these she said it is the old testament but the new testament also said in Matthew 5:17,when christ said he didn't come to condemn or change the laws of moses.the question is SHOULD women be allowed into a church without their hair covered?
PoliticsIf NIGERIA Was To Divide Which Region Will SUFFER Most by Donmichaelz(op): 4:18pm On Sep 13, 2013
These is not to create any dis-unity amongs us.I have heard people say the NORTHERNERS(Hausa's) but what they fail to realise is Hausa's are the best farmers in Nigeria.Some say it is the SOUTH WEST(Yorubas),which I don't and will never belive because they have the most peaceful environment in Nigeria and where there is peace there is Growth.

To Me the SOUTH EAST(igbo's) will suffer most,not because they are nt hard working but because of they can't survive without others,go to every market in nigeria and half the people there are igbos imagine if the country divides and everybody returns Home,most igbos will never survive in their own environment (eg imagine 50 fake chemist on 1 street or 30 substandard shops selling baby food)

Note;- I don't hate iGBO's I just don't trust them

What about You which region will suffer Most?
Science/TechnologyRe: Blobfish Voted "World's Ugliest Animal" by Donmichaelz(m): 2:54pm On Sep 13, 2013
Ugly or Not FISH is FISH,either way its taste can't be Ugly
Nairaland GeneralRe: Today Is Friday The 13th by Donmichaelz(m): 10:17am On Sep 13, 2013
OK,Today is my Birthday,I always knew I have an Evil SOURCE you know "NARUTO stuff"
RomanceRe: Why Every Girl Should Marry A Nigerian Man by Donmichaelz(m): 9:14pm On Sep 12, 2013
The like Botton isn't working..pls try it I don't know wats wrong here.
CelebritiesRe: Ini Edo Dazzles In Red Outfit For Her Sugar 'n' Spice Interview by Donmichaelz(m): 7:31pm On Sep 11, 2013
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PhonesRe: iPhone 5S & iPhone 5C Event - Live Update by Donmichaelz(m): 7:23pm On Sep 10, 2013
Hahahahahahahaha what about the ICPx,if u are a hacker you will understand dat the ICPx is the main frame of info on a mobile..most BB have it and nw the iphone 5s is Out,u gat be kidding me,why was there no explanation on Phone security on personal info...I didn't say Am an Hacker am just saying what I observed. THEY ARE JUST LETTING BUYERS get CARRIED away by pictures,battery life,flexibility and nobody is asking about SECURITY..hahaha what a World,go out there and buy it if you like it but be certainly sure You are FEEDING the CIA with a lot of info dat u can't imagine...


















By the way incase you are a spy of any sort THINK AGAIN am nt stupid to give you info capable of Exposing ME like most people Do even on Facebook
PhonesRe: iPhone 5S & iPhone 5C Event - Live Update by Donmichaelz(m): 2:19pm On Sep 10, 2013
You shouldn't have put the blue INK in the first place...BOY
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Top Comedians And Their Wives (Pictures) by Donmichaelz(m): 1:41pm On Sep 10, 2013
They are all beautiful Ladies but if I am told to pick 1 I Would choose None..
CelebritiesHOW THE Fight Started(a Tale Of A Couple) By Donmichaelz by Donmichaelz(op): 10:15pm On Sep 09, 2013
My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'
'No,' she answered.
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
... She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started...
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I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."
And that's when the fight started.....
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school
reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his
drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed,
"He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking
right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he
hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"
And then the fight started...
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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept
hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first,
the shed, the boat,
making beer.. Always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall
grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing
scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into
the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again
I handed her a toothbrush.
I said, "When you finish cutting the
grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
_____________________________
My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, "What's on TV?"
I said, "Dust."
And then the fight started...
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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my
lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the
boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential
downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into
the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather
would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back
into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back;
now with a different anticipation,
and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my
stupid husband is out fishing in that?"
And that's how the fight started...
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
anniversary.
She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in
about 3 seconds."
I bought her a bathroom scale.
And then the fight started......
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply
for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me
for my driver's License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets
and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that
I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back
later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me'
and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience
at the Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped
your pants. You might have gotten disability too.'
And then the fight started...
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My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,
"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you
to pay me a compliment.'
I replied, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
And then the fight started........
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I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad
day!
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!'
So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'
That's how the fight started.
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One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot
as a Christmas gift...
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift
When she asked me why, I replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started.
CelebritiesRe: Pictures From Half Of A Yellow Sun Premiere In Canada by Donmichaelz(m): 10:08pm On Sep 09, 2013
Sorry to burst ur bubble I Don watch AM

Genevieve,well nt d lead character but was actualy given a nice role

D movie is nt realy what I expected.




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UP NEPA(in d movie nepa take light)
CelebritiesRe: Pictures From Half Of A Yellow Sun Premiere In Canada by Donmichaelz(m): 10:01pm On Sep 09, 2013
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A Fool just clicked quote to make fun of me
EntertainmentHow Do You React When You Are Not Given Food In A Wedding Ceremony? by Donmichaelz(op): 9:43pm On Sep 09, 2013
smiley. As for me i don't realy care but I have a Friend who could pull his T shirt and fight if he is not given Rice,smiley itry and enter any Wedding reception and you will see even the so called Big men fighting for food.I remembered when The former Governor of kaduna Patrik yakowa(may his soul rest in peace) was hosting a party at the state house and top govt officials where present(state level,and few fedrals) I heard that some commisioners took two,three plates of rice home while others didn't even get any and it led to a Fight..smiley What about You do you seat down and fold your hands and watch YOUR rice pass you by or you are the type that Pull shirt or quarell?
TV/MoviesRe: Nigerian TV Stations With The Most Good-looking Anchors by Donmichaelz(m): 7:25am On Sep 09, 2013
emusmith: No doubt, you are a teen! Gosh! Ew!! I felt like throwin up..
d way u talk some 1 might think u are 1 rich kid but no u are just another Broke ass motherFucker living on d grace of Etisalat MB,Who told u poor people have an opinion?
TV/MoviesRe: Nigerian TV Stations With The Most Good-looking Anchors by Donmichaelz(m): 11:53pm On Sep 08, 2013
Afam4eva: I think i'll give it to CHannels or TVC. Yes, AIT too.
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AFAm4ever these is for You for banning Me the 8th time

1)Afam so ugly his parent threw him away and away threw him back
2)Afam so dirty he took bath and lost weight
3)Afam so Old I told him to Act his age so he died
4)Afam so Ugly he went to an Ugly paegent and they told him sorry no Proffesionals only amateurs wink
5)Afam so Short he does backflit under the Bed
6)Afam So Stuupid I told him Christmas is around the corner and he was lookin for it
7)Afam so stupid I told him press any key on the system and he was looking for ANY KEY
coolAfam so Poor he opens his Email so he could eat the Sperm
9)Afam so Dumb after reading all these things he would Ban me the 9th time

See u guys in a week time,Afam Let thy Will be Done,IT IS FINISHED

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