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groovie: it has to be dammy krane.
dat guy songs dey vex me nor be small.
ebami wa omo meji let us dance.....
wat d flying fukc is dat?

ligaligali ooo dammy krane nto ba wu yin ni ke so

there are all wonderful but i will list my best 10

-amazing grace
-blessed assurance
-tis so sweet to trust in jesus
-av found a friend in jesus
-oh come all ye faithful
-just as i am without one plea
-theres nt a friend like lowly jesus

add yours happy sunday

he is d new messi mstwwwwwww

shaneroberts26: Stupid song and wack lyrics.Before you attack me,pls what is d moral lesson in dis song?

eyin boys eh gba oju eh

after i bought my android typing bcame hard.,if nt i for don :insult beverly die. teamTECNO

Do u know?ozil assisted the nurses in his own birth

Abu Mikey: ...

u mean 10 oda thread u posted dat didn't make FP,seun is my boy even if I post anything he go enter front page no be me Omo na God oo,I am connect


























Ted

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Congratulations....in my school(govt uni) my department mech eng has never produced 1st class nt because we can't but because the lecturers will never give u,I graduated with 4.3,just to frustrate my Gp I was told to construct and finance a street light all by my self and when I was through I was given a (C)credit..
If I was in Reedemers,only God can stop my first class

The grorified secondary school is better than the Overated fed uni.........if I had d opportunity I would av gone to a private Uni for Sure,,,

Although you may not believe it, there are
certain habits that you have fallen in to, which
are hindering your ability to move forward in
life. Although you think it has no effect on
your life, these bad habits that kill your
intelligence not only set you back, they are
also going to stop you from being able to
accomplish certain things, or attain the goals
that you have set for yourself. These are some
habits that are holding you back, and possibly
causing you to make poor choices or decisions
in your life.


(1.) Create and evaluate -
It is impossible for you to go forward and
backward at the same time; it is also
impossible for you to go up and down
simultaneously, the same goes with your
mind. When you are trying to create
something, and evaluate the success at the
same time, you are never going to get a
project going. You first have to find out what
you want to create, how it is going to work,
and draw out the plans; you will then create a
project or product, and only after it has been
created and implemented, can you begin to
evaluate how it is performing, in any
situation. Give things time, and do not try to
do two complete opposite tasks, at the same
time.

(2). You think you’re are expert -
The expert syndrome is another habit people
have, which kills their intelligence. When you
believe you are an expert at every and
anything, you stop learning. You will never be
humble enough to listen to others, and learn
from their experience. This is in fact going to
set you back, and is going to hinder your
intelligence. Be open to the fact that you do
not know everything, and that anyone can
help you learn something new. Not only will
this allow you to learn new things, it will help
you come off as less of an ignorant person
with others.

(3). Fear -
If you are always afraid you are going to fail,
you are never going to try something new. It
is likely you are going to fail, more than once,
especially if you have never done something
before. But, if you never try, or never attempt
to learn something new because you are afraid
you are going to fail, you are never going to
get better, and are never going to learn new
things. So, you have to eliminate the fear, and
accept the fact that failure comes with
everything new you are going to try.

(4). Lack of confidence -
This goes hand in hand with the fear to fail. If
you always believe you are going to mess up,
and do not have confidence in the things you
do, you can never learn and grow. Having
confidence in yourself, even if you are doing
something wrong, allows you to learn, and
grow, and it allows you to move forward. This
will help build intelligence, and allow you to
learn new things, and experience new things
in life.

(5). Creating limits -
Although you may have certain limits (such as
financial, or certain capacities), when you
create false limits, you are hindering your
intelligence and ability to learn. When you put
obstacles in the way, that are not really there,
you are never going to try things. This will
not only kill your intelligence, it will also stop
you from trying new things, and learning new
things that can make you better, and can
possibly make you a more successful person.
So, remove irrelevant limits, and those which
are only created by you in your mind.

(6). Drinking -
Although it is something enjoyable, alcohol
does hinder your intelligence and ability to
comprehend or grasp subjects. So, drinking
every once in a while will not kill all brain
cells, but you should know that alcohol (and
drugs), will hinder, and kill your brain cells,
making it harder to learn new things. So, if
you do consume alcohol, it should be done
lightly, and it should be done infrequently, so
as to ensure you are not going to cause
damage to your brain, and possibly cause
problems with the future ability to learn new
things and expand on knowledge basis.

British press- Mr Mugabe why are u still in power after so many years?

MUGABE- can you ask queen elizabeth that?

She wore 1 cap in three diffrent pix
Her Bum is like flat tyre
She is cute but her bum is cutter

The cutest person on dat pix is dat little Girl

seniourman: I posted world widest mouth with Pics to prove sexkilz
not only remove my post but ban me for trolling


look at what is on the front page but the twelve yer old
boy been burnt alive did,nt make the front page.
I posted d video link from youtube.. sexkilz just ban me
for nuisance is sexkilz doing this for me to get angry or
he want people to hate Nairaland

Keep Calm and admire those Big Booooty..

seniourman: I posted world widest mouth with Pics to prove sexkilz
not only remove my post but ban me for trolling


look at what is on the front page but the twelve yer old
boy been burnt alive did,nt make the front page.
I posted d video link from youtube.. sexkilz just ban me
for nuisance is sexkilz doing this for me to get angry or
he want people to hate Nairaland

Keep Calm and see those Big Booooty..

Science says- Evolution
Christianity say- GOD

Science say-Mother nature
Christianity-Father God

Science say-Homo erectus
Christianity-Human

Science say-NUK
Christianity-Nope

Science say-NAIRALAND
Christianity say- read Bible its more profitable

Science is a branch of
Christianity that was separated by an Idiiot who fail to give the creator credit for his Creation
















BY THE WAY
AM



JEWISH!!!!!

Balotelli missed a penalty.John Obi Mikel scored.Arsenal are
top of the league.Valdes is saving penalties.United lost with
Howard Webb.Barcelona had 48% possession.Dark times.

1 minute of Silence please

Please I don't know where to put the topic forgive my ignorance


I am using an HTC 1,but the best thing ever to happen to my phone is the BBM it now has,I was confused on wat type of phone to buy between BB and android but the choice I made paid off when my bro instaled the BBM on it.....
I don't know if it will work on techno but I am sure it will soon be,imagine samsung,techno,htc,iphone with BBM
What do you guys think?
I guese these is the End of Blackberry cos the only thing special about Blackberry is the BBM but now its not that special anymore..

I started at age 13,and perfected it at age 14,
What about you guys,at what Age did you start driving?

paranorman: Yeah.. I think he is the likes of the brazilian ronaldo... C-ronaldo is very complete... Again, y'all should permit me to rate messi and ronaldo on scale of ten:

Ronaldo-
power:9
stamina: 8
speed:9.5
dribble speed: 9.5
dribble accuracy: 9
shot power: 9.5
shot accuracy: 9
Head: 9

Messi
power:8
stamina: 9
speed:8.5
dribble speed: 9.5
dribble accuracy: 9.5
shot power: 7
shot accuracy: 7.5
head: 7

my basis for this rating is that most of messi goals are from the box 18 or its edge. Messi doenst have shot power and the fact that he rarely looses any chance doesnt mean he has very high accuracy (though the dude's very accurate), most avrage strikers have very low probability of loosin goals from the 18 box. Ronaldo is better with noddin that messi; this fact is undisputed.. Again dribblin is different from skills. Ronaldo is skillful.. Messi appears to better dribbler, a very little over ronaldo. Y'all shouldnt confuse stamina with strength... Stamina desnt allow you to fall at every tackle easily compared strenghth that allows you justle for the ball with a defender... Y messi apears to b a better player is due to the calibre of players in his team at barca.. He is got iniesta, xavi, dani (probably y he isnt scorin big at the national level)... Thats y some people will say barca is makin messi and that he should prove himself by playin for another team..( says who? He's got nothing to prove to y'all! Why would he wanna leave chocolate city for garri island??!).. Ronaldo has proved it that he can play for any team... With the quality of players at madrid, he still manages to outshine em.. D guy dey try.. I aint no messi hater neither do i hate ronaldo.. #just my view

Here comes captain obvious again...using PES to judge,wether na 1x yard oo or na 2 yard oo messi will always be better dan Ronaldo

Ronaldo. Messi
World best. 1. 4

Total goals(club). 206. 303

Speciality. Long range. Drible,passing
Short,freekick. Freekick
Header.

Discipline. Arrogant. Humble



The both are World class
But
D
Question is
Who is better?


To me its

























LUKAKU




Sorry



















MESSI is d best

oluwadartey: What makes Ronaldinho a more complete player than CR7?... CR7 ni jhor

2 World best,1 european,1 world cup, nigga,Ronaldinho was a 1 man show,when he was in barca people knew only two players him and others....

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Pope Francis says religion has the right to
express its opinions but not to "interfere spiritually" in the lives
of gays and lesbians, expanding on explosive comments he made
in July about not judging homosexuals.
In a wide-ranging interview published Thursday, the pope also
said that women must play a key role in church decisions and
brushed off critics who say he should be more vocal about
fighting abortion and gay marriage.
Moreover, if the church fails to find a “new balance” between
its spiritual and political missions, the pope warned, its moral
foundation will “fall like a house of cards.”
The interview, released by Jesuit magazines in several
different languages and 16 countries on Thursday, offers
perhaps the most expansive and in-depth view of Francis’
vision for the Roman Catholic Church.
The pope’s comments don’t break with Catholic doctrine or
policy, but instead show a shift in approach, moving from
censure to engagement.
Elected in March with the expectation that he would try to
reform the Vatican, an institution that many observers say is
riven by corruption and turf wars, Francis said his first
mission is to change the church’s “attitude.”
“The church has sometimes locked itself up in small things,”
the pope said, “in small-minded rules.”
“The people of God want pastors,” Francis continued, “not
clergy acting like bureaucrats or government officials.”

Source-http://on.cnn.com/1eUCoXw


THESE GUY IS THE ANTI-CHRIST NO DOUBT

95% are igbo's and the 95% are Prostitute not suprised at all its in their Gene

LAUTECH is d best others follow

dedons: ALLAHU AKBAR!!!

Who is allahu and akbar? another converted por*nstars?

Why are u nt saying its easy cos its private UNI? Or is it becos its an Oyinbo private Uni?

ebamma: I have personally
experienced from my
former boss' daughter
whose school fees
amounted to millions of
naira and yet she couldn't
even wrote final exam by
herself

Click like if u think these dude never went to school

nora544: sorry you are brainwashed from your pastor.

what is with a widow she cannot marry in the church because she is no virgin, you are realy stupid.

what is with the pastors who marry a second time, because they have divorce her first wife is this okay.

So you are a person who has not sined in her life, sorry but you can be a virgin, but i can tell you if you will have a good married life that stand on an other paper.

FOOlll are we talking about widows here,if you don't have anything to say go and help your mother sell pure water so you could have N100 for 10MB, I don't want to argue with pauper like you,If brain was for sale I would av gathered all my Money and Buy 1 for You....(\/)oRo/\/