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We need dos 3 points oo
As Chelsea don drop 3.arsnal pack 3 man u pack 3 man City pack 3
LIVERPOOL NEED 3 POINTS TOO
EYES ON FIRMINHO, BEN9, COUTINHO10...

agarawu23:
you are still asking me if e happen, can't u read and view the screenshots?

na gf and bf issue sha! so the issue isn't ganna be tough

MAKE I HERE SAY I READ DAT LONG TIN WEI U POST DIA.
I beg better tins to worry about
Like getting a gud job
Not my baby fine
GTH!!!

agarawu23:
guy
are you speaking in tongue ?
the baby na boy sha

Lol...na hungry make me dei speak in tongues
BUT R U FOR REAL? DIS TIN HAPPEN?
E GO PAIN ME IF NA MY WIFE BUT GF NO PROBLEM MAKE SHE GET 3PLET SEF
U CAN GO UR WAY IF IT AINT MINE

Y da phuck nat?
Ooh sorry na girls abi ladies pose respond
Girls n flashy things ehn
SMH

agarawu23:
Okay na, funny things dey happen for Nigeria especially among we youth.

One of my old chatting friend in a place I lived some years ago told me he had a kid but the mother said he isn't the owner.

I asked the mother but she told me she said it out of anger and the guy has taken the issue to another level and he also refuse to take responsibility of the baby.

So guys let's discuss the issue.

my whatsapp conversation with the guy . .....
[4:38PM, 8/11/2015] Agaz: We have issues to discus
[4:38PM, 8/11/2015] Agaz: Concerning funmi
[4:38PM, 8/11/2015] Dada: Abt wat
[4:38PM, 8/11/2015] Dada: Go on
[4:40PM, 8/11/2015] Agaz: Is it that you don't want the girl anymore?
[4:40PM, 8/11/2015] Dada: Yes
[4:40PM, 8/11/2015] Agaz: Why
[4:41PM, 8/11/2015] Dada: I no get her power
[4:41PM, 8/11/2015] Agaz: Power?
[4:41PM, 8/11/2015] Dada: Yes
[4:41PM, 8/11/2015] Agaz: She be Batista?
[4:41PM, 8/11/2015] Dada: No
[4:41PM, 8/11/2015] Agaz: So
[4:42PM, 8/11/2015] Dada: Yes we re not compatible
[4:42PM, 8/11/2015] Agaz: Who told you thatM
[4:43PM, 8/11/2015] Dada: Her character ve prove that already
[4:44PM, 8/11/2015] Agaz: But she has your baby
[4:44PM, 8/11/2015] Agaz: And your baby is very important to u
[4:45PM, 8/11/2015] Dada: Am not d owner of her baby
[4:46PM, 8/11/2015] Agaz: You better talk well
[4:47PM, 8/11/2015] Dada: Serious
[4:47PM, 8/11/2015] Agaz: She only said that out of anger
[4:47PM, 8/11/2015] Agaz: I challenged her for making such statement
[4:47PM, 8/11/2015] Dada: No
[4:48PM, 8/11/2015] Dada: She is serious
[4:48PM, 8/11/2015] Agaz: Na ladies thing
[4:48PM, 8/11/2015] Agaz: They are childish
[4:48PM, 8/11/2015] Dada: No
[4:48PM, 8/11/2015] Agaz: And kinda silly
[4:49PM, 8/11/2015] Dada: She mean all she was saying
[4:49PM, 8/11/2015] Agaz: What did I told you that day?
[4:49PM, 8/11/2015] Agaz: I said go for DNA test
[4:50PM, 8/11/2015] Agaz: Unless you have been waiting for excuse to leave the girl already
[4:50PM, 8/11/2015] Dada: D day dey ask her to come she no come
[4:51PM, 8/11/2015] Agaz: Who asked her to come ?
[4:51PM, 8/11/2015] Dada: My dad
[4:52PM, 8/11/2015] Agaz: But why
[4:52PM, 8/11/2015] Agaz: Did she refuse
[4:53PM, 8/11/2015] Dada: Yes
[4:53PM, 8/11/2015] Dada: And now she is begging to come back
[4:54PM, 8/11/2015] Agaz: Just forget any silly thing she did
[4:54PM, 8/11/2015] Agaz: Your baby is very important
[4:55PM, 8/11/2015] Dada: K
[4:55PM, 8/11/2015] Dada: Aw we i believe am d owner
[4:56PM, 8/11/2015] Dada: She has been telling me when she was still carrying d baby in her womb
[4:57PM, 8/11/2015] Dada: Her people re aware of everything
[4:58PM, 8/11/2015] Agaz: Don't follow woman talk
[4:59PM, 8/11/2015] Agaz: She might be upset before saying that
[5:01PM, 8/11/2015] Dada: She has tel me b4 am not d only guy she is dating
[5:03PM, 8/11/2015] Agaz: Are you sure?
[5:06PM, 8/11/2015] Dada: Yes
[5:06PM, 8/11/2015] Agaz: Na wa o.


conversation between me and the lady ..
[10:09AM, 8/9/2015] Dada Funmi: Gud morning
[11:17AM, 8/9/2015] Agaz: Morning
[10:12PM, 8/9/2015] Dada Funmi: Hello
[10:19AM, 8/10/2015] Agaz: You are just saying hello without saying anything since u add me
[6:17PM, 8/10/2015] Dada Funmi: Lolzzz am sorry is just dat i dont have anything to say
[6:17PM, 8/10/2015] Agaz: Really?
[6:21PM, 8/10/2015] Dada Funmi: Yea
[6:21PM, 8/10/2015] Agaz: Ok
[6:22PM, 8/10/2015] Agaz: Anyway
[6:22PM, 8/10/2015] Agaz: Since you don't know me
[6:22PM, 8/10/2015] Agaz: Let me just go straight to the point
[6:22PM, 8/10/2015] Agaz: Dada was my chatting friend
[6:22PM, 8/10/2015] Agaz: When I lived in muwo
[6:23PM, 8/10/2015] Agaz: But I didn't stay there for long before I travelled
[6:25PM, 8/10/2015] Dada Funmi: Yea where did u travel to
[6:25PM, 8/10/2015] Agaz: I came last month
[6:25PM, 8/10/2015] Agaz: So I visited muwo
[6:25PM, 8/10/2015] Agaz: I saw dada
[6:25PM, 8/10/2015] Agaz: And we greeted and gist sha
[6:26PM, 8/10/2015] Agaz: He told me he had a baby
[6:26PM, 8/10/2015] Agaz: But the mother said he is not the father
[6:26PM, 8/10/2015] Agaz: How come please?
[6:44PM, 8/10/2015] Dada Funmi: Yes dat is true
[6:46PM, 8/10/2015] Dada Funmi: I said it out of anger
[6:47PM, 8/10/2015] Dada Funmi: I can swear with anything dat he is the father off my child
[6:50PM, 8/10/2015] Agaz: Hmmm
[6:51PM, 8/10/2015] Agaz: That statement shouldn't be a joke
[6:51PM, 8/10/2015] Agaz: Or words of anger
[6:51PM, 8/10/2015] Agaz: It means a lot
[6:51PM, 8/10/2015] Dada Funmi: Maybe u can help me talk to him
[6:51PM, 8/10/2015] Agaz: Hmmm
[6:52PM, 8/10/2015] Dada Funmi: I knw
[6:52PM, 8/10/2015] Agaz: You still wanna be with him?
[6:52PM, 8/10/2015] Dada Funmi: I never meant it dat way
[6:53PM, 8/10/2015] Dada Funmi: Yes
[6:53PM, 8/10/2015] Dada Funmi: I want to, I love him please help me
[6:53PM, 8/10/2015] Agaz: Eyah
[6:53PM, 8/10/2015] Agaz: Ok

Romance landers, what do you think ?

Didn't read but I will ansa ur question
I b like okay thank God
Since na only gf
Den I b like...Hmmmnn so u have been phuckin around?
Den I'd ask who da hell if not me
If the guy fine n get money pass me I go say
TAKIA OF OUR BABY
If na broke ass nigga
I go yan am say name d pikin if na male
Shekau n if na female name am ehm?
Waeve!
Lolx
Guy NOTHING U CAN FIT DO
BUT JUST TO OBSERVE
N IMAGINE HOW GIRLS CAN B SO SUBTLE

torla123:
Fellow nairalanders pls advice me, there is this girl that am currently having issue with. Have been dating her for like 2 years ago, and we dont used to have sex. But like 2 month ago she started doing normal, we do do it but with protection.
On 29th of last month, i wanted to do it as usual but she refused and i tried to relieved my self by forcing my d*ck into her(I didn't penetrate),when it's time to release i quickly commot my thing, thought have done it smartly but she said she felt the semen which means have released before actually withdrawing.
Though I claimed i didn't release on her bt she insisted and i didn't take it personal because i didn't penetrate her.
She started her last period on 11th last month and as I'm typing, she's yet to see her period.
Pls can mere release on the vulva leads to pregnancy? And pls how can i go with it and what are the procedures to follow in order to get rid of this mess. (Serious minded people only)

Kai! Burouban!
I NO GO HELP U KILL INNOCENT BABY
SHA U MA U NI TRY
#UR STATEMENT MAKE ME NO LIKE U
GET RID OF DIS MESS
BUT ALL JOIN SHA...
IF SHE GETS PREGNANT I NO KNOW WEITIN U GO FIT DO
BUT!!! IF NOT
ALWAYS KEEP UR CONDOM CLOSER DAN UR PHONE

1toRtoiSe1:


these demands are more than what you supply.

this doesn't stop niggahs like you from dumping her. When the money comes, you all suddenly remember you like bigger asses.

Hmmmnn!
Okay it's ur choice girl
BE DAT REGULARLY GIRL OR DAT SPECIAL GIRL
I for add more but since ur response no dei convincing I go keep am to myself!
But just so u know
GUYS R NOT REALLY AFTER GIRLS DAT R VERY BEAUTIFUL
*WE JUST WANT A GIRL DAT IS PRESENTABLE
*FRIENDLY
*CLEAN
*ATLEAST A BIT SEXY SO THAT WE CAN BRAG AMONG OUR FRIENDS
#MY GF TYT DIEEEEE! WAIT TILL U MEET HER! STUFF LIKE DAT
* COMMUNICATION OOOOOH DATS D BASICS!
DROP DAT STUPID=
HOW R U? FINE
HOW'S WORK
? FINE
WHATS BLA BLA BLA N U SAY NOTHING
GOSH DAT RESPONSE NI FRESH AT ALL
U BORING DEN U WILL B DUMPED SOONER OR LERA
*GUYS LOVE GIRLS DAT CAN KEEP CONVO'S ALIVE
OTHER GUYS B LIKE MEHN DAT UR GIRL FRIENDLY OO
MY HEAD BE LIKE INCREASING
GUYS B LIKE UR GIRL SEXY OO... B LIKE PARK WELL OO
N WE ALL B LIKE LOL
N I B LIKE THINKING BOUT U EVEN LONG AFTER U GONE
HOW DA PHUCK CAN ANOTHER GIRL TAKE YEAR PLACE??

Tell ha I am hia oh...will to accept d gift for free oooo

Bacteriocin:
God

Tell me wen u stare at asses na inspiration u dei get from god
Nigga plssss
One way ticket to hell

Da PHUCK did u just said? They have done mini intro n u come hia for advice
Heartbreak never tire u! UR OWN NA PLAY!!!
NOW MAKE I MAKE U C CLEARLY
+U DON DEI TRIP FOR DIS GUY
+BUT D GUY GET GF
+SHE IS FAR FROM HIM
+NOW HE WANTS TO CHEAT ON HER
+because OF U
+U EVENTUALLY ACCEPT HIS PROPOSAL
+WHAT MAKES U THINK HE WUNT CHEAT ON U
+WHEN HE IS FAR FROM U IN USA,ASO ROCK,NORTH,SOUTH WEREDAFUCKEVER!
DAT GUY DON SHOW U HIM PERSONALITY.U KNOW D PROMISE HIM DON PROMISE DAT GIRL?
GIRL PHUCK DAT GUY! IF HIM VALUE UR FRIENDSHIP EVEN U TURN HIM DOWN U WILL STILL B FRIENDS OBVIOUSLY U LIKE D GUY SATS Y U CAME HIA SEEKING FOR ADVICE HOPING ANYBODY WILL JUST SAY YES DATE HIM SO DAT U GO SAY YES
GIRL BIG NOOOOOOO
U SNATCH A GIRLS MAN N DEY WILL SNATCH URS TOO EVEN IF IT AINT NOW PROBABLY WEN U GET MARRIAGES TO D DUDE
# NOBODY IS ACTUALLY SINGLE U R EITHER SNATCHING OR REPLACING# BUT DIS ONE U KNOW FOR SURE HE IS DATING A GIRL
WHAT WILL U DO IF U WERE IN DAT ODA GIRLS SHIES HOW WILL U FEEL
I KNOW TYPING HEAVEN N EARTH WUNT DISWADE U because GIRL R ALWAYS STUBBORN because D GUY GO DEI LIE U N U GO DEI BLV

Thank god for us! Guys,,,,wiceverphuckin way Gudluck

lilspiceyy:
Please ladies and gentlemen, I need your opinion in my situation . I had a terrible break up 3 years ago and I never opened my heart to any guy until recently I met this guy and he was so nice to me that we became best friends. Two weeks ago, he made his intention known to me that he is attracted to me but he has a girlfriend and he is in love with her. Although, they are thousands of miles miles apart but they've done a mini introduction and she visits his mum on weekends. I also have the same feelings for him but am not letting him know because, I feel it's not right. Whenever we are together, he talks about her all the time and at the same time acts like my boyfriend which is sending away other male admirers. Am confused because I don't want to experience another heart break. But, I want to keep our friendship.

1toRtoiSe1:
Everytime, I hear guys complaining that all girls want is cash, cash and more cash without showing true love. I think their idea of love from a girl is her giving them sex all the time.

If that's not the case, then pls teach us how to love you right, cos am tired of the golddigger labels placed on girls.

Sensible Opinions pls

Get me a gift even if it ain't expensive
Cook d best meal for me
Call me at least once in the 4 days in the morning n tell me u really love me if u call me too much I go form for u n I go dei feel like u don mad for me dat was y I said 1s in 4 days
Most importantly get inside my head n know me,what I like n dislike
Watch full 90mins football wit me even u will b mocking my team
Hold my hands even wen am not financially buoyant n tell me I still love u n dias gonna b a better day
JUST B THERE FOR ME WEN I NEED U!!!!

Win souls for the devil ko?

Bacteriocin:
Idi ope mi re.
I dedicate this FTC to my fellow space bookers. More 4G to our gadgets.
I want to use this medium to ask the moderators in the politics section my offence that is making them remove my posts.
I'm not a new member here and we have different seasons for different activities- if I have decided to be using this season for space booking then come back to drop my comments, I don't think it should warrant ban.
Imagine that post that fayose talked about GMB's achievements, I was the FTC there and my post was removed and I wanted to use that space to greet my wife.
What is my offense oooo?

KingRaoul:
It has to be all of u and not the girls i know only. U girls are so dull its impossible to love any of u. U people dont have zero skill on how to chat online, when on the phone u people are worst! U expect boys to send u money and yet u dont even have enough confidence to control the guy, u are not nice and u are not mean. I dont mind a mean girl cuz that means shes confident but yall cant even be mean to me cuz yall suffer from low self esteem, then be nice na if yall are that weak and inferior. how the hell am i supposed to take any of u seriously. All the girls i woo its the same pattern, poor communication skill mixed with an inability to express theirself. No wonder guys dont fall inlove in nigeria its impossible to love any naija girl just fvck them and cut them off cuz they boring u can almost cry!!!! How th am i supposed to marry any of these God forbid na to go find my ghana Queen!!

Na manage we dei manage...I know dey r boring sha especially communication
Damn

Dope like what die[color=#000099][/color]? Thanx bro!
Gud job

CLeAtHead:

you are in the wrong thread
Show Don start

I hear oo tnx

CLeAtHead:

you don miss road
Oh boy wrong thread
Locate yaself

Guy how dat one take affect ur life?
Na ur legs I use come hia? ABI I borrow ur fone?
U just dei use all dis one take seek attention

Make d show start na...my fone ba3 don dei low oo

CLeAtHead:

I never claimed it
Just one line
Idiat

C one hopeless fool...
Who insult u again?
I beg no dei form weitin u no b period!
Y r u coming @ me like dat?
We get bf? I come c wooing lines here no b all dis una childish talks...

CLeAtHead:

Ain Got time for my Haters
Cus I know they my No 1 stalkerz
Ask around Nigga
Trigger fingers turn Twitter Fingers
You don't get cornier than this
Maybe I could get Little more cheesy

Busted! No b ur lines b dat...dat drakes line
THE DIS WITH MEEK MILL
BACK TO BACK
SHA ALL JOIN NOTHING DO U

farano:
2, 4, 5 they are all cool sha .

#3 glen Johnson...I like ma beards that way...it's ma face

praxs:
Hey guys!
This is the story of my friend.. He need ur advice
He is dating this girl for a year now though it's a distance relationship but they met and he is currently doing he's master and wanna proceed to do his phD before settling with her but she wants to leave him that she can't wait for him. What should he do?? I intend to show him this

All na wash!! U want make she dei wait for u wen truck loads of guys dei come as suitors Put a ring on that finger or go n screw urself.d girl get sense BECOS guys go promise n always fail for dat aspect #MARIAGE

Noted...in case...lol...can't wait for such a lady.juat broke up wit ma boo been bored ever since

My woman is like my best friend...weitin I no go fit hold for her? bubs?butt? Anything for that woman

donsparky:
I will be designing business logos for the first 15 people. Just drop your details for the logo

Mine is my name pls

M.I.G


I will do d oda write ups

Jollyjoy:
Is this a joke or something?? Op why do you want people to rate you in the first place?to boost your low self esteem or something??

Men sha,anywas you are not handsome,your catlike ear is a major turnof..

Just kishing,you are great,next time your gal call you a champanzee look deep into her eyes and repeat am created in the image of Goddd!

U sef get bad mouth oo
I been go straight to ur profile to see ur pix but fortunately for u n unfortunately for me none...
Pity d guy...he didn't say u must rate...blv he said pls...n it's optional.
U no try....
GIRLS...U NO TRY

Like we give a flying PHUCK...BEEN GET BEETCHES SINCE 1921BC
LOL

Y do ladies love guys with fat account...? BECAUSE THE ACCOUNT IS JUICY N CAN SATISFY SAME THING APPLIES TO DAT STUFF CALLED BUTT

U plus ur money n indomie una never jam...na hungry girls u dei folo