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#1 how old r u?
U screw a girl n u come here to say all sorts of crapp
IT'S A SIGN OF IMMATURITY
#2 After sex u don't just get up n say get dressed n lemme escort u
SHE EVEN TRY SAY SHE PICK UR CALL
After sex y chill a bit on ur bed
*kiss her
*look her in the eye n tell her how much u love her
*pull her close to ur self so she can rest her head on ur chest n her ur heart beating so fast
*fall asleep together
*wake up n shower together in ur bathroom
*get her something to drink
*den finally lock fingers together as u walk her slowly
*tell her how much u gonna miss her
TELL HER U MISSING HER ALREADY
*KISS HER ON THE FOREHEAD N TELL HER I LOVE U GUDBYE
N
N
N
THAT'S HOW U TREAT A LADY AFTER SEX
NOT LIKE SOME HOE
STEP UP UR GAME WIT DIS FEW STEPS
THANK ME LERA

Just to b sure u r not with another girl!!!! PERIOD
Sometimes they need that assurance



OOHHH I MISS RELATIONSHIP
BEEN SINGLE FOR A MONTH NOW

Get her a sexy dress
Earings
Purse
Wrist watch
Perfume
JUST ANY TIN DAT WOULD MAKE HER REMEMBER U WEN ANYBODY COMPLEMENT HER ON IT

So how dis one take affect the value of naira
Do wateva u wish
3some would b advisable

I c my prophecy coming tru....
COUTINHO10 N BEN9
TROUBLING CHECH

Today na today....
I CAN C COUTINHO10 SCORING WITH A THUNDER BOLT SHOT
I CAN C BEN9 SCORING ANOTHER SWEET OFFSIDE
I CAN C CHECH SCREWING UP
I CAN SEE ARSENAL HAVING A BAD DAY
I CAN C LIVERPOOL CLIMBING TO 2ND POSITION
CAN I GET AN AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEN !!!

Funny! N stupid

Skirt I beggi!
The oda one makes u look like American professional ashawo
Skirts or dos tyt gowns...mehn!!!
Ooh sorry today na Sunday
I rest my comment

Dragon breath! #mouth odour
Mad hairstyles
Sagging wit black boxers inside lol# I no like sagging but if I must sag d boxers must fresh, ,,,but I no go fit sag walk 5 steps outside

I have all but am not a CLOWN

killerman47:
. Funny post...

Tankz Y'all, I was feeling it was morally wrong n the age difference was too significant...

No post fit stop u
Becos wen guys don dei trip for girl ehn
D tin b like madness
Until dei achieve dia aim
U fit date her sha but no spoil her leave her if u go spoil her marry her oo
Gudluck

Chai...c insult
God pass u
Dei marry chubby guy dei go
Fat guys r lazy
Dem no sexy
Dem no fit wia confirm fitted
Dey can't play romantic stuffs
Like chasing u around on d beach without panting like...
MAYBE U DEI C POOR SLIM GUYS OR U B HUNGRY CHICK
OR U DEI INTO SUGAR DADDIES
SHA NA MONEY DEY YAB BOIS
Checkout Ronaldo

Dis kind post dei pain me die
REASON B SAY
OLD GUY OF 27 NO GO FIND HIM MATE ATLEAST 20-25
CON DEI FINISH D GIRLS WEI NA SMALL BOIS POSE DEI DATE COME LEAVE D OLD ONCE FOR WHO?

Until after Monday match I go laff

josh2015:
I know o. This wan na big losing i no go lie. But some are saying i should just accept and move on

For where anytime u c her u go dei imagine weitin u miss
Guy beta think n plan sumtin

josh2015:
No be love anymore o. Na just pride. I wan chop am. She dan play me too well. To be fair i have insulted her so many times sha but thats allowed

Hum huhhahahahhahahaaaa
Chopin necessary guy else u will b tagged LOOSER

Sweep the room the second tym
BRUSH UR TEETH
Shave ur places #BALLS
BAFF THE 3RD TYM
DELETE OTHER TEXT MSGS FROM SIDE CHICKS
SPRAY UR PERFUME LIKE WATER FOR BODY
CROSS CHECK ALL UR WATSAPP MSG N BBM MSGS
COOK IF U R BROKE
CALL MUSA,JOHN,CHINEDU,SEGUN N SIDE CHICKS " I NO DEI AROUND I DON GO CHURCH"
PRAY SHE PUTS ON SKIRT

flowrhymz:
She happens to be my boss daughter; and like seriously I'm loving her though I know she's got guys.the truth is that each time I see her I feel comfortable and complete please. Advice

R u a man or a boi?
King or servant?
BE A GO GETTER N YAN HA UR MIND
SHE FIT SLAP U?
ABI SHE WAN REPORT TO UR BOSS HER PPAPA? IF SHE YAN HER PAPA NA because SHE B BABY

josh2015:
So u agree with most on here to just cut losses. It feels like i dan sabi am well nau sha. She never hid herself na me dey use love instead of just treating her as an olosho lol

She don enter ur head
Normally na girl pose dei say but I still love him after Al wat he has don to me

Guy wake up

josh2015:
I agree to that....but i still wanna get her back. I don't just wanna lose totally

Lol...guy y now
Girls full every wia na!
Am on zero tolerance of craps
3tyms is way too much

Was he sneezing it?
If na maybe u should check urself
Like ur weapon no reach d guy own

FALLIN FOR THE SAME SHIT OVER N OVER ONLY MAKES U A FOOL....SORRY KO...3. SEF NA MAGIC NUMBER

Sat tin na lie like die!!!
HEHE
U GO OLD PASS UR FADA SEF

I just so much like dem I'd dey r females...
Wish my chick dig football
D tin funny
That awkward moment wen her team na Barcelona n bilbao come the wire dem
Dey b like Messi score pls
Lol

Joshcoli:
Please don't mind my grammatical flaws.. I'm typing from my phone

I've been dating my boyfriend for the past five years, he's in school in another state and we really do love each other. I'm 28 and he's is 31. I know he loves me so much and I also, but he's love for me makes him not to see when I go astray. Despite the fact that I love him, I still do keep other relationship. I got involve in a relationship that was suppose to lead to marriage so I broke up with him. He was really heart broken but later my marriage with the other guy did not work out so he came back and we resolved the issue and moved on. I promised him that I will always love him forever that I will never allow anyone snatch me away from him. He went back to school. I've this guy who's a friend, my boyfriend and I know him. Though I know I secretly have a crush for this friend but he has a girl friend and he's a nice caring guy but he broke with his girlfriend and he's just alone. We became very close and I tell him every thing. Even though I made it up to my boyfriend I still keep other relationships just to get financial assistance, but this my friend is just wonderful, even for the fact that we where not dating, he's being very supportive and caring with a sincere mind. I had accommodation issue so I moved to his place, we slept on the same bed for almost a year and he never touched me(my boyfriend already left for NYSC) , I open up to him a lot and sometimes I mock him that I don't think he can perform and we just laugh over it. He said he's being through enough heart break and want to focus on developing his life and he was actually doing that cuz he was really developing himself. I started falling in love with him and also started becoming jealous when other ladies call him. He was not in any relationship and I know that for sure. So I made the move, he objected but I had already let the cat out of the bag so I did not relent I kept pressing on until we made love for the first time, now we've gone far to the extent that its marriage, we went to see my parent, he did an international passport for me bearing his name so that we could travel out cuz i know him to be a good planner. I don't want to talk about the issue with my ex how we finally broke, but I still have feelings for him. Ever since I started dating this my current fiancée, my life has really changed for good, my family loves him and they hate my ex and also my ex mother hates me that I'm not a graduate, my fiancees parent also loves me alot and my fiancée is such a wonderful giver but in terms of text messaging, calling, sweet emotional talks, he's not as good as my ex. The feelings for my ex is growing everyday. I don't want to marry my fiancee and hate him later in future. We plan on getting married in November this year and my ex is yet to get a good job

Please what do I do

Did u just say u r 28
Ur mates don marry u dei do boyfriend tins still
I DIDN'T READ ALL TRU SHA
JUST DAT 28YRS

D bar I mean MONI NONI!!!
Don't b jlous

bigmill:
Dear Nairalanders, this is really disturbing me and I don't want to be too impulsive so as not to ruin my side chick's self esteem.

Before I mention exactly what happened, I beg anyone who will respond to keep abuses and blame away as I've already learnt my lesson and now ALL ladies to me are like filthy rags no matter how fine the face is (except my beautiful wife only). So please don't waste your time criticizing me.

I met a beautiful lady in church and by virtue of my position in the church, I had to relate with her. One day she suddenly called me and requested for airtime credit which I honoured. About two days later, she called again and said she needed me to lend her some money. I was skeptical and I didn't want to answer her call again. She disturbed my life with calls until I decided to give her the money so she could leave me alone but that was the beginning.

After some weeks, she began to call me again begging that the had been unable to pay back. To cut the long story short, the started raining compliments on my and my wife's beauty. We continued talking and we later arranged to meet privately. At the private meeting, one thing led to the other and we had sex. Though I was prepared so I went with a condom pack. I observed that she was always visiting the toilet after every 5 minutes and that went on until the end of the first round. She smelled so nice that I regarded her as one of the cleanest girls I've ever met. The second round was so long that she had to tell me to remove the condom so I could cum faster. As if I heard an angel's voice, I removed it and continued enjoying the flesh. At the end we went our ways. I really felt guilty.

Two weeks later, I felt some strange itches around by public area and I immediately knew it must have been an infection from the lady but before that time, I already made love to my wife. Another one week later, my wife woke up in the morning to say she couldn't sleep at night owing to very severe itching around and inside her vaginas. I immediately knew I had infected her. The next night was so horrible that I had to take her to our hospital. I was ashamed when I saw the culture in her vaginas. I am still feeling extremely bad. Now she has commenced the extensive and equally expensive treatment. I am being treated too.

My hatred for this disease vector escalated and I didn't even want to see her or remember her again. Now she keeps calling me for another meeting and I've been avoiding her and she has observed it too. She even said she noticed that since that day I had been acting funny towards her.

Dear Nairalanders, do you think she deliberately infected me? In case she is not aware of what she is carrying, do I need to inform her so she could go for treatment? If I need to tell her, how do I do that? I really don't want to do anything with her again.

U open ur dirty mouth to insult women? Who send u to carry condom go? If u carry condom go den u get dirty mind n u no even love dat ur wife to have phuck a street hoe n get infected...Damn! if na HIV Na so u for kill that poor innocent woman...MEHN R WICKED
BUT WOMEN R MUCH MORE TERRIBLE!

Solomon19:
NICE ONE BRO I COMPLIMENT HER SHE WAS LIKE THANK GOD SHE FINE....

Guy keep visiting...not too much oo
Once in 2 weeks...so that she go dei miss ur company n wen u visit give her sumtin to remember always
Girl love suspense

MIXED MSGS
D QUESTIONS NA IM GO DETERMINE HA DIRECTION
SHA
NO MSG ANY WAY Y JUST GET DIRTY MIND LIKE ME...
BUT NEXT TYM TRY TO DO SUMTIN TOGEDA
ANYTHING DAT INVOLVES TOUCHING
DANCING PERHAPS
ONE THING LEADS TO ANODA NEXT THING U KNOW...KAAABBOOOOOM!!!! U DON GET PLACE TO CUM DO LIKE DAT

ekochris:
Hello Nairalanders,
When I got admission (Kaduna Polytechnic), I made a policy not to date any of my female classmate to avoid any bitter aftermath of a breakup; but I joke, play and relate very well with them.

Fastforward to now, there's this girl in my class, she's unlike any other girl, she is funny, witty and intelligent who knows how to keep a conversation both online and offline. I feel very connected and attracted to her, and am sure the feeling is mutual, and coincidentally we both have exactly the same G.P. of 3.86
she is so fun to be with, and sometimes she will call me and we can spend up to 30 minutes on the phone.

Now, am caught inbetween fire and the deep blue sea. Am confused of whether to break my policy by dating her (she's my classmate) or I should keep to my policy even though am attracted to her.

Please, I need your candid advice. Thank you.

Guy nothing anybody go talk hear wei u go hear!
U DON DEI TRIP FOR SAT GIRL
ADVICE NO DATE HER
HEHEHHEGE....E GO PAIN U DIE WEN ONE SHARE GUY GO JUST CORNER HER DEI SHAGG HER DEN DAT 30MINS CALL GO TURN IMAGINATION N U GO DUE IF JEALOUSY N BOREDOM WEN SHE NO GO SEND U AGAIN
WIC TO STUPID PRINCIPLES!
GUY DAT KIND SPECIAL GIRL DEI HARD TO FIND....AARRRH I MISS SCHOOL...FRIENDS, CRUSH, HATERS,LOOSERS,SUCKERS,NERDS,DULLARDS,CUTIES N SO ON IN JUST ONE CLASS....GOSH...LIST SHOW QUICK!!!!

Logos market...I hear say e cheap too