₦airaland Forum

Welcome to the team
All u need is
WEED
MONEY
FRIENDS #GUYS#
GAME
WORK
N AMONG THESE THE BEST ISN'T THERE
JUST STOP GIVING A PHUCK N MOVE ON
PERIOD!

Wic kind help again!
U have just been
ejected
Evicted
Erased
Evaded
.....
UR RENT DON EXPIRE


NOTIN ANYBODY CAN FIT DO FOR U...LOL


DAT GIRL DON GO...JUST DEI PREPARE LIFE AFTER SHE GONE

Pending on ur offence
MY MUM WILL BEAT U EVEN U R 21
BUT U WILL THANK HER WEN UR R 29
ZERO TOLERANCE OF BAD BEHAVIOURS

jonaifame22:
hehehehe,u're blessed!

Isokay

jonaifame22:
my shoes ain't ur size bro,so wat do we do abt it?

We go do borrow pose
NOBODY GO NOTICE

As long as she get dis oda tins
*beauty
*job
*love
* sincerity
* brain
* jovial
*shap...not fat


I go just dei laf her for d bed...n I go kick her too...lol
Or I go use hand hold her nose so she no fit breath
I no sleep she to no go sleep
I go put her to butt work if I no fit sleep
After wic I must fall asleep

jonaifame22:
I'ma mail u a bottle of hennessy,u're the man!

Wish I was in ur shoez
Damn!

Na so dis fine girl cheap reach?
"CHEAP PRODUCTS HAVE SO MANY BUYERS"
No b me talk am
DIS GIRL SHA DULL
BUT SHE FINE
BUT SHE Bleep UP
BUT I FOR LIKE HER
BUT Y NA
...

I tot I explained days back or am I high on....

Dat tin just b like car wei on full light for nyt
IRRESISTIBLE
DAMN WE DON SUFFER
GOD PUNISH CONJI
BACK TO D MATA
DAT BUTT IS JUST SUM FORM OF DISTRACTION
JUST LIKE GIRL CANT RESIST ALL THE FLASHY STUFFS
U DIG DAT GIRL?

SMH
U NEVA KNOW D VALUE OF WHAT U GAT TILL IT'S GONE
U R JUST ONE JEALOUS BUTTHOLE
Y u no tell her ur mind since?
Now u r only jealous
VIRGINITY ON UR MIND
AFTER U DIS VIRGIN HER...SHE AUTOMATICALLY BECOMES A SIDE CHICK
LET HER
U DON'T DESERVE HER
U R JUST LUSTIN AFTER HER NOT LOVE
ADVICE
STAY OFF HER
GOD SAVE U SAY NO B MY BABE
DAT UR MOUTH FOR NO EAT FOOD FOR A WEEK COZ I GO SO BUST AM EHN!!!

Guy just lock...UR STORY SWEET
DON'T CONFESS
WHATS D POINT?
GUY FROM DIS MOMENT ON DAT PU++Y IS ALL DAT WILL B ON UR MIND EVEN WHEN U R BUSY SCREWING UR BABE
LIKE U SAID
WAS D SWEETEST
EVEN UR BABE FINDS OUT ATLEAST U HAVE A STORY TO TELL N A MEMORY TO KEEP
DON'T PHUCKIN CONFESSSSSS

Be introduced is easier but better I don't know

Once a crazy girl I dated attempted to slap me...within d period she lifted her hand up to slap me I tot
LET HER SLAP YOU OR NOT?
CAME UP WITH
HELL NO!
GELD HER HAND N JUST WENT AWAY
D MOST CRAZY GIRL I HAVE EVER COME ACROSS
MISS HER SHA....

C this man!
Pls learn to appreciate little tins
U MUST B A STUDENT
She too no b working class girl
So she spent her hard earned currency on ur big head n u r gear talking
MY GF NEVA GIVE ME ANYTHING OTHER THAN######

GOD should have given u r dirty slap!!!tawai!!!
SHEI GOD SAY MAKE U B PLAYER?
3GIRLS ONLY U
NA WA OO
U NEVA C ANYTHING
BUT SHA...
FAST FOR 7DAYS N U WILL C UR WIFE

Broke up wit ma girl because she doesn't have tym for me I can't take dat crapp...her house is just 5 mins walk from my place yet I c her once in 4weeks...dat is even a gud result...even we c sef just some rubbish excuses for not showing up
Haba can't fit date dat kind girl had to DUST Her n now an still searching
TRUE TALK
AM RUSTY I NO KNOW HOW I GO TAKE APPROACH GIRL AGAIN
Buuuut....dat one no bother me coz wen I return school next year....humhumhum!

U too b asking for HOLE TO DO BURIAL of ur dick

U SHOULD THANK GOD I CAME TO UR RESCUE
+ + + + MOUTH ODOUR +++++
ALWAYS BRUSH BEFORE THAT TIN GOES DOWN
KEEP UR BREATH MINTY N LESS SEE WHO WILL SAY NO KISS

That memory will hunt u for life
JUST DUST HER
SHE AIN'T WORTH UR LIVE OR TRUST
WAT IF U NEVER FOUND OUT?
DEN SHE'LL KEEP SCREWING AROUND EVEN AFTER MARRIAGE

But sha guys r wicked ooo
Who got ha pregnant?
Now u r asking if u should marry ha?
GIRLS BEWARE!!! STOP ABORTING THAT NIGGA AINT GON MARRY YO JUST LIKE D NIGGA WHO POSTED THIS TRASH
I DIDN'T READ D STORY BECOS I NO WAN VEX FOR THIS VIGIL

One word
IMMATURE
Not in his ryt mind

I will ask him
WHO DO U TRUST MORE?
UR HOMEBOY OR UR GIRL
IF HE CHOOSE D GIRL OVA ME DEN I SAY
U WILL ONE DAY WISH U NEVA SAID DAT
HE B LIKE : Y NOW?
I GO YAN AM SAY AS LONG AS HIM TRUST HER PASS MEE DEN D ADVICE I GET DEI USELESS
KEEP DAT NIGGA ON SUSPENSE
IF HIM LATER DISTURB ME
I GO YAN AM SAY D HOE NO WORTH HIM TRUST
SHE IS RIDING ANODA DICK
JUST B CAREFUL
DEN I YAN AM SAY
NOT GUILTY UNTIL PROVEN!
DIS HOE AINT LOYAL

Ok by me
As long as she no fat but fine n not too skinny like myself

WHAT DO U NEED THE MONEY FOR?
If she yan reasonable tin then u ask
HOW MUCH DO U NEED?
If e pass ur power u tell her plain
I NO GET THAT AMOUNT BUT I WILL GIVE U MAYBE QUARTER OR HALF THEN UR BF CAN COMPLETE THE BALANCE
THAT'S WHAT I CALL HELP WITH A LITTLE TOUCH OF REVENGE
Bottom line
Help her n show r d kind of guy wei she miss out on.ok?

jonaifame22:
wat,adonbeleive dis is coming from u

U don hear my mind...
I no fit reason dat kind woman for marriage na

samsard:
Lost all the games on my BlackBerry Z10 after flashing it to update the software, had Dungeon Hunter, Real Football 13, Modern Combat 4, angry birds, Real speed, Iron Man 3, Real Racing, Six Guns, Sonic Racing. No WiFi to download games for now

Does the real football work properly on z10?
I saw so many complaints so I just decided to forget bout it

# na ashawo oo# just chop dei go

How can u look good Wen u don't have money?
MONEY MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND
GUY ANYWHERE ANYTIME
PICK MONEY OVA ANY BULLSHIT GUDLOOKS
WITH MONEY U R GUARANTEED
LADIES
HOES
CLOTHES
CARS
FOOD
ANYTHING
EVEN A VIRGIN FOR A WIFE.....NIGGA PLS I DIDN'T READ UR POST SHA

chigoizie7:
Oga, u think say, we de act movie?

Bros, na naija d guy dey bros,

Me sef, if I dey on top bed lash woman, once I cum, I de leave d bed for u, and if I dey for floor lash woman,once I cum, I de leave d floor for u enter bed.

Hehe
Sorry

MAY I CORRECT DIS GENTLE MAN?
MOST NAIJA GIRLS R DAT WAY
I don't blame dem...na bois cos am be begging den for number....b*+#h plssss
No tym for that
HOW I GO DEI BEG GIRL TO CHOP MY MONEY B SHE GO THE FORM VOLTRON ABI NA BUMBLE BEE FOR ME

MemphisDepay:
Perfume is perfect!

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