₦airaland Forum

Fabulouzjoseph:
Ewo lala and snake sef

Girls with low cut usually have big yansh. Do you have big yansh?

I once watched a movie where someone who plays video games of aircrafts sat in for a pilot and flew a plane. So you see, in a movie (youtube included) anything is possible. But remember, when you see dangote trailer, quickly check youtube for what to do, it might be your last youtube search ever

HowDareU:
You kworo-chewing mallam, are you OK? You will always be backward in your life! Nonsense. If it is not useful to you, it will be useful to somebody else.

How dare u talk to me like that? How dare u?

Based on the look of its head and the powder substance emitted from the body, the snake has covid-19. My guy you don enter

informationNaija:
will like to advise Nigerians in my own little way;


1. Don't shake hands with anybody.

2. Boil your drinking water and allow it to cool before drinking.

3. Eat at least half of a bitter kola everyday.

4. Be careful when buying things from the roadside. E.g. a woman selling Akara will use the same hand she uses to collect money, to count and package your Akara. Same goes for Mai Suya etc.

5. Don't eat without washing your hands.

Pls, I love you all.

Only number 1 made sense. The others are rubbish. It is not possible for you to get corona through your stomach. It is only through your nostrils. I can't type now to explain or argue

It is not yet filled enough. The name is "1 million boys". Abi they don't know. They should prepare for 1 million suspects

These northern governors have money sha. They have coded stolen Nigeria aground

They should put cameras in isolation centres and turn it to BBN

HowDareU:
10 street-smart ways to tackle the 1 million armed robbery gang: 1. Support, group and disparse technique 2. The improvise technique 3. The scarecrow technique 4. The panic alarm technique 5. The lure and trap technique 6. The trace and trap technique 7. The K-9 attack technique 8. The guierrilla attack technique 9. The mass-whistle blowing technique 10. The mob action technique

and the shut up technique. You should practice that

Maybe this is the real hospital Abba Kyari went to

They have successfully carried out tens of thousands of tests. It is ok for them to lift the lockdown

The N20m, is it for the 2 or one of them?

I know a coupe like this on sale for N12.5m. Low mileage

Alex report on the beat

See the Rachel bakam K-leg

na die

Chatflick:
If there is any grammatical blunder in the write up it isn't me cause what I did was copy and paste so my dear you've failed woefully

Did you still copy this comment? You cannot spell because

Government should give funding to anyone who can help. Is it not better to fund these guys than to buy new cars for house assembly members to share?

In a sane country, this woman don hammer. Lawyers will so sue NPF that with the settlement she will get, she will be made for life

saraki2019:
you are the ipob, don't let buhari issue kill you.

I am from Omu Aran, Kwara state. I am a full blooded Kwaran. Take your foolishness back to your family house. There is nothing like ipob in Kwara

Chatflick:
The only bad thing about Cristiano's life is Messi. If it wasn't for Messi, Cristiano would be the best player in the world for five consecutive years.

If not for busy body, you should have taken your English classes more seriously

saraki2019:
Why ipobism, no one is asking for your opinion

So Akinwumi Adesina is now ipob? Foolishness runs in your family

How about someone like Akinwumi Adesina? Must nepotism be number 1 in Nigeria?

Dr Akinwumi Adesina is a proven administrator. He would do better than all those people listed up there

Since we are listing profiles here, let me drop the profile of Akinwumi Adesina for those who do not know

* Akinwumi Adesina is the President of the African Development Bank

* He was Vice President of Policy and Partnerships for the Alliance for a Green Revolution in Africa (AGRA)

* He attended a village school in Oyo and went ahead to graduate with a Bachelors in Agricultural Economics with First Class Honors from the University of Ife, Nigeria (1981) (Note: A first class from OAU is no joke)

* He was the first student to be awarded this first class in that department in OAU

* He has his masters from Purdue University in Indiana

* He has a PhD (Agricultural Economics) in 1988 from Purdue where he won the Outstanding PhD Thesis for his research work.

* He worked at the Rockefeller Foundation since winning a fellowship from the Foundation as a senior scientist

* His short time as Minister of Agriculture in Nigeria created the agricultural revolution we are enjoying today.

* He is the current President of the African Development Bank

I am tired of typing.

Mariangeles:
@ Op, what have you benefited from the relationship? That is the question you should ask yourself, because he'll NEVER STOP "BORROWING"

Poverty stricken comment. You must benefit something in return. Hungry and poor always check what they are benefiting.

Op, walk away on time from this relationship. You will grow old. The guy does not love you. You are loving him out of pity. Walk away. Save your sanity

Harllaby:
[color=#000055]Honestly, the man is only being truthful to himself by asking his partner for money. So because you borrowed him 500k you feel like you can rub it on his face. The guy was never at fault from what you wrote instead you are the one that refuses to voice out your feelings by assuming he should know what you want.

Tell him how you feel and if he isn't what you want in a man, then go look for your type. [/color]

Very foolish comment

Angelinastto:
I met a guy in a night class during exam period and he immediately tried to kiss me. I be like "guy are you mad?" A total stranger for that matter In a class filled with students
He later apologized but the thing baffles me whenever I remember it.

You have succeeded in advertising your lips. I went to check ur dp. If I sit near you, I will act same way

Harllaby:
I had some crazy experience with my roommates during University days.
1. Their food is always undone, no matter the food be it beans, rice yam.
2. Some are like camel, they drink a sachet of water once in three days.

3. Their privk only get stronger when they are loaded with cash; meaning no money no hard privk.

4. They can finish #250 Agree bread with 30naira beans.
5. ...

At your number 3. Such people actually become very successful in life

LarryBee1k:
I've a friend, no matter how long a movie is, HE WILL WATCH IT IN 10MIN.

The guy has a problem with long term concentration